00:00is did an ohio woman get the very first audio recording of bigfoot uh that would be very very
00:10cool i i think there is a chance that there's a bigfoot species out there a woman in rural ohio
00:18thinks she captured the howls or possibly a mating call of bigfoot himself or herself i suppose
00:28i mean there would have to be a male and female of the species right yeah there could be it could
00:33be a lady or a guy sure suzanne faren sacks says she's a bigfoot enthusiast and for years she has
00:40claimed she saw bigfoot good crossing a road in 2013 so she's been searching for him ever since
00:47here now is crossing what she calls what she says is the first ever audio recording
00:57of bigfoot okay are you ready yes i'm very excited actually now this is my thing i love this kind of
01:06thing is this audio even making crusty skeptics like me reconsider my long-held belief and somewhat
01:16snobby belief that bigfoot chasers are just a bunch of crazy rednecks who got crazy on the logo what
01:23bigfoot hey no but there we it's possible that there is see the bigfoot is a missing link it could
01:31be have you ever seen those charts where they go from the monkey ape and then human being but then
01:39the scientists say where's the missing link there's no connection people like myself in mufon
01:44believe that the bigfoot is the missing link first ever recording of bigfoot in three two one
01:54one more time
02:04now after further research a group of wildlife experts at a nearby state park say it was just a
02:19male coyote calling out to its pack oh are we sure it's a male coyote you know hold on these things are
02:26never for sure there's always something to hold you back in my opinion if a bigfoot which probably is the
02:34missing link and is a real life animal if it has to evade human contact wouldn't it be a great
02:43impersonator it would have animal noises yes could sound like a cuckoo bird what i'm saying is i bet
02:49you that one of the physical traits of the bigfoot is the ability to impersonate all animals like the
02:55sound of a bear the sound of a wolf the sound of a the sound of a cuckoo clock yes cuckoo clock and
03:02the sound of chickens and this way people like yourself say oh that's just a bear that's just a
03:09wolf that's a jackal whatever the heck it was coyote coyote have you ever heard of coyote yeah i
03:14haven't it sounds like that but that but but that was the bigfoot doing a coyote impersonation pretty
03:21good to get scientists off its back i saw his act in the catskills two years ago it was a great
03:26impersonation people don't know big feet they're like the uh big feet what's the plural of bigfoot
03:33big feet big feet are like the dana carvey and uh rich little of the animal world they do
03:40impersonations gonna do it oh are you ready for hell i i'm already there sir you know you know you're
03:4990 degrees out i can't afford red this next story is my definition of hell dateline florida that's
03:58disney world right oh i actually love disney world disney world is florida right yes yes disneyland
04:04okay it's california florida a woman claims she and a small group of other people got stuck on the
04:13it's a small world ride oh god for over an hour and they didn't stop the song oh hey you gotta stop
04:23the song and b if you're the lady just jump out of the boat i'm jumping out of the boat no one from
04:30disney's gonna give me guff for jumping out of the boat swim for it that's it it is a boat just get
04:37out of the way plus the river's probably like two feet deep right you're just gonna be walking out
04:42with water up to your ankle forced to listen to it's a small world after all no oh my god that's
04:50like torture what didn't they do that uh what's his face down in panama when we tried to get him out
04:56of his castle manuel noriega yeah yeah i didn't know that oh man they played that song um that ride is
05:04is is it's it's it's doable one time one time only and then you're like i never need to do this again
05:12ever again ever again it's nice with the little dolls they're all over the world oh that's what
05:16they look like over there and over here oh it's adorable but then it's like okay that's it yeah
05:21i'm done and an hour long of that song no yeah that's that's straitjacket time final story of the
05:27week uh this could be trouble my friends dateline your local brewery we have a pandemic related supply
05:35chain shortage that in my opinion dwarfs any toilet paper shortage what are we doing i mean what have
05:43we gone through we went through the toilet paper shortage we went sanitizer hand sanitizer we went
05:49through a bacon shortage oh that was horrible a beach chair shortage and now we have a carbon dioxide
05:57shortage carbon dioxide most canned bottled and kegged beer is force carbonated using bulk co2
06:07it's what makes the bubbles and the little foam on top when you pour it wow carbonation yeah the
06:14carbon dioxide producers of america say they're running out and as a result the remaining carbon
06:20dioxide sale prices are going up and up and up and many local breweries cannot afford it and are
06:25cutting back or dare i say it shutting down well listen uh if i can get paid for it i can produce
06:33some carbon dioxide for you just give me a couple cans of beans the whole different product oh uh not
06:39all beers are created using force carbonation some do it the old-fashioned way by adding some sugar
06:45during the bottling process and then it creates the gas naturally but many beverages are force
06:52carbonated yeah i'm just asking now please supply chain carbon dioxide gods please don't take away
07:01the gas no you can't i mean because then we're gonna be drinking flat beer and flat soda i can't have
07:07it hey that's that's awful that's the no sweat news for today tomorrow we go to the no sweat news
07:13quiz for rat fest tickets i'll read four stories on the air three of them were part of our no sweat news
07:18earlier this week and one i'm gonna make up today a little after 4 20. you spot the phony you got a
07:24great shot at going to rat fest if you're tuned in to the no sweat news quiz tomorrow morning and
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