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Reparto: Lina Morgan, José Sazatornil, Tina Sáinz, Pedro Valentín, Víctor Alcázar, Tomás Zori, Luisa Sala, Emilio Laguna, Pilar Gómez Ferrer, Alfonso del Real, Pastora Peña, Mariano Ozores, África Prat
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
La monja Sor Cecilia (Lina Morgan) es enviada a vender unos códices antiguos para intentar salvar la penosa situación económica de su convento, pero un falso fraile llamado Eladio (Saza) se cruza en su camino e intenta engañarla. Desde ese momento, Sor Cecilia, con el apoyo inconsciente de un primo suyo policía, intenta devolver al buen camino a Eladio y a su banda de delicuentes.
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
La monja Sor Cecilia (Lina Morgan) es enviada a vender unos códices antiguos para intentar salvar la penosa situación económica de su convento, pero un falso fraile llamado Eladio (Saza) se cruza en su camino e intenta engañarla. Desde ese momento, Sor Cecilia, con el apoyo inconsciente de un primo suyo policía, intenta devolver al buen camino a Eladio y a su banda de delicuentes.
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00:00:00Music
00:00:30Music
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00:01:30Don Carlos Gutiérrez
00:01:56Just a moment, sister.
00:01:57Boss, as they call him here
00:01:59Now it comes out
00:02:00With permission
00:02:07Thank you
00:02:08May I?
00:02:11Is Mr. Gutiérrez here?
00:02:12It's coming out
00:02:13Don Carlos
00:02:14What's up?
00:02:15The friar asks about you
00:02:16You will go
00:02:18Very good
00:02:18Boss, there's a nun looking for you.
00:02:20Excuse me, Father, it's just a moment.
00:02:22There will be no more missing
00:02:23Good morning
00:02:26Are you Gutiérrez?
00:02:27At your service, madam.
00:02:28They gave us your name and asked me to come and see you.
00:02:31The Mother Superior says they are from the 17th century.
00:02:34And we needed to sell them.
00:02:35With permission
00:02:37May I?
00:02:38It's a moment
00:02:39Sorry, I'm sorry
00:02:41Forgive me, daughter, but I'm in a hurry.
00:02:44Wow, what a coincidence, sister.
00:02:46Good morning father
00:02:47Good and holy daughter
00:02:48I say it's a coincidence because I also bring something similar to sell.
00:02:51I don't understand much, but I think these are very old.
00:02:54These were in the convent before I arrived.
00:02:56That's nothing, you're very young, sister.
00:02:59The bad thing here is that my father, who is the expert, is not here.
00:03:02There are things that are obvious
00:03:04They are beautiful books
00:03:06Curious
00:03:07From what century?
00:03:09Seventeen
00:03:09Oh, these are from sixteen
00:03:12They are not mine, of course.
00:03:13From a parishioner in my parish who is in great need
00:03:16These belong to my convent
00:03:18Very pretty
00:03:19And authentic
00:03:20Yeah
00:03:21Sure?
00:03:22Sure
00:03:22No, I say it because there are many falsifications in those things.
00:03:26Isn't that right, Don Carlos?
00:03:29Unfortunately
00:03:30And aside from your experience, is there any procedure to ensure that what you buy is... authentic?
00:03:36These are authentic
00:03:37Oh, sure.
00:03:38A certificate from an expert
00:03:41For example, a guarantee of authenticity signed by Fray Severino of the Basilica of Hortuando in León
00:03:46Well, that would be an absolute guarantee, he is a friend of my father
00:03:49Ah, here it is, signed and sealed
00:03:53Do you have anything similar, sister?
00:03:55Well no, but... but these are very old, you can't tell.
00:03:59Oh, sister, you are naive.
00:04:01If I hadn't been given a certificate, I wouldn't have dared to come here.
00:04:05And I did it because this man really needs it.
00:04:07The bad thing here is...
00:04:08Yes, of course, man.
00:04:10I know these things are not bought just like that.
00:04:13With this guarantee I would have no problem.
00:04:15But...
00:04:15I understand
00:04:16Don't let Dad give us a scolding later.
00:04:19It's not that, I've been in the business for years.
00:04:21Yes, of course, but I know what dads are like.
00:04:24If it weren't for this poor man, I would come back another day.
00:04:29But I have to take him today.
00:04:31Needy
00:04:34Let's do one thing
00:04:36You keep these books until your father appraises them more accurately.
00:04:40And in the meantime you give me, let's say, ten thousand pesetas
00:04:43Yes, I think that man will manage with that.
00:04:45Ten thousand? The thing is...
00:04:47Yes, I know they are worth much more, but I don't want to compromise you.
00:04:52Ten thousand will do.
00:04:54That's not what I was going to say, but...
00:04:57Hey, what do we do with mine?
00:04:58Are you keeping them?
00:05:00They are from the seventeenth
00:05:01No, sister, let's not overwhelm this gentleman.
00:05:04We will do something better
00:05:06I can take it to a collector friend I just saw.
00:05:09And why didn't you buy these for me because they were overpriced?
00:05:13Of course, since yours are not that old
00:05:14Maybe since they are cheaper, he will be encouraged.
00:05:17Look, father, I'm going to give you a thousand dollars and tomorrow you can talk to my father.
00:05:20Seven hundred and five hundred and that's it.
00:05:22Is it a charity?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:27Yes of course
00:05:27Okay, seven thousand five hundred
00:05:29And because things were difficult, Rodolfo
00:05:36But I was thinking of asking him for twenty thousand, twenty thousand
00:05:38But those books are worth much more, aren't they?
00:05:40Shut up, darling, shut up
00:05:42When I catch Fidel, when I catch him
00:05:45But who got you into this mess, sweetheart?
00:05:48They told me
00:05:49They told me, they told me
00:05:51Come on, incarnate, give me a whip
00:05:53And you take out those firecrackers to see what they bring to the girl.
00:05:59But listen, you are not a father
00:06:03I'm not a father
00:06:05Oh, I'm not a father.
00:06:09Of course it is
00:06:14And my father and my very lord
00:06:16Of two beautiful children
00:06:18Do you realize, Ladio?
00:06:20If you are a newbie who has bitten you
00:06:22What I thought
00:06:24Two illustrated telephone directories
00:06:26And with this rubbish you wanted to take over my business.
00:06:29How crap?
00:06:30Step on what?
00:06:31As an amateur
00:06:32An amateur's work
00:06:34That's why I was against that guy seeing them.
00:06:36I would have unmasked you
00:06:38And then...
00:06:39Well, look, I was thinking of giving you a hundred duros to shut your mouth.
00:06:44But I'm going to give you a hundred shots
00:06:45Come on, take those tedeos and get out.
00:06:47And I'll talk to Fidel later.
00:06:49And that collector friend?
00:06:51What collector?
00:06:52Nothing
00:06:53A lie that I put in the bookstore to get it out of there
00:06:56If I leave it at this time, it will be discovered.
00:06:58And we have half the briga knocking at the door.
00:07:00They are already there
00:07:02The Fidel who has snitched
00:07:03Run, pick this up
00:07:04Fast
00:07:05Come on
00:07:06In the flesh, mislead them or they will pack us
00:07:08What's happening?
00:07:09Are we leaving?
00:07:09Where to?
00:07:10Why does the tapajito talk?
00:07:11Ah, we're back, but...
00:07:11This one stays here
00:07:12As if asking you for alms
00:07:14Wait, wait
00:07:16And do you always welcome visitors like this?
00:07:20Take a breath
00:07:21Open, open
00:07:30Close, close
00:07:31Here we go!
00:07:38I'm alone and taking a shower!
00:07:40Goodbye, Fidel!
00:07:42What happened?
00:07:43How much did he get out of them?
00:07:44But what are you doing here?
00:07:46I have come to ask for alms
00:07:47How are you?
00:07:47So Fidel is trying to take a chance on me!
00:07:50Fidel so that Fidel wanting to be cursed with goodbye
00:07:53And preparing a particular uncle
00:07:54In collaboration with a newbie
00:07:56He's a husband!
00:07:56Stupid papadum!
00:07:58What, what, what!
00:08:01Yes, because I go blind
00:08:03And if I go blind, I'll kill you.
00:08:05Dry yourself!
00:08:12You look like a scouring pad
00:08:13What if they call again?
00:08:14Well, you get wet again.
00:08:15Would I rather stay like this?
00:08:18My whole new bridge has been ruined!
00:08:21You know what I'm saying?
00:08:22No, don't be offended.
00:08:22But it seems to me that you are not a Franciscan.
00:08:26Oh!
00:08:27And you wanted to confuse me with this list?
00:08:29But you're crazy!
00:08:30Why would I work on my own?
00:08:32What if I decided to do it?
00:08:33I was going to set up my scam on the same day and at the same time.
00:08:35What was waiting for you?
00:08:37I admit I'm not a lynx
00:08:38But man, but such an idiot
00:08:40Do you mean this one?
00:08:41I thought it was your thing
00:08:43A hook or something like that
00:08:45So you don't know her.
00:08:46I have never seen her in my life
00:08:48Where did you come from?
00:08:50From the convent of the servants of Jesus, Mary and Joseph of Alcovendas
00:08:53We needed money
00:08:54And the mother superior entrusted me
00:08:57When there is something to sell, she always goes.
00:08:59But how is the poor thing so old?
00:09:01Well...
00:09:01Don't tell me you're...
00:09:03Well, you are a real nun.
00:09:05Yeah
00:09:05I have been a member of the congregation for twelve years.
00:09:08Ah!
00:09:11What a thing!
00:09:14Well, no jokes.
00:09:15Let's see, the documentation
00:09:17Documentation?
00:09:19I've never had it, to be honest.
00:09:20Eladio!
00:09:22Did you bring a real nun?
00:09:24It is not possible
00:09:25Damn my luck!
00:09:27I'm an idiot, a fool, a wretch
00:09:29How is this possible?
00:09:31Oh, mother!
00:09:32We are ready
00:09:32I can already see myself in striped pajamas.
00:09:34Yes, because this woman can snitch
00:09:36No
00:09:37Impossible!
00:09:39Priests cannot snitch on what is said to them in the secret of confession.
00:09:42Confess to me, mother, confess to me
00:09:46But...
00:09:47But what are you doing, man?
00:09:48I can't confess to you
00:09:49I need it, mother, I need it.
00:09:51We nuns cannot
00:09:52I need it...
00:09:53No?
00:09:54Not even after that council...
00:09:56No, no, what a barbarity
00:09:57So this woman...
00:10:01This woman can snitch
00:10:02What goat?
00:10:03Report to the police!
00:10:04Shut up, shut up, you idiot!
00:10:07Silly!
00:10:08Oh, you silly one!
00:10:10What do you think a nun of the slaves of Joseph, John and Manuela is?
00:10:13No no
00:10:14Servant of Jesus, Mary and Joseph
00:10:15Well, that's it.
00:10:16You think this servant has no heart?
00:10:18Who is like you, a being without conscience, without shame, without honor
00:10:21Hey, and you in the car, right?
00:10:23Listen
00:10:23What is snitching?
00:10:25Well, tell the guards.
00:10:26Ah, well then don't worry.
00:10:29Although calling my cousin Mariano was enough for me.
00:10:31Of course, cousin Mariano
00:10:33Why cousin Mariano?
00:10:35He is a police inspector
00:10:37Relative of a cop
00:10:39Oh my goodness!
00:10:40What a view I had, mother!
00:10:42Look, sister, leave this matter in my sinful hands.
00:10:46Now go, here, for your poor
00:10:49Do you have poor people?
00:10:52Many
00:10:53We are dedicated to caring for poor sick people.
00:10:55Anyway, sister, come back in a few days.
00:10:57I'll have already sold him his tomes.
00:10:59Tomorrow
00:11:00It just doesn't come up
00:11:01Let's say next week instead.
00:11:03Or in a year, or two
00:11:04You leave this matter in...
00:11:05He is a sinner, brothers, I know it.
00:11:07The more I get for them, the better, huh?
00:11:09Bye
00:11:09Bye
00:11:10Listen
00:11:11And to cousin Mariano, not a word
00:11:14No no
00:11:14Don't worry
00:11:15Bye
00:11:16Bye
00:11:17They've got you, Ladio.
00:11:19They've tricked you
00:11:20That's what she looks like a nun.
00:11:22What I'm smart about
00:11:24I know, man.
00:11:25I already know
00:11:26But we have kept those books
00:11:29Take them to the magnifying glass
00:11:30And tell you if it's a good fake or not.
00:11:32A nun that one
00:11:34They're going to give it to me
00:11:37Hail Mary Most Pure
00:11:45Conceived without sin
00:11:46No, if I don't greet her, sister
00:11:47It is an exclamation of astonishment
00:11:49How late
00:11:50The Mother Superior has already asked for you twice.
00:11:53She is very angry
00:11:54I think so
00:11:55Go on, run, run
00:11:56It's in the pantry
00:11:56Yes, yes, thank you
00:11:57So, sister
00:11:59You think we can't make ends meet?
00:12:01No, Reverend Mother
00:12:03There is only one sack of lentils
00:12:05And three mousetraps
00:12:07They don't bite because they don't have cheese.
00:12:09If they had cheese, I would bite.
00:12:11Reverend Mother
00:12:12You take everything as a joke
00:12:13Oh, and how am I going to take it?
00:12:17How could it not be with lentils?
00:12:19A European war has passed
00:12:20The Beatles arrived
00:12:21The hippies appeared
00:12:23The long-haired ones
00:12:24The miniskirt
00:12:26And God has never allowed
00:12:29May there be more in this pantry
00:12:30No less
00:12:32Than a sack of lentils
00:12:35Don't you think it's for
00:12:37Sleep peacefully
00:12:39And to joke
00:12:39To think that despite the work
00:12:41What does the world give you?
00:12:42He does not forget us
00:12:44May I have your permission, Reverend Mother?
00:12:48Look
00:12:48Sister Cecilia
00:12:49Get in, get in
00:12:51See you, mana Mercedes
00:12:55Here is the solution
00:12:57Some old books
00:12:58What are they going to solve?
00:12:59All your worries
00:13:01Well
00:13:02Maybe not all of them
00:13:04But yes some
00:13:05Don't believe it
00:13:06From what I see
00:13:08Few worries
00:13:09They will be resolved, sister.
00:13:11What happened?
00:13:13Because they don't bring the books
00:13:15Does that mean
00:13:16Who sold them?
00:13:17Man
00:13:18But say something, sister.
00:13:19Yes, sister
00:13:21I carried the books
00:13:22I didn't sell them
00:13:23But a man kept them.
00:13:24To teach them
00:13:25To a friend who is a collector
00:13:26Did he keep our codices?
00:13:28Yes, but he is a very good person
00:13:29Although
00:13:29He plays tough
00:13:31Because?
00:13:33I say it will be
00:13:33To impress
00:13:34To those in his band
00:13:35Your band?
00:13:36But where have you gone?
00:13:37To fall, sister?
00:13:38Well, a band
00:13:39What is said
00:13:40A band of
00:13:41And I think they are
00:13:44Some wretches
00:13:45We are indeed
00:13:47Some unfortunate ones
00:13:48High, yes
00:13:49Sister
00:13:50Stretch this sack of lentils
00:13:52All I can
00:13:53One moment
00:13:57I'm taking a shower
00:13:58No need
00:14:00It's me
00:14:00We don't give alms here.
00:14:06We are red
00:14:07It's me
00:14:08He doesn't recognize me
00:14:09Yes, but come on, come on
00:14:11I hadn't recognized her
00:14:13Me with the nuns
00:14:15It happens to me like with the Chinese
00:14:16They all look the same to me
00:14:17There is the gentleman
00:14:19By the way
00:14:20What is your husband's name?
00:14:22I am not married
00:14:23If you refer to
00:14:24To the one who dressed as a friar
00:14:25It's the eladium
00:14:26And isn't he your husband?
00:14:29Well, look
00:14:30It seemed to me
00:14:32That you lived together
00:14:33Yes, we live
00:14:34This
00:14:39No, they have gathered
00:14:41To prepare a coup
00:14:42A blow
00:14:43Luckily
00:14:44A job, let's go
00:14:46Well, I needed
00:14:49Talk to him urgently
00:14:50Do you have any idea?
00:14:52Where are my books from?
00:14:54Goes!
00:14:56He's taking a shower!
00:15:05Have I done wrong?
00:15:06No, sister, no
00:15:07But this time it was not necessary.
00:15:09Two short rings
00:15:11The boy from the store
00:15:12What do you want?
00:15:16I haven't asked for anything
00:15:17It was Don Eladio on the phone.
00:15:18Put it in the account
00:15:21My boss told me
00:15:22Let him tell you
00:15:22That with your account
00:15:23He has already filled a notebook
00:15:24And that at least
00:15:25Pay him another notebook
00:15:26Well, then
00:15:27Tell him to put it on the bill too.
00:15:30And regarding your tip
00:15:31Don't rush
00:15:32If I don't have money
00:15:33For notebooks
00:15:34Bye
00:15:34Goodbye and thank you
00:15:35You see, sister.
00:15:38Not a penny
00:15:40Yes, sister
00:15:41Then they say this is a happy life
00:15:43And carefree
00:15:44A bottle of cognac
00:15:47Another whiskey
00:15:48Ham and cheese
00:15:50Apparently
00:15:51Something is going to be celebrated
00:15:52AND
00:15:53Why don't they get married?
00:15:56Eladio and I
00:15:57He is married
00:16:00And has two children
00:16:01My God
00:16:02Hail Mary Most Pure
00:16:03Poor man
00:16:05And poor woman
00:16:07And poor children
00:16:09And poor you
00:16:11Yeah
00:16:12All poor
00:16:13Disgusting
00:16:14AND
00:16:14From my books
00:16:16Is anything known?
00:16:17They have taken them to an expert
00:16:18So that he could say
00:16:19Whether they are good or not
00:16:20And they are.
00:16:21Well then
00:16:23You don't return them.
00:16:24Let's see the hair
00:16:24He is taking a shower
00:16:32Don't try hard, sister.
00:16:34It's the phone
00:16:36Oh my God!
00:16:38I don't give a
00:16:39You have left me
00:16:40If nothing happens, believe me, sister.
00:16:41Of course it doesn't matter
00:16:42Because I had put too much salt in it
00:16:43Pip
00:16:48Pip
00:16:49Pip
00:16:50Not hearing the third signal
00:16:52They will be
00:16:52The
00:16:53It's you, Eladio
00:16:56Yes, they have brought everything
00:16:58But how do you plan to pay for it?
00:17:03Yeah
00:17:03So much?
00:17:06Oh
00:17:07Glad to hear it
00:17:08Well, yes
00:17:10But what do you think you're going to tell him?
00:17:11To the little nun who brought them?
00:17:14Hey
00:17:14What if she's a real nun?
00:17:15Man, of course.
00:17:16Well, well
00:17:19It's up to you
00:17:20See you later
00:17:20The appraiser has said
00:17:22That his books are authentic
00:17:24And what are they worth?
00:17:24About one hundred thousand pesetas
00:17:26So much?
00:17:27Apparently
00:17:27But, of course
00:17:29They have to sell them
00:17:31As a stolen object
00:17:32And they will give them a pittance
00:17:33Because?
00:17:35Well, because the buyers
00:17:37They take advantage
00:17:38No
00:17:39I say why Eladio
00:17:41Does he behave like this?
00:17:43Why don't you live with your family?
00:17:46I had a boyfriend
00:17:47That of all those things
00:17:48He blamed a certain Freud.
00:17:50Where you live?
00:17:51Jofroy?
00:17:52Palm of time
00:17:53It tastes very good
00:17:55What I'm asking you
00:17:56Her name is Antonia
00:18:05And here are the signs
00:18:08Yeah
00:18:10He is my husband
00:18:11Bad luck
00:18:12Others are born deformed
00:18:14There are those who die
00:18:16At twenty years old
00:18:16Me instead
00:18:18I married Eladio
00:18:19I knew what I was doing
00:18:20I calculated
00:18:22I measured
00:18:24I weighed the pros and cons
00:18:27And in the end I got married
00:18:29And why did they separate?
00:18:31You won't believe it.
00:18:32But I don't know
00:18:36If you saw
00:18:38With what enthusiasm
00:18:39We entered this house
00:18:40When they granted it to us
00:18:42They were going to make the girl
00:18:45We had no money
00:18:46For furniture
00:18:47But we didn't leave
00:18:49From making projects
00:18:50He always said
00:18:51That this house was
00:18:52Like a bridge
00:18:54But that he would take us
00:18:56To me and the children
00:18:57To live in a better apartment
00:18:58And more central
00:18:59Eladio had a good job
00:19:02But it has always been
00:19:03An impatient person
00:19:03He said he didn't have
00:19:05Already old
00:19:06To be aware of
00:19:07From a ranking
00:19:07And
00:19:08With what I had learned
00:19:10At the bank
00:19:10He would dedicate himself to business
00:19:12One summer night
00:19:14We were waiting
00:19:15A new son
00:19:16He arrived home
00:19:17Full of enthusiasm
00:19:18I had left
00:19:19Your job at the bank
00:19:20And all the savings
00:19:21I had put them
00:19:22In a business
00:19:23That according to him
00:19:24It was going to make us rich
00:19:25A few months later
00:19:27The few objects came out
00:19:29Of value that we had
00:19:30Wedding gifts
00:19:32And those little things
00:19:33That we all inherit
00:19:34From our parents
00:19:35They were on their way
00:19:37From the pawnshop
00:19:37Or towards the shops
00:19:40Of the usurers
00:19:41Later
00:19:42They began to arrive
00:19:43The little pieces of paper
00:19:45Of the notaries
00:19:46With the protests
00:19:47Of letters
00:19:48With what relief
00:19:49And consolation
00:19:50They saw it coming
00:19:50Sundays
00:19:51Wonderful Sundays
00:19:54In which he does not work
00:19:55No collector
00:19:56It started by leaving home
00:19:59Go for a walk around there
00:20:00And one day
00:20:02He never came back.
00:20:03They scolded often
00:20:04They fought
00:20:06Don't know
00:20:07But fight us
00:20:09Never
00:20:10Eladio is incapable
00:20:12To kill a fly
00:20:13No
00:20:14Any women?
00:20:19I don't believe it
00:20:20He was not a man of those kinds.
00:20:22He went away
00:20:24And that's it
00:20:25What if I came back?
00:20:27I've thought about that too
00:20:28Many times
00:20:30I imagined that situation
00:20:32And many times
00:20:34I decided I would kick him.
00:20:36Others I thought about telling him
00:20:40That he had looked for me
00:20:43A substitute
00:20:44That she didn't love him anymore
00:20:46What if I came back?
00:20:49I think I would throw myself out
00:20:50In his arms crying
00:20:51Asking for forgiveness
00:20:53Begging him never again
00:20:55He would leave again
00:20:56Because
00:20:58You know, sister.
00:21:00I love you
00:21:02For our future business
00:21:07For our future business
00:21:09And now let's prepare the plan
00:21:10It must be a vast
00:21:11And ambitious plan
00:21:12Allow me to remind you
00:21:14Prudence
00:21:15In jail
00:21:16It must not be feeling good at all.
00:21:18Chick
00:21:19Don't stop progress
00:21:21To private initiative
00:21:22To the economic relaunch
00:21:23With our plans
00:21:24You will also benefit
00:21:26This apartment is a bridge
00:21:27Shortly
00:21:28We will move to a bigger apartment
00:21:29And better located
00:21:30Better a known apartment
00:21:32What a palace to visit
00:21:33Well, shut up, rich girl.
00:21:35And listen
00:21:36We sell the nun's books
00:21:37With the money they give us
00:21:38We bought a car
00:21:39And six sets of license plates
00:21:40Plus a shotgun
00:21:41The one whose butt is cut off
00:21:44And the canyon
00:21:45And we robbed the Bank of Spain
00:21:47Less, less
00:21:48Well, the Spanish credit
00:21:50Even less
00:21:51The name doesn't matter
00:21:52Now home yes, home no
00:21:53Is it a bank?
00:21:54Let's see you
00:21:55When you feel sick at night
00:21:56What are you doing?
00:21:57I wake up my mother
00:21:58Give me castor oil
00:21:59And the next day
00:22:00I can't leave the house, of course.
00:22:02But I'm left new
00:22:03Don't be rude
00:22:04What's open at night
00:22:06It's a pharmacy
00:22:07But the night watchman has to open it for you.
00:22:08From twelve o'clock onwards
00:22:10Everything is planned
00:22:11Day after tomorrow
00:22:12At eleven fifty
00:22:14Past meridian
00:22:15We will assault
00:22:17This pharmacy
00:22:20I said that I don't really feel like it.
00:22:28Which one is from here!
00:22:31But if you're not going to find out, man
00:22:32Of course I'm not going to find out
00:22:34Like I'm not going to wear it.
00:22:36Those injections
00:22:38The doctor prescribed them for you.
00:22:39Give the doctor a beating!
00:22:41Grandpa, I'm going to be late for work.
00:22:42Because of you
00:22:43It's not my fault
00:22:44Because of that lady
00:22:46Or whatever
00:22:47Dad
00:22:48Dad, Dad
00:22:49Well, well
00:22:50If it gets like this
00:22:51We left it alone
00:22:52Do you see it?
00:22:53You have angered the sister
00:22:54Well, that's why she became a nun.
00:22:56To put up with others
00:22:57If you don't want to get pricked
00:22:59Don't puncture it
00:23:00Well
00:23:00Too bad for him
00:23:02Worse for me, he said.
00:23:06Listen
00:23:07And why?
00:23:10Because you won't be able to smoke
00:23:13I will open
00:23:15Listen
00:23:17Listen
00:23:17And if I let myself be pricked
00:23:19Will I be able to smoke?
00:23:20Come on
00:23:21Nothing, nothing
00:23:23Forget it, forget it
00:23:24Good morning
00:23:25I came looking for Sister Cecilia
00:23:27How are you?
00:23:29Happens
00:23:30Come in, miss.
00:23:32My daughter and I have to go to work
00:23:35Very good
00:23:35Look
00:23:36We put my father to bed
00:23:38While you chat
00:23:39Thank you
00:23:39Come on, Margarita
00:23:41No, wait a minute.
00:23:42Here the nun told me
00:23:43That I can smoke a cigarette
00:23:45That he told me
00:23:47Hey, no
00:23:48That he told me
00:23:48I haven't told you about the nun.
00:23:50How did I feel?
00:23:53Listen
00:23:54Do you know what hair and dress
00:23:55Do you earn a lot?
00:23:57Thank you so much
00:23:58Well
00:24:00I went
00:24:01To her convent
00:24:03And they told me
00:24:05That I would find her here
00:24:07The convent exists, right?
00:24:09Yes, sister
00:24:10I never doubted you
00:24:11Come on, come on
00:24:13Ah, he's already in bed.
00:24:14We will return at lunchtime.
00:24:16Hey, sister
00:24:17And the injection?
00:24:19The doctor says it suits you
00:24:20Within five minutes
00:24:21He asked me to put it on him.
00:24:23But the doctor has forbidden him to smoke.
00:24:25He will not smoke either.
00:24:26You'll see.
00:24:27Well, then
00:24:28So see you later
00:24:30I've always been curious about the little cloth.
00:24:32Oh, and forgive him.
00:24:34Because sometimes he says tacos
00:24:35Don't worry
00:24:36We are used to it
00:24:37Go easy
00:24:38Bye
00:24:39Goodbye, sister
00:24:39And here?
00:24:42Do you have to work?
00:24:44Uh, this is a palace
00:24:45Don't believe it
00:24:45Already
00:24:46They go to worse places
00:24:50Where we are needed
00:24:51And they don't charge anything?
00:24:53Nothing
00:24:53Well, yes
00:24:54This and other missions like this
00:24:57We put them in a bank we have up there.
00:25:00And when divine judgment comes
00:25:03Imagine what current account we present
00:25:05Nun
00:25:06If I let myself be pricked
00:25:09You'll give me a whistle.
00:25:10No strings attached
00:25:12Go to bed
00:25:13It's that to me
00:25:14I'm very ashamed
00:25:15That a nun
00:25:17I saw my ass
00:25:19Well, I don't give him the injection and that's peace.
00:25:21Lie down
00:25:22Alright
00:25:23It's my fault
00:25:24For trusting the priests
00:25:26That everyone is equal
00:25:27Always the same
00:25:28Always
00:25:28And what did you want?
00:25:33I don't know how to start
00:25:34By the most direct
00:25:36Do you want to know if I've seen the woman from the goodbye?
00:25:40Yeah
00:25:40What if she still loves him?
00:25:44Yeah
00:25:45He still loves her
00:25:46She is a miserable wretch
00:25:49And he is a miserable wretch
00:25:51Hey nun
00:25:52Let's do some odd jobs
00:25:55If you give me the whistle
00:25:56I let myself be stabbed
00:25:57OK
00:25:59Drop your pants
00:26:00One moment
00:26:01But I'm also going to have to show him my butt.
00:26:04To this young lady
00:26:05You will see
00:26:07She's the one who's going to give him the whistle
00:26:08Nice to meet you
00:26:09If you are not afraid of seeing a well-made butt
00:26:12I'm going to drink here in case I faint.
00:26:14Come on
00:26:15Oh
00:26:15Because I am very faint
00:26:17One moment
00:26:19One moment
00:26:20Give and take
00:26:22Come the whistle
00:26:23Yes sir
00:26:24That what is promised is debt
00:26:25He hasn't smoked for a long time.
00:26:28No
00:26:29Six years
00:26:30This is going to taste like heaven to me.
00:26:32Oh
00:26:33Please forgive me, nun.
00:26:34But
00:26:35Nothing, nothing
00:26:35What I don't know is if you'll like it.
00:26:38He is blond
00:26:39But I smoke it
00:26:41Even if I'm a redhead
00:26:42Well, well
00:26:44Please light this for Grandpa.
00:26:46Yes, yes, of course
00:26:46Let's see
00:26:50Have
00:26:53I think this guy smells like a tango dancer.
00:27:02You shut up and smoke
00:27:05Sister, if I don't talk I'll explode.
00:27:07I already knew something was coming.
00:27:09Blow
00:27:11What blows?
00:27:12It will suck, let's go
00:27:13I will prick it carefully
00:27:14Tonight
00:27:16Eladio and his friends
00:27:17They're going to rob a pharmacy
00:27:19My God
00:27:20Well yes
00:27:23In this position
00:27:24And smoking this crap
00:27:26I'm going to finish
00:27:27Lost Ladybug
00:27:29Well, the time has come
00:27:53Let's synchronize the clocks
00:27:55I can't
00:27:56Is your wrist shaking?
00:27:58My nose is twitching
00:27:59It's that I have the watch pawned
00:28:01I can only synchronize it at the right times
00:28:04Because?
00:28:05Because I'm missing the long handle
00:28:07Well, what a lousy robbery we're going to give.
00:28:09And you?
00:28:10I don't wear a watch
00:28:11So that?
00:28:13The clock is a sign of slavery
00:28:14Invented by the capitalist classes
00:28:16To enslave man
00:28:17Well said, man.
00:28:18But you'll give us the speech another day.
00:28:20Hey, and I say that
00:28:21Without clock synchronization
00:28:23You can't rob a pharmacy
00:28:24Of course, man.
00:28:25You
00:28:27You take the shotgun
00:28:28And you strike the blow
00:28:28While I wait for you
00:28:30With the engine running
00:28:31And when I see you leave
00:28:32I approach and we leave in a hurry.
00:28:33But without wasting time
00:28:34That this car is stolen
00:28:35And it doesn't work for him
00:28:36To the gas marker
00:28:37Maybe it only has a liter
00:28:39Don't be a rich gase
00:28:40Come on, give me the shotgun
00:28:42Man, point the other way.
00:28:46Sorry
00:28:47I didn't tell you to cut the barrel and the stock.
00:28:51With what bites?
00:28:52If we don't have a saw
00:28:54But it counts as an idiot
00:28:55I did it with a wrench.
00:28:57Well, why don't you do it, godfather?
00:28:58I reserve myself for more important things
00:29:01Here I come from the figure of the steering wheel
00:29:03We had prepared something
00:29:04To hide a handgun
00:29:06Rodolfo takes the child out
00:29:07Yeah
00:29:07Be careful it's the third and my niece's
00:29:10And how do we hide this anti-aircraft gun in here?
00:29:13Wrap it up even if it's a bit long
00:29:14Instead of looking like I'm carrying my child in my arms
00:29:17They're going to think I'm carrying my father.
00:29:18Well, come on, man.
00:29:19It's loaded
00:29:20Don't point at me, man!
00:29:22That I have loaded it myself
00:29:23Let's go there
00:29:27It's not old, man!
00:29:32It seems like we're going to a funeral.
00:29:33No, he had a fly on his forehead.
00:29:35A fly, a fly
00:29:37Calls
00:30:01Calls
00:30:02Whom?
00:30:06Who's it going to be, man?
00:30:07Who's it going to be, man?
00:30:08To the apothecary
00:30:09Call, come
00:30:10What does it sound like?
00:30:13My chattering tooth
00:30:19Come on, man, come on, come on
00:30:20Call, call, call
00:30:21Hey, sir.
00:30:24He doesn't send anyone away
00:30:26But what do you want, idiot?
00:30:30A union meeting of night watchmen
00:30:31La, la, la, dude
00:30:34No, I can't talk.
00:30:38What do you want?
00:30:40Is something wrong?
00:30:42Not him
00:30:43It will happen to someone else but me.
00:30:44Don't go
00:30:44You'll see when you undo this child
00:30:47Quiet
00:30:47One moment
00:30:48I was first
00:30:49Don't pay attention to these gentlemen
00:30:51Whatever they say
00:30:52Understood?
00:30:52A nervous tic, right?
00:30:55What do you prefer?
00:30:55Bellergal?
00:30:56Sinernal?
00:30:57Distobagal?
00:30:58Not bad
00:30:58There is a very good painkiller
00:31:01Librium
00:31:02That, Librium
00:31:03But not a book of testum
00:31:05Let's see if he has a Librium policiacum
00:31:07What is called?
00:31:08The nun is coming this way
00:31:11The nun?
00:31:12Well, calm down.
00:31:13If I had calm for here
00:31:14You're going to want a painkiller.
00:31:15Oops
00:31:15Look who's here
00:31:17What did these gentlemen want?
00:31:20They hadn't asked me for anything yet.
00:31:21Thank goodness
00:31:23Look, I'm going to introduce you to these gentlemen.
00:31:25Don Eladio
00:31:26Gift...
00:31:27Don Este
00:31:27And that one
00:31:29This is my cousin Mariano
00:31:32Police Inspector
00:31:33Nice to meet you
00:31:34How are you?
00:31:36How are you, gentlemen?
00:31:39Well...
00:31:39Well, we are standing by a miracle.
00:31:42The child?
00:31:43Clear
00:31:44He came because he cries
00:31:46And it doesn't let them sleep
00:31:47To your wife and you
00:31:48It's very bad
00:31:51Please, a pacifier
00:31:55Yes, ma'am
00:31:55Choose
00:31:58This is worth it, thanks
00:31:59He's very cute
00:32:01What's it called?
00:32:03Remington
00:32:03No, Remigio
00:32:05Remigio
00:32:06Like his grandfather
00:32:07Remigio
00:32:08For now
00:32:10So that this gentleman
00:32:11Don't break your entire denture
00:32:12To the
00:32:13That the child should not be out on the street so late
00:32:15Bye
00:32:15Bye
00:32:16One moment
00:32:16Above
00:32:18Let me say goodbye
00:32:20Delighted
00:32:22A lot
00:32:22Thank you
00:32:22I'm wondering the same
00:32:24Don't run
00:32:25What is worse?
00:32:26Don't think we're running away.
00:32:27Slowly
00:32:28Don't look back
00:32:31Let's be natural
00:32:33Let's take the car
00:32:34As if we were in no hurry
00:32:35That
00:32:38Let it not seem so
00:32:39We are in a hurry
00:32:40Unfortunate
00:32:41How did that go?
00:32:44But you had not been weaned yet
00:32:46Start, funny
00:32:47And quickly
00:32:48Start
00:32:49For your father
00:32:50That in the pharmacy
00:32:51Ludo of the secret
00:32:52Impossible
00:32:52This doesn't work
00:32:53You touch all the buttons
00:32:55The thing is
00:32:56Some painkillers
00:32:58Know?
00:32:59They make me nervous
00:33:00And others
00:33:02However
00:33:02They raise my blood pressure
00:33:04It's a thing
00:33:05One moment
00:33:06Well
00:33:08Cecilia
00:33:09Can you explain to me what this is about?
00:33:13It seems your friends have a car problem.
00:33:15Leave them
00:33:16Leave them
00:33:17They'll manage.
00:33:17The next one you steal
00:33:19Let it be a campaign cistern
00:33:20Tricky
00:33:21No one can move this.
00:33:26Hey
00:33:27If necessary
00:33:29I take you all in mine
00:33:30Leave them cousin
00:33:30But
00:33:30Shut up
00:33:31Mother of my soul
00:33:34We just need it now
00:33:35The director general of security
00:33:36No
00:33:37Thank you
00:33:38We can
00:33:40Bye
00:33:40Release the brake
00:33:41Don Corleone
00:33:42Bye
00:33:49Bye
00:33:50Bye
00:33:51What do you think?
00:34:05What do you think?
00:34:05Well
00:34:06As Saint Teresa said
00:34:08God is also among the pots
00:34:10What it means
00:34:12I don't understand anything
00:34:13But when it is like this
00:34:15It is that God has wanted it to be so
00:34:17Well
00:34:17I'm in a hurry, sister.
00:34:18You'll have to go feed your little boy.
00:34:21What does he eat?
00:34:22Twelve cartridges?
00:34:24It was a joke
00:34:24That we wanted to spend on a friend
00:34:26And by the way
00:34:27How did we meet there?
00:34:28Ah
00:34:29Well
00:34:29I went to see my cousin's family
00:34:31Who lives nearby
00:34:32But I don't want to change the conversation.
00:34:34What about my codices?
00:34:36In the convent I am in a very violent situation
00:34:38Ah
00:34:38Well yes
00:34:39My collector friend told me that they are worth less
00:34:41Three thousand pesetas
00:34:43One hundred thousand
00:34:44As they say?
00:34:45That the appraiser values them at more than one hundred thousand pesetas
00:34:48How do you know that?
00:34:49No
00:34:49He doesn't want to change the conversation
00:34:51No
00:34:51It seems to me that the one who wants to change the conversation is you.
00:34:53No way
00:34:54My books
00:34:55Or my one hundred thousand pesetas
00:34:56Or whatever they give you
00:34:58Listen
00:34:59Listen
00:35:00Such old books don't sell in a little while.
00:35:02You have to haggle
00:35:03Like Amancio?
00:35:04In the end
00:35:04If this matter is not resolved within a week
00:35:06I release cousin Mariano
00:35:08No
00:35:08Nothing from the cousin
00:35:09Don't worry, I'll fix that.
00:35:10And now changing the conversation
00:35:12I have seen his wife
00:35:14And?
00:35:15She loves him
00:35:16And his children await him
00:35:17And they will receive you as if nothing had happened.
00:35:20Sister
00:35:20I prefer that he releases my cousin Mariano.
00:35:22Could
00:35:22Don't believe it
00:35:23Leaving home
00:35:24Contempt for sex
00:35:25Nocturnality
00:35:26Treachery
00:35:26I climb
00:35:27Stop, stop, stop
00:35:28Sister
00:35:28That only the first accusation is valid
00:35:30But it would all be useless
00:35:31Do you love them?
00:35:36Lady
00:35:36You have the right to request your books
00:35:39To claim the money from its sale
00:35:40And even force myself to see avant-garde sculptures
00:35:42But to intervene in my private life
00:35:44No
00:35:44So I'm in a hurry
00:35:46Bye
00:35:47Bye
00:35:48Bye
00:35:49You will hear from me within six days.
00:35:52Sister
00:36:02Sister Cecilia
00:36:04What are you doing here?
00:36:05I needed to see her
00:36:06And as I knew that goodbye was going to be seen with you
00:36:08Well, I followed him.
00:36:09Is something wrong?
00:36:11If they find out
00:36:13They kill me
00:36:14But
00:36:15For tonight
00:36:16They are preparing a coup
00:36:17Another pharmacy?
00:36:18Do they have it in for the union?
00:36:20No
00:36:20This time it's much dirtier
00:36:21A chantal
00:36:22I don't understand her
00:36:24They wanted me to collaborate
00:36:25And I have refused
00:36:26Well done
00:36:27Tell me how that is
00:36:28Well
00:36:28It's just that I'm ashamed
00:36:30It's a matter of two rhombuses
00:36:31Or three
00:36:32Don't be a girl
00:36:33Neither you nor I want the goodbye to go to jail.
00:36:35This coup must be prevented by any means necessary.
00:36:37Count
00:36:38What is a blackmail?
00:36:39It's very simple
00:36:41Germán has prepared everything
00:36:43A guy who has already done it on a few occasions
00:36:45Who is this German?
00:36:47The one who was driving the car when the pharmacy was robbed
00:36:49Oh yeah
00:36:50I saw him from afar
00:36:51Well
00:36:51Well this guy
00:36:52He has two photographer friends
00:36:54And Rodolfo who is a waiter in a hotel
00:36:55First an important man is selected
00:36:58With money
00:36:59Married
00:37:00With children
00:37:00Socially committed
00:37:02And that also
00:37:03Be it known
00:37:04That's a little bit
00:37:05Scoundrel
00:37:07You understand me now.
00:37:08Already
00:37:08I understand you
00:37:09Well
00:37:10Well, they already have the guy.
00:37:11He is a friend of Germán's father
00:37:13And it meets all the necessary conditions
00:37:15And money
00:37:15Big money
00:37:16I have seen your car
00:37:17It's an important car
00:37:20He is a mature man
00:37:22The one who likes to boast about being young
00:37:23Fifteen days ago
00:37:25In an American bar
00:37:26She ran into this gentleman.
00:37:28A very pretty girl
00:37:29Prepared by Germán
00:37:31Prepared like a 600
00:37:32No sister
00:37:34This preparation
00:37:35It's another type
00:37:37Go on, go on
00:37:38The case
00:37:39It is that today the gentleman
00:37:41You have an appointment
00:37:41Let's say
00:37:42Intimate
00:37:43With Loli
00:37:44What is the prepared girl?
00:37:45And in all this mess
00:37:47What does it have to do with
00:37:48Don Eladio?
00:37:49Wait
00:37:49That gentleman's quote
00:37:51And Loli
00:37:52She will be interrupted by Eladio
00:37:53That with the photographers
00:37:55Will immortalize the peak moment
00:37:57From there to hint first
00:37:58And threaten afterwards
00:37:59That the photos will go to stop
00:38:00To the lady of the pigeon
00:38:01There is only one step
00:38:02The poor scared man
00:38:04He will release the money and be at peace.
00:38:05We have to break that up ourselves.
00:38:07And what is Don Eladio about?
00:38:10Pretending to be Loli's husband
00:38:11Ah!
00:38:13I surprised you, scoundrel
00:38:14Red-handed and the crime of adultery
00:38:16And with two witnesses
00:38:17Now with these photos
00:38:18I'm going to the police station
00:38:19Hey
00:38:20The thing at the police station
00:38:21We couldn't take it away
00:38:22Mention the rope in the house of the hanged man
00:38:24It gives an ashen
00:38:25Tell the court on duty
00:38:28Wow, man.
00:38:29You make it worse for me, man.
00:38:31You're not going to threaten him.
00:38:33By telling your grandmother
00:38:34Let the police say
00:38:35And in peace
00:38:36Well, say what you want.
00:38:37But I couldn't say the lowest
00:38:39They're kicking me out of the hotel, huh?
00:38:41And this jacket for me
00:38:42It is sacred
00:38:44Well, come on, it's getting late.
00:38:45You, how did you end up with him?
00:38:47In the cafeteria downstairs
00:38:48Well, each to his own.
00:38:50Hurry
00:38:50Good
00:38:51Come on, let's go, Rodolfo.
00:38:52Let's go, let's go
00:38:53Let's go
00:38:54Look, German
00:38:54This jacket for me
00:38:56It is sacred
00:38:57It is sacred
00:38:57It's sacred, Rodolfo
00:38:59It's the bread of my house
00:38:59Come on, pull
00:39:00It is sacred
00:39:01Hurry
00:39:16The key to that room
00:39:17Run
00:39:18Sister, what are you doing here?
00:39:19Shut up and open that door for me right now.
00:39:21But what does he intend?
00:39:22Not a word heard
00:39:23Not even half a word
00:39:24If they find out I'm at the hotel
00:39:26I am able to say that you and I agree
00:39:28Also, he made such a fuss that he got kicked out of the hotel.
00:39:30Do you understand?
00:39:32But, madam
00:39:33I'm playing this jacket
00:39:34And this jacket is for me
00:39:36You are a good person
00:39:37You can see it in his eyes
00:39:38Have
00:39:39A holy card
00:39:40And not a word, huh?
00:39:42Open that door for me
00:39:43Where were you going, my life?
00:39:52Wait for you in the cafeteria
00:39:53I didn't think you would come so soon.
00:39:55Oh, how impatient!
00:39:56What impatience
00:39:58Please, waiter
00:40:00Don't let them bother us
00:40:01I have to dictate to my secretary
00:40:03Some very important letters
00:40:05Important, huh?
00:40:07Two certified letters
00:40:10And I say,
00:40:11Do you know the rooms upstairs?
00:40:14No
00:40:14What do they have?
00:40:16Wallpapered walls
00:40:17All of them, you understand?
00:40:19And a little roof and a little floor
00:40:21All
00:40:21Thank you very much, waiter.
00:40:23But this is our room
00:40:24It is that it has, it is that it has, it is that it has
00:40:27What's wrong with it?
00:40:27Echo, echo, echo
00:40:29NGO, NGO
00:40:31To dictate the bad
00:40:32For example, if you ask me
00:40:34Give me a ham sandwich
00:40:36And it is heard
00:40:37Ham, ham, ham
00:40:40Ham, ham, ham
00:40:42Very good idea
00:40:44Bring us some oysters
00:40:45And a little champagne
00:40:47And some ham tacos
00:40:49Of ham, ham, ham
00:40:51Ham, good
00:40:52Ham, too
00:40:54Must have ham commission
00:40:55How annoying
00:40:56My life passes by
00:40:57Happens
00:40:58Loli, Loli, Loli, Loli
00:41:01Loli, Loli, Loli
00:41:27One moment!
00:41:28My husband!
00:41:28Impossible, I can't be her husband.
00:41:30But what is this?
00:41:32What I least
00:41:33What I could least imagine now
00:41:35It was like seeing a nun here
00:41:36Hurry, there's a lot to do!
00:41:38I'm leaving
00:41:39One moment!
00:41:40Loli, Loli, Loli, Loli
00:41:41If you leave here
00:41:43I report her to the police
00:41:44So what do I do?
00:41:45Get in the bathroom
00:41:46And less cleavage, there's a lot of flu.
00:41:48Hey!
00:41:49You
00:41:49Come with me
00:41:50That we have a lot to do
00:41:51How strange, they dress the waitresses here
00:41:52Because you can't be a real nun
00:41:54Help me!
00:41:55Clear!
00:41:56Come on, it's time
00:41:57Already
00:41:57It's only been ten minutes
00:41:59Loli knows how to do things quickly
00:42:00Here, the fake key
00:42:03Take care, Loli!
00:42:06I surprised you, you scoundrel!
00:42:07Yes, if you were the busted neighborhood!
00:42:09So, let's see, the days
00:42:10You call the police
00:42:11And now
00:42:11You call the police
00:42:13I surprised you, you scoundrel!
00:42:18In flagrante delicto and crime of adultery!
00:42:20And with two!
00:42:20And with two!
00:42:21And with...
00:42:22With a two I go from goose to goose
00:42:23And I throw again because it's my turn
00:42:25Wow, gentlemen.
00:42:30If you want, we can turn the cardboard over.
00:42:32And we all played Parcheesi
00:42:33But no, sister
00:42:35No, what have I done to him?
00:42:37Because he has it in for me
00:42:39What happened?
00:42:42But German
00:42:42What are you doing here?
00:42:44If your father found out
00:42:45Shut up, you dirty old man!
00:42:46And you, Eladio?
00:42:47Let's not argue!
00:42:48Wait a moment
00:42:49In two minutes everything will be clear.
00:42:51Just a moment, just a moment
00:42:52You get out of the way, old satyr.
00:42:54I fear this lady.
00:42:55What's going to happen in two minutes?
00:42:58My cousin Mariano will arrive.
00:42:59Your police cousin!
00:43:00Every man for himself!
00:43:02Oh, my daughter!
00:43:03Arrived!
00:43:05Arrived!
00:43:06It's not going to go out into the current!
00:43:16Naturally this anonymous person is unworthy
00:43:18And I'm not going to pay attention to it.
00:43:19Reverend Mother
00:43:20Everything I have told you is the pure truth.
00:43:22I believe it, sister.
00:43:23But leaving aside
00:43:26That is not his mission.
00:43:28Do you think that helping that man
00:43:31Is it worth it?
00:43:33What I intend
00:43:34I hope that poor man doesn't sink in such a way.
00:43:36May it never be able to float again
00:43:38As long as it stays that way
00:43:40There is hope that he will return to his family.
00:43:42But if we leave him
00:43:44Dive
00:43:47Do you have an uncanny ability to convince?
00:43:50But if you consider it a duty to help save that man
00:43:54I have an obligation not to allow you to condemn yourself.
00:43:57So...
00:43:59But mother, please
00:44:00So for now
00:44:01You are relieved of all foreign service.
00:44:03And he will be concerned with attending to the internal obligations of the convent
00:44:07But mother...
00:44:08Nothing more, daughter
00:44:10Mother...
00:44:13Can you withdraw?
00:44:15Yes, Reverend Mother
00:44:20Yes, Reverend Mother
00:44:28Samoria
00:44:29Yes, Reverend Mother
00:44:30But didn't you say they're worth 20,000 duros?
00:44:54At least.
00:44:55Well then, he's had them in his possession for over a month.
00:44:57How do you want to give me 10,000 pesetas now?
00:44:59Very simple. This is dynamite.
00:45:02The government is against works of art leaving the country.
00:45:08And to get the most out of this, you have to take it abroad.
00:45:14Maxime, when is it stolen?
00:45:16No. Stolen, precisely. No. No.
00:45:20Then you will need written authorization from the owner.
00:45:26Well, the truth is, the owner lives in Andorra.
00:45:31That's it. In Andorra.
00:45:34Well, I don't want to argue with you. I'll give you 15,000 pesetas.
00:45:3825.
00:45:3820. And so you will be able to celebrate Christmas as God intended, which is already here.
00:45:43Okay?
00:45:4420,000 pesetas.
00:45:4520,000 pesetas.
00:45:50And now we're broke, because of that nun?
00:45:53No, because of goodbye.
00:45:55And what do we need that guy for?
00:45:57He has ideas.
00:45:59And above all, a killer cousin face.
00:46:01Anyone can trust him.
00:46:02Even the nun gave him some old books to sell.
00:46:04Take it away.
00:46:05Plus, it's good to have a fledgling to take the beating if necessary.
00:46:08Well, we can't count on that chick because the nun has him under close surveillance.
00:46:12And couldn't we get rid of the nun?
00:46:14Good idea, man.
00:46:15We liquidate it and that's it.
00:46:17Don't laugh, it's right on the mark.
00:46:19Sure?
00:46:20Shut up, idiot. I'm thinking.
00:46:22You thinking?
00:46:24Well that's dangerous.
00:46:25It's clear that woman isn't going to leave the thief alone.
00:46:29Something must be done to ensure that it never bothers you again.
00:46:32Clear.
00:46:33And I say...
00:46:36What if we beat the nun to death?
00:46:38You remain silent.
00:46:42You had a good idea this year and you're not going to have another one.
00:46:47That's it.
00:46:49Where can we have a great party?
00:46:52At my parents' chalet.
00:46:54They only go there in the summer.
00:46:55I have a key to take girls from time to time.
00:46:58Girls?
00:46:58That's it! Girls!
00:47:00And some firecrackers.
00:47:02And drink in a row.
00:47:03Have.
00:47:04And music.
00:47:04There is there.
00:47:05And colored lights.
00:47:07I'll take care of locating the nun.
00:47:09The less clothes girls wear, the better.
00:47:11This is going to work.
00:47:13Come on, crazy people.
00:47:19Who brought it?
00:47:20A boy.
00:47:21He seemed like a good guy.
00:47:23Sister Cecilia.
00:47:24Have you read this note?
00:47:25No.
00:47:26No, Reverend Mother.
00:47:28Sister Cecilia.
00:47:30I've already sold his old books.
00:47:33Come pick up the money.
00:47:34I'll wait for you.
00:47:35Don't miss the appointment.
00:47:37He kisses her hand goodbye.
00:47:40He placed them!
00:47:41I mean, he sold them.
00:47:43And he wants to give us the money.
00:47:45I already knew he was a very good person.
00:47:47Here are some signs.
00:47:49And an hour.
00:47:50Well, we have to send someone to get the money.
00:47:52I mean, the money.
00:47:54Well, who do we send?
00:48:00Sister Mercedes could go.
00:48:04Let's not beat around the bush.
00:48:06Only you know that man.
00:48:08Mother, I have a special predisposition to getting into trouble.
00:48:14And I've had enough.
00:48:16You must go, daughter.
00:48:17And here you are.
00:48:42Come in, come in.
00:48:43Forward.
00:48:45Everything is ready.
00:48:46Wow!
00:48:47Huelta!
00:48:48It's coming.
00:49:12Get ready everyone.
00:49:13But it is her who...
00:49:18What did you think?
00:49:20The ice cream man told that woman about our plans and she ruined them.
00:49:22But you'll see that from now on it won't bother us again.
00:49:24The ice cream man didn't tell anyone anything.
00:49:26It's already there.
00:49:31And whoever doesn't lend their cooperation...
00:49:33...you will deal with me.
00:49:36I'll lend you anything you want, Germán.
00:49:39Are you looking for Heladio?
00:49:40It's here.
00:49:42Come in.
00:49:42He is waiting for you.
00:49:43Thank you.
00:49:45We are fixing a power outage.
00:49:47Don't worry.
00:49:47There are no steps.
00:49:49Phew.
00:49:50How dark.
00:49:52And how much smoke.
00:50:00Wow, wow.
00:50:01A new one.
00:50:02And what a lousy uniform you've put on.
00:50:04But don't worry.
00:50:05Here everyone dresses as they please.
00:50:06You see me now.
00:50:08Johnny.
00:50:08Here's one that's just your type.
00:50:10Take heart.
00:50:12Come on board.
00:50:13Descilla.
00:50:14But listen.
00:50:20But listen.
00:50:21Please.
00:50:23Leave me alone.
00:50:23Don't worry.
00:50:37Don't worry.
00:50:39Does it make you a little firecracker?
00:51:08It's not very strong, but it will take you to a world of peace. You'll see wonderful things.
00:51:13Come on, guys, Eladio's protector wants to smoke a little.
00:51:38Guys!
00:51:40Guys!
00:51:42Guys!
00:51:44It is very rare.
00:51:46Guys!
00:51:48Guys!
00:51:50Guys!
00:51:52Guys!
00:51:54Guys!
00:51:58Guys!
00:51:59But what's going on?
00:52:16You're not going to offer it, gay, idiot.
00:52:29Thank you.
00:52:59Thank you.
00:53:29Thank you.
00:53:59Thank you.
00:54:29Why doesn't he leave you alone?
00:54:35Who is she to interfere in your life?
00:54:37What do you know?
00:54:39And what do you care?
00:54:43I don't know what to say, sister.
00:54:45Nothing.
00:54:46It's better not to say anything.
00:54:49Come on, I'll take her home.
00:54:52Just a moment, they'll come with us.
00:54:55Come on, no fuss.
00:54:57Take all the cigars you can and a sample of the drinks.
00:55:00Excuse me, this lady has nothing to do with it.
00:55:026th Street and go out with everyone.
00:55:03But, she is a real nun.
00:55:05You'll have to prove it at the police station.
00:55:06Come on.
00:55:08Out.
00:55:12And now, what's going to happen?
00:55:19What does it matter?
00:55:21It's just that if I come home late, my parents will be scared.
00:55:25They'll release us soon.
00:55:26None of us are listed.
00:55:33And these Christmas days, anyway, we'll spend the night here.
00:55:38Tomorrow we'll get a scolding and we'll be able to go home.
00:55:42The night here.
00:55:44My God, my father is killing me.
00:55:49Which of you notified the police?
00:55:52Yes, it was me.
00:55:53I called cousin Mariano.
00:55:57But since I only know his first name, I said whoever it was should come.
00:56:02You went too far, babe.
00:56:03I got scared.
00:56:05I knew what that beast was planning to do.
00:56:08Scare her.
00:56:09Well, that was going to end up in a big way.
00:56:11But nothing more.
00:56:12If cigarettes only had tobacco.
00:56:14But Celts.
00:56:15That too.
00:56:17Now all we have to do is try to get that poor woman out of here.
00:56:21You talk to the guard and see if he agrees to call cousin Mariano.
00:56:26Look, I'm sorry to bother you.
00:56:29I would need you to do me a favor.
00:56:30Sister.
00:56:43Sister.
00:56:48Can I talk to you?
00:56:50Naturally.
00:56:51Are you scared?
00:56:53Clear.
00:56:54No, but not for me.
00:56:56For my congregation.
00:56:58I'm leaving them in a worse place every time.
00:56:59I wanted to tell you...
00:57:00I have sold his books.
00:57:02Yeah?
00:57:03And how much have they given us?
00:57:05Well...
00:57:06Ten thousand pesos.
00:57:09Well...
00:57:10Fifteen.
00:57:11Fifteen thousand.
00:57:13Do you believe me?
00:57:14Yes, yes, naturally.
00:57:16Better.
00:57:17It seemed to me that he was hesitating.
00:57:19No, sister.
00:57:21No, I lie like an idiot.
00:57:22They gave me twenty thousand.
00:57:23Now I believe him more.
00:57:25When we leave I'll give them to you.
00:57:26I'm sorry, sister.
00:57:28By trying to take her books away, I've gotten her into such trouble that...
00:57:31No, Don Eladio, don't blame yourself.
00:57:33I got involved voluntarily.
00:57:35If not, just call...
00:57:36To his cousin Mariano.
00:57:37I know, I know.
00:57:38AND...
00:57:39Because?
00:57:43Do you really want to know?
00:57:44Please.
00:57:45Because I feel sorry for you.
00:57:47Because I don't think he's a scoundrel.
00:57:49As none of those boys seem to me.
00:57:51When I arrived at that little hotel I got scared.
00:57:53But I soon realized it was all a lie when I smelled that tobacco.
00:57:57The one they wanted to make me go through anything.
00:57:59And what do you know?
00:58:00But what do you think we're doing?
00:58:02Do you know how many alcoholics we have to care for?
00:58:05How many real drug addicts?
00:58:06How did you cry?
00:58:08Do you know why he was crying?
00:58:09Of joy.
00:58:11Because I realized it was all a farce.
00:58:13Those boys could still be saved.
00:58:15I'm glad you take it that way.
00:58:17But he doesn't know that German.
00:58:18Theirs is different.
00:58:26Mine?
00:58:27Clear.
00:58:28What would your children say if they saw you in prison?
00:58:32See how everything is better here?
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:35Clear.
00:58:36The last time we talked about this, it slipped my mind.
00:58:39You can't escape me here.
00:58:43Let's see.
00:58:48Why do I leave them?
00:58:58It's hard to explain.
00:59:00Oh, we have the whole night ahead of us.
00:59:02You are tenacious.
00:59:08Why did he leave home?
00:59:12When you get married, you always want the best for your loved ones.
00:59:16And one sets goals.
00:59:22Then life makes you see that you are very far away.
00:59:25That you will never be able to achieve those goals.
00:59:29And then, one begins to aspire to smaller and smaller things.
00:59:35More mean.
00:59:36Until one day comes when you realize that you are scamming your own people.
00:59:43In short, you are a failure.
00:59:50And then, one leaves so as not to sink one's own people with oneself.
00:59:57In one word.
00:59:59That one is a coward.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:03I think that's it.
01:00:06I could tell you that life is like that.
01:00:08That has ups and downs.
01:00:10Good times, bad times.
01:00:12And that is precisely when the bad guys are the ones who need to be the most united.
01:00:17But none of that would have any value.
01:00:20Because you have taken marriage, family,
01:00:23as if it were a public limited company.
01:00:26Of course, he has promised shareholders dividends.
01:00:30and if after a while you cannot offer them,
01:00:34resign and leave.
01:00:38But only selfish people think like that.
01:00:41And the cowards.
01:00:44His wife doesn't deserve that.
01:00:48And their children still don't understand anything about stock quotes.
01:00:51Sister, good news.
01:00:53The guard has called his cousin Mariano
01:00:56and he said he's coming here running.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:01:00Now that Don Eladio and I were beginning to understand each other.
01:01:02You'll be released right away.
01:01:04And will they scold her in the convent?
01:01:06Not much.
01:01:07The normal thing.
01:01:08One of us,
01:01:10considering that with his attitude he has offended God,
01:01:13to our community and to herself,
01:01:16wishes to make public confession of his errors.
01:01:19I accuse myself of the sins of pride and vanity.
01:01:29I accuse myself
01:01:30having used my habits,
01:01:34supporting missions for those who have not been taken.
01:01:40I accuse myself
01:01:40of having made a fool of myself
01:01:43and ridiculed our congregation.
01:01:52I humbly ask everyone's forgiveness.
01:01:53and I promise
01:01:55that from now on
01:01:57I will correct all my defects
01:02:01and I will not leave the convent
01:02:05without a specific mission
01:02:08of our superior mother.
01:02:10Amen.
01:02:10Amen.
01:02:11Amen.
01:02:11Amen.
01:02:41Amen.
01:02:51Sister,
01:02:52has a visitor.
01:02:54I?
01:02:54A visit?
01:02:55Yeah.
01:02:55Wait in the hall.
01:02:57I'll have to tell Mother Superior.
01:02:59I told him so and he authorized it.
01:03:01Thank you, sister.
01:03:05Yes, sister, again.
01:03:07But they have not learned their lesson.
01:03:09It lasts a few days.
01:03:10Then they go back to their old ways.
01:03:12I am no brake on the ladio.
01:03:14If I had returned
01:03:15with their children.
01:03:17Well, this time you'll have to manage on your own.
01:03:21I can't get out of here.
01:03:23Sister, you know that for them I am...
01:03:26like a whistle to a night watchman.
01:03:31And what are they trying now?
01:03:33The robbery of a gas station.
01:03:35Tonight.
01:03:36And they've also managed to cut off the barrel of the shotgun.
01:03:40Hail Mary most pure.
01:03:42I bring here an exact plan
01:03:45with the situation of the gas station on the outskirts.
01:03:52That's it.
01:03:53It goes this way and then...
01:03:58The only thing you can do is warn my cousin Mariano
01:04:01and is waiting for them.
01:04:03Already.
01:04:04And they will catch them and lock them up forever.
01:04:06Do you love him very much?
01:04:10Yes a lot.
01:04:12So much so that I wouldn't mind if he went back to his wife.
01:04:15Even if I never see him again.
01:04:18I don't understand it, really.
01:04:21Is he much older than you?
01:04:23Twenty-five years is enough for me.
01:04:24And how did you become his sister?
01:04:42Eladio is my father.
01:04:43Years before he got married, he met my mother.
01:04:50Well, I was born.
01:04:52That's why when he left his wife, he came to my apartment.
01:04:56As a father, it has always been a catastrophe.
01:05:02But I love him, what can I do?
01:05:07Now, sister, the important thing is to save him.
01:05:10Will you help me?
01:05:15I'll talk to my cousin.
01:05:17I can't do more, but at least...
01:05:20Is the shotgun in your apartment?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:22Look, you take the cartridges.
01:05:25Remove all the pellets and refill them with...
01:05:29With caviar!
01:05:30With caviar, yes.
01:05:31It's the closest thing to buckshot.
01:05:33And if they fire the shotgun, the penalty for killing a man will always be greater than for spraying him with caviar.
01:05:40And if the victim pushes me, he'll lick his lips with pleasure.
01:05:48Sister Cecilia, you should hang up your habits.
01:05:51And I hang them up, Mother, every night before I go to bed.
01:05:54But this is very serious.
01:05:56A number of good men are going to be condemned tonight.
01:05:59I could avoid it and I can't leave the convent.
01:06:02And why could you avoid it?
01:06:04Because they fear me more than a cloud.
01:06:06I believe it, I believe it.
01:06:08And isn't your cousin a police officer?
01:06:10It is in a service outside Madrid.
01:06:12He will be late.
01:06:13I've already said something to a colleague.
01:06:14Not everything, of course.
01:06:16Because if I tell them everything, they'll catch them, put them in jail, and that's it.
01:06:20And is your problem over?
01:06:21Mother.
01:06:21But how can we shrug our shoulders when someone needs us?
01:06:26Sister Cecilia, even if you don't know it, you were not born to be a nun.
01:06:32He was born to be a lieutenant in the legion.
01:06:34But since I don't want to have the salvation of his friends on my conscience...
01:06:40And the happiness of a family?
01:06:41And the happiness of a family.
01:06:44Which are things I couldn't stand.
01:06:47Especially with the lentil diet we're on.
01:06:50I'll let her out one more time.
01:06:52Thank you, Reverend Mother.
01:06:53On one condition.
01:06:54Hey.
01:06:55Before the end of the year, he will leave for our convent in Astorga to complete a long period of complete seclusion.
01:07:02Do you think so?
01:07:04Yeah.
01:07:06Thank you, Reverend Mother.
01:07:08I need it.
01:07:10Well, take care and may the Lord be with you.
01:07:14Amen.
01:07:14I arrived late.
01:07:30They've screwed him.
01:07:34Oh, go!
01:07:37What a scare, mother!
01:07:39He's alive.
01:07:40He's alive.
01:07:41Oh, what joy!
01:07:42But by a miracle!
01:07:43He's alive!
01:07:43Oto wake up like this and helmet!
01:07:45Shut up, fool!
01:07:46Shut up, shut up!
01:07:52That?
01:07:53From a costume ball?
01:07:55No.
01:07:56I am a real nun.
01:07:57Hey?
01:07:58At this time?
01:07:59And at all hours.
01:08:01And by the way, about time.
01:08:02What time is it?
01:08:03Almost one o'clock.
01:08:04Almost one o'clock.
01:08:04Do you want gas?
01:08:05No.
01:08:06Water!
01:08:07Ah!
01:08:07He invented the water engine.
01:08:09I'm not surprised.
01:08:09In the Middle Ages, monks invented many things.
01:08:11I've read, you know?
01:08:12No, to drink.
01:08:13I'm dry.
01:08:14Ah, there.
01:08:14Here you go.
01:08:15Hat Orient!
01:08:16What are you doing?
01:08:16No, it's not fair.
01:08:17Here you go.
01:08:18Oh, the phone!
01:08:19Thank you so much.
01:08:20Didn't you want water?
01:08:21No.
01:08:21But how did you get here?
01:08:22Don't ask me how I came.
01:08:24How am I going to come?
01:08:26I'll see.
01:08:26Has a cousin of mine come asking for me?
01:08:40No.
01:08:41We haven't seen any friars around here for a long time.
01:08:43Oh, listen, Mr. Mariano Requejo.
01:08:47Yes, thanks.
01:08:49You don't know how glad I am to have arrived in time to see you so healthy.
01:08:53Because?
01:08:54It's just that I'm going to get sick later.
01:08:56Mariano, did they give you my message?
01:08:59And how come you didn't run over here?
01:09:02Oh, right.
01:09:03What's happening?
01:09:04Where are you?
01:09:04Oh, what a scare.
01:09:06He asks me what I'm doing here.
01:09:07Tell him.
01:09:08Tell him, sister, and then we'll all find out.
01:09:10Well, I'm lost.
01:09:14I went out for a walk and got lost.
01:09:17A bike ride, a nun, and at this hour.
01:09:20Yeah.
01:09:22And what do you care what time I go out for a walk?
01:09:25Come on, come pick me up.
01:09:27Oh, and bring eight or ten friends with you.
01:09:30But what are we going to do here with so many friars?
01:09:32What if it is possible?
01:09:34Bring your guns.
01:09:36The armed clergy.
01:09:37Sister, what happened in Madrid today?
01:09:41Nothing, just my things.
01:09:43Don't be late.
01:09:51Us first.
01:09:53Then, when he's serving us, you come along.
01:09:56That will distract him.
01:09:57And then he hits him with the wrench.
01:09:59What a barbarity!
01:10:00Why do they make them, to dismantle locomotives?
01:10:03Understood?
01:10:03Yes, but hey, don't gut it.
01:10:05No, I'll just drop it on him.
01:10:08He guts him.
01:10:08Come on, we'll go out first.
01:10:09Who carries the shotgun?
01:10:10I.
01:10:11Here I take it.
01:10:12Well, be careful because if that goes off, you're going to fill everything with...
01:10:15What do I know?
01:10:16Are you Sortecilia's relative?
01:10:34Yes, miss.
01:10:35I remember her.
01:10:36Haven't we met in a dungeon before?
01:10:38Yes, but that doesn't matter.
01:10:41You're going to meet him, aren't you?
01:10:42Yes, why?
01:10:43Do you know anything?
01:10:44Well...
01:10:44Well, tell him, for God's sake.
01:10:47Tell her I couldn't put the caviar where she knows.
01:10:52Do you understand me?
01:10:53No.
01:10:55No?
01:10:55Where does she know?
01:10:57There is no caviar.
01:10:58There is the other one.
01:11:00The round thing that weighs.
01:11:01Don't forget it.
01:11:04Good night.
01:11:05Goodbye and thank you.
01:11:05But listen, miss.
01:11:09When they arrive, you can relax.
01:11:10When will your cousins arrive?
01:11:11No, the others.
01:11:12They are absolutely trustworthy.
01:11:14The others?
01:11:14No, my cousins.
01:11:16I mean, my cousin and his companions.
01:11:18Hey, the owner was notified there.
01:11:20He wears a beret and sash and has a frown.
01:11:21No, it is not necessary.
01:11:23The important thing is that nothing has happened when they leave.
01:11:25When your cousins or the others leave?
01:11:26All.
01:11:27All?
01:11:28So you're leaving too?
01:11:29Also.
01:11:29Wow, it's never too late if the happiness is good.
01:11:32They are already there.
01:11:33Oh, what a scare, what a woman.
01:11:35And think that I had the night off.
01:11:36Why did I change shifts?
01:11:38Where is it going?
01:11:38What are you doing?
01:11:38Let's see.
01:11:39They are some who come to put gasoline.
01:11:41Remove.
01:11:44You just walk away as if nothing had happened.
01:11:46And don't worry, I'm here.
01:11:48You are here.
01:11:50If I knew that's what worries me the most.
01:11:52Shut up.
01:11:54You put on the same face every day.
01:11:56Let's see, the one for every day, the ones for Sundays he left at home.
01:11:58Since this is something that happens to me, I'm going to...
01:12:00Shut up!
01:12:00Shut up!
01:12:00Go!
01:12:01Oh, how organized!
01:12:02I'm coming!
01:12:09Good night.
01:12:10Good night.
01:12:12The gas station attendant congratulates him on Easter.
01:12:14There you have it.
01:12:14Hey?
01:12:15How are you?
01:12:16Super?
01:12:17Yes, fill it out.
01:12:18Oops, your windshield is dirty.
01:12:19I'll clean it for you for a moment, okay?
01:12:20It's a moment.
01:12:21I wear green because the world made me that way.
01:12:24I don't know, calm down, okay?
01:12:25I'm wearing green.
01:12:26Peaceful.
01:12:27If I told him.
01:12:28I wear green because the world deceived me.
01:12:30Put me down, put me down.
01:12:37Look lip, there it is!
01:12:38Adonja!
01:12:39Adonja!
01:12:40Adonja!
01:12:40Adonja!
01:12:41Adonja!
01:12:43Adonja!
01:12:43Adonja!
01:12:44Adonja!
01:12:44Adonja!
01:12:45Sister!
01:12:46If you don't warn me in time, I'll be crushed by rebound.
01:12:49They're stabbing me alive!
01:12:51All over the chest board, damn it.
01:12:54What did you want?
01:12:55Make me consumptive?
01:12:56The right.
01:12:57Step on the right pedal, cod.
01:12:58It is the right.
01:12:59I have stepped on the right.
01:13:00What is the accelerator?
01:13:02Come on, come on.
01:13:03Excuse me.
01:13:04Let there be peace!
01:13:05That?
01:13:05A simple traffic accident, nothing more.
01:13:07Go on?
01:13:07This gentleman has stuck his head out the windshield.
01:13:10You would look in the car behind, right?
01:13:12Gas station attendants need legs.
01:13:14Don't worry.
01:13:14The only bad thing is the...
01:13:15And where did it come from?
01:13:16I've run out of gas.
01:13:19Give me two liters.
01:13:20But you came by bicycle.
01:13:22Well, I've run out...
01:13:23no air in the tires.
01:13:25Give me two puffs.
01:13:26Well, well.
01:13:27Let's not get nervous.
01:13:29Put that away, stupid.
01:13:31The gentleman is very sorry about what happened, isn't he?
01:13:34Now we will take note of the registration numbers
01:13:37and the insurance will pay for the damages.
01:13:38In the meantime, would you please check the pressure in that tire?
01:13:41Do you see it?
01:13:42Nice to talk to you.
01:13:44He looks like a gentleman.
01:13:46I have wished you a Happy Easter.
01:13:47So before, already.
01:13:49I'm going to look at the one with the wheel.
01:13:50Right now, huh?
01:13:50I wear green because the world made me that way.
01:13:54I wear green because the world deceived me.
01:13:56I'm wearing green.
01:13:59But, sister, what happens now?
01:14:01Nothing, nothing.
01:14:02I want to learn for when my bike's platinum fails.
01:14:06But what are the bike's platinums?
01:14:07Oh!
01:14:08Let go of my neck, woman!
01:14:09Sister, if you want, I'll explain the platinums to you.
01:14:11I am a jeweler.
01:14:12You, you go blow into the can.
01:14:14And when it swells, let me know.
01:14:16Maybe she'd rather I help her.
01:14:18Come closer and hit him with a shotgun...
01:14:20Oh, oh!
01:14:20But what do they do?
01:14:21Let me go, let me go!
01:14:22Let me go, let me go!
01:14:26Oh, oh, oh!
01:14:27Oh, oh, oh!
01:14:28Oh, oh, my elbow!
01:14:28Ma!
01:14:28I have to change the howitzer.
01:14:31I'll put a new one on it.
01:14:34You see, mana, what a peaceful night!
01:14:40Eladio.
01:14:42But who is this woman?
01:14:44And why does he have it in for you?
01:14:46What do I know?
01:14:47Others get St. Vitus's dance.
01:14:48It's going to make us all go bankrupt.
01:14:50And they won't be long.
01:14:52I've already notified cousin Mariano.
01:14:54Eladio.
01:14:55Let's go quickly.
01:14:56Shut up!
01:14:56Nobody moves from here.
01:14:59Bring it!
01:14:59Ah, ah, ah!
01:15:01Oh, my nipple!
01:15:02Now you will understand that when a man gets into a mess like this,
01:15:04goes as far as necessary.
01:15:05At the moment!
01:15:06Don't be a beast, she's a nun.
01:15:08It's a pain!
01:15:08Yes, but a religious nuisance.
01:15:11Move away or I'll shoot you.
01:15:12German, we've teamed up for a little robbery.
01:15:14Not so you can unstory me.
01:15:16Leave him.
01:15:17If he doesn't shoot, he's a braggart.
01:15:20Bet he doesn't shoot, huh?
01:15:20Madam, madam, don't encourage him, don't encourage him.
01:15:23And if he shoots, what can happen?
01:15:25I'd rather not think about it, little sister.
01:15:27Well, he'll make everything green.
01:15:28It may make me green, but it makes my family mourn.
01:15:31Shoot, man, shoot.
01:15:33Cheer up.
01:15:34You'll see how funny it is.
01:15:35Sister, how am I going to laugh with my liver out?
01:15:38Yes, man, yes.
01:15:39Sister, the devil is carrying them, pardon me.
01:15:43Devil will load another one.
01:15:44I loaded that one myself and with big shot.
01:15:47A fat, oily, fishy-tasting pellet, isn't it?
01:15:50But you don't think this guy has rifle bullets for breakfast.
01:15:53Let's finish, ma'am.
01:15:54What is it that you intend?
01:15:55Apparently I carpeted the gas station with my intestines.
01:15:57Save you.
01:15:58Save them?
01:15:59And have you notified your Victorian cousin or whatever?
01:16:02Save them from something much worse.
01:16:05From the remorse of a lifetime.
01:16:06A sermon now.
01:16:08Ah, I understand now.
01:16:10He wants to buy time.
01:16:11Well, if he doesn't leave us the field clear, I'll kill the gas station attendant.
01:16:14But be careful, please!
01:16:17Listen!
01:16:17Boldness!
01:16:22Let it go, let it go!
01:16:30No, gentlemen, please!
01:16:32Oh yes, Alma!
01:16:34Almaty!
01:16:34Oh, miss, what a wake!
01:16:36Come here!
01:16:37Come here!
01:16:39Oh, the malto!
01:16:41Oh, the malto!
01:16:46Oh, the malto!
01:16:46Cousin, Mariano! Cousin!
01:16:49Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:16:51Mariano! Hey!
01:16:53Run! Wait, don't go away!
01:16:55These are the ones who escape!
01:16:57Cousin!
01:16:59Cousin! Hey! Hey! Cousin!
01:17:03Run! They're in that car! It was a robbery! Hurry!
01:17:06And those?
01:17:07Well...
01:17:08My friends, I'll tell you.
01:17:10Run, they're getting away!
01:17:12Follow that car!
01:17:16Sister! You saved us!
01:17:22But it's a miracle he didn't get me killed recently!
01:17:25You mean the shotgun? Yeah!
01:17:27It's harmless!
01:17:29Harmless? And I carried it myself?
01:17:32But with fake cartridges.
01:17:34I'm going to shoot it so they'll be convinced.
01:17:36Nothing's happening here!
01:17:39I'll shoot back so you can see.
01:17:41Here are the howitzers!
01:17:42Oops!
01:17:44Oops! I tripped over the nun's damn bike!
01:17:47Oh, mother!
01:17:49It's raining! It's raining suddenly! I'm falling!
01:17:52Sister! Sister!
01:17:53Let's get into the gas station mindset!
01:17:55What kind of shells did we have in there!
01:18:02Come on, sister! Don't act like that, nothing happened!
01:18:04Nothing!
01:18:06And I was able to leave that poor man like a sieve!
01:18:08I had little to strain!
01:18:10It's silly!
01:18:11And he hasn't understood anything!
01:18:13Well, sister! Cheer up!
01:18:16And here you go!
01:18:17The money from the sale of his books!
01:18:19Thank you!
01:18:20So in your convent they will see that you have not wasted your time!
01:18:23Yeah!
01:18:24I've lost it anyway
01:18:29Sister, it's not your fault.
01:18:31You know I'm a coward.
01:18:33No, man, no!
01:18:34AND...
01:18:35Just a moment ago
01:18:36He stood in front of a shotgun to defend me.
01:18:39Because it made me sad to see her so indecent
01:18:41And what he has done for me
01:18:42I wouldn't do it so well for them
01:18:44Believe me
01:18:46To be a good father
01:18:48It doesn't take much courage to be a criminal
01:18:52All it takes is love
01:18:53I love you
01:18:56And my wife too
01:18:57They need you
01:18:58and they are waiting for you
01:19:00with the door open
01:19:02and without reproach
01:19:04without asking anything
01:19:10Ladio!
01:19:11It's not raining!
01:19:12Well, we must have stepped in a puddle because I see Turbio
01:19:18Come on, Eladio
01:19:20Go back home
01:19:21Try it
01:19:23No
01:19:24If I see my children, I won't leave.
01:19:26Besides
01:19:27How am I going to show up home empty-handed?
01:19:29Yes of course
01:19:31And on these dates
01:19:33Tomorrow is Christmas Eve
01:19:35And last Christmas
01:19:37Take out the boot, Maria
01:19:38that I'm going to get drunk
01:19:43You know what I'm saying?
01:19:44I tell him
01:19:45That he will not show up empty-handed
01:19:47That he will not show up empty-handed
01:19:48My dear daughters
01:20:01This is a wonderful night
01:20:03This is a wonderful night
01:20:05The Lord is going to be born in our hearts once again
01:20:08We are all in good health
01:20:10And to top off happiness
01:20:12We will no longer have lentils for dinner.
01:20:14Among other things because we no longer have lentils
01:20:18We will dine like prisoners in the Middle Ages.
01:20:21Bread and water
01:20:23We all know who is the cause of this
01:20:25But it makes us all happy to know that thanks to her
01:20:33Which by the way
01:20:35She has agreed to be temporarily transferred to closure.
01:20:38Let's go with our sacrifice
01:20:41To bring peace and happiness
01:20:44To a Christian home
01:20:46For all this
01:20:48Before starting our Christmas Eve dinner
01:20:50Let's call it that.
01:20:52Let us thank God
01:20:53Because we still have bread
01:20:56And we have water
01:20:58Amen
01:21:23Amen
01:21:53Let's call it that.
01:22:23Further
01:22:25Those
01:22:27Let's call it that.