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📝 Synopsis:
Okay so Altarboy is not what I expected — and honestly? That's what made it good.
Theo gets kicked out for being gay. His family dumps him at a Catholic church for "correction." The priest? Young, hot, and a complete jerk who makes Theo his altar boy. It's supposed to be a game of temptation. But when the game turns real, neither of them can walk away.
Declan Clifford and Cayman Cardiff have insane chemistry in this. The slow burn is real. The tension is earned. And the forbidden love aspect? It hits exactly where it should.
🎵 Style: Romance, Drama, LGBTQ+, Forbidden Love
✨ Featuring: Declan Clifford, Cayman Cardiff
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📝 Synopsis:
Okay so Altarboy is not what I expected — and honestly? That's what made it good.
Theo gets kicked out for being gay. His family dumps him at a Catholic church for "correction." The priest? Young, hot, and a complete jerk who makes Theo his altar boy. It's supposed to be a game of temptation. But when the game turns real, neither of them can walk away.
Declan Clifford and Cayman Cardiff have insane chemistry in this. The slow burn is real. The tension is earned. And the forbidden love aspect? It hits exactly where it should.
🎵 Style: Romance, Drama, LGBTQ+, Forbidden Love
✨ Featuring: Declan Clifford, Cayman Cardiff
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00:00:09Get out.
00:00:11What?
00:00:12Get out!
00:00:14Dad, we're like five miles from home.
00:00:18It's raining.
00:00:19The church is your home now.
00:00:21So you get rid of your affliction.
00:00:26You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:00:31Dad, what about school?
00:00:33The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:00:36And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:00:40Now out.
00:00:41The new priest is expecting you.
00:00:53I told my dad I was gay, and in less than 24 hours, he dumped me at this church for
00:00:58what?
00:00:59Conversion camp?
00:01:03Fuck this.
00:01:05I'm 18.
00:01:05I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:01:17You lost or stupid.
00:01:19I'm trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:01:24This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:01:27You're kind of welcome here.
00:01:29It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:01:32Nah, you can't leave that easy.
00:01:35We've got a reputation on hold.
00:01:37Switchblade.
00:01:41Please, please.
00:01:43I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, Omo.
00:01:45Stop, please.
00:01:52Step away from him!
00:01:55Did my priest just save me?
00:01:58Father Alexander!
00:01:59We weren't!
00:02:01You have ten seconds to leave.
00:02:02Ten.
00:02:04Nine.
00:02:06Eight.
00:02:17You're Theomart, yes?
00:02:20Yes.
00:02:22And you're the new head priest at Sacred Heart, which means you're my responsibility.
00:02:26Let's go.
00:02:28No.
00:02:30I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:02:33We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:02:36So either you come with me now willingly, or I make you.
00:02:39Your choice.
00:02:53What?
00:02:55What?
00:02:55Uh...
00:02:56Priests are like...
00:02:58Normally old and...
00:03:00Gray.
00:03:01And?
00:03:02They don't...
00:03:03Usually look like you.
00:03:05I...
00:03:09I...
00:03:11I don't know.
00:03:12I don't know.
00:03:15Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:03:17Say it.
00:03:19Well, like...
00:03:20Like...
00:03:21You're young.
00:03:21You're like...
00:03:22You know, you're 21 or 22, and that's...
00:03:24Like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:03:27You're hot.
00:03:28I mean, like...
00:03:29Someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:03:31They're like a model or an actor.
00:03:36Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:03:40Control yourself, Theo.
00:03:42You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:03:45God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:03:47What'd you just say?
00:03:50Uh...
00:03:52I said you're the...
00:03:53Wettest man I've ever seen.
00:03:56Right.
00:03:58Well, then dry me off.
00:04:03You want me to dry you off?
00:04:06Don't make me repeat myself.
00:04:23Stop.
00:04:25Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:04:28Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:04:32I'll take it from here.
00:04:34He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:04:37Got it.
00:04:41Look.
00:04:42I don't want you here.
00:04:44Well, that's good.
00:04:46Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:04:49But...
00:04:50Your father sits on the parish council.
00:04:53And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:04:55So what's your big plan?
00:04:57You're going to make me pray the gay away?
00:04:59Do you think that'll work?
00:05:00You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:05:03I am not doing this, all right?
00:05:05This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:05:09You don't know me.
00:05:11All right?
00:05:11And you don't know how I run this church.
00:05:13Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:05:14I just want out of all of this.
00:05:16Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:05:18And your father has made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:05:21And what is that, father?
00:05:24My father, my personal altar boy.
00:05:33Aren't altar boys children?
00:05:35Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:05:42Even though you don't act like one.
00:05:44Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:05:48Got it.
00:05:49You know what?
00:05:50Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:05:52I'm not like that.
00:05:54Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:05:58My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:06:04Okay?
00:06:09And this, this is the house of God.
00:06:12My house.
00:06:14And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:06:17Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
00:06:22Okay?
00:06:22There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
00:06:25While I've been saving you.
00:06:33He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade-A asshole.
00:06:39So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:06:54I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, Father.
00:07:02How may I help you with this, sister?
00:07:04I need you to help me act on them.
00:07:12Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:07:16I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:07:20I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels them.
00:07:26Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:07:31Damn.
00:07:32I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:07:35There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:07:50Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:07:54Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:07:59Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:08:02All those women, they don't want your help.
00:08:06They just want your dick.
00:08:08You will respect the church while you are here.
00:08:11I'm just being honest.
00:08:12Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:08:14You're right.
00:08:15Your turn.
00:08:16For what?
00:08:17To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:08:20Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:08:23I am so sorry to do this to all of you, but it appears our confessional hours have shifted to
00:08:29Sunday.
00:08:30So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:08:39May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:08:46Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:08:50It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:08:54I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:08:57You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
00:09:01Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:09:03Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:09:06No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:09:08If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
00:09:11Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality.
00:09:14All right? I'm not that kind of priest.
00:09:22What kind of priest are you?
00:09:27One who wants to understand.
00:09:30Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:09:37You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:09:40I mean, is it not?
00:09:42No, I'm...
00:09:43I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
00:09:50How?
00:09:50It's like...
00:09:52It's the attraction to other men like when I first saw you.
00:10:00Go on.
00:10:05You can't be serious.
00:10:07I...
00:10:09I am.
00:10:11I want to understand.
00:10:13Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:10:19Unless...
00:10:19He might be gay?
00:10:21Theo, I...
00:10:23I...
00:10:23I get that it's...
00:10:25It's hard to talk about.
00:10:27But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from your own...
00:10:31That's why you want to help.
00:10:32Of course.
00:10:34I mean, why else would I want to know?
00:10:36So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:10:39Fine.
00:10:40If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak,
00:10:43then that's what I'll show him.
00:10:47When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:10:52If he smells good...
00:10:55I would feel to have his arms...
00:10:58wrapped around me.
00:11:03That's just the initial attraction.
00:11:06The next layer is more intense.
00:11:10It's more...
00:11:12Feral.
00:11:20Go on.
00:11:27I think about ripping off your priest collar.
00:11:32About you kissing me.
00:11:35Touching me.
00:11:38Your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
00:11:43I think about you taking me into the chapel.
00:11:47Bending me over the altar.
00:11:49And telling me to worship you.
00:11:54Do you want me to worship you?
00:12:01Father Alexander?
00:12:05You still there?
00:12:10Looks like I won this little game.
00:12:13Wait, wait!
00:12:14Get your hands off me!
00:12:15Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:12:17I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:12:20I'm making a mockery of you!
00:12:24Fine.
00:12:25Mock me all you want.
00:12:27But the more you disrespect the house of God,
00:12:29the more I'll add to your punishment.
00:12:31Punishment?
00:12:32Mm-hmm.
00:12:32Seven Hail Marys.
00:12:34Put out all the candles,
00:12:36and polish all the brass.
00:12:38There is like a hundred candlesticks in here.
00:12:40That'll take me hours!
00:12:42Exactly.
00:12:43Now you better get started.
00:12:45When you're finished,
00:12:46your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:12:48Don't miss anything.
00:12:50I will know.
00:12:53How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:12:57And hot.
00:13:05Oh, shit.
00:13:06Where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:13:11Oh, Father.
00:13:13Please forgive me for the
00:13:15desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:13:19For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:13:26For the feral need.
00:13:30The next layer is more intense.
00:13:33It's more...
00:13:35feral.
00:13:37Could Father Alexander be really praying
00:13:39over how I made him feel?
00:13:41I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:13:44God.
00:13:46It makes me feel
00:13:48hot.
00:13:51And Theo.
00:13:56Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:14:01Knowing just exactly
00:14:03what he wanted me to do.
00:14:05I mean, it almost...
00:14:07It almost...
00:14:10It almost makes me think
00:14:11he needs another reminder
00:14:13that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:14:20Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:14:23How did you know I was there?
00:14:26I heard your footsteps approaching
00:14:27before you even got to my door.
00:14:29You threw such a fit
00:14:30when I teased you in there,
00:14:31but what, it's okay
00:14:32that you do the exact same thing?
00:14:34Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson.
00:14:37Here.
00:14:40That's bullshit.
00:14:42You were airing your deep, dark, hidden desires,
00:14:44and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
00:14:46I'm a priest.
00:14:47We don't have desires.
00:14:49Everybody has desires.
00:14:51You're just repressing yours
00:14:53and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:14:55You think you have me figured out,
00:14:56don't you?
00:14:57You are just like every other bigot in this town,
00:15:00hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:15:02It's not hard.
00:15:04Right.
00:15:06Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
00:15:13Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:15:31Get out.
00:15:33What?
00:15:34Get out!
00:15:36Dad, we're like,
00:15:37we're like five miles from home.
00:15:39It's raining.
00:15:40The church is your home now.
00:15:43So you get rid of your affliction.
00:15:47You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:15:51Dad, what about school?
00:15:54The church has a school program,
00:15:56which you will attend.
00:15:58And if you want to come home,
00:15:59you better hope they cure you.
00:16:02Now out.
00:16:02The new priest is expecting you.
00:16:15I told my dad I was gay
00:16:16and in less than 24 hours
00:16:18he dumped me at this church for what?
00:16:20Conversion camp?
00:16:25Fuck this.
00:16:26I'm 18.
00:16:27I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:16:37Hey!
00:16:39Hey!
00:16:40Lost or stupid?
00:16:41I'm just trying to get out of this town
00:16:41as fast as possible.
00:16:46This alley is a fairy-free zone.
00:16:49Your kind ain't welcome here.
00:16:51It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:16:55You can't leave that easy.
00:16:56We've got a reputation on the court.
00:16:59Switchblade.
00:17:02Hey!
00:17:04Please, please.
00:17:05I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:17:07Stop!
00:17:08Please!
00:17:13Step away from him!
00:17:16Did my priest just save me?
00:17:19Father Alexander!
00:17:21We weren't!
00:17:22You have ten seconds to leave.
00:17:24Ten.
00:17:26Nine.
00:17:28Eight.
00:17:38You're Theomarton, yes?
00:17:41Yes.
00:17:43Yes.
00:17:44And you're...
00:17:44the new head priest at Sacred Heart.
00:17:46Which means you're my responsibility.
00:17:48Let's go.
00:17:50No.
00:17:51I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:17:55We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:17:57So either you come with me now, willingly,
00:17:59or I make you.
00:18:01Your choice.
00:18:15What?
00:18:18Some priests are like normally old and gray.
00:18:23And?
00:18:23They don't usually look like you.
00:18:29And what do I look like?
00:18:32I don't know.
00:18:33I don't know.
00:18:36Of course you do or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:18:39Say it.
00:18:41Well, like, like, you're young.
00:18:43You're like, you know, you're 21 or 22
00:18:45and that's, like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:18:49You're hot.
00:18:50I mean, like, someone that hot,
00:18:52they don't be a priest.
00:18:53They're like a model or an actor.
00:18:58Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:19:02Control yourself, Theo.
00:19:03You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:19:06God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:19:09What'd you just say?
00:19:12Uh.
00:19:14I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
00:19:17Right.
00:19:20Well, then dry me off.
00:19:25You want me to dry you off?
00:19:28Don't make me repeat myself.
00:19:45Stop.
00:19:46Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:19:49Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:19:53I'll take it from here.
00:19:56He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:19:58Got it.
00:20:02Look.
00:20:04I don't want you here.
00:20:06Well, that's good.
00:20:07Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:20:10But your father sits on the parish council.
00:20:14And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:20:17So what's your big plan?
00:20:19You're going to make me pray the gay away?
00:20:20Do you think that'll work?
00:20:22You have got to be fucking kidding me.
00:20:24I am not doing this, all right?
00:20:26This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:20:30You don't know me.
00:20:32All right?
00:20:33And you don't know how I run this church.
00:20:34Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:20:36I just want out of all of this.
00:20:38Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:20:40And your father has made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:20:43And what is that, father?
00:20:47My personal altar boy.
00:20:54Aren't altar boys children?
00:20:57Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:21:03Even though you don't act like one.
00:21:05Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:21:10Got it.
00:21:11You know what?
00:21:12Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:21:14I'm not like that.
00:21:16Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:21:20My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:21:25Okay?
00:21:30And this, this is the house of God.
00:21:33My house.
00:21:35And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:21:39Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
00:21:43Okay?
00:21:44There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
00:21:47While I've been saving you.
00:21:55He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade-A asshole.
00:22:15I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, father.
00:22:24How may I help you with this, sister?
00:22:26I need you to help me act on them.
00:22:34Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:22:38I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:22:42I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels them.
00:22:47Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:22:52Damn.
00:22:53I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:22:57There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:23:11Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:23:16Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:23:21Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:23:24All those women, they don't want your help.
00:23:27They just want your dick.
00:23:30You will respect the church while you are here.
00:23:33I'm just being honest.
00:23:34Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:23:36You're right.
00:23:37Your turn.
00:23:38For what?
00:23:39To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:23:41Hey!
00:23:42Hey!
00:23:45I am so sorry to do this to all of you, but it appears our confessional hours have shifted
00:23:50to Sunday.
00:23:52So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:24:01May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:24:07Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:24:12It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:24:16I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:24:19You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
00:24:23Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:24:25Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:24:28No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:24:30If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
00:24:33Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality.
00:24:35All right, I'm not that kind of priest.
00:24:44What kind of priest are you?
00:24:48One who wants to understand.
00:24:52Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:24:59You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:25:01I mean, is it not?
00:25:03No, I'm...
00:25:05I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
00:25:12How?
00:25:13It's like...
00:25:14It's the attraction to other men, like when I first saw you.
00:25:22Go on.
00:25:35Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:25:40Unless he might be gay?
00:25:43I feel I...
00:25:44I get that it's hard to talk about.
00:25:48But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from your own.
00:25:52That's why you want to help.
00:25:54Of course.
00:25:56I mean, why else would I want to know?
00:25:58So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:26:01Fine.
00:26:01If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak,
00:26:05then that's what I'll show him.
00:26:08When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:26:13If he smells good,
00:26:17I would feel to have his arms
00:26:20wrapped around me.
00:26:24That's just the initial attraction.
00:26:28The next layer is more intense.
00:26:31It's more...
00:26:34feral.
00:26:42Go on.
00:26:49I think about ripping off your priest's collar.
00:26:53About you kissing me.
00:26:56Touching me.
00:27:00Your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
00:27:05I think about you taking me into the chapel.
00:27:09Bending me over the altar.
00:27:11Telling me to worship you.
00:27:16Do you want me to worship you?
00:27:22Father Alexander?
00:27:26You still there?
00:27:31Looks like I won this little game.
00:27:34Wait, wait!
00:27:35Get your hands off me!
00:27:37Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:27:39I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:27:41I'm making a mockery of you.
00:27:46Fine.
00:27:47Mock me all you want.
00:27:48But the more you disrespect the house of God,
00:27:50the more I'll add to your punishment.
00:27:52Punishment?
00:27:53Mm-hmm.
00:27:54Seven Hail Marys.
00:27:56Put out all the candles,
00:27:58and polish all the brass.
00:28:00There is like a hundred candlesticks in here
00:28:02that'll take me hours.
00:28:03Exactly.
00:28:05Now you better get started.
00:28:07When you're finished,
00:28:08your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:28:09Don't miss anything.
00:28:11I will know.
00:28:15How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:28:19And hot.
00:28:26Oh, shit.
00:28:28Where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:28:32Oh, Father.
00:28:35Please forgive me for the
00:28:37desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:28:40For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:28:48For the feral need.
00:28:52And that Claire is mourning.
00:28:53Intense.
00:28:54It's more.
00:28:57Feral.
00:28:59Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:29:03I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:29:06God.
00:29:07It makes me feel...
00:29:10hot.
00:29:12And Theo.
00:29:18Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:29:23Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
00:29:27I mean, it almost...
00:29:28It almost...
00:29:31It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:29:42Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:29:45How did you know I was there?
00:29:48I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
00:29:51You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what, it's okay that you do the exact
00:29:54same thing?
00:29:56Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson, Theo.
00:29:58Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson, Theo.
00:30:00Oh, that's bullshit.
00:30:03You were airing your deep, dark hidden desires and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
00:30:07Look, I'm a priest.
00:30:09We don't have desires.
00:30:11Everybody has desires.
00:30:13You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:30:16You think you have me figured out, don't you?
00:30:19You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:30:24It's not hard.
00:30:25Right.
00:30:27Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
00:30:32Mm-hmm.
00:30:35Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:30:52Get out.
00:30:55What?
00:30:55Get out!
00:30:58Dad, we're like five miles from home. It's raining.
00:31:02The church is your home now, so you get rid of your affliction.
00:31:09You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:31:14Dad, what about school?
00:31:16The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:31:19And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:31:23I'm out. The new priest is expecting you.
00:31:36I told my dad I was gay, and in less than 24 hours he dumped me at this church for
00:31:41what?
00:31:42Conversion camp?
00:31:46Fuck this.
00:31:48I'm 18. I'm gonna find my own way out of this town.
00:32:01You lost a stupid trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:32:07This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:32:10Your kind ain't welcome here.
00:32:13It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:32:15Nah, you can't leave that easy.
00:32:18I'm gonna be here. We've got our reputation on school.
00:32:20Switchblade.
00:32:21No! No!
00:32:24Hey!
00:32:25Please, please!
00:32:26I'm gonna enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:32:28Stop! Please!
00:32:35Step away from him!
00:32:38Did my priest just save me?
00:32:41Father Alexander!
00:32:42We weren't!
00:32:44You have ten seconds to leave.
00:32:46Ten.
00:32:48Nine.
00:32:49Eight.
00:33:00You're Theomart, yes?
00:33:03Yes.
00:33:05And you're the new head priest at Sacred Heart.
00:33:08Which means you're my responsibility.
00:33:10Let's go.
00:33:12No.
00:33:13I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:33:16We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:33:19So either you come with me now, willingly, or I make you.
00:33:22Your choice.
00:33:37What?
00:33:40Priests are like, normally old and gray.
00:33:44And?
00:33:45They don't usually look like you.
00:33:51And what do I look like?
00:33:54I don't know.
00:33:55I don't know.
00:33:58Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:34:00Say it.
00:34:02Well, like, like, you're young.
00:34:05You're like, you know, you're 21 or 22.
00:34:07And that's, like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:34:11You're hot.
00:34:11I mean, like, someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:34:14They're like a model or an actor.
00:34:19Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:34:23Control yourself, Theo.
00:34:25You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:34:28God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:34:31What'd you just say?
00:34:35Uh, I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
00:34:39Right.
00:34:41Then dry me off.
00:34:46You want me to dry you off?
00:34:49Don't make me repeat myself.
00:35:14I'll take it from here.
00:35:17He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:35:20Got it.
00:35:25Look, I don't want you here.
00:35:28Well, that's good.
00:35:29Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:35:32But your father sits on the parish council.
00:35:36And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:35:38So what's your big plan?
00:35:40You're going to make me pray the gay away?
00:35:42Do you think that'll work?
00:35:44You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:35:46I am not doing this, all right?
00:35:48This whole town is bigoted and oppressive,
00:35:50and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:35:52You don't know me, all right?
00:35:54And you don't know how I run this church.
00:35:56Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:35:57I just want out of all of this.
00:35:59Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:36:02And your father's made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:36:04And what is that, father?
00:36:08My personal altar boy.
00:36:16Aren't altar boys children?
00:36:18Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:36:25Even though you don't act like one.
00:36:27Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:36:31Got it.
00:36:33You know what?
00:36:34Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:36:36I'm not like that.
00:36:37Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:36:42My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:36:47Okay?
00:36:52And this, this is the house of God.
00:36:55My house.
00:36:57And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:37:00Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
00:37:05Okay?
00:37:06There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
00:37:09While I've been saving you.
00:37:16He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade A asshole.
00:37:23So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:37:38I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, Father.
00:37:45How may I help you with this, sister?
00:37:47I need you to help me act on them.
00:37:55Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:37:59I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:38:04I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels them.
00:38:09Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:38:14Damn.
00:38:15I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:38:19There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:38:33Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:38:37Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:38:42Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:38:45All those women, they don't want your help.
00:38:49They just want your dick.
00:38:52You will respect the church while you are here.
00:38:54I'm just being honest.
00:38:56Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:38:57You're right.
00:38:58Your turn.
00:39:00For what?
00:39:01To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:39:07I'm so sorry to do this to all of you, but it appears our confessional hours
00:39:11have shifted to Sunday.
00:39:13So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:39:23May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:39:29Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:39:33It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:39:37I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:39:40You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
00:39:44Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:39:47Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:39:49No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:39:52If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
00:39:55Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality, all right?
00:40:00I'm not that kind of priest.
00:40:06What kind of priest are you?
00:40:10One who wants to understand.
00:40:14Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:40:20You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:40:23I mean, is it not?
00:40:25No, I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
00:40:33How?
00:40:34It's like it's the attraction to other men like when I first saw you.
00:40:43Go on.
00:40:48You can't be serious.
00:40:52I am.
00:40:54I want to understand.
00:40:57Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:41:02Unless he might be gay?
00:41:04Theo, I get that it's hard to talk about.
00:41:10But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from your own.
00:41:14That's why you want to help.
00:41:15Of course.
00:41:17Why else would I want to know?
00:41:19So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:41:22Fine.
00:41:23If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak, then that's what I'll show him.
00:41:30When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:41:35If he smells good, I would feel to have his arms wrapped around me.
00:41:46That's just the initial attraction.
00:41:48The next layer is more intense.
00:41:53It's more feral.
00:42:04Go on.
00:42:11I think about ripping off your priest collar.
00:42:15About you kissing me.
00:42:18Touching me.
00:42:21Your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
00:42:27I think about you taking me into the chapel.
00:42:30Bending me over the altar and telling me to worship you.
00:42:37Do you want me to worship you?
00:42:44Father Alexander?
00:42:48You still there?
00:42:53Looks like I won this little game.
00:42:56Wait, wait.
00:42:57Get your hands off me.
00:42:59Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:43:01I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:43:03I'm making a mockery of you.
00:43:07Fine.
00:43:08Mock me all you want.
00:43:10But the more you disrespect the house of God, the more I'll add to your punishment.
00:43:14Punishment?
00:43:16Seven Hail Marys.
00:43:18Put out all the candles and polish all the brass.
00:43:21There is like a hundred candlesticks in here that'll take me hours.
00:43:25Exactly.
00:43:26Now you better get started.
00:43:28When you're finished, your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:43:31Don't miss anything.
00:43:33I will know.
00:43:36How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:43:41And hot.
00:43:48Oh shit, where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:43:54Oh father.
00:43:56Please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:44:02For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:44:10For the feral need.
00:44:13The next layer is more intense.
00:44:16It's more...
00:44:19Feral.
00:44:20Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:44:25I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:44:28God.
00:44:29It makes me feel...
00:44:32Hot.
00:44:34And Theo...
00:44:40Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:44:44Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
00:44:49I mean it almost...
00:44:50It almost...
00:44:53It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:45:04Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:45:07How did you know I was there?
00:45:09I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
00:45:13You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what, it's okay that you do the exact
00:45:16same thing?
00:45:17Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson.
00:45:24That's bullshit.
00:45:25You were airing your deep dark hidden desires and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
00:45:29I'm a priest.
00:45:31We don't have desires.
00:45:33Everybody has desires.
00:45:34You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:45:38You think you have me figured out, don't you?
00:45:41You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:45:46It's not hard, right?
00:45:49Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
00:45:54Mm-hmm.
00:45:57Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:46:14Get out.
00:46:16What?
00:46:17Get out!
00:46:19Dad, we're like five miles from home.
00:46:23It's raining.
00:46:24The church is your home now, so you get rid of your affliction.
00:46:31You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:46:34Dad?
00:46:36What about school?
00:46:38The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:46:41And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:46:45Now out.
00:46:45Dad, the new priest is expecting me.
00:46:58I told my dad I was gay, and in less than 24 hours he dumped me at this church for
00:47:03what?
00:47:04Conversion camp?
00:47:08Fuck this.
00:47:10I'm 18.
00:47:10I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:47:23Lots of stupid trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:47:29This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:47:32You're kind of welcome here.
00:47:34It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:47:38You can't leave that easy.
00:47:40We've got a reputation on school.
00:47:42Switchblade.
00:47:45Hey!
00:47:47Please, please.
00:47:48I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:47:50Stop, please.
00:47:57Step away from him!
00:48:00Did my priest just save me?
00:48:02Father Alexander, we weren't-
00:48:05You have ten seconds to leave.
00:48:07Ten.
00:48:10Nine.
00:48:11Eight.
00:48:22You're Theo Martin, yes?
00:48:25Yes.
00:48:27You're the new head priest at Sacred Heart, which means you're my responsibility.
00:48:31Let's go.
00:48:33No.
00:48:35I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:48:38We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:48:40So either you come with me now, willingly, or I make you.
00:48:44Your choice.
00:48:45Yes.
00:48:58What?
00:49:01Priests are, like, normally old and gray.
00:49:06And?
00:49:06They don't usually look like you.
00:49:13And what do I look like?
00:49:16I don't know.
00:49:17I don't know.
00:49:20Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:49:22Say it.
00:49:24Well, like, like, you're young.
00:49:26You're like, you know, you're 21 or 22, and that's, like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:49:32You're hot, I mean, like, someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:49:36They're, like, a model or an actor.
00:49:41Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:49:45Control yourself, Theo.
00:49:47You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:49:49God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:49:52What'd you just say?
00:49:56Uh, I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
00:50:00Right.
00:50:03Well, then dry me off.
00:50:08You want me to dry you off?
00:50:11Don't make me repeat myself.
00:50:28Stop.
00:50:30Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:50:33Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:50:37I'll take it from here.
00:50:39He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:50:42Got it.
00:50:46Look, I don't want you here.
00:50:49Well, that's good, because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:50:53But your father sits on the parish council, and my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:51:00So what's your big plan?
00:51:02You're going to make me pray the gay away?
00:51:04Do you think that'll work?
00:51:05You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:51:07I am not doing this, all right?
00:51:09This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive, and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:51:14You don't know me, all right? And you don't know how I run this church.
00:51:18Yeah, and I don't want to. I just want out of all of this.
00:51:21Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:51:23And your father has made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:51:26And what is that father?
00:51:30My personal altar boy.
00:51:38Aren't altar boys children?
00:51:40Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:51:46Even though you don't act like one.
00:51:49Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then. Got it.
00:51:54You know what? Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:51:57I'm not like that.
00:51:59Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:52:03My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:52:09Okay?
00:52:14And this, this is the house of God. My house.
00:52:19And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:52:22Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
00:52:26Okay? There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
00:52:30While I've been saving you.
00:52:38You may be hot, but he's a fucking grade-A asshole.
00:52:44So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:52:59I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, Father.
00:53:07How may I help you with this, sister?
00:53:09I need you to help me act on them.
00:53:17Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:53:20I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:53:25I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels them.
00:53:30Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:53:36Damn. I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:53:40There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:53:55Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:53:59Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:54:04Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:54:07All those women, they don't want your help.
00:54:10They just want your dick.
00:54:13You will respect the church while you are here.
00:54:16I'm just being honest. Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:54:19You're right. Your turn.
00:54:21For what?
00:54:22To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:54:28I'm so sorry to do this to all of you, but it appears our confessional hours have shifted to Sunday.
00:54:35So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:54:44May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:54:51Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:54:55It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:54:59I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:55:02You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
00:55:06Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:55:08Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:55:11No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:55:13If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
00:55:16Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality, alright?
00:55:21I'm not that kind of priest.
00:55:27What kind of priest are you?
00:55:31One who wants to understand.
00:55:35Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:55:42You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:55:45I mean, is it not?
00:55:46No, I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
00:55:55How?
00:55:56It's like, it's the attraction to other men like when I first saw you.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:10You can't be serious.
00:56:14I am.
00:56:16I want to understand.
00:56:18Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:56:24Unless he might be gay?
00:56:26Theo, I get that it's hard to talk about.
00:56:32But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from your uncle.
00:56:36That's why you want to help.
00:56:37Of course.
00:56:39Why else would I want to know?
00:56:41So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:56:44Fine.
00:56:45If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak, then that's what I'll show him.
00:56:52When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:56:56If he smells good, I would feel to have his arms wrapped around me.
00:57:07That's just the initial attraction.
00:57:11The next layer is more intense.
00:57:14It's more feral.
00:57:25Go on.
00:57:33I think about ripping off your priest collar.
00:57:37About you kissing me, touching me.
00:57:43Your tongue, on my jaw, on my neck.
00:57:49I think about you taking me into the chapel, bending me over the altar and telling me to worship you.
00:57:59Do you want me to worship you?
00:58:06Father Alexander?
00:58:10You still there?
00:58:15Looks like I won this little game.
00:58:18Wait, wait!
00:58:18Get your hands off me!
00:58:20Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:58:23I am not making a mockery of your faith, I'm making a mockery of you!
00:58:29Fine.
00:58:30Mock me all you want, but the more you disrespect the house of God, the more I'll add to your
00:58:34punishment.
00:58:36Punishment?
00:58:38Seven Hail Marys.
00:58:39Put out all the candles and polish all the brass.
00:58:43There is like a hundred candlesticks in here that'll take me hours!
00:58:47Exactly.
00:58:48Now you better get started.
00:58:50When you're finished, your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:58:53Don't miss anything.
00:58:54I will know.
00:58:58How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:59:02And hot.
00:59:10Oh shit, where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:59:15Oh Father.
00:59:18Please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:59:24For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:59:31For the pharaoh need.
00:59:35The next layer is more intense.
00:59:38It's more...
00:59:40...pharaoh.
00:59:42Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:59:46I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:59:49God.
00:59:51It makes me feel...
00:59:53hot.
00:59:57And Theo...
01:00:01Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
01:00:06Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
01:00:10I mean it almost...
01:00:12It almost...
01:00:15It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
01:00:25Hear anything interesting, Theo?
01:00:28How did you know I was there?
01:00:31I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
01:00:34You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what, it's okay that you do the exact
01:00:38same thing?
01:00:39Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson.
01:00:45That's bullshit.
01:00:47You were airing your deep dark hidden desires and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
01:00:51I'm a priest.
01:00:52We don't have desires.
01:00:54Everybody has desires.
01:00:56You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
01:01:00You think you have me figured out, don't you?
01:01:02You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
01:01:07It's not hard.
01:01:08Right.
01:01:11Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
01:01:18Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?