00:00Here's a question for you that I get could seem rather odd on the surface.
00:10When your nipples are touched, do you feel suddenly very sad?
00:19Every time.
00:20Sad.
00:20Actually quite the opposite for me.
00:22It's a different emotion to have.
00:25Sad nipple syndrome is what you could have, Chuck.
00:29Wow.
00:30I don't.
00:31I know you don't.
00:31I do not have this.
00:33It is a very strange phenomenon that has been dubbed sad nipple syndrome.
00:39It's been making the rounds online.
00:43But people have been saying they too as well feel extreme sadness when their nipples are touched.
00:50Either when they do it or when someone touches their nipples for them.
00:56I can't even imagine.
00:57And so some Hollywood actors touch their nipples and then deliver some kind of epic moment.
01:06That would actually come in handy, right?
01:07It would.
01:08I'm like, oh, God, you got to be sad.
01:11Exactly.
01:12That would actually be great.
01:13What a tool you could use as an actor.
01:16What a great job to have.
01:17He's like the nipple twerker to make the actor sad, you know, like the fluffer on a porno.
01:22But instead, it's like an Oscar-nominated film.
01:24I'm just rubbing people's nipples.
01:26You got to make Brad Pitt sad.
01:28Yes, Mr. Pitt.
01:29I got to get you a little more sad.
01:31That's really the only time you could use it.
01:33I think so.
01:33It would be your only upside.
01:35Only upside.
01:36One time.
01:37That's it.
01:37Otherwise.
01:38Why else would you want it?
01:40What about if you're getting pulled over by the police and you need to cry?
01:42You know, start rubbing your nipples.
01:43I'm sorry, officer.
01:46I made the speed.
01:48Thousands of people in America apparently do suffer from sad nipple syndrome.
01:53I don't think I do.
01:55I really don't think I do.
01:56I know I don't.
01:57You need me to come in there and find out?
01:58Yeah.
01:58Yeah, I know I don't.
02:00They have the same strange feeling of sad or morose thoughts when their nipples are touched.
02:08Wow.
02:10Like impending doom.
02:12They describe it.
02:13Wow.
02:13It's like nipple psychics.
02:16Yeah, they see the end.
02:18Oh, no.
02:18Oh, no.
02:19The end is nigh.
02:20It's like a morose feeling.
02:24Experts are chiming in.
02:25They say it could be because nipple stimulation leads to a reduction in levels of dopamine,
02:31a brain neurotransmitter which governs mood.
02:34Weird.
02:35People figured that out.
02:36Yeah.
02:37They're just sort of like having sad nipple times.
02:40There's nipple scientists.
02:41I started to share it.
02:42Of course, there's nipple scientists.
02:45Of course.
02:45For sure.
02:45We need nipple signs.
02:46I know.
02:47We definitely do.
02:49I think it's the bottom of stuff like this.
02:50Yeah.
02:50I'm glad they're not alone, I guess.
02:54Someone said, think about how many listeners are touching their nipples right now.
02:57Let's see how it makes them feel.
02:59Is this quite sad?
03:01It's pretty cool.
03:02If you're driving past someone on the freeway right now, tweaking their nipples, you know.
03:06Touch your nipples, everyone.
03:07Everyone right now listening, touch your nipples.
03:10How do you feel?
03:11Are you sad?
03:12Hopefully not.
03:13Yeah, we hope not.
03:14Hope not.
03:15Donnie is in Detroit.
03:16Hi, Donnie.
03:16How are you?
03:18How are you doing?
03:19Good.
03:19How are your nipples, my man?
03:19My nipples are fine.
03:22Yeah.
03:23I don't think Dave's ever asked another man that before.
03:26Yeah, he has.
03:28I'm always here listening to these people, like, getting sad about their nipples being touched.
03:33I'm like, these people are nuts, man.
03:35Like, I enjoy my nipples being touched.
03:37I almost can't finish without my nipples being touched.
03:40Oh, wow.
03:40So you're like, it takes it to the next level.
03:43Yeah, you're like into severe nipple pleasure.
03:46Exactly, yeah.
03:47Yeah, and I'm like, these people are, I don't know what's wrong with the brain cells on these people.
03:55Right, I think his is just the other side of this.
03:58Absolutely, it brings you extreme pleasure.
04:01Extreme pleasure.
04:01You're into a nipple stimulation.
04:04Yeah, but my wife, she does have sensitive to nipples, but it doesn't bring her fat and depression.
04:11Right.
04:11So, like, I know this is too much.
04:13Oh, wow.
04:14But when you get there, do you scream, grab my nips, grab my nips.
04:18Like, do you, do you really?
04:20That's how Dave does.
04:21I don't think so, Dave.
04:22When you're close, do you just tell her to get in there?
04:26It's not that serious, Blake.
04:27Yeah, it's not that serious.
04:30Dave is like, he wants to help.
04:34It's probably less like there's a fire.
04:36Yeah, exactly.
04:38Baby, please, just tweak those nippies.
04:40Come on, tweak those nippies.
04:41Grab them now, grab them, grab them.
04:44All right, Don A with the extremely sensitive nips.
04:48Thanks for calling in, my friend.
04:50Have a good one.
04:50Yeah, you too.
04:51I just feel like the aliens come out of the ocean every once in a while and check on us.
04:55They do.
04:55Yep.
04:56Just like, oh, God.
04:57They're having, like, crazy depression over their nipples now.
05:02Is it time just to flood the place?
05:05You know it is.
05:06This guy said I'm on a construction site right now.
05:08I just did the nipple touch when you told me to.
05:10Yes.
05:10Four guys around me stopped working and looked at me like I had 10 nips.
05:14Well, you can't.
05:14Tell them.
05:16Ask them now to touch theirs.
05:17Are you sad when you do this?
05:19Yep.
05:19You guys aren't sad, are you?
05:22Rusty's with us next.
05:23Rusty, do you suffer from sad nipple syndrome?
05:27Yes, I called in a while back.
05:29It was a dark and schwanz.
05:31Oh, yeah.
05:32Yeah.
05:32For sure.
05:34Years ago.
05:35Yeah.
05:35And one of my other things was the puffy nipples.
05:38Ah.
05:39They're like mushroom caps, so everyone's trying to grab them.
05:42Yes.
05:42It'll be true in my day when they twist them.
05:44But they shrink up and they think it's funny.
05:47I don't find it too humorous.
05:49So they can squeeze all the blood out of them, basically.
05:53Yeah, they go from, like, a half dollar to a dime.
05:57Oh, wow.
05:58It's so interesting to laugh at your big, puffy nipples.
06:00But, like, strangers, like buddies, who are you talking about?
06:04Yeah.
06:05Friends.
06:06Everyone.
06:07They're always looking at them like I have to wear, like, an undershirt.
06:11Like, if I'm going golfing, you know, those nice silk shirts.
06:14Oh, yeah.
06:14I mean, you can just see right through them.
06:16And then they're making fun of me the whole 18 holes.
06:19Yeah.
06:20I can see that.
06:21That's my game.
06:22Your nipples affect your golf game.
06:25Yeah.
06:25I mean.
06:26Wow, that's bad.
06:27Oh.
06:28I mean.
06:28Because they're always popping out.
06:30Yeah.
06:31You got to get those undershirts, right, man?
06:33That's what he's got.
06:34That's what he's got.
06:34Oh, you got it, right?
06:36Yeah.
06:36He's got it.
06:37I'm sorry.
06:38I'm sorry you suffer from nipple abuse, dude.
06:40I kind of can understand wanting to squeeze them.
06:43What?
06:43I just want to see the transformation.
06:45Another man's mushroom-sized puffy nips.
06:48Give him like a purple nirple.
06:51He sounds broken.
06:52He sounds sad.
06:53He sounds broken.
06:53It's gotten to him.
06:55Another thing to check off your list that you are happy you don't suffer from.
06:59Sad nipple syndrome.
07:00Right?
07:01I am actually, I am kind of glad.
07:02I'm very glad I don't suffer from it.
07:05And I'm glad my lady doesn't.
07:06Yeah.
07:06Well, yeah.
07:08Did that turn your day around, Chuck?
07:10Not yet.
07:12Oh, keep working on it.
07:13Not fully.
07:17I am a little better.
07:19Okay.
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