Tiny Tim LIVE 26/05/20

Tiny Tim's Adventures

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Transcript

00:00I'm alive right now, yeah

00:01Tim, hi

00:03Hi, Jack

00:05Millie Jack, that's the first name I've seen

00:07Hi

00:10Alfie Shepard, hello

00:13Now I'm getting bad grades, man

00:15No, don't get bad grades

00:19How's everybody doing?

00:21I told you I was coming back on today

00:23Two days in a row

00:25Oh my god

00:27Yes, Tim

00:28Yes, Millie Jack

00:29Jack Millie Jack

00:33Forky Bros

00:35He's trying to see who's saying a little hi

00:39Oh, he's going too fast now

00:40George Ingram, hi

00:43I am Sadiq, hi

00:45And then gone

00:47So how's everyone been?

00:49Everyone alright since yesterday?

00:53How are you all doing?

00:55Right, so

00:56Just doing another live today

00:59Because I've got that many phone numbers to get through

01:02Just want to try and ring everybody

01:04Not leave anybody out

01:06Just want to ring everyone

01:08So, has everyone been okay?

01:11Everyone been studying at home

01:13Because we're on lockdown?

01:15Me neither

01:15Don't even like school do I?

01:19Alright, so

01:20Just going to do a few phone calls

01:22Just say hello to people

01:24I've got loads of calls to get through

01:28I think Uncle Barry's outside

01:32Go away Uncle Barry

01:34What?

01:36No, you're not having your plants

01:37Mum sold them all

01:40So, I'm just going to do

01:42A couple of messages

01:43And videos

01:44And then we're just going to

01:46Just going to click on

01:47See what happens

01:48Try and read some of your comments

01:50While you're doing it

01:51Love you too

01:52Love you

01:53Um

01:55No, I can't read

01:56I can't read any

01:58Hello

01:58Tim, hello

01:59Boo

02:02So, yeah

02:03I'm just going to crack on

02:05Do some

02:05Do some calls

02:07So, first call

02:08That we're going to do

02:11Um

02:14Cheryl

02:15Cheryl

02:16I'm ringing Cheryl

02:17Cheryl

02:19So, I'm just going to ring

02:20Shadow

02:23Let's see what's going on

02:26See

02:27Nope, nope, nope

02:29It just went funny

02:31It just went funny

02:32I'm not calling a strip club

02:33We've already done that

02:34That strip club

02:36Took

02:37Ages

02:38To do

02:39Because everyone kept

02:40Putting my phone down

02:41Because I'm three nearly six

02:42But then

02:43When we rang

02:44The strip club

02:45That we got through to

02:46Right

02:47We rang over

02:48150 different strip clubs

02:51A lot of them

02:52My Uncle Barry was in

02:55But when we rang

02:56The strip club

02:57It was

02:59That was it

03:00It took ages

03:00To do it

03:02Ages

03:02Right

03:04I'm ringing

03:06Sean

03:07Because Kevin told me

03:09To ring

03:09Welcome to the O2

03:10Messaging service

03:12So, no one's answering

03:13Today

03:13No one's answering

03:15Oh my god

03:18Hola

03:19Hola

03:21Dentist

03:22Ring your dentist

03:23No one's open

03:24No one's open now

03:25Can't ring the dentist

03:27Everywhere's shut

03:28Right

03:29I'm going to try

03:29Courtney this time

03:30Because no one's answering

03:32So Courtney

03:33Because Nicola

03:34Has asked me to ring

03:35Courtney

03:38Better on gift gaff

03:42See what's going on

03:48Hello

03:49Is that Courtney

03:54Courtney

03:58Courtney

03:59Courtney

04:05It's me

04:06It's Tim

04:06Nicola told me to ring you

04:10I like him

04:12Are you okay

04:12Yeah

04:13What are you doing

04:16I'm just

04:18Chilling

04:19I suppose

04:19Is that what you're doing

04:21Just enjoying the sunshine

04:23Yeah

04:26Who's Nicola

04:27Is that your friend

04:28She's my mum

04:29Oh that's your mum

04:30Yeah

04:31She told me to ring you

04:34What have you been doing today

04:36Just nothing

04:38Yeah I mean

04:39What can you do

04:40In this lockdown

04:41Not a fat lot

04:42Yeah

04:43Not a lot

04:44I wonder what Uncle Barry's doing

04:46Because he's not here

04:47He's left all his plants

04:48In the attic

04:49Oh gosh

04:51So

04:52So

04:52What are you doing tomorrow

04:54Same again

04:56Yeah

04:56Probably the same again

04:57Until I'm allowed out

04:59So have you been doing work

05:02School work

05:03I don't even know how old you are

05:05I'm 21

05:0721

05:07So you've been in school

05:11Are you not working

05:14Not at the moment

05:15Are you on furlough

05:18No

05:19I've got

05:21Some

05:22Mental health issues

05:23Which stop me from working

05:24At the moment

05:25Oh

05:25Well that's okay

05:27That's okay

05:28You want to see my mum

05:30Oh my god

05:32She's

05:33She's

05:34Over the being lazy

05:35And shouting at me all the time

05:37She's

05:38She's different

05:42So

05:42You know like

05:43I call my mum a fat pig

05:46Oh do you

05:47Yeah all the time

05:48All the time

05:49Because she is a fat pig

05:50She's a proper lazy pig

05:55So have you got any pets

05:58Er

05:59I have a little cat

06:00What's your cat called

06:03Gizmo

06:04Gizmo

06:05Well I've got a big dog

06:08And

06:09How big

06:09Mathis

06:10I mean Mathis

06:12Probably has a poo as big as Gizmo

06:16But sometimes

06:17Sometimes I call my dog

06:19Mum

06:20Could you look for my mum

06:25So I just wanted to ring and see how you're doing during lockdown

06:29Because your mum told me to ring you

06:31Yeah that's fine

06:33So

06:34Are you doing anything tonight

06:35Are you watching Netflix

06:37Yeah I've probably watched some films

06:40Have you watched

06:41Have you watched

06:42Money Heist

06:44I haven't actually

06:46But I've been told it's really good

06:48It's well good

06:48It's all in Spanish

06:50But it's dubbed over in English

06:51So when

06:52When they talk

06:53It doesn't look like they're talking

06:55But it's well good

06:56Yeah

06:57It's so good

06:59Watch it

06:59Make sure you watch it

07:00And you'll fall in love with a professor

07:02Because I fall in love with a professor

07:05Is it a man or a woman

07:08I'm not telling you

07:09I'm not giving away the secret

07:12But it's amazing

07:13You've got to watch it

07:15You've got to watch it

07:15Yeah I'll check it out

07:17Definitely

07:18Let me know what you think

07:20Yeah

07:20And keep watching my videos as well

07:23Oh yeah I will

07:24They always make me laugh

07:25Oh good

07:27Good

07:27Right I'm going to have to go

07:29Because I've got loads of people to ring

07:31Yeah that's fine

07:32Alright

07:33Well make sure you

07:34You stay safe okay

07:35Yep you too

07:37Okay

07:37I'll speak to you in a bit

07:39Yep okay

07:40Thank you

07:41Love you

07:42Love you too

07:43Look at you

07:44Bye

07:44Thank you

07:47I'm telling you now

07:49Money Heist

07:50Is proper good

07:52A little bit of swearing

07:53A little bit of sexy timing

07:55But it's so good

07:56Oh my god

07:57I love the professor

07:58Love the professor

07:59I'm just saying

08:01Muffis

08:02Muffis

08:03Muffis

08:03Thank you

08:03To Alison Valdez

08:05Thank you

08:06For your donation

08:07Love your videos

08:08Tim

08:09Thank you

08:10In the kills

08:12I found a real dad

08:15Oh my god

08:16That's amazing

08:16Let me know where he is

08:18And Elliot 77

08:20Elliot 77

08:23I just quadrupled

08:25The amount of money you have

08:29Not with that donation

08:33I'm not joking

08:34Thank you so much

08:35For the donations

08:36You're incredible

08:38Thank you very much

08:39Um

08:41Rube

08:42I want to see your first name

08:43Tim can you please

08:44M&M

08:45Rube

08:45That's your only thing

08:47I've seen

08:47Rube

08:48That was it

08:49Copaland

08:50I can't ring anybody

08:51They're all short

08:53Everyone's short

08:56Fork

08:56Forker

08:58I'm stressing your name

09:00Now

09:01Um

09:03Roblox

09:05Just said Roblox

09:06Don't know

09:07Call Roblox

09:08Can't

09:09Not ringing anyone

09:10Like that

09:10Call Toys R Us

09:12The show

09:12They went bust

09:14Last year

09:15Which is sad

09:16So I can't ring

09:17Toys R Us

09:18Um

09:20Gonna ring someone else

09:22Let's ring

09:24Beatbox

09:25Wait

09:26Let me ring Paige

09:27Cause Joanne's asked me

09:28To ring Paige

09:29And then I'll do a little bit

09:30Of beatboxing

09:31Okay

09:33Yeah I'll do that

09:34Right so

09:34I'm gonna ring Paige

09:35Cause Joanne's asked me

09:37To ring

09:38Paige

09:41I'm not calling your box

09:44Hello

09:44Hello is that Paige

09:46Paige

09:48Oh no one minute

09:50One second

09:52Thank you

10:03Hello

10:04Hello is that Paige

10:06Yeah

10:08Paige it's me

10:09It's Tim

10:11Hi it's Tim

10:12Are you okay

10:14Yeah we are

10:15Yeah what are you doing

10:18Watching TV

10:19Are you not watching me on YouTube

10:23No

10:25Unbelievable

10:26Absolutely

10:27I watch it on Facebook

10:28Later though

10:29I sit with me mum

10:30And watch it

10:31Oh yeah

10:32I'll definitely be going

10:33Live on Facebook

10:34In a bit

10:35Definitely

10:36Yeah

10:36That's what I watch

10:37Right so

10:38Make sure you're watching

10:39In a bit

10:40And they might even

10:41Say hello then

10:41As well

10:43Alright

10:44I'm free

10:44Nearly

10:45Six you know

10:45Tim

10:46You're the same age as me

10:47Oh my god

10:49Are you in my class

10:51I know

10:52I can't speak

10:53Oh my god

10:55Everyone knows

10:56Smackhead Steve

10:59He buys metal off people

11:02And weighs it in

11:03I know

11:04I proper

11:06Smackhead Steve

11:07Do you know

11:09Uncle Barry as well

11:11I do

11:13It's my uncle

11:14Oh my god

11:16Are we related

11:18I'm my brother

11:19Am I me brother

11:21Are you my brother

11:24I'm in my

11:25Mum's a lazy pig

11:26Your mum's a lazy pig

11:29Yeah

11:30Oh my god

11:31We are definitely

11:32Related

11:33We've got to be twins

11:35Because we're three

11:36Nearly six

11:37We've got an uncle

11:38Barry

11:38You know

11:39Smackhead Steve

11:40And our mum's a lazy pig

11:42I'm definitely

11:43The better good looking

11:44Twin

11:46And I've got ginger

11:47In me hair

11:48You've got ginger

11:49In your hair

11:52Wow

11:53Oh my god

11:54My mum's got ginger

11:55In her beard

12:00We are definitely

12:01Related

12:02Yeah

12:05Oh wow

12:06I can't believe

12:07I found my sister

12:09I know

12:10One time

12:11It's been forever

12:13I can't believe

12:13I found you

12:14Where do you live

12:20Addswood

12:21Addswood

12:23Addswood

12:24That's

12:25Stopport way in it

12:27Yes

12:28Oh my god

12:29I'll be

12:31A ten minute walk

12:32To stopport

12:33Oh it's

12:34Proper rough

12:35Addswood

12:39I'm only joking

12:40No

12:40Brinnington's worse

12:42Brinnington's well worse

12:44Oh my god

12:45So bad

12:46It's better than where I live though

12:48It's well better than where I live

12:51I know

12:52You can move in with me

12:53With my twins

12:54After more

12:55Are you going to charge me rent

12:58Well

12:58I get charged

12:59£100

13:00You get charged

13:01£100

13:03Yes

13:04I'm not moving in there

13:09Oh my god

13:11Addswood

13:12That's not fair

13:13You've got your own tip

13:14And everything

13:14In Addswood

13:15Aren't you

13:16I know

13:17Wow

13:19Addswood's well nice

13:21Compared to where I live

13:22I remember going on my

13:23Two weeks all inclusive tour

13:25Addswood

13:30You've got electricity

13:31And everything

13:32What are you showing off for

13:36Candlelight

13:39Oh my god

13:42Candlelight

13:42So you can keep warm

13:44You can keep warm

13:45At the same time

13:46I know

13:48That's so funny

13:49Right

13:50I'm going to go

13:52Because I've got loads of people

13:53To ring

13:53But I'll come and see you

13:54In a bit

13:55But don't charge me any rent

13:56Okay

13:57Alright

13:58See you

13:59You better not

14:00Right

14:00See you in a bit

14:01Sis

14:01See you in a bit

14:03Love you

14:04See you in a bit

14:05Love you

14:06Bye

14:07Love you

14:07Bye

14:09Oh my god

14:10Just find myself a relative

14:15Wow that's funny

14:16I'm not calling Epic Games

14:19No way

14:20Amazon or Argos

14:21I can't ring Amazon

14:23Because they're short

14:24Be it

14:25Call Bill Gates

14:26Who do you want me to ring

14:29Bill Gates

14:30Can you imagine if I had his number

14:32Oh my god

14:33Um

14:34I love you too

14:37Adam

14:38Adam

14:38Willbear

14:39Hi Adam

14:40Willbear

14:41Um

14:42Call KFC

14:44Far too busy

14:46For KFC

14:47Carrying them

14:48Um

14:50Jake

14:51Grillbox

14:52Thank you so much

14:54For your donation

14:55Yes

14:56Money Heist

14:56Is amazing

14:57It's so good

14:59Oh my god

15:00I love Money Heist

15:02Um

15:02And then I want to be watching

15:04S.A.A.S.

15:05Shoot

15:05Oh

15:07S.A.S.

15:07Shooters wins

15:08Remember when we're watching that

15:10I'm

15:10I want to go on that

15:12Because I reckon I beat

15:13I win because I'm a beast

15:17Beast

15:19Beatbox Tim

15:21Beat

15:21What

15:23Oh what

15:24Oh okay

15:24Okay

15:51Did you like that?

15:52That was good

15:53That won it

15:54Yeah

15:54Go me

15:56Go me

15:57Go me

15:58Love you

15:59Go me

16:00That was good

16:01Won it

16:01That was good

16:02Give me a thumbs up

16:04If you think that was good

16:05In the comments

16:05Give me a thumbs up

16:06That was well good

16:08I like it

16:08Yeah go me

16:09Not only good though

16:10Am I

16:11Should I name a beatbox

16:12And sing at the same time

16:19My name is

16:20Tyler Tim

16:23My mum puts me in the bin

16:28I am clever

16:29I'm not thick

16:32I have got a really big dog

16:35Oh yeah

16:39Thumbs up

16:40Thumbs up

16:41Thumbs up

16:41Yeah yeah yeah

16:42Thumbs up

16:44Right

16:45Let's do another call

16:46I'm a ringing

16:47I'm a ringing

16:48Wenday

16:49Because Nicholas asked me to ring Wembley

16:55Wembley

16:55Wenday Wembley

16:58Wembley

17:01Wenday answering the full-bar moon

17:04Call Pennywise

17:06You're ringing a clown

17:09My mum's in there

17:15Wendy's not answering

17:17Welcome to the open

17:22Wendy is not answering

17:28Harass Uncle Barry

17:29No way

17:31No way

17:35Call Australian hot tub place

17:38Probably in bed now

17:40That was a good caller

17:41Still not got my hot tub

17:44Still not got it

17:48I can see you keep wanting

17:49Call a hot tub place in Australia

17:51I can see it

17:52I can see it

17:53Stop saying it

17:55Just want to say

17:57Mavis

17:58Thank you for your donation

18:01D-R-Tom-X-X

18:04Dr-Tom-X-X-Gaming

18:06D-R-Tom-X-X-Gaming

18:08And

18:09Epic

18:09Call

18:10Epic

18:11Call

18:11Put a face mask on

18:14You're mad

18:15No chance

18:16Because

18:17The wind doesn't

18:18Blew this bit

18:19Off my face

18:20I'm not calling

18:23I'm not calling

18:25I'm not calling

18:27Crackhead Steve

18:29Crackhead Steve

18:32Crackhead Steve

18:33Smacking Steve

18:35Got a mate called

18:36Crackhead Colin

18:39Crackhead Colin

18:42Oh my god

18:44Crackhead Colin

18:45And

18:47And his

18:51Crackhead

18:52Crackhead Colin

18:54Has got another mate

18:56Called

18:56Mushroom Mike

18:58Magic Mushroom Mike

18:59We call him

19:06Magic Mushroom Mike

19:09Oh

19:10Crackhead Colin

19:11Smacking Steve

19:12And Uncle Barry

19:13Just

19:14That's it

19:15That's it

19:17I can't call

19:19High School

19:19I can't call

19:21High School

19:22The show

19:22No one's in

19:23Too late now

19:26Um

19:28Oh

19:28Crackhead Colin

19:30Might start using

19:32That Crackhead Colin

19:33And Magic Mushroom Mike

19:39Parted Pete

19:50Parted Pete

19:51Parted Pete

19:55Parted Pete

19:56My mate

19:56Parted Pete

20:01Parted Pete

20:02And smashed

20:03Parted Pete

20:05I could definitely

20:06Do something

20:07With that

20:07Definitely

20:08Be able to

20:09Do something

20:09With that

20:10Right

20:10Let's crack on

20:11Let's do

20:12Some cars

20:12Ringing

20:13Sean

20:14Ben has asked

20:15Me to ring

20:16Sean

20:17So

20:18Sean a sheep

20:22Sean a sheep

20:24That's her

20:25Ringing

20:26Sean

20:27This is the

20:29Vote

20:29Voicemail

20:30Service

20:30For

20:30Is

20:32Is

20:32Out

20:32Eating

20:32Grass

20:34Getting his

20:36Wally Jumper

20:36Taken off

20:38Oh my god

20:40Smackhead Steve

20:42Pothead Pete

20:43Magic Mushroom Mike

20:45Crackhead Colin

20:46That's the worst

20:48Boyband ever

20:53Oh my god

20:55That is so funny

20:57Right

20:58I can't ring

20:59Sean a sheep

21:00So I'm going to ring

21:01Natalie

21:03Oh

21:04I'm going to ring

21:05Natalie

21:06I can't ring Pennywise

21:07Hello

21:08Georgie

21:09Hello

21:10Who's that

21:11Hi is that

21:12Natalie

21:13Yeah

21:14Who's that

21:15Natalie

21:15It's me

21:16It's Tim

21:16I'm three nearly six

21:18Hi Tim

21:19Are you okay

21:20Yeah

21:20Are you okay

21:21I'm good

21:23Thank you

21:24What are you doing

21:25I've just got back

21:27Where from

21:28I've been to work

21:30Oh

21:30Yeah

21:31Are you not getting furlough

21:34I'm not what

21:35Not getting furlough payment

21:37No

21:38What do you do

21:39I'm a nurse

21:40I'm a nurse

21:41You're a nurse

21:43Yeah

21:43Oh my god

21:44Big clap for you

21:46Oh thank you

21:47You get big big clap

21:49That's amazing

21:50Oh thank you

21:52What sort of nursing do you do

21:54I work in the ICU intensive care

21:58So poorly poorly people

21:59Wow

22:00I bet you've seen some sites

22:02Haven't you

22:02Unfortunately so

22:04Oh

22:05So how are you

22:06I'm good

22:07How's Uncle Barry

22:08Uncle Barry's out with his mate

22:11Crackhead Colin

22:12Smackhead Steve

22:13Oh

22:13Smackhead Steve

22:15Has Smackhead Steve got any plants left

22:17No

22:18He

22:19Look

22:19Smackhead Steve's not got the plants

22:21Uncle Barry's got the plants

22:22Oh it's Uncle Barry that's got the plants

22:25Oh

22:25Yeah

22:26But Smackhead Steve

22:27Oh I'm so happy to speak to you

22:28I watch you all the time

22:29You know

22:30You're amazing

22:31You're a legend

22:31Oh thank you so much

22:33That's Douglas

22:35You're very welcome

22:36Oh thank you

22:37You're very welcome

22:38Yeah but

22:39How's your man

22:40She's in bed the lazy pig

22:42Oh are you not in bed yet

22:44Is it not past your bedtime yet

22:46No I go to bed when I want

22:48Because my mum doesn't

22:49Oh you're a big boy aren't you

22:51Massive mate

22:52Yeah

22:52You're the same age as my son

22:55How old is your son

22:57My son's three nearly six

22:59Like you keep saying you are

23:01Oh my god

23:02It could be my twin

23:04Because we're the same age

23:05It could be couldn't it

23:06Wow

23:07Oh my god

23:09Wow

23:09I know right

23:10Is he in my class at school

23:12Oh I don't think so

23:14Sweetie

23:15I don't think so

23:16We live down south

23:18Whereabouts

23:19Near Brighton

23:21Oh that is proper down south

23:23That's proper down south

23:24That isn't it

23:25Oh my god

23:26You're closer to France

23:27Than what you are to me

23:28I know

23:30What have you been doing today

23:32Have you been in garden

23:33No I've been busy today

23:36I've been doing loads of pictures

23:37And videos

23:39Oh

23:40We're going to have to send you

23:41Some pictures you know

23:43It would be nice to send you

23:45Some from my son

23:46Because he thinks you're lovely

23:47Yeah send them

23:48I'll send you pictures

23:51Am I live

23:52Yeah you're on YouTube

23:54Oh

23:54Am I on the supporters group

23:56Or Facebook

23:57Just YouTube at the minute

23:58Oh just YouTube

24:00Yeah

24:01Oh bless you

24:01I'm live on YouTube

24:03I'm so glad you ran

24:03You know you're a legend

24:04You are a legend

24:05You've made my day

24:06You're the legend

24:08You're the nurse

24:09Looking after people

24:10I just read people

24:11I know

24:12I've got another four shifts to go

24:15And then I've got six days off

24:17Oh wow

24:18We'll just make sure

24:19That you're staying safe though

24:21Won't you

24:22And you do

24:23Won't you

24:24Make sure you wash your hands

24:25I do wash my hands

24:26Especially when I've had a poo

24:31I don't want to

24:33Not wash my hands

24:35After a poo

24:35No you don't want to be doing that

24:37It's not very nice

24:38Is it

24:38No it's disgusting

24:39But you stay safe okay

24:42Yeah and you

24:43And you

24:44What's your little boy called

24:46Ryan

24:47Ryan

24:48Ryan yeah

24:49Will you make sure you tell Ryan

24:51I said hello okay

24:52I will do

24:53I will do Tim

24:54Thank you

24:55You've made my day

24:56You've made my working day

24:58A brilliant day now

24:59Oh that's okay

25:00Thank you

25:02Alright

25:02You've got a smile on my face Tim

25:04Oh that's amazing

25:06Will you stay safe

25:07And I'll see you soon okay

25:08Thank you Tim

25:09Take care

25:10Love you

25:11Love you

25:12Bye

25:12Love you

25:12Bye

25:13Bye

25:17Have you seen a new name

25:28Piss for Patrick

25:37That's so funny

25:39Ryan just want to say

25:40A massive thank you

25:41To Dr. Tom

25:43XX Gaming again

25:44And Jake Goldbox

25:46Thank you

25:47Sniffhead Stacey

25:58Sniffhead Stacey

25:59Everyone knows her

26:01And I just want to say

26:03A massive thank you

26:04To Queen

26:05To Queen

26:06To Queen

26:06Lynette

26:06Sifka

26:07Call a taxi

26:08Call a taxi company

26:09And see if we're driving in

26:10Mike

26:11Mike

26:21Hunt

26:23Say that fast

26:25Oh my god

26:27That's funny

26:28That's really funny

26:30Oh my god

26:31That's proper made me laugh

26:34Ring Lego

26:35Oh my god

26:37Cancel the phones

26:38Because they've got hands like that

26:44Oh that's funny

26:45Right let's crack on and get some calls

26:49Oh

26:50Moona

26:51Tried to ring Moona last night

26:53Moona

26:53Tried to ring you last night

26:55Um

26:56Read an answer

26:57So I'm going to try to ring you again

26:59Filthy Freddy

27:04Oh god

27:06Filthy Freddy

27:07Wait

27:09Where's

27:09Where's driving

27:11Moona

27:14I'm not ringing

27:16Charlie

27:21Coco Charlie

27:24He's real

27:27I'm not saying that

27:34Say it again

27:36Welcome to the Oco

27:37Moona's not answering again

27:39Go on Moona

27:43I'm not ringing Charlie

27:44Don't be daft

27:45Ring Apple in California

27:47Carol Baskin

27:48Carol Baskin

27:50Killed her husband

27:52Wacked him

27:53Oh that's funny

27:55I'm not ringing

27:56KFC

27:57They're too busy

27:58They just put the phone down

28:02Loopy Luna

28:04Right

28:05Let's try and ring

28:06Hannah

28:08Lucas has asked me to ring Hannah

28:10So I'm going to try and ring Hannah

28:19Binbox Ben

28:25Something in the names

28:26Are funny

28:28Welcome to the Oco

28:30No I'm answering

28:31What's my TikTok

28:31My name is Tiny Tim Adventures

28:34Tiny Tim Adventures

28:36That's my TikTok

28:37I just want to say

28:41Crooked Colin

28:45Hello Tim

28:46I'm Crooked Colin

28:47How are you doing today

28:48Can you call

28:50The range

28:51They're open till 8

28:52Call the range

28:54I'm not ringing

28:55Any companies

28:57I'm just ringing people

28:58Who want me to ring them

28:59Thanks for the idea

29:01Crooked Colin

29:05Oh that's so funny

29:07Right

29:08Let's ring

29:10Callum

29:11Ring him Callum

29:17I'm not ringing a pitch

29:20Hello

29:21Hello

29:22Who's this

29:23Hello is that Colin

29:26Oh is this Tiny Tim

29:28Yeah it's me

29:29It's Tim

29:30Are you ok Colin

29:31I'm alright Tim

29:33How are you

29:33Yeah what are you doing

29:36Not much

29:37Just on Xbox

29:37Oh are you playing Fortnite

29:40I was watching your videos

29:42Like half an hour ago

29:44Oh well

29:45You're live

29:46On YouTube

29:47Right now

29:49Hello

29:50Yeah so say hi everybody

29:51Hi everybody

29:54We've just been talking about

29:56My Uncle Barry's friends

29:58Like Smackhead Steve

29:59And we've got

30:01We've got a few names

30:02Like

30:03Coquette Charlie

30:04And we've got

30:09Pothead Pete

30:12Have you got your plan?

30:14Yeah

30:14Uncle Barry's left him

30:16In the attic

30:17But Smackhead Steve

30:18Keeps coming round

30:19To get him

30:19And then

30:20And then when

30:21Pothead Pete

30:22Comes round

30:23Then

30:23He'll probably

30:25Want to take him

30:25With him

30:28So what have you

30:29Been doing today?

30:31Not much

30:32Just been watching

30:33Your videos

30:33Something I've

30:34Sit there

30:34And just been

30:35Watching films

30:36Oh thank you

30:37Thanks for watching

30:38My videos

30:39What's your favourite?

30:41The one when you

30:43Called the taxi driver

30:44Oh and

30:45He was asking

30:46If my mum had

30:47Summer teeth

30:51Cheeky little

30:52So and so

30:54That's because

30:55She has got

30:56Summer teeth

30:59So what

31:00What are you

31:00Doing tomorrow?

31:04Not much

31:05I think

31:05I'll be watching

31:05Your videos

31:06Again

31:06Have you got

31:08FIFA?

31:08Are you playing

31:09FIFA?

31:11FIFA?

31:12Yeah

31:13What

31:14What

31:15Reagan is your

31:16Team?

31:18My rating

31:19Is 86

31:1986

31:20My team

31:22Is 191

31:24I know

31:25That's amazing

31:26Isn't it?

31:27Yeah

31:27I'm so good

31:29At FIFA

31:31So I'm

31:32Proper good

31:33At Fortnite

31:33As well

31:34I'm a master builder

31:36Are you?

31:37Yeah

31:37I tried to build

31:38A wall over

31:39My mum's bed

31:39But it turns out

31:40I didn't need it

31:41She doesn't get up

31:42Anyway

31:44She's proper

31:46Proper

31:46Laser

31:48I've just seen

31:49A new name

31:50Called

31:50Method

31:51Matt

31:53Method

31:54Matt

31:54That's funny

31:55Right

31:55Just thought I'd ring

31:56Just to see how you are

31:58Alright

31:59Well you stay safe

32:00And I'll speak to you soon

32:01Okay Callum

32:02Yeah

32:03See you Tim

32:04I'll see you in a bit

32:05Love you

32:06See ya

32:06Love you

32:07Love you

32:07Bye

32:08Love you

32:08Bye

32:09Bye

32:11Method

32:12Matt

32:16Oh my god

32:18Method Matt

32:19Oh that's funny

32:20LPS

32:21Animal

32:22Something

32:23Missed it

32:24That is well funny

32:26Call

32:27Laser Radio

32:28I don't know who

32:29Laser Radio is

32:30I rang

32:31Laser Radio

32:32Not laser

32:34I rang

32:34Laser Radio

32:35And they were

32:36Going to get me

32:39A deal

32:40Because I'm such

32:41A good beatboxer

32:42And singer

32:43But

32:44I think

32:46I think

32:48Lewis Capaldi

32:50Is a bit threatened

32:50By my presence

32:51So

32:53Whatever

32:53It's not my fault

32:55Is it

32:56Right

32:56I'm going to ring

32:57Someone else

32:58These names

32:58Are well funny

33:00Well funny

33:02Victoria

33:04Jack

33:05Jack has asked me

33:06To ring Victoria

33:07So I'm going to ring her

33:10I imagine it was David

33:11David ringing Victoria

33:13Could it be the Beckons

33:14No it's not

33:16Because it's Jack

33:21Hello

33:22Hello

33:23Is that Victoria

33:26Hiya Tim

33:27Hi

33:28Are you okay

33:29Yeah

33:30How did you know

33:31It was me

33:35You're the only one I know

33:36His balls haven't dropped

33:41Do you want me to send a picture

33:42They have dropped

33:45No you're alright

33:48I don't always sound like this

33:53You've got your tight knickers on

33:54Yeah I've got my tight knickers on

33:56Let me loosen them

33:58That's better

33:59Right

34:00Now

34:08So

34:08Jack has told me to ring you

34:10Who's Jack

34:13Who's what

34:14Who's Jack

34:16You've rung me before

34:19You're not Jack

34:21I'm not Jack

34:22Jack's my boy

34:24Oh right

34:25Starving's my other boy

34:27Oh starving

34:35Yeah that's a running joke in my heart

34:38Oh my god

34:39Starving

34:45Don't be starving

34:47Not like my mum

34:51She's always been the fat pig

34:56What have you been doing today

35:02So I've been doing housework

35:07Right

35:07Boring

35:08Yeah boring

35:09I have to do that all the time

35:10Because my mum don't get up

35:12No

35:13I think you need to ring child line or something

35:16I'm definitely not ringing child line

35:18Because they'll put the phone down on me straight away

35:21What if they know it's you

35:22Yeah because they'll know it's me

35:25And when I say Smuckhead Steve

35:28Keeps bringing plants home

35:30And then I introduce Smuckhead Steve to my friends

35:33Like Method Matt

35:42And

35:46Method Matt

35:47Method Matt

35:52And Potted Pete

35:58Method Matt is your new one

36:00Yeah Method Matt is your new one

36:02People are giving me new names on YouTube

36:04Oh no that's cool

36:06And then you've got

36:08Who else have you got

36:09You've got

36:11Cool Cat Colin

36:15Everyone knows a Cool Cat Colin

36:20Oh dear

36:22And then you've got like

36:25Pin

36:27Is he asking you

36:28Tiny Pin

36:29Is he asking who's Tim

36:31Yeah

36:33Unbelievable

36:33I know

36:35What's his name

36:37Jack

36:38Oh is that Jack

36:40Yeah

36:41Oh my god

36:42Yeah

36:43So he's not starving

36:45No he's not starving

36:47Starving's upstairs

36:48Starving's upstairs

36:50Oh my god that's so funny

36:52Give Gaff

36:54Give Gaff

37:01So we've got

37:03So we've got

37:03Smuckhead Steve

37:04We've got

37:05Cokehead Colin

37:06We've got

37:07Method Matt

37:08And now we've got

37:09Giff Gaff Graham

37:12Did he just say

37:13Smack my beans

37:14No he didn't

37:16I always say

37:16Smack my beans

37:17No

37:18Smack my beans

37:20Are you asking

37:22Are you asking your

37:22Mum if you can

37:23Smack her

37:23Beans

37:25No not me

37:27Thank god

37:28That's disgusting

37:33Oh my god

37:39So we'd and Willie

37:41We'd and Willie

37:43We'd and Willie

37:43We'd and Pete

37:44They're twins

37:49Oh my god

37:50Oh dear

37:51So what you've been

37:52Doing

37:52Nothing

37:53I've been busy

37:53Today

37:54But I've not been

37:55Out

37:55Yeah I've been

37:56Sending out

37:57Pictures and cards

37:58And doing personal

37:59Videos and stuff

38:00Like that

38:01So proper

38:02Proper busy

38:03You've been quite

38:03Famous now

38:04Ain't you

38:05Trying

38:07Trying

38:08Well I think

38:09You're doing well

38:10Well I just

38:11I just want to

38:11Make people laugh

38:12Especially during

38:13The lockdown

38:15I think you're

38:16Doing a great job

38:17I just want to

38:18Make people

38:19Happy

38:20Well I think

38:21You do make

38:22People happy

38:22You make me happy

38:24Well that

38:25That's job done

38:26Then isn't it

38:27Yeah

38:27Job done

38:28As long as

38:28Starving's mum's

38:29Happy

38:30That's it

38:33Yeah that's

38:35Pretty much it

38:35Cokehead Kate

38:36Cokehead Kate

38:38Cokehead Kate

38:39Cokehead Kate

38:39Yeah

38:42Cokehead Colin

38:43Cokehead Colin

38:45Oh Cokehead Colin

38:48Smackhead Steve

38:49Cokehead Pete

38:52Oh

38:52Pretty good

38:53Put the phone down

38:56It's the worst

38:57It's the worst

38:58Boyband ever

38:59Isn't it

39:01What does it say

39:02Pandemic

39:03Worst in a pandemic

39:04Oh

39:05Worst in a pandemic

39:05Yeah it is

39:06Yeah

39:07I haven't got a chance

39:08To do another

39:08Drug

39:09In front of you

39:10Well

39:11I'm coming up

39:12With the names

39:14Because you've got

39:16Cokehead Colin

39:17Pothead Pete

39:18Then you've got

39:19Smackhead Steve

39:20Who else have you got

39:21You've got

39:23Methhead Matt

39:24Methhead Matt

39:27You've got Methhead Matt

39:28It's the worst

39:30Boyband ever

39:31Isn't it

39:35We could call him

39:36The Spice Boys

39:44Spice Boys

39:45Oh I've got a new name

39:47I've got a new name

39:48What?

39:50Gernan Graham

39:53Gernan Graham

39:54Yeah

39:55Because

39:56Because your dog

39:57Like that

39:59Gernan

40:02Proper Gernan

40:05Right

40:05I'm going to have to go

40:07Because I need

40:08I need to think up

40:09Some more names

40:10Yeah you do

40:11I need

40:13Johnny Drake

40:14Starving Garvin

40:19That's tight

40:20That you named him

40:21Starving

40:22Oh no

40:24Bless him

40:24I thought he said

40:25When he said

40:26Five seeds

40:26I was like

40:27Five beans

40:28What?

40:29Do you know

40:29What the mad thing is

40:30Tim?

40:31What?

40:32You call him

40:32Starving

40:33And he's always

40:35Always going

40:35Mum

40:36I'm hungry

40:39It's because

40:40You knew

40:41Before you had him

40:42He was going to

40:42Be a fuckhead

40:47That's it

40:48I don't know

40:49He wants that

40:50But he's not

40:51I don't know

40:52Where he puts it

40:54Starving is so funny

40:56Right

40:57I'm going to go

40:57I've got

40:58I've got

40:59Ring loads of other people

41:00Alright

41:01But stay safe

41:04And I'll see you soon

41:05Thank you

41:06Love you

41:07Love you

41:08Love you

41:09Bye

41:10Bye

41:11Gift gaff

41:12Gift gaff

41:13Gift gaff

41:15Who else have we got?

41:19Right

41:19Just want to say

41:20Mathis

41:22Mathis

41:23Thank you to

41:24Oh

41:24Queen Lynette again

41:25Queen Lynette 50

41:26Play Cod on mobile

41:28Team up with you

41:30Can't

41:31Can't

41:32Can't play it

41:33I'm not good anyway

41:35Level 53

41:36That's how good I am

41:38Shane

41:39Thank you so much

41:41For your donation

41:43Pete

41:44Pete's donated twice

41:46Potted Pete

41:49And

41:50Queen Lynette 50

41:51Said

41:52Rufy Ralph

41:53Always

41:54Has a way with the ladies

41:55Rufy Ralph

41:56Ooh

41:57That's

41:59That's

41:59That's not good

42:00Rufy Ralph

42:02Naughty

42:03Not nice

42:06Right

42:07Who else have we got now?

42:08Let's ring

42:09Melissa

42:10Ruby

42:11Has asked me

42:12To ring

42:13Melissa

42:14Gooey Gary

42:16Oh

42:17That sounds awful

42:19Gooey Gary

42:22Right

42:23So

42:23Melissa

42:24I'm ringing you

42:27Because

42:27Ruby's asked me

42:28To ring you

42:29Hickey Hilda

42:31Rufy Ralph

42:32Naked

42:33Naked

42:34Naked

42:36Naked

42:37Naked

42:38Naked

42:39Naked

42:40Naked

42:41Naked

42:43Naked

43:06I'm three nearly six. It's Tim. Do you know who I am? No. You don't know who I am? No.

43:19Right, you better tell me Ruby I'm not a mate anymore. I don't know who I am. I'm on Facebook

43:24and YouTube and everything. Oh yeah? Yeah, I've got half a million TikTok followers.

43:32Go and watch me and I'll ring you back. Flippin' heck. Why? What? You just put the phone down on

43:41me, cheeky old...

43:45Too bad. The light's falling over. Fix it. There you go. Dizzy Dave. Nudy mum. Nudy mum.

44:02Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Pete. Sniff glue Simon. Glue sniffer Simon we could have.

44:15Forky brothers. Forky bros. Tim, you're my favourite. Thanks for great vids. You're welcome,

44:22Forky bros. You're welcome. I'm going to crack on me some... I'm going live, mate. I'm going live on Facebook

44:32in about 15 minutes. So make sure... This is the last one, Ness. I'm going to ring one more person

44:40and then come on Facebook, Tiny Tins Adventures. If you don't like the page, go and do it. I'm going

44:47live on there

44:48and we're going to use some of these names that you've been giving me. Butt Face Bob.

44:55Butt Face Bob. Oh, mate. That's funny. Hickey Hilda. Can't have that. Smackhead Simon.

45:02What have you got? Smackhead Steve. Already got him. But we're going to be going live on Facebook

45:09in about 15 minutes. Going to do this one last course. So if you don't follow Tiny Tins Adventures on

45:15Facebook,

45:16go and do it. Go and do it. We're nearly at 2 million. I'm 150... No. Yeah. I'm nearly

45:24on 2 million on YouTube. No, I'm... Let me start again. Shut up. Oh, stop. Hi, guys.

45:34I got a little bit of Smackhead Steve in me then. Not like that. Right. Go on Facebook.

45:42I'm over 2 million. Nearly 2 and a half million. So go in there. Go and like the page. If

45:48you've

45:48not subscribed to my YouTube, do it. Do it. I'm 150,000 away from 1 million. I'm desperate

45:57to get the gold plaque. I really want it. So please go and get... Go and subscribe. Turn

46:04on your notifications. And yeah, make sure you come and watch me on Facebook after this.

46:11Right. This is the last one. This is Matta. Elizabeth asked me to ring Matta. This is the

46:19Vodafone voicemail service. So Matta's not in. Matta's not in. Um, Greenleaf dealer granddad.

46:30David Cameron. Not ringing him. Don't go. Going on Facebook. I'm going on Facebook.

46:40Billy. Big Billy. Hello. Hi, Nate. Um, I'm... I'm going live on Facebook. This is the last

46:47call. Then I'm going on Facebook. So we'll do more calls on him. Come up with more... more

46:53good names. Right. Panface Pat. This is Erin. Leslie has asked me to ring Erin. So we're

47:01doing that now. Pull dancing, Pete. I love you too. Right. I'm ringing. Elizabeth. Um, Erin.

47:19Hello. Hello. Hello. Is that Erin? It is. Erin, it's Tim. I'm 3-0-6. Hiya, Tim. Leslie has

47:28asked me to ring you. Are you okay? We are, thank you. I've got Ewan here. He's my 8-year

47:33-old.

47:34Ewan? Yes. Hi, Ewan. You okay? Yes. What are you doing? I'm gonna play Minecraft Dungeons. Are

47:44you? Oh my God. I can't play Minecraft. I'm rubbish at it. Will you teach me how to

47:51play it? Yeah. Yeah. Are you on Xbox? Yeah. Right. Add me on Xbox. Okay. Tiny Tim. Tiny Tim

48:14teach me how to play it because I don't know how to. So have you been doing schoolwork

48:20at home? Not much. Not much. You've got to do it. You've got to study hard because if you

48:27don't, you'll grow up to be just like Smacking Steve. What? You don't want to end up like

48:41Smacking Steve. Even worse, Uncle Barry. So you don't want to make sure you do your maths.

48:49maths. Yeah. I'm good at maths. Do you want me to tell you some maths? Yeah. Do you want

48:57me to tell you some maths? Yeah. Yeah. 2 plus 2 is 4. Minus 1, that's 3. Quick maths. Did

49:04you get that? That's good maths that isn't it? Yeah. So 2 plus 2 is 4. Minus 1, that's

49:113. Quick maths. Genius. So what have you been doing today? I went on Daddy's motorbike.

49:23You went on a motorbike? Yeah. Did you go dead fast? Yeah. How fast did you go? 18 miles

49:33per hour. 18 miles per hour? 80. 80? You're only allowed to go, 70, you maniac.

49:4880 miles an hour? Oh my God. That's like, that's like going, meow, dead fast, innit? Yeah.

49:59Wow. I can nearly go 80 miles an hour on my bike. I said, I can nearly go 80 miles

50:11an

50:11hour on my bike. And I've never, yeah, I've never, ever, ever fell off my bike. Never.

50:22You know why? Still got my stabilizers on. That's good. I know. Just never fall over,

50:31do I? No. Right. Well, listen, I've got to go because I'm going on Facebook in a minute.

50:40Thanks for calling. That's okay. Make sure you're good and stay safe during the lockdown,

50:45okay? Yeah. I'll see you in a bit. I love you. I love you. I love you. I can.

50:53Love you. That's okay. Love you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

50:59You went 80 miles an hour? 80. Absolute maniac. Stupid smacker, Steve. Toe sniffer, tuna? Toe sniffer? What? Toe sniffer?

51:15That's disgusting

51:16Right

51:16Lisa I'm going on Facebook

51:19In about 10 minutes

51:21So make sure you go in there

51:23Tiny Tim's Adventures

51:24Get on Facebook

51:25We're going to do some more live calls

51:27But I'll be back on next Monday

51:30So until Monday

51:33There's your homework

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