00:00couples are now making sex menus to keep things steamy and exciting so i want us according to
00:11this article this is happening are there any couples listening that have a sex menu
00:17if you do call us on the dave and chuck lines 1-855-954-6969 it's toll free
00:251-855-954-6969 or you can text us at 4-6969 i was looking at the um the bj's and the rj combo
00:35uh how are your are your rj's any good here they are fresh okay that's uh yeah put me down for one
00:43of those and rj you know like who makes a menu yeah if you have to make a menu you have i think
00:51people play i think people play like the dice game where it's like they roll the dice and it's
00:57like shows like a donger and then like you roll the dice and it shows like a mouth and then you
01:03have to do that you know the menu uh i got it's like one of those real high-end restaurants like
01:08four dishes oh yeah just four things that are real yeah legs up yeah
01:14yeah this guy says on his sex menu he'd like to put getting a bj while having something shoved in
01:24his backside oh he's asked his wife to do it but she's disgusted what can he do i would pre-shove
01:33yeah pre-shove and just not keep your secret
01:36pre-shove and keep your secret that's my secret you had to keep a straight face i think yeah with
01:46a pre-shove that's my secret that's your secret chuck that's my secret that is just that's my
01:54secret i got a little jewel hanging out of my body oh my god that's my secret
01:59like one of those tail ones that's my horse tail the tail is no secret yeah i look too low
02:16tony from boston do you have a sex menu or would you like one uh i kind of have a sex menu thing so
02:23me and my girl actually use this thing called the uh i comma sutra app on the on the cell phone okay
02:29and uh and essentially what it is is you actually shake the phone and it has about 200 different
02:34positions and you know different like styles of sexual things you can do when you shake the phone
02:40it gives you just a random one so that's surprised what's it called uh it's called i comma sutra like
02:47the letter i and comma sutra you can look it up it's on the google store itunes go yeah and it's
02:54download it it's really cool dave's downloading yeah of course he is uh let's just say it's done me
03:00and my girlfriend a lot of good uh keep it keeping things spicy so all right man thank you for calling
03:07you know you know guys have a good day all right too later there it is yep
03:13so um
03:16you're gonna try this now
03:21did you download that comma sutra day i'm look i'm just still reading reviews andy
03:26you're still reading reviews okay don't download anything because you can just find it on google
03:32okay so like it's a position generator you just generate it's like okay so you do that one
03:37oh legs up i love that one all right and then or this one then you just generate and you do that
03:43one okay they say that uh keep in mind some of the different positions do require fruits and stuff
03:50so you have to go grocery shopping oh damn we need grapes and a kumquat
03:55oh that's okay that's one of the reviews yes
03:58you have to make a list this is so much work to have sex
04:05pick up two mangoes a cantaloupe and a kumquat on the way home
04:09but i had no idea the amount of fresh produce needed to do all these comma sutra positions
04:13people make it so complicated apps and menus
04:16i'm not shoving a strawberry in my butt either babe did you pick up raspberries
04:20sideways bang
04:22i'm a sutra
04:23damn it all to hell
04:30i'm not sure what's going on there i think it's backside
04:33he's not even in there
04:34anonymous from rhode island
04:36hi anonymous
04:37hi how are you
04:39doing okay thanks what's your comment
04:40all right so i and my boyfriend do not have a sex menu
04:44i feel honestly sorry for people that have to be like that
04:48yeah if um i mean in reality he was um very vanilla and and didn't know anything and i was a dominatrix
04:55and i've just brought him into a sex shop and i'm like well i'm going to spend a decent amount of money on whatever toy you want
05:02and we're going to try it and you can too
05:05so like you're you're pegging him and you're pounding him in the in the
05:09honestly ever since the show he's uh
05:12been letting me do it a lot more so yeah
05:14oh wow
05:14yeah that's this show
05:16that's a wild
05:16which show
05:17yeah this show
05:18this show
05:19we opened up his
05:20yeah we opened up his
05:21yeah
05:21we opened up his
05:22yeah
05:22we opened up his
05:23yeah
05:23we're too excited
05:25we're trying to help him realize that he was the only man out there
05:27yeah we're making sexy in rhode island
05:29hell yeah
05:30opening up men's back doors in rhode island
05:33wouldn't listen right at times
05:34helping men remove the caution tape
05:36hey
05:36just got the new billboard idea
05:39yeah
05:39we're making sexy
05:41all right thank you anonymous
05:42opening up back doors
05:43glad we've helped you out
05:44thank you have a good day
05:46don't even chuck the freak
05:48opening up
05:49opening men's back doors
05:50since whatever
05:52yeah
05:52whenever we started
05:53i like that
05:54what show
05:55who show
05:55what show
05:57oh this show
05:58yeah
05:59this show right now
06:00this is the only show
06:02that's gonna promote that
06:04true
06:05very true
06:06what show though
06:07what show
06:07what were you listening to in rhode island
06:10what
06:12this show here
06:13this one open the butt
06:14this little show right here
06:16wasn't maddie in the morning
06:21they weren't talking about this
06:24were they
06:25oh damn
06:27definitely was not
06:28no
06:29was it maddie
06:30no
06:30it was this little show right here
06:32it was this little show right here
06:33it was this little show right here
06:34it was this little show right here
06:35it was this little show right here
06:36it was this little show right here
06:37it was this little show right here
06:38it was this little show right here
06:39it was this little show right here
06:40it was this little show right here
06:41it was this little show right here
06:42it was this little show right here
06:43it was this little show right here
06:44it was this little show right here
06:45it was this little show right here
06:46it was this little show right here
06:47it was this little show right here
06:48it was this little show right here
06:49it was this little show right here
06:50it was this little show right here
06:51it was this little show right here
06:52it was this little show right here
06:53it was this little show right here
06:54it was this little show right here
06:55it was this little show right here
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