00:02Archie, shut up.
00:04Oh no!
00:05Okay people, eyes this way.
00:10Lovely weather for it today.
00:14We will now demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft.
00:17Your attention is essential, as this may differ from any aircraft you have flown on before.
00:23What?
00:24Of course our attention is not what it used to be.
00:26Smoking, vaping and the use of e-cigarettes is not permitted anywhere whilst on board.
00:33Including the toilets, which have smoke detectors in them.
00:37I'm going to put my seatbelt on. I had a banana.
00:40Personal devices should have their flight safe mode enabled now.
00:43We're taking off mum. I love you.
00:46Handheld devices must be held securely or placed into a pocket.
00:50Larger devices, including laptops, must be switched off and placed in your luggage for take-off and landing.
00:58I wasn't feeling that story anyway.
01:01Please unplug your devices from the socket.
01:04They must also be switched off and unplugged when not being used during the flight.
01:09If you lose your device within the seat, please don't move the seat yourself.
01:13Ask a member of the crew for some help.
01:17Hand baggage must be placed securely under the seat in front of you.
01:21Or carefully above in an overhead locker.
01:24So it doesn't block any hours or exits.
01:27Oh, sorry.
01:28No, it's fine.
01:29Please check your seatbelt is fastened securely and worn whenever the signs are on.
01:35You know what this needs? Belt.
01:37It is fastened and adjusted like this and opened like this.
01:44If you're sitting in one of our First or Club World seats with a shoulder strap, please ensure that this
01:49is also attached for take-off and landing.
01:51It is adjusted like this and opened like this.
01:56For your comfort and safety, we recommend that you keep your seatbelt fastened and visible at all times.
02:03If the cabin air supply fails, oxygen will be provided.
02:10A mask will appear automatically.
02:13If you're wearing a face mask, please remove it before putting on the oxygen mask.
02:17Stain your seat, pull the oxygen mask towards you and place it over your mouth and nose and breathe normally,
02:22adjusting the band to secure it.
02:24Please note the bag may not inflate.
02:26You may need to pull on a coloured streamer to release your mask.
02:29Ensure your own mask is fitted before helping anyone else.
02:35Your life jacket is underneath or beside your seat.
02:39If required, remove the jacket from its container and pull it over your head.
02:43Pass the long strap around your waist, secure the clip to the buckle and pull tight.
02:49To inflate, pull the red toggle.
02:51The air can be topped up by using this mouthpiece.
02:54There is a light for attracting attention.
02:57And who doesn't love attention?
02:59Excuse me, love.
02:59No worries.
03:01Please do not inflate your life jacket until you are outside the aircraft.
03:10Should we need to evacuate, move quickly to the nearest usable exit.
03:15Taking nothing with you.
03:18Low level lighting will guide you to an exit.
03:22All exits are clearly marked and are being pointed out to you now.
03:26Please locate your nearest exit.
03:28Remember, it may be behind you.
03:30Opening the doors automatically inflates the evacuation slides.
03:35High-heeled shoes must be taken off as they may tear the slide.
03:39The club suite door must be secured open for taxi, take-off and landing.
03:43Please note the red handle in the club suite is for emergency use only.
03:47In the unlikely event of an emergency, please refer to the instructions inside your seat area.
03:55Please now check your seat is in the take-off position with the armrest down.
04:00Your table folded away.
04:02Personal devices unplugged.
04:04Our window blinds are open or set to clear.
04:07If you have a footstool or a video screen, please do these now.
04:11All this important information can be found on your safety card in your seat area.
04:15This includes brace positions.
04:18This is the brace position.
04:20If your seat is fitted with a shoulder strap, you must adopt this position.
04:25Please have a good look at your safety card before we depart.
04:28And if you have any questions, just ask your cabin crew.
04:34Thank you for your attention.
04:37We hope you have a pleasant flight.
04:39And wherever you go.
04:40Whoever you see.
04:42Stay safe.
04:44Look after each other.
04:46And never change.
04:52Safe.
04:53Yeah, Mr. Safe, man.
04:54Yeah.
