00:00I said a short time ago that I believe I'm going to have to bid adieu to 32.
00:09And Fester and Froggy have no idea, Coop has no idea, Roxanne has no idea, so I'm going to go to phones here.
00:16When I say that I'm going to need to bid adieu to 32, say goodbye to 32, but bid adieu rhymes with 32, that's right.
00:24So, what am I talking about?
00:26Folks, what do you think?
00:27When I say I'm going to bid adieu to 32, say goodbye to 32, what do you think I'm talking about?
00:34This is a very personal thing.
00:35I'm about to open up something very personal to you, the MJ Morning Show listenership.
00:42800-990-1047.
00:44You want to guess?
00:45You want to guess?
00:46Let's go.
00:46Let's guess.
00:47Call up now and guess.
00:48When I say I've got to say goodbye to 32, bid adieu to 32, what am I talking about?
00:53800-990-1047.
00:55800-990-1047.
00:59Everyone's thinking about your body on the text line because we've got guesses like saying
01:03goodbye to his waistline, or was that in high school like the rest of us?
01:07Oh, I'm looking at a text here.
01:09You're going to lose 32 pounds.
01:1032 pounds would be, I can lose 10, 15.
01:13You'd be emaciated.
01:14Oh my God, I know.
01:15Well, let me take some calls first.
01:18Wait.
01:18My guess is right.
01:19You might as well cancel the bid.
01:20What is it?
01:20You're getting 32 inches taken off of your poofy hair.
01:24No.
01:25Because then it would still be poofy.
01:27No.
01:28I don't leave them like 12 inches left.
01:30All right.
01:30Let's go to phones.
01:31Phones are all jammed up here.
01:33People want to guess.
01:34Carol is in Tampa.
01:36Carol, bid adieu to 32.
01:38What am I going to say goodbye to?
01:40You're going to say goodbye to Baskin-Robbins, 32 flavors.
01:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:47Wait a sec.
01:48But it's not 32 flavors.
01:50Baskin-Robbins, you're close.
01:52But Baskin-Robbins is 31.
01:55Oh.
01:56Hey, listen.
01:57You're thinking.
01:57But no, Baskin-Robbins is 31 flavors.
02:00Oh.
02:01You've added an extra flavor.
02:04Well, you know, you can mix them together sometimes.
02:06That's right.
02:07Listen, good guess, Carol, but incorrect.
02:11Thank you, Carol.
02:12I appreciate it.
02:13Let's grab Alan in Tampa.
02:16Hello, Alan.
02:16You're on the MJ Morning Show.
02:18When I'm going to bid adieu to 32, say goodbye, what am I doing?
02:23That will be your how many years that you've been in the broadcasting business.
02:28All right.
02:28So you think I'm going to leave?
02:31No.
02:31I think that you're saying 32 away, 33 is coming up.
02:35Oh.
02:36So, you know, decent guess, Alan, but wrong.
02:40If you do the math, I started at 16 years old at the age of 16.
02:45That was 1982.
02:48So 2021 minus 80.
02:51That would be 39 years.
02:52So I've been in radio for 39 years.
02:55But listen, creative thinking, Alan.
02:56I appreciate it.
02:58No problem, yeah.
02:59Thank you, buddy.
03:00Let's grab Adam is in Tampa.
03:02Adam, bid adieu to 32.
03:03What am I talking about?
03:03Sounds like we're losing an NFL team.
03:06We're going to 32 to 31, maybe?
03:09Hey, listen.
03:10Good guess.
03:11I mean, when you think of 32.
03:14This is the NFL on the MJ Morning Show.
03:18Now, we're not losing an NFL team.
03:21If anything, I would imagine they'd expand at some point.
03:23Alan, decent guess, but incorrect.
03:26Sorry.
03:28Let's grab, how about Adele?
03:31Oh, I love it.
03:33Adele is in Tampa on the MJ Morning Show.
03:35Adele, bid adieu to 32.
03:37Say goodbye to 32.
03:38What am I saying?
03:40Your pants size.
03:41I wear, like, 33, 34.
03:47I haven't been 32 for a while.
03:50So, if anything, I would welcome, if I lost some weight, I'd welcome back 32.
03:54Good guess, Adele, but not what I'm looking for.
03:59All right.
03:59Have a nice day.
04:00Thanks, Adele.
04:01Do you think people are dejected when I tell them, like the 32 Flavors lady, you think she was all pissed off at me?
04:07She probably was.
04:07Let me grab Kurt in St. Petersburg.
04:10Kurt, you're on the MJ Morning Show.
04:12Kurt, I'm saying goodbye to 32.
04:14What am I talking about?
04:16My guess was, my guess was pants size, but then he said that was wrong, so I said, he said, how about a second guess?
04:22I said IQ, but I've never met you, so I don't know.
04:25Oh, that's way too high.
04:27I'm going to shed 32 points of my IQ?
04:29He's going to watch so many TikTok videos that he just drops by 32.
04:33Kurt means your IQ is 32.
04:35Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
04:36Now, let me be very Kurt with Kurt.
04:39Hey, Kurt, have a great day, buddy.
04:40Thanks, Kurt.
04:41No, that's wrong.
04:42Lee, or I'm sorry, Dee is in loot.
04:46Hello, Dee.
04:47What do you think if I'm saying goodbye to 32?
04:5132 more of those tapes from way back when?
04:56Oh, you go through the audio files of the hard drive of the MJ Morning Show.
05:01No.
05:01Oh, that's it.
05:02No, it's not.
05:0332 more.
05:04Hey.
05:06Because I remember a long time ago, your wife made you throw away.
05:11Hey, listen, it's a good guess, but listen, you're working it.
05:16You're trying, but incorrect.
05:17Let me grab Scott and Valrico.
05:20I'm going to have to reveal this if someone doesn't guess.
05:22Scott and Valrico, what is your guess if I'm saying goodbye to 32?
05:2732 years of marriage, maybe?
05:29You're going to 33 with Michelle?
05:31Or getting divorced.
05:33That's a nice way to put it, Scott.
05:34No.
05:35In fact, this month, we'll be celebrating our 27th wedding anniversary.
05:41On June 26th, coming up, it's 27 years for Michelle and me.
05:45Ooh, 27-year itch.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:46All right.
05:46Hold on a minute.
05:47Let me grab Dan.
05:48Dan, bid a dude at 32.
05:51What am I talking about?
05:52I'm going to guess a tooth.
05:53I think it's going to be a tooth back there.
05:55One of your teeth, you've got to let go.
05:57Don't we have 32 teeth or something like that?
06:01Whoa.
06:03Survey says, yeah.
06:07Look at that.
06:09You got it.
06:11Abso-freaking-lutely.
06:14Do we have 32 teeth?
06:15Yeah.
06:16Human adult, yeah, 32 teeth.
06:18I have, hey, Dan, fantastic, buddy.
06:22Thank you for listening.
06:23I appreciate it.
06:23Is that a wisdom tooth?
06:24Is that a wisdom tooth?
06:25Let me ask.
06:25It is.
06:26I got to get rid of one of my wisdom teeth.
06:28Good question.
06:28Now, Dan, as a prize.
06:30I had a buddy that just had one, and it went really rough.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33Thanks for the good.
06:34Wait a minute.
06:34You had a buddy who had a wisdom tooth taken out?
06:37How rough did it get?
06:38Like, they had to go back in because he had some residual bleeding.
06:42I've had him taken out, and it was easy because they were impacted, but I've heard all sorts
06:47of stories with him.
06:49I had a real, I had a two-week ordeal with mine.
06:52I'll tell you what, you win my tooth when I have it pulled out.
06:56I'll pass on that.
06:58Thanks, Dan.
06:59Thanks, Dan.
07:00It hurts.
07:01Have a great day, Dan.
07:02We have a contingency of dentists and hygienists listening to the show because before Dan gave
07:07his answer, all of a sudden the text line flooded.
07:09I said, call us.
07:10I'm about to do dental surgery.
07:11I can't.
07:12Seriously, guess what?
07:13If there are any, I need a dentist.
07:16I need a, I need like a-
07:17I got one for you in South Tampa.
07:18I need an oral surgeon.
07:21One of my back teeth, I cracked the piece off, and it's starting to hurt a little bit,
07:26and it's, they're not going to cap it.
07:28They're going to take the damn thing out.
07:29So, I need to have a wisdom tooth removed.
07:33I need it to be very convenient for me because I do two radio shows a day, so I need a Saturday
07:37morning appointment.
07:38No.
07:38My guy will do that for you.
07:40Or Friday after, I don't know.
07:41I got to figure it out.
07:42But seriously, if someone has any recommendations for me, for an oral surgeon to yank out my,
07:47one of my wisdom teeth, just email me, mj at mjmorningshow.com, mj at mjmorningshow.com.
07:54That's mj at mjmorningshow.com.
