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At a visit to her doctor, Mikala goes through the unavoidable anxiety that comes with being pregnant. Did she eat too many toxins? Did she exercise too much? Too little? Did she kill it?

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Transcript
00:12Hello! Hi!
00:18So how are you feeling?
00:20Um, good! Yeah, no complaints.
00:22Alright, well why don't you lay down and we'll take a listen.
00:25Okay, cool.
00:26Oh, I wanted to ask, um, I've been eating a lot of blue cheese.
00:30Like the dressing, it comes in the bottle, it's like shelf stable and I'm sure it's pasteurized and stuff.
00:35Just wanted to make sure that that was cool.
00:37Uh, yeah, that should be fine.
00:39Okay.
00:39Yeah, but why don't you lay back?
00:41Okay, cool.
00:41Take a listen.
00:42Cool, cool.
00:43Oh, I wanted to say, um, sometimes when I buy like a group of smokers, I just make sure to
00:48fan the air by me, like a, like a thing like that, like an animal.
00:54Can I boil him inside me if I got in like a really hot bath?
00:59Hey, can we not talk about Zika?
01:01Should I get one of those surgical masks?
01:04Fan the air away from me.
01:07I ate an oyster.
01:09I just sort of wanted to tell you about that.
01:11If I have a seatbelt over my uterus and heaven forbid we were to get in a car accident, just
01:16for me, a hard pass on Zika.
01:17Okay.
01:18Cool.
01:19And then I licked a glass of wine.
01:21Like I stuck my tongue in the wine.
01:23So I didn't like drink it, I like water.
01:26Like a dog with water or whatever.
01:28Also, I got rid of my microwave.
01:30So, we're good in that area.
01:33Okay.
01:33I've been holding my breath most times when I'm outside.
01:35That seems impossible.
01:37I was thinking in, so it was just like breeze by me, but I guess.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Oh, should I do stairs or should I do ramps?
01:42Hey, can we, um, you and me never talk about Zika?
01:46Okay.
01:51Is he still alive?
01:53I'm just looking for proof of life.
01:56Can you hear the heartbeat?
01:58Oh my god, I know I shouldn't have laid on my stomach at the beach.
02:02Or why do I put my laptop on my belly when I watch Unreal?
02:04I know I shouldn't do that, but it's the perfect height and it's so comfortable.
02:09Is he okay?
02:12Why are you being so quiet?
02:14Quiet isn't good in the doctor's office.
02:16Oh my god, I killed him.
02:18Oh my god, I killed him.
02:23Oh.
02:24Hey dude.
02:26Okay.
02:26We're good.
02:28Isn't it crazy I have one of these inside me?
02:31Oh, that's actually a male pelvic bone.
02:33So I have a tiny version of this inside my female pelvic bone?
02:38Oh!
02:39And I have a tiny cock and balls inside me too.
02:41I'll see you in four weeks.
02:49Okay, I'll put it away.
02:49Okay.
02:50Okay.
02:50You

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