00:00Hey, can we go see the Berlin one? I heard it's famous.
00:03Sure, it's just around the corner. We can take the bikes.
00:08Bikes? What bikes?
00:09I have two bicycles, you can use one.
00:12I am not using it.
00:14Why not?
00:15Bicycles are only for children.
00:17Children?
00:17Okay, it's too much then.
00:19You take the bike, I will take the train.
00:23Bicycles are for children?
00:26Look, they're sending momos over there.
00:28Momos?
00:30Momos!
00:31What's that?
00:32I love momos. Let's get have some.
00:35Wait!
00:36Why is there an Indian club?
00:39Probably the artist was Indian.
00:41Oh, so cool! Berlin one was painted by an Indian.
00:47I guess?
00:48Can you take a picture of me, please?
00:51Sure.
00:53Wow, those momos look great.
00:55I can't believe they cost 10 euros.
00:58Do you know how much they cost back in India?
01:018 euros?
01:0350 cents.
01:0450 cents?
01:05Yeah!
01:06How is that even possible?
01:08It better be the best momo I've ever tasted.
01:12Oh yeah, nice.
01:14What the fuck is this?
01:15It's good, right?
01:17Why is there potato inside the momos?
01:20Yeah, I like it. The potato is great.
01:21No, don't eat it.
01:23No, don't eat it.
01:23Don't eat it.
01:24Why not?
01:24It's disgusting. Don't eat this.
01:26Disgusting. No, it's great.
01:27No, no, no. Don't eat this. It's disgusting.
01:29These people need to pay for this.
01:31I'm gonna call the embassy.
01:33The embassy?
01:38Oh my god, is there no jet spray?
01:42Oh my god.
01:43All it, all it paper?
01:45What the fuck is wrong with this country?
01:48Oh my god, I thought Germany is a civilized country.
01:52I'm getting kinda hungry.
01:54You wanna grab some food?
01:55Yes, I'm starving.
01:57I'm in the mood for pizza.
01:59Or pasta maybe.
02:01No.
02:02I want real food.
02:04Real food?
02:05Pizza is not real food for you?
02:07No, it's just an evening snack.
02:09An evening snack?
02:11What is real food then?
02:13Roti, sabsi, taal, chawul,
02:16thoda sa raita, thoda sa achar, thoda sa chakni.
02:20What are these? Insects?
02:22No!
02:23You know today is Sunday.
02:25You know what it means?
02:26What?
02:27We can go to Berlin's most holy temple.
02:31Not Berghain, of course.
02:33Something even better.
02:35Really?
02:36You wanna go?
02:37Yeah, sure, why not?
02:38Nice, I'm gonna put on my korta you brought me.
02:41Okay, then I'm also putting on something traditional.
02:43Awesome!
02:44Let's go!
02:45Okay, ready to order?
02:46Ah, yeah, I'll take a coke and a chicken tikka masala, please.
02:51Just water for me.
02:53Sparkling or still?
02:54Still.
02:55Big bottle or small?
02:57Big.
02:58And one chola batura, please.
02:59Very spicy.
03:01Okay.
03:02Alright, ready to go.
03:05Oh wow, your korta looks better than mine.
03:08I want that one.
03:10This is a lady's korta.
03:12So?
03:15Alright.
03:16You bring me one next time, yeah?
03:17Let's go.
03:18Now this is what we call real food.
03:20Yeah, this looks great.
03:23Bon Appetit.
03:28This is not spicy at all.
03:30Maybe he brought me German level spicy.
03:32Let me try.
03:37Oh my god.
03:40How can you eat that?
03:42Can I have a green chili, please?
03:46I thought you were going to a holy place.
03:48Where did you bring me?
03:50Yeah, that's where we are.
03:51Clubs in Berlin are holy.
03:54That's not what I signed up for.
03:57You know, I don't think the owner is Indian.
04:01He looks Indian to me.
04:02No, I think he's from Pakistan.
04:05Pakistan?
04:06That's in India, right?
04:08No.
04:09Excuse me.
04:11Where are you from?
04:12From India?
04:13From where in India?
04:15Punjab?
04:16Eastern Punjab?
04:17Or Western Punjab?
04:19I have some other customers to serve.
04:23I'll come back.
04:24I knew it.
04:25He's from Pakistan.
04:27You like the music?
04:28Yeah, the music is nice, but I'm just waiting for the lyrics.
04:31What lyrics?
04:34So you're telling me the song doesn't have lyrics?
04:37No, who needs lyrics?
04:40Oh my god.
04:42This can't be true.
04:43No, no, no, no.
04:45I will show you guys how to have a party.
04:52I think there's a mistake.
04:53It says water is 6 Euro.
04:56Yes, a bottle of water is 6 Euro.
04:58Are you serious?
04:59Yes.
05:01This is unacceptable.
05:02I'm taking this bill to the Indian Embassy.
05:04Why?
05:06Thanks, thanks.
05:07Bye-bye.
05:08Bye.
05:14Goodbye.
05:16Bye-bye.
05:17Bye.
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