00:00Projected future revenue to be 20% of future projections are well above what we had previously projected for the
00:06future, current earnings for the future, well above what we had previously projected for the future.
00:10What will the future be like? Will women ever run the world? And how much gas will I have to
00:16put in my self-driving car?
00:19This is your future forecast for the year 2037.
00:24Well, in 20 years, women do move up in the world. 50% of elected and appointed officials are women.
00:29Birth control is easier than ever, a pill you take once a year, and yes, it's free.
00:35Thanks to an increase in female scientists, Alzheimer's no longer exists.
00:41Alzheimer's? That's 2140's polio. Cancer, diabetes, and climate change? All part of the past, thanks to female scientists finally getting
00:48a seat at the lab.
00:49Equal representation in government is cute, but by 2140, the rise in women in power has resulted in the eradication
00:55of all wars.
00:56Birth control? That's not our problem anymore. Men are responsible for that now. And it's still free.
01:02No wars? Do men actually use their birth control willingly?
01:05Does no more climate change mean we don't have to worry about saving the polar bears anymore?
01:09What happens to Earth Day? The future seems so peaceful. Where's the drama?
01:17You guys want drama? I just knocked up my husband.
