00:00info on the new stolen car in new orleans well i told you they recovered it yeah right and so
00:04at my mom the tow company didn't open it no one had opened it because it was stolen i guess it's
00:09as policy the tow company doesn't open those cars and it was locked so they never even tried to
00:14unlock it so they shipped it to us and we opened it up and what had happened is that the individual
00:20went on basically a crime spree there were bags backpacks laptops cell phones oh like five or six
00:28sets of keys there were a couple passports there were bullets and bullet cartridges oh shit in back
00:35there was one ding on the car that we think might have been a bullet might have been the car we don't
00:41know not that i would know what a bullet hole looks like in a car but because there was all these
00:46fucking bullets in back in clips like yeah well one was in i don't know what you call it but like that
00:51circular thing you would spin on like a revolver okay i don't know what they call it that's a clip
00:56or a magazine oh i think that's like a for a fast load around a 38 or something you know guns a little
01:01because my dad okay so it was like this is a circular thing with the bullets you know arranged
01:06all around the perimeter of it so there was one of those but then there were like stray bullets just
01:10spread throughout the car that's crazy blunts everywhere uh drug paraphernalia that there were
01:16no needles but there were like little cases in there that were empty that just looked like drug cases
01:24like you know i don't know what they were holding in there but it's like drug paraphernalia
01:27blunts uh uh fast food wrappers everywhere okay bullets laptops passports purses sets of keys
01:37um and so what is obviously what happened because it got towed out of a lot in new orleans a day after
01:46we left so what i think is what pretty apparent is that the guys took the car used it as their car for
01:52a crime spree yeah right went around stealing back it was parents weekend in new orleans which
01:56i think is probably like a lot of time to cash in easy marks out there of which i was obviously one
02:02of them okay i was the asshole who left the keys in the car on the corner of the street by the bar
02:06so we'll take this asshole's car and then we'll just go around the garden district looking for stupid
02:11ass tulane parents and start stealing their shit and it's something like that okay and then so they
02:18spent a day doing that drugging out in the car eating in the car it reeked shit stolen goods
02:24everywhere and i think what they did is it's pretty simple is they you know needed to rest
02:32parked the car somewhere illegally locked it went somewhere and passed out didn't know how to get
02:39back in and either they lost the car keys or the fucking asshole who had the car keys went to
02:44different crack house and they the other you know criminals couldn't get in the car or they just
02:50passed out in the wrong parking spot and the car got towed oh okay and so they you know they all
02:56their ill gotten gain was still in the car because it got towed away and they didn't know where it was
03:02or didn't want to go track you yeah yeah you want to track down the stolen car i'm here to recover
03:06by stolen car yeah good license and registration uh you know yeah so it was just sitting it was
03:11otherwise undamaged other than this one ding on the side that i wonder if they in the course of
03:16all that they said let's go you know back to the old neighborhood and shoot at some people
03:19and and they had a little drive by somewhere all right well that uh squashes my theory that they
03:24thought it was a bait car because if there was literally nothing in it then i would have thought
03:27okay they felt like this thing was being watched this was too easy let's get the hell out of dodge but
03:31with all that crap in it yeah they well so people are saying they dumped the car yeah but they had
03:36i'm just gonna guess a couple thousand dollars worth of gear in there yeah shit there were like
03:41two or three laptops two cell phones keys keys like they had like five or six sets of fucking keys
03:46like did they go buy a like like a valet stand somewhere and just grab a bunch like it was weird
03:53like they had keys for some nice cars so i don't think it was i don't think they they were i don't think
03:59it was dumped i think it was so your parents want nothing to do with it now well so we got it cleaned up
04:04and detailed and it still smells a little bit but otherwise it's undamaged so i i think they're
04:10going to try and trade it out but weed fast food smells it but it smells it smells like blunts in
04:16there wow that's crazy uh it's crazy you got it back uh crazy we got it back crazy
04:21you got it back crazy
