00:00Most Muslims living in the West
00:02are all wondering why
00:05nobody washed their ass.
00:07I'm just gonna say.
00:09It's really weird that bidets are like
00:12not the norm. Why is toilet paper
00:14the first and only option?
00:15You got shit on you. You're like, oh my god, I got shit.
00:18You would wash it off right away.
00:20Everybody's eating ass.
00:21Nobody's washing ass.
00:24I'm an Arab-American.
00:25That's how it works here in America.
00:27You have something before America.
00:29African-Americans, Mexican-Americans,
00:31Asian-Americans, Native-Americans.
00:33Unless you're white. You're white.
00:35You just sprouted from the cornfields of Ohio
00:37and you spread across this great land.
00:39Unless it's St. Paddy's Day.
00:41Then you're like, oh shit, my great-granddaddy was a quarter Irish.
00:46It's such a blessing to be together.
00:47Listen, let me tell you something.
00:49When the hurricane came through, my neighbor
00:51Redneck Scott, this guy is the best.
00:54He's always prepared.
00:55So I'm never prepared because I know he's prepared.
00:57He's always like, yeah, I got generators.
00:59Hell yeah, I got generators.
01:01Fuck yeah, Mohammed.
01:03I got you, baby.
01:07Well, they're trying to separate us,
01:08but the fact is, Mohammed's in Texas
01:11get along with Redneck Scots all day.
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