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We’re all in search of “The One.” The one who will listen to you vent, have an occasional movie night with, and most importantly, someone who won't kill you in your sleep. The new roommate selection process can either go so right or take a turn for the ugly. Choose wisely.

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Transcript
00:05Hey, so my witch's club is meeting on Friday instead of Thursday this week.
00:11I'm going to need your room again.
00:16Sorry about your cat.
00:20Rent stabilized.
00:25So in your email you said you liked a quieter living situation.
00:29Dead silence.
00:30Don't come out of your room.
00:32Is it okay?
00:33You know, sometimes I like to...
00:34Shhh.
00:37What?
00:39What is the storage situation like for maybe like medium to large animals?
00:45Animals?
00:46Oh no, they're dead.
00:47But the whole thing with Hawkeye and his family, that does not exist in the Avengers timeline.
00:52In the reboot of Hawkeye, which came out after the first Avengers movie, are you laughing?
00:56No.
00:57Do you find this funny?
00:58This is not going to work.
01:00I'll show myself out.
01:01Wow.
01:03Yeah, the exposed brick is like...
01:04Yeah, I just want to feel the brick against me.
01:06Just off the top of my head, do you take any recreational drugs?
01:11Shhh.
01:12Did you know that periods were invented by men?
01:16You know what?
01:18This is easier explained than so on.
01:24I really like your glasses.
01:26Yeah, yours are really cute too.
01:28I'm a pretty normal roommate, I think.
01:29I like to keep stuff clean, but like not crazy and sane clean like a museum.
01:33Museum?
01:35After work, I just like to come home and binge watch a bunch of Netflix.
01:39Right now, I'm like super obsessed with...
01:40House of cards?
01:41House of cards?
01:41Girl.
01:42And like sometimes I'll wake up early and like go to the gym.
01:44Get fresh donuts?
01:47I love donuts.
01:48Want to be roommates?
01:49I would love that.
01:51Wow, almost all moved in, huh?
01:55Yeah, last box.
01:56Yeah.
01:58So this is a box of turtles.
02:01Everyone, this is Vanessa.
02:03Vanessa.
02:04This is Karen, John, Rachel, Saatchi-san, King Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster, Stephanie, Santana.

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