00:00all right want to hear my story about the movie yes i can't wait finally finally finally finally
00:04i've given a line and this is me going over the lines in the trailer i'm sitting in the trailer
00:08there reach your lines the governor's husband has just finalized the sale of a chain of pizza
00:12franchises in mendenhall county everyone else who's there has been given a really easy line
00:17i get this word salad this thing okay so i'm saying that line to myself all day and
00:24they stage this scene where the governor walks out with emma mackie the actress ella mckay and says
00:31i'm handing it over and we bum rush them and do like a media thing where like the camp we have
00:36cameramen and we rush up to him and shout a bunch of questions at him so we're sitting around there
00:40all day thumb up my ass yeah trying to remember this line which i can't i also because i'm bored
00:45i'm reading ahead on the screen they're not my lines it's it's it's it's actually what she what
00:50he and her say to each other when they close the door has he told you about the pizza did did he
00:55tell you did governor do you know about the pizza so i just start saying that and we do that like
00:5910 times i have a pizza restaurant pizza whatever emma mackie the lead fucking actress the star of
01:04the show walks out and in front of everybody walks up to me and says are you the one asking me about
01:10those pizza restaurants yeah i'm like yeah it's on the script she says yeah no no no keep keep doing
01:14that that's that's right good that's good keep doing it james l brooks who created the
01:18fucking simpsons is the director he's in the back room watching the whole thing the whatever
01:22the sub director the guy that's actually running the scene says everybody clear out and on the
01:28ground he tapes a mark for me and a mark for emma mackie he says you guys are just going to do that
01:34just you two on that and now we're doing the scene just me and her jeez i'm like let's start okay
01:40another producer comes out and says are you available to come back in a couple days we might have something
01:44else for you so now they want to use me for more shit now they want you for more shit i'm like
01:48yeah here we go big break wow yeah and now they say okay now we want you felger just to stand there
01:56and deliver your line uh the humble uh the cut try it again i'm not a sweater but now i i start i i can
02:03feel it yeah try it again james l brooks barked at me he snapped at me he's like i listen man i just need
02:14the line the picture and we try to like three or four more times they're like that's it that's a wrap
02:19we can't do it we're moving on and they were like thought that kid got it we thought he had something
02:24but no it he's just another dope who can't read a line and they moved on
