00:00it's been a lot of years since Tom Selleck was America's number one male sex symbol about a year
00:10but apparently everyone's forgotten what he brought to the table a new survey asked
00:14is male chest hair hot or not it's all I got so it's hot the answer is no yeah the answer is no
00:25at least according to ladies guys may like it but ladies do not men slightly prefer chest hair by a
00:33tiny margin 21% of guys like chest hair 20% don't I assume that's men talking about themselves
00:39yeah I mean you don't want chest hair on your woman yeah I don't like that idea that's weird
00:44for everybody Roland has a comment here we're talking about whether male chest hair is hot or
00:49not what do you think man I don't really have a comment on that but um I got together with a
00:55girl from Poland once and she had really long hairs on her nipples yeah I think that's one of
01:02the weirdest phone calls I think it was a girl from Poland long nipple hairs I mean this does make
01:17sense we were saying that it wasn't that guys wouldn't enjoy it and he called in to say he
01:23you obviously didn't enjoy it you didn't enjoy that no no no I told her friend and she told her
01:30and then I think they just disappeared one day never to be seen from again so you gave her friend
01:40the heads up like tell your friend or she's got long nipple hair yeah oh wow wow that's ballsy of
01:47you it's a tough thing to hear from a friend well it had to be done it did you did the right thing
01:55yeah he's a better man than I I just couldn't do it yeah all ladies listening right now do us a favor
02:02look down pop the top let's take a look at those nips yeah rub them up make sure you don't feel or see
02:09any hair down below hold on if there is take care of it immediately yeah I'm gonna point something out
02:14though have you ever seen someone like they're young they're they've got everything together
02:20but then they have like a neck hair you've seen a girl with like a neck hair I've seen
02:26a real long neck hair I don't think they know they have it I've definitely seen stray lady I knew a
02:32woman with arms like Robin Williams oh my god oh my god we did too hanging out
02:37oh my god she's got Robin Williams arms no listen we listen we hung out in in college with a girl
02:46that was like that Italian girl she's pretty right pretty pretty girl with the Robin Williams arms
02:51someone said something to her yeah like next week she's at the bar she's waxed oh picked up
03:00changed her life of course she's like a great looking guy like her whole life changed all it
03:07took was for one rude guy yeah you need the rude guy your arms are too hairy man got Robin Williams
03:13arms and that's it and then next thing you knew her whole life was different married uh Marcos
03:19how you going good you were involved with a chick with long nipple hair
03:24that was crazy you know I was in high school we were boyfriend and girlfriend for a while
03:32and there were she wanted to lose her virginity with me and stuff so it was my birthday and we're
03:39going down for it and then she took her clothes off I saw those huge hairs there man and I just
03:45I couldn't do it man so we broke up at that and she hate me after that but I couldn't do it man
03:52okay I know you couldn't do it did you tell her why uh I did not but no I think you know I think
03:59she knew would run away because your face if I was gonna kiss it I was gonna kiss it oh hold on
04:06you waited for the kiss oh hold on the recoil oh no are we having a beard deal something like that
04:16yeah man I couldn't do it though it was long they were long you know try not to be so obvious next
04:23time lately they're great I know a lot of accents a lot of foreign men yeah so I tell you this I
04:30you try to make out with here I take off your shirt I know what you're saying Marcos it's like
04:35it's like you're running to a girl she's perfect on the outside is it yes then you take off with the
04:42brah and then all of a sudden he's like the titties I got a beard it's a long I've never seen anything
04:48like it I went to go give it a little I tell you and not like a nothing I ever seen before
04:53you're my best I don't see now I'm just trying to do that I was playing it too we go into the same
04:59it's very tough it's tougher than you think you're bad all these walks of life are coming together
05:03over nipple hair I know everyone can relate exactly he's North London yeah nipple hair right
05:08it's crazy all I can think of though is this one oh
05:15she's got Robin Williams arms all I can think of all I can think of
05:23all is going through my head can't even look at you
05:28she can't she can't she can't you can't even bring herself to look at you
05:31no it's like geez that's dumb
05:33that's just the dumbest and what are we what version of this song is he playing it's karaoke
05:39you've been trying forever to find this I know I was I was for sure it took me a while
05:46it's tough to pull up
05:47Dave's been doing this thing too where when he sings things he really commits now
05:50she's got Bernie Davis eyes she's got Robin Williams arms
05:57oh my god
05:59she's got Robin Williams arms
06:04I know what you're saying it's like arms but like Robin Williams
06:08who in the hell is a Robin Williams
06:13who in the hell is a Robin Williams he's a great comedian he's passed now but he had really
06:19airy arms Marcos I'm telling you
06:21you're my best friend you know that you're my best friend
06:25beautiful you guys it's beautiful let us go find the chicks with the big hairy tits
06:30I'm so down I know a couple of bars we can go to Marcos
06:35an unlikely friendship right
06:37he was unlikely at the time but he turns into the best friend ever
06:44you are my best friend also
06:45thank you Roarland
06:47thank you Marcos for this experience
06:51Steve claps in the background
06:54two unlikely friends
06:57I'm Roarland
06:58I am a Marcos
07:00we've bonded over our women having long nipple hair
07:04he's dead
07:07he's dead
07:10what he's been telling you
07:11if you don't even know why
07:12why
07:14you
07:16you
07:19you
07:21you
07:23you
07:25you
07:27you
07:29you
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