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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:41Oh.
00:02:03Oh.
00:02:03wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets click
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:52hey gabby yo that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:04:59oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38thanks
00:05:43thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow
00:07:27oh my god
00:07:28there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29how is she
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing but
00:10:18i think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys
00:10:34i'm not even ready for boys yet so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21you don't have money
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:26plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28you're crazy
00:11:30rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:33we're signing up
00:11:35for the academic decathlon
00:11:37oh
00:11:39okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:42gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:45secondly the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51be there
00:11:52i'm
00:11:59it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0 and a 1500 sat score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08ah
00:13:10oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see ya
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:59um no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:49i don't know
00:14:50what
00:14:51what
00:14:52what
00:14:53what
00:14:55Gabby, you okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:09Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wittersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:30Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:37They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:41Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:53How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:33Relax.
00:16:34It's just where I live.
00:16:35It's not who I am.
00:16:36You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:43Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But, yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:48So, bye.
00:16:50Come on.
00:16:52Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:02I was lonely.
00:17:03And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:06And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:08I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:09It's not all that.
00:17:10Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:14So, what are you going to do?
00:17:15I'm going to take her down.
00:17:16How?
00:17:17Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:18I'm actually going to go to Hayton High.
00:17:19I was lonely.
00:17:20And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:34So, what are you going to do?
00:17:37I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:41Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48I could teach you.
00:17:50Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:18:13She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby.
00:18:30I missed like five in a row.
00:18:32She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:34It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:37It's a basic social skill.
00:18:39She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:41I smile a lot.
00:18:43It's polite.
00:18:44Enough.
00:18:45This isn't court TV.
00:18:48Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12I'm fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:40I found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:50Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:07Mm-hmm.
00:20:08So, you wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:16Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:28Awesome.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:42Oh, my God.
00:20:44I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:01Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:06You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:20Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:43Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:48You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:16I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:28This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:31Bring it on.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:44Hey!
00:22:45Hey!
00:22:46Hey!
00:22:47What's that?
00:22:48You bitch!
00:22:49You bitch!
00:22:50I'm a bitch!
00:22:51You bitch!
00:22:53You bitch!
00:22:55You bitch!
00:22:56uh
00:23:12hey hey i need to ask you something it's kind of
00:23:18important no it's really it's actually kind of lame what's up
00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face. I could really use the hope I can yeah, definitely go choose
00:23:36Cool after school after school
00:23:42It's a date
00:23:53I can't do it
00:24:11Like that
00:24:13Okay, ready?
00:24:26You should join the tennis team
00:24:30You know, I think that's an excellent idea
00:24:43You bitch, you won't get away with this
00:25:08Whoops looks like laundry day came early
00:25:13Oh
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me
00:25:43Oh my god
00:25:55Oh my god. Oh my god.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go. Get. Dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46Take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31What?
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Come on.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:10Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh.
00:28:15I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey.
00:28:29Rose.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38Same as you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:33Okay.
00:29:36So, you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:04Sigh.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:16Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes.
00:30:21Yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:32Just stick with me.
00:30:33Okay?
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35Ready?
00:30:36Oh, yes.
00:30:37Oh, look.
00:30:38Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:39I found it.
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Hi.
00:30:42Hi.
00:30:43Hi.
00:30:44Hi.
00:30:45No, thank you.
00:30:46I don't drink.
00:30:47Of course you don't.
00:30:48Of course you don't.
00:30:49So.
00:30:50You virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:30:51Oh my god.
00:30:52You are virgins.
00:30:53Shut up, son.
00:30:54Stop being a jerk.
00:30:55Okay.
00:30:56How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:30:57Yeah.
00:30:58Truth or dare.
00:30:59Oh.
00:31:00Oh.
00:31:01Oh.
00:31:02Gabby to Eric.
00:31:03Truth or dare.
00:31:04truth or dare.
00:31:05Oh.
00:31:06Oh.
00:31:07Oh my god.
00:31:08You are virgins.
00:31:09Shut up, son.
00:31:10Stop being a jerk.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:12How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:15Truth or dare.
00:31:17Truth or dare?
00:31:25Oh!
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare?
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh my god, come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:46Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Lou?
00:31:49Virgin!
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose.
00:32:16Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose,
00:32:26What the hell.
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch it.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What do you do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chased me, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay, Jason, you're up. Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose, will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:11Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:40Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I thought the door was in.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:33:50So beautiful.
00:34:02You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:30Oh.
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:32Oh.
00:34:33Oh.
00:34:34Oh.
00:34:35Oh.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:37Look at me.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:43Oh.
00:34:44Oh.
00:34:45wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross it's true i've seen you together
00:35:08he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house i have photos
00:35:13he's not her sugar daddy but there is an even bigger secret
00:35:20i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27i know who that man is
00:35:37it's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic remember rose you invited me over
00:35:45to your place for the barbecue yeah that was a really fun day yeah oh my god shut up they're
00:35:51lying eric
00:35:55hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:03eric we're just friends let's be more than friends please don't make this harder please
00:36:11what if i want to make it stop hey i told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:18what are you laughing at loser where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency liar you don't even know her yeah i do asshole
00:36:33no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:40she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:54oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point huh
00:37:00i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen
00:37:28with me i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:35asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:43audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:46come on just say yes
00:37:50okay
00:37:55okay
00:37:57where i was early for my first real date
00:38:06hello this is rachel from shape lv
00:38:11unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr gray has called me to tell you that your new
00:38:17reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shea maurice
00:38:217 p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:25understand understand the assignment
00:38:40good
00:38:42what are you doing
00:38:48oh my god
00:38:49how are you doing
00:38:51okay
00:38:53let's go
00:38:57Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:37It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:44Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:02Did you hear the news?
00:43:03Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:04And we're going to prom together.
00:43:06Hmm.
00:43:07That's a lie.
00:43:08Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:11Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:12Enough, Sloan.
00:43:13I'm done.
00:43:14I'm done.
00:43:15Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:16You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:17Everyone knows it.
00:43:18And no one knows it.
00:43:19And no one knows it.
00:43:20You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:21You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:22You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:23You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:24And no one seems to care.
00:43:25And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:26Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:27Because I don't believe it.
00:43:28And even if we do it, you're not really a good kid.
00:43:29If you're not jealous and you're really a good kid, we'll make it, you'll make it.
00:43:30To be very lame.
00:43:31Listen to me.
00:43:32It's a mad little, little lazy.
00:43:33You're not really a good kid.
00:43:34You're not a bad kid, you're a hot kid.
00:43:35And then-
00:43:36Oh.
00:43:37I'm not, I'm not a good kid.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:50Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:08Bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight.
00:44:22Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow! Ow, my butt! Oh my god, I think she broke my butt!
00:44:32Bros!
00:44:34This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike. You're out. Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But... I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:52You hurt the man, go!
00:44:54You hurt the man, go!
00:45:06And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:16I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:28You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:06That was so hot.
00:47:07I'm so happy to be a home.
00:47:09You're gonna be a great and a great day.
00:47:11Tell us about you.
00:47:12And I'm sorry.
00:47:13That's the luxury.
00:47:15I'm sorry.
00:47:16I mean, the luxury of you don't get off your mind.
00:47:17I'm sorry.
00:47:18I'm sorry.
00:47:22And I can't really tell you what I'm saying.
00:47:23I don't want, but I don't want, but it's soious.
00:47:26You look, it's not so funny.
00:47:29You look like I'm sorry.
00:47:32But, you look like I'm sorry.
00:47:33Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:16Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:33Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:03I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You aren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:40Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:55No!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59That way I didn't even look cool.
00:51:01You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:54I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:57I love you, Rose.
00:53:09I worked up an afterdrive.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:22Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:52Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people's.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:20thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be no matter who you are between
00:58:31school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful
00:58:41but for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge
00:58:53sundays i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true
00:59:02to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special and now
00:59:11i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:35hey
01:00:00want to dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:22we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:52yes girl
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.