00:00all right a couple other bitches making news today two bikini clad women are wanted
00:12after they allegedly spat at and bit passengers on a bus can you imagine in a popular maryland
00:22beach destination the scantily clad suspects were seen in photos released by authorities of the
00:27attack on public transportation in ocean city maryland here's a little taste of the news report
00:34ocean city police are investigating an assault on a city bus
00:37it looks like a rave person
00:43she's like a big rave lady it's like when chuck lord of the kasha concert
00:49that's almost exactly it those are see-through pants with bikini bottoms on underneath her phone
00:56and her bottoms she's yep she got her phone right next to her sugar spot um and uh then she's got a
01:05uh a neon yellow bikini barely holding in those giant bosoms no shoes drinking like a bud light
01:11or something michaelob ultra oh yeah yeah woman in the white bathing suit oh my god and the woman in
01:19the green bathing suit oh boy hit someone on the bus oh this was saturday around 6 p.m on 131st street
01:25if you have any information about these women let me write this down what bus is this
01:29a beach bus this is the beach bus in ocean city they have a beach bus it's the big titty bikini bus
01:36i'm not a beach person takes you to the beach let me write this down you want to get to the beach and
01:41you don't have a ton of cash beach bus don't don't go on maryland maryland city maryland beach bus
01:48beach bus beach bus did you ever know this existed no i've never taken a beach bus i mean think about
01:55it there's lots of places that you get to the beach or the bus well the bus stops there yeah and i mean
01:59there's usually like a a lot of times the beach has like a main road or something close to it and
02:04there might be a bus but what you've noticed is generally this bus seems to be full of people
02:12in bathing suits well they just come from the beach yeah and also women in cowboy hats and bebop and
02:19rocksteady also enjoy a nice day at the beach they do right they do get her yeah welcome to the big
02:26girl bikini tours i'm surprised that bus is out of my nightmares oh yeah no it is imagine sitting on
02:34that bus and these bitches get on well look at female brett michaels they're just getting on
02:37board also yes that's what i mean the one with the cowboy hat uh okay i just noticed as well
02:44bare feet on a bus yeah that's what i said i noticed the bare feet on a bus
02:50next to her vag is nothing compared to her bare feet she's got the waist of andre the giant
02:57yes i know same body shape and this one well like look it's just the whole place oh my god
03:04it's all their big sisters bikini beach a lot of cankles a lot of cankles on that bus
03:10the size of them sandals she's got oh they gotta be supportive
03:13holy hell those are some nasty looking ladies these are perkenstocks yeah they're on the bus
03:22so what happened there just like a beach feud like uh one four victims were spit on by this one
03:30in the white bathing suit yeah one person was bit by this crazy giant raver
03:36yeah she looked like she's about to bite somebody right there oh my god and one image shows the irate
03:43woman being held back while holding up her cell phone the woman in green swimwear is seen smiling in
03:51the background there that woman has terrible tattoos oh they're not what do you expect figure out
03:56what that is a shopping cart what is it no no that's spongebob oh that's that's spongebob
04:04stop it did they blur out his face or is it just no it's not well done but that's definitely spongebob
04:10shopping cart you know you're a big girl i thought it was yeah i love groceries
04:15i thought it was too honestly i did with their beer in there
04:21this uh this here yeah it's my favorite place
04:25i got a shopping cart does that one say public's yeah that's my other favorite place
04:31this is actually like a row of shopping carts being pushed by a challenge man
04:36wait is it i love your hand does that say shop and save yeah that is you notice that as well
04:41tell them how you can scan that one as a coupon yeah watch check this out get me close to the scanner
04:46okay what yeah exactly you got a qr call yeah tampon
04:51i just saves me a lot of time i i yeah it's heavy
04:56that's heavy sometimes dollar tree back here oh right
05:01dollar tree coupon code 20
05:05don't you don't need to scam that one here we're good we're good
05:08oh god save 20
05:11jesus holy hell spend 100 save 20
05:15oh my god every time that is crazy
05:18so you just really like uh food stores yeah i got uh here check under my breath it's chicken wings
05:24oh yeah oh god
05:26it's really sweaty yeah oh that's oh that sauce isn't part of the tattoo
05:31oh god that's actually just some sauce i got on myself
05:34that's a pretty cool like penis necklace to wearing too with all those beads what's that what's the occasion
05:38just wow i just noticed that
05:41it's just it's it's just a saturday how do we not notice that is that a block of cheese on your forearm
05:48i love cheese
05:49of course it is a block of cheese
05:52it's almost as cool as a scorpion
05:56yeah yeah
05:58oh man is that a chip witch
06:00ice cream sandwich
06:01chip witch yes it almost does look like an actual chip witch
06:04that's a cartoon pickle above the chip witch
06:08yeah yeah
06:09oh my god i never thought of big girl tattoos
06:12it's bad
06:14it was real bad
06:15this one's loving it though this big one here in the orthopedic shoes
06:18well that's what i'm trying to see who the factions are you know
06:21because i think her and brett michaels aren't a part of this
06:24are you oh no i think they all are
06:26i think they're all
06:26i think they're a group of beach bitches
06:28yeah
06:28day of drinking
06:30beach bus bitches
06:33sparkly backpack
06:34check
06:35penis necklace
06:37check
06:38make a little bultro because i'm trying to watch my calories
06:40of course
06:41check
06:42huge oversized sunglasses
06:44check
06:45see-through pants
06:47see-through pants
06:49check
06:49shoes
06:50oh jeez i knew i forgot something
06:52phone tucked in my vagina
06:53yep
06:54check
06:55she really thought she was killing it that day
06:58on her bad outfit
06:59oh yeah
07:00she did
07:00yep
07:01she did
07:01very upset with anyone who
07:05doled out any compliments in this
07:07oh that one
07:08whole thing
07:09oh she's angry
07:10she's gotta be one of the main biters
07:12the white bikini girl
07:14i think she's the spitter
07:15no she's the spitter
07:16the other
07:16this one's the biter
07:17she's the biter
07:18she might have just been biting
07:21and just people got in the way
07:23someone just gave
07:24you know like she was almost about to have like a subway sandwich or something
07:28she's so high on drugs
07:29she thinks she's in a restaurant
07:30yeah
07:31yeah she's got food in her fanny pack
07:33fanny pack check
07:34heart-shaped sunglasses
07:36check
07:37shopping cart tattoo
07:38check
07:39that poor bus driver
07:42oh man
07:43the beach bus guy
07:44i know
07:45how much has he seen
07:46you're probably like sweet
07:47i'm driving the beach bus
07:48all these babes
07:50going to the
07:50right oh babes
07:51all these
07:52it's bebop rocksteady
07:53and female brett michaels
07:55that's it
07:56oh boy
07:56yeah his like
07:57there's no babes here
07:58his nice thing to see
08:00versus not so great thing
08:02has gotta be like
08:03i think having a hot woman on his bus
08:05is like a unicorn
08:06cause you know what
08:07here's the thing
08:07hot ladies don't take the bus to the beach
08:10got that
08:11hot ladies get a ride to the beach
08:13in fact the hottest ones are in the boats
08:16you're right
08:17you know
08:18they're not pulling up on a boat
08:19exactly
08:20all those dudes with little wieners and cool automobiles
08:23exactly
08:24been thinking about it
