00:00This is an absolute disaster. I have never seen worse eyeliner.
00:10Hey guys, welcome back to another vlog on Refinery29. I've got my brother Robby here.
00:16Hey.
00:17As you know from the title of the video, this video is my brother does my makeup.
00:23Robby doesn't really know what he's doing.
00:25Yeah, to be clear, shocker alert, never done makeup before.
00:29So we went out to the drugstore, we bought about $90 worth of makeup, all drugstore makeup.
00:37Is that a lot? Is that not a lot?
00:38It's kind of a lot, but we're going to do a nice little before shot and then we'll do an
00:43after.
00:46Alright, what do we got first?
00:48First we've got a good old fashioned Superstay full coverage foundation up to 24 hours.
00:56Mmm.
00:58Can you let me hold it?
01:00There we go.
01:01We've got a CYO.
01:04Is that what you said?
01:05Eyeshadow palette.
01:11Oooh.
01:11We've got a Happy Physician's Formula Happy Booster Glow and Mood Boosting Blush.
01:18This looks nice.
01:21Check it out.
01:22Check it.
01:23We've got some Mega Plush Maybelline
01:30Volume Mascara.
01:32There you go.
01:32Cream Contour Palette Light to Medium True Complexion.
01:39This is so I can draw lines on your face and make you look like a clown.
01:43True Match Super Blendable Concealer for all Lucy's Pimples.
01:47Ooh, that's for the lips.
01:49Last but not least, Liquid Eyeliner by Black Radiance.
01:54So, as everyone knows, of course, you've got to start with the foundation.
01:59Because it is the foundation upon which the beautiful masterpiece of a face is built upon.
02:07Correct?
02:07Upon which it's built upon.
02:12Is this normal?
02:14Okay.
02:15Maybe a little around the chin.
02:24Now we're gonna just...
02:26This is very heavy.
02:34Actually, you know, now you're looking pretty smooth.
02:37According to this, I'm looking whiter than a ghost.
02:41All right, next up, we've got the contour.
02:45I'm scared.
02:47Me too, don't worry.
02:48Say a prayer for me.
02:53Boom.
02:54Perfect.
03:00Maybe like up there.
03:03Nice?
03:07Do you believe this?
03:12It's a wee bit more contour right around the cheekbones, you know?
03:16You didn't think this was enough?
03:18I brought you a beauty blender because I don't know how you're going to blend this otherwise.
03:22See, you just want to work with the natural contours of the face to give it a nice exenuated...
03:33Accentuated.
03:34Accentuated.
03:35What?
03:35Accentuated.
03:36Accentuated.
03:37No.
03:37Accentuated?
03:39Accentuated.
03:39Accentuated.
03:40No.
03:41Accentuated.
03:46Let me see.
03:47Face me.
03:51Good God.
03:53Here's a brow thing if you want to fill in my brows.
03:55You read my mind.
04:02Nice.
04:04Oh yeah.
04:05That looks good.
04:07Okay, this is going to be really dark.
04:09Good luck.
04:15Okay, that's it with the bronzer.
04:17Yeah, that is more than enough, I would say.
04:19Plenty.
04:21Tart.
04:24Just a little pop of blush right... oh yeah, mm-hmm.
04:31Come here.
04:32Are you going to blend that?
04:34Don't worry about it.
04:35It looks worse in the camera than it does in your life.
04:38I'm telling you.
04:39All right, we'll give it a little blend.
04:41Oh, with the Beauty Blender?
04:42Mm-hmm.
04:42Okay.
04:45The Black Radiance Waterproof Liquid Eyeliner.
04:50Pray for her eyes.
04:51Good luck.
04:52Why do your cheeks look so crazy in the mirror?
04:55Because this is what they look like.
04:57What do you mean?
04:58All right, we're going to give you a nice cat eye.
05:00Which eye do you want first?
05:03The far one.
05:04Okay.
05:13It's terrible.
05:14It looks truly terrible.
05:19Good job.
05:21This is just not all it's cracked up to be.
05:31Let's take a look.
05:35I could fix that if I do this.
05:37Wait, how are you supposed to... I don't understand.
05:39Oh wait, I should have done your eye shadow first, right?
05:42Uh, probably.
05:43Oh, well, thanks for telling me.
05:44I was letting you fly.
05:46All right, we're going to do a nice light purple shadow.
05:56Okay, okay, okay, let's do a little bit of the darker one.
06:02Last thing.
06:03Oh gosh.
06:04We're going to take a little bit of the gold.
06:08Mm-hmm.
06:09What are you going to do with that?
06:10Just give you just a little, little like inner eye cool situation.
06:16Oh, how did you know this?
06:18I've just, I've seen it here and there around the block.
06:20Are you watching makeup tutorials?
06:22All right, update is face maybe like looks a little dirty, but it's fine.
06:28Eyes a little sloppy.
06:35What?
06:36It's a huge chunk.
06:40Great, feels really moist.
06:44Okay, next eye.
06:45Okay, next eye.
06:52Smells like fruit, is that normal?
06:54Yeah.
06:59It feels like you're outside of the line.
07:03Although I can't tell.
07:05That's just a masterpiece.
07:15Hello.
07:18Hmm, I'm going to be honest.
07:22I think your lip work looks pretty good.
07:28It's all about drawing the lines, you know.
07:30Okay, don't mess them up.
07:32Michael just got home.
07:33What do you think?
07:34It's definitely a lot to handle.
07:36I mean, from this distance, it's not, you look kind of like a doll.
07:40Yeah, I think it could be well suited for like Broadway.
07:44Mmm.
07:45I said Oliver, given the dirt.
07:49You know, there's a few angles that don't look so bad.
07:52Like this one looks okay.
07:54This one, not so much.
07:55This one, not the best.
07:58Cheeks look a little rouged, like a little bit too, too much contouring.
08:04And I don't know if it just looks like this in the camera, but this is how it looks.
08:08I'm looking at myself right now, and it looks like right here is really dark.
08:11I think the eyebrows look very natural and normal.
08:14Good job.
08:15All right, moving on to the eyes.
08:17This is a disaster.
08:19This is an absolute disaster.
08:22I have never seen worse eyeliner or a shadow.
08:27The mascara is fine, but really, what is mascara on an eye that looks like this?
08:31I think the nose contour is fine, looking good.
08:35And then the lips, not bad, but a little bit large for my face.
08:41Overall, it's not that bad for a first time makeup artist.
08:47So I have to say, good job, bro.
08:51This is it.
08:52My brother did my makeup.
08:56Not bad.
08:57I'm not bad.
08:57He is 28.
08:59He's available for artist sessions if anyone's looking for him.
09:03If you have a wedding coming up or a birthday.
09:07He's free.
09:07I will make you look like a clown.
09:09I will make you look like a clown.
09:09Free.
09:10For free.
09:10Love you.
09:11Love you.
09:11Don't kiss me.
09:13No!
09:16Gotcha!
09:17Right in the beard.
09:18Hey YouTube!
09:19Thanks for watching my older brother Robby do my makeup.
09:23Comment below.
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09:36Bye!
09:37Bye bye!
