00:00I always respect that you weren't obsessed with marriage.
00:04It was okay that you hadn't reached all your goals by the age of 35.
00:08Wow.
00:09Yeah?
00:10I'm 34.
00:11Do you look 35?
00:12A salty 35.
00:13That compliment started great and just...
00:19For me, the story was not about love at first sight.
00:22But you're a comedian, right?
00:23Andrea Singer.
00:24I've seen you before.
00:25And what do you do?
00:26Hedge funds.
00:27I got this Yale alumni event I have to go to.
00:29What's a Yale?
00:30Oh, Yale is a prestigious school.
00:32I'm fucking with you.
00:33Yeah, I know what Yale is.
00:36He seemed nice, normal, like an accountant who loves missionaries.
00:41I want you to be my girlfriend.
00:42You are so witty and sexy.
00:44You're exquisite.
00:46In that moment, I didn't want to be with anyone but him.
00:50You don't really know anything about him, do you?
00:53I mean, you know that he bought a house months ago.
00:55So where is it?
00:56Beverly Hills.
00:57But like, where is it specifically?
00:59Beverly Hills.
01:02Have you ever noticed that he always has the perfect answer for everything?
01:05Absolutely.
01:06Absolutely.
01:07Absolutely.
01:08Stop!
01:09I'm taking Dennis to meet my cousin Brett.
01:11It's a big step.
01:12It's a big step.
01:13Andrea said you played at Yale.
01:14Come on, baby.
01:15Show him how it's done.
01:16Hey!
01:17I've got to stay.
01:18I know it's every day we are.
01:20Ah!
01:21Oh, my God.
01:22I'm so old.
01:23Oh, this is so embarrassing.
01:24My father has a bad back.
01:25I have a bad back.
01:26Your back isn't hereditary.
01:27We both got in a car accident.
01:28And you both hurt your back in the same exacts.
01:30We both hurt our backs in the same place.
01:33Dennis is a cuttlefish.
01:35A lesser cuttlefish mate with the females under false pretenses.
01:38So it's like catfishing, but worse.
01:39Cattlefishing.
01:40I love that.
01:41I've got you in my sights.
01:46We should get him drunk and make him confess.
01:48I got you, girl.
01:49Let's ride.
01:53I felt quite the iron stomach during my Yale years.
01:59Now that he's here, y'all could work it out.
02:01He is unconscious.
02:02Was that your plan?
02:03No.
02:04No.
02:05No.
02:06No.
02:07No.
02:08No.
02:09Absolutely.
