00:00Where in God's name is he? His train arrived like 10 minutes ago. Wait, where's
00:09this Balkan music coming from? There you are! I was already looking for you!
00:14Hoppa! Just got me some beer! Your train arrived 10 minutes ago and you
00:19already finished your first bottle? Hey, just a small one! I was thirsty!
00:24Whatever! Let's get you to my plate! Let's go!
00:30Dude! What are you doing? Smoking! What does it look like? You can't smoke in the subway! Why not? It's
00:37illegal!
00:38Dude! Don't do it! Don't be a pussy!
00:42Alright, I gotta go to work, yeah? I'll be back at 5? At 5? You work only 8 hours? Of
00:51course! What else?
00:52In Balkan, standard walking day is 12 hours! 12 hours! You're shitting me, right?
00:59And I thought Germans were hard-working!
01:05Dude! Don't throw that away!
01:08What? Why?
01:09There's a deposit on it! If you bring it back to the supermarket, you get like 25 cents for
01:14it! No way! You're shitting me!
01:15No, it's a thing! People even make some extra cash collecting it, yeah!
01:20Is your government stupid? Why stupid?
01:23Why stupid?
01:23They're trying to ruin the economy, huh?
01:25What? What do you mean?
01:27If you would make this in Balkan, nobody would work anymore!
01:30Really?
01:36Hey, I'm back!
01:41What's that smell?
01:43What the hell are you doing, man?
01:46Huh? Just making some rakia? What does it look like?
01:48Rakia?
01:49Yeah, alcohol here is too expensive, bro!
01:52Jesus! That doesn't look safe at all! You're gonna blow up the whole building, man!
01:57No worries! It only happened twice! Now I know how to do it right!
02:08Bro, you're really taking this bottle collecting seriously, huh?
02:12This is worth more than a daily salary back home!
02:15What? Really?
02:17Yeah, man! I think I'll just stay in Germany!
02:19In a few months I can buy me a new villa near the Black Sea!
02:22No way!
02:23Can you also get me one?
02:26Dude! What's it with you smoking inside all the time, man?
02:30Where else will you smoke? Outside?
02:32There, yeah!
02:35So many rules!
02:42Oh, nice! Water!
02:43Can I get a sip?
02:45Sure, Bratley!
02:49What the fuck is this?
02:51Rakia! What did you think?
02:53Rakia!
02:54Why is it in a water bottle?
02:57My parents told me this way!
03:00Jesus!
03:02You wanna go for a kebab?
03:03Sure, Bratley! Whatever you want!
03:05Nice!
03:07Bro, you could really help me with this, you know?
03:11Bratley, you told me I can only smoke outside!
03:13I must take advantage!
03:15Seriously?
03:17I'm gonna bring you to the best kebab in the city!
03:19You'll see!
03:20Good! As long as it's not gyros!
03:23Let's take the car!
03:25Damn! I forgot the password for my car showing up!
03:29Maybe we have to eat somewhere close by!
03:30Don't worry!
03:31I know the password!
03:33What?
03:38Bro!
03:39Can you give me a hand?
03:40I can get us up here alone!
03:42Bratley, walking kills!
03:44I don't want to die young!
03:45I told you!
03:46A lot of smoke inside, man!
03:51Bratley!
03:51Come in!
03:52What are you waiting for?
03:53You want me to go in prisoner or what?
03:56Quick!
03:56Come inside!
03:57Come inside!
03:58Shit, they're coming!
03:59Let's go, let's go, let's go!
04:01Ooh, my new hiking shorts arrived!
04:04Let's pick them up!
04:05Hiking shorts?
04:06What is it?
04:07I think I'll take a chicken kebab.
04:09What do you want?
04:10I don't feel like eating much.
04:12I'll take a small one.
04:13Small?
04:14There's no small.
04:15Kebab is kebab.
04:16No small size?
04:17How so?
04:18No.
04:19There's never a small size.
04:21And I thought Germany is a civilized country.
04:27Damn!
04:28I think this thing is broken.
04:30The code doesn't seem to work.
04:31Ah, no worries.
04:33You don't need a code when you're from Balkans.
04:35Why not?
04:35We call this thing also Advent Kalender.
04:38Advent?
04:39Let me handle it.
04:40What?
04:44Yo, Brat.
04:45He forgot the french fries.
04:47French fries?
04:48Why would there be french fries and a kebab?
04:51Everything has french fries.
04:53At McDonald's maybe.
04:56Something is wrong with this country.
04:57My common day, boy.
04:59Here's your package.
05:00You want something else?
05:01Oh, f**k.
05:03We gotta go, man.
05:04Ah, don't worry.
05:05Police always takes one hour to go.
05:07Not in Germany.
05:08They will be here in five minutes, man.
05:09Let's go.
05:14And?
05:14How do you like your kebab?
05:16Not bad.
05:17Could have more meat inside though.
05:19Yeah, he's the best kebab around.
05:22You know, the dünnamen is also from the Balkans.
05:25Oh, really?
05:26Yeah.
05:27Which country?
05:29Albanians?
05:30You dare me bring to an Albanian place?
05:33What's wrong with that?
05:34I thought they're your neighbors.
05:35I will make Jonah out of this Albanian.
05:39Alright, guys.
05:40I hope you enjoyed this one.
05:41If you want to see more of this Balkan guy over there,
05:44check out this video right here.
05:45And now, let's drink some Rocky.
05:47Have a great day.
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