00:08Now what we have here, lady, is a failure to communicate!
00:15The fighting's no longer done in the battlefields, babe.
00:18Killing is my business, and business is good!
00:24Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress.
00:26There's gotta be somebody who needs some killer.
00:28There's no one left.
00:30You killed them all.
00:31Major Benson Winifred Payne needs a job.
00:34Major Payne reporting for duty, sir.
00:38What?
00:39But this isn't what he had in mind.
00:41Hey!
00:41Yes, sir!
00:43What's your name, girly mouth?
00:46I have eight weeks to turn you gaggler maggots into a well-disciplined cadet unit!
00:54Tomorrow, lady, we gonna start the hard stuff.
00:57The hard stuff?
00:58You gotta get rid of that jerk.
01:00These kids need a minor miracle, but what they've got is a major pain.
01:05Hi, I'm Emily Wolfer and the school counselor.
01:08You want Rissa?
01:09You need to be more sensitive.
01:11What's your angle for?
01:12Did I give you permission to sneeze, okay?
01:15No, sir.
01:16Bleet, bleet, bleet, what are you laughing at, pig boy?
01:19His methods may be madness.
01:22Riding down.
01:23But now, they're learning.
01:25Oh, hee, hee, hee.
01:26No pain, no gain.
01:29Oh, it's making me so.
01:30Them boys need you.
01:32Universal Pictures presents...
01:34Benson, nobody does the robot anymore.
01:37Guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire.
01:40David Wayans.
01:42He's back!
01:42Who's back?
01:43The man who was in my closet.
01:45He's in there?
01:46Oh!
01:49If he's still in there, he ain't happy.
01:52Major pain.
01:54Sincity.
01:54I-E-F-B-E-C-T
01:56Take F-G-C-B
01:58Stop!
02:23I-E-F-B-E-C-T
02:24I-E-F-B-E-C-B-G
