00:00So a guy by the name of Jesse Larios says, I have no idea what inspired me to do this.
00:06The guy's dressed up in a bear outfit, and he's walking 400-plus miles from L.A. to San Francisco
00:15wearing a brown and white bear suit that he designed.
00:21The guy's 33 years old.
00:22He started a GoFundMe account to raise money for his walk, and then he's going to ask people
00:29like, what charity should all the money go to?
00:32I asked Roxanne.
00:34Roxanne's the only one that knew, because I said, Roxanne, look this up.
00:37How much money has he raised in GoFundMe so far?
00:39Well, he had a goal of $10,000.
00:42He blew past that.
00:43He's at $17,000.
00:44And then he's going to donate all the money to charity.
00:46Yeah.
00:47All right, so how does Fester fit into this?
00:49If this guy's wearing a bear suit out in California, and, you know, on the California flag, you
00:57have the bear.
00:57You have the bear, right?
00:59If I were going to ask Fester to walk the whole state of Florida, what?
01:06All right, hold on.
01:08What?
01:08I have a suggestion.
01:10Hang on.
01:10Let's see if it's what I have an idea.
01:12I know what I want to do.
01:13So, what costume would I put Fester in?
01:22That's my guess.
01:23All right, hold on a sec.
01:25I wrote my answer down.
01:27I know.
01:27I wrote my answer down.
01:28That's my guess.
01:29All right, Froggy, what is your guess?
01:31My guess is a skunk ape.
01:33Oh, that would have been so great.
01:35Nope, it's not the skunk ape.
01:36Even better.
01:38Coop, do you have any idea what outfit that I would put Fester in?
01:41I'm going to say a flamingo outfit.
01:45No.
01:47Roxanne.
01:47Getting close.
01:48Getting close.
01:48A PDQ chicken outfit.
01:52Nope, not the PDQ chicken outfit.
01:55Oh, guys, this is so freaking easy.
01:57What's on the flag?
01:58We got a flag, an Indian woman?
01:59This is writing itself.
02:02Fester's a manatee.
02:05Oh.
02:06What's he going to do, roll down the street?
02:09And raise money for manatees.
02:11That Fester doesn't need a costume.
02:13Just walk down.
02:14Just walk in his street clothes.
02:18We got to put prop scars on them.
02:19We'll put some prop scars on your back.
02:22Dude, I told you.
02:22We'll put some moss on your back.
02:24I told you the time I went to the Homosassa Springs.
02:26We'll glue some algae to your back.
02:29Moss.
02:30We'll carve MJ Morning Show into it like that one lady did.
02:33This is part of the reason why.
02:34Look, tell the story.
02:35We went to Homosassa Springs.
02:37We got one of those pontoon boats.
02:38We drove as safely, as close to the manatees as we can.
02:41We're snorkeling.
02:42And there's a bunch of, I mean, a couple of straight, obviously strangers.
02:44A lot of times you have other, wherever the manatees are, you have other people that
02:47will congregate in an area, yeah.
02:49You hold your hand out and the manatees can, you know, brush by you.
02:52You're really not supposed to touch them or interact with them too much.
02:55Not supposed to harass them.
02:56Molest them.
02:57And like a, like a six-year-old girl started petting my back.
03:03Pet you some lettuce.
03:04She's like, I'm so sorry.
03:06Her mother's like, oh my God.
03:08You don't feed the manatees.
03:09You don't feed them.
03:10Don't give them lettuce.
03:11You can't feed them.
03:12Don't feed the manatees.
03:13Did she squirt fresh water from a hose in your mouth?
03:16It was actually very refreshing.
03:18But we're all sitting there snorkeling.
03:19We're all really close to the manatees and I feel this little hand on my back.
03:22That's hilarious.
03:23Like an eight-year-old girl.
03:24I'm sorry, fat sir.
03:25Now, I'm not going to, it'd be kind of silly.
03:27It's too short to have you walk from like Tampa to Daytona.
03:30It's kind of silly.
03:31He's too short to walk to Daytona?
03:33That's too short.
03:34He's going to be a manatee.
03:35He's going to walk from Tallahassee to Miami?
03:36No, no.
03:37Well, close.
03:38I'm going to have you start in Tampa.
03:39Okay.
03:40To Fort Myers, to Naples.
03:41Walk across Alligator Alley to Miami.
03:44Oh my God.
03:44Or Fort Lauderdale, actually.
03:46Sure.
03:46Then you head up north, Boca, West Palm, up into Fort Pierce.
03:51Then you're going to go into Daytona, to Jacksonville.
03:54Then you're going to walk across the Panhandle to Tallahassee.
03:58Then Panama City.
04:00Then Pensacola.
04:02And then you loop back, back around, around the Big Bend, Apalachicola.
04:07Then you come right back to Tampa.
04:09The way I figure this.
04:10How about the Keys?
04:10What about the Key West?
04:11He's a manatee.
04:12He needs to go to the Keys.
04:14All right.
04:14Let's add the Keys.
04:15That's a good point.
04:15All right.
04:15So then you do the whole seven-mile bridge thing.
04:18You walk down to the Keys and then back.
04:19Good idea.
04:20You're going to need some serious running shoes for your flippers.
04:21Now, I did not figure in the Keys, so I'm going to have to recalculate.
04:27But the way that I see this, based on the average walking speed of a person, which is like, you know, three miles an hour.
04:33Three miles an hour, yeah.
04:33But Fester's going to be like 1.1 miles an hour.
04:36It's going to be the manatee costume.
04:39This is 2021.
04:40You'll be done in 2024.
04:43All right?
04:44That's the calculation.
04:45That's a lot of walking.
04:46That's a lot of walking.
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