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00:05Ah, there you go, Your Majesty. Looking beautiful.
00:12George, boy, nice French, dude. You're like a... like a walking barcode.
00:19I'm changing.
00:21What?
00:21Oh, no, George!
00:23Don't worry, Vicks. You've still got it, darling. There you go.
00:29I thought today was about letting our hair down.
00:33I'm bored.
00:39Alright? Back already?
00:42I just came back for a quick costume change. What have you got there?
00:46Nothing.
00:46Oh, Barney, you lie like a rug.
00:50Come on.
00:55Oh, darling.
00:58Look, I appreciate the thought, okay, but...
01:02Well, hiding them ain't gonna make it go away.
01:05I brought them back from the bar so that I can go firm here.
01:08I know. I just thought I could wait.
01:11Today's meant to be a day off. You deserve a break.
01:13And what with you, Harry and Kodo looking after Ivy?
01:16Have you seen three men and a baby?
01:19Oh, darling, I'm kidding.
01:22Oh, as usual, you are the least of my worries.
01:28So, take your pick.
01:30Er, that one.
01:32But actually, both would look good on my bedroom floor.
01:35Mum?
01:36What? She said it's a day off mum mode.
01:38Do you know what?
01:39Today is gonna be a great day.
01:41Yeah. Great day.
01:49The old man on the bike.
01:51Is he okay?
01:53Yeah, darling, he's absolutely fine.
01:54He jumps straight back up again.
01:57What, so it's my fault some genius decided to put the brake and the accelerator next to each other, is
02:01it?
02:01I don't think you could blame the van on this one, Mum.
02:03Please just call your Aunty Nick and find out where we can put this thing.
02:06How have you got 600 unread emails?
02:12It's got a voicemail.
02:14Alright, well, we'll find somewhere.
02:258-8, what? What are you doing?
02:28Right, have you got any idea what time it is?
02:29Oh, I think about 9 o'clock, innit?
02:31Yeah. I know what time it is, you idiot.
02:33But our music licence don't start till 11.
02:35We've already got the council on our back.
02:37Listen, Kat, it might be raining right now, but it's happy rain.
02:40Okay, that's why I want you to get into the carnival spirit.
02:42Come on.
02:43Oh, yeah. That's gonna really put hairs on my chest, innit?
02:45Right, it needs to go with your goat.
02:47Shut down!
02:52I love it. It's perfect. Thank you.
02:55Just over here, please.
02:57What if I've got to hangover, too?
02:58Oh, let's just tally up the morning feed, shall we? Hang on.
03:00Oh, I win.
03:02Well, you know I'd breastfeed with two if I could.
03:04Oh, and they say chivalry ain't dead.
03:06Someone needs to find the third gear.
03:10Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!
03:19Mum!
03:20Mum!
03:21Mum!
03:22Mum!
03:23Mum!
03:25Mum!
03:25Mum!
03:26Mum!
03:27Whoa! Whoa!
03:27Whoa!
03:28Everyone okay?
03:29Yes, thank you. Absolutely fine.
03:31Hello, Nick.
03:32Hi.
03:32You look lovely.
03:35Hey.
03:36Where?
03:37What's up, George?
03:39Okay.
03:39Okay.
03:40I take it you all know each other, yeah?
03:42Yeah.
03:43Sister, sister, nephew.
03:45Ryder.
03:46Long time no see, bro.
03:48Right, can we move on from This Is Your Life?
03:50You nearly killed us.
03:52I'm so sorry.
03:52I did do a speed awareness course last year,
03:54but didn't have anything in it about peacocks.
03:57I will pay for any damage, though.
03:58Not that there is any, but if there was, I definitely would.
04:07Unbelievable.
04:09Breakfast is served!
04:11Da-da!
04:12Right, well, what we've got, um, toast.
04:15And, um, there's cereal.
04:18You really didn't have to do this, Jean.
04:19Oh, well, you are eating for two.
04:22I mean, if anyone needs buttering up, it's Sookie.
04:25I know.
04:26It's just a little thank you to say, well, thank you for putting a good word in.
04:30You did put a good word in.
04:32You know what Sookie's like.
04:34Look around.
04:35Hey, you will be fine.
04:37Aye.
04:38Please, will you try again?
04:40Yeah, of course I will.
04:41Oh, OK.
04:42Right, so, how are you?
04:44Sit down, Jean.
04:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:48Ah.
04:49Are the test results back?
04:53Right, well.
04:55At least that makes your next move easy.
04:57Well, not easy. Obvious.
04:59Oh, does it?
05:00I mean, I'm keeping the baby, Jean.
05:02I've made my mind up about that.
05:04Oh, good.
05:06I think that a baby should be celebrated.
05:09Just, um...
05:10How do I put this delicately?
05:13Well, you can mention skin tone and not be racist, Jean.
05:17Oh!
05:18So you will tell Ravi it's not his?
05:20Well, you'll have to, sooner or later.
05:23I mean, I'm just seeing how long I can bury my head in the sand.
05:25Take it from me.
05:27The ostrich approach never works.
05:32Just a sign.
05:33I said I'd pay.
05:34Oh, that's fine.
05:35No harm done, then.
05:37It's our local, Jem.
05:38They're our friends.
05:40Well, I said I was sorry.
05:41I'm sure I did.
05:43Anyway, well, it wasn't really my fault,
05:44because the wheel on the van was doing that thing where it wouldn't turn.
05:47You're parked outside the garage, but it can't be your day, OK?
05:50Thanks, Harry.
05:51That's sweet of you.
05:52Um, how far is it?
05:53It's just that some of our stuff's quite heavy.
05:54Well, and that matters because...
05:56Because we've only got the van until tomorrow.
05:58I mean, it'll be a bit of a squeeze, but I'm sure we can make it work.
06:01It'll be like changing rooms.
06:02I'll be Carol Smiley.
06:03My impression is spot on, to be fair.
06:05A bit before your time, innit?
06:07Nah, I watch compilation clips online.
06:09I love it when the owners hate the makeover.
06:11I put it on, I want to arrange paint myself.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Go on, Mum, do it.
06:14Oh, really?
06:14All right.
06:16Welcome back for the reveal.
06:18Remember, no picking.
06:20Sorry, sorry.
06:22Just rewind five minutes.
06:23Don't ever do that again.
06:24Oh.
06:24But rewind.
06:25Well, I told you, last week, the hour sale fell through, didn't it?
06:28Last minute.
06:29So you said we could stay here until we find something else.
06:32I categorically did not and would never say that.
06:35Especially after last time you dropped by and played Reservoir Dogs.
06:39Well, Megan is fine, thank you very much.
06:40And, yeah, you did.
06:41I swear I left you a voice note.
06:43Damn, your voice notes are 20 minutes long.
06:45Well, that's my fault you don't listen to them.
06:46This is so typical, Nicola.
06:48No.
06:49This is not happening.
06:51There is one cast iron reason I would never agree to this and you know it.
06:57She means, Mum.
06:58Yeah, all right, Jo.
06:58I got it.
07:00Nic, do you really think that I would be that naive as to just assume that you'd be fine
07:05with us staying here for three weeks?
07:07Sorry, what?
07:08Three weeks?
07:10Do you know what, actually?
07:12I think you are that naive.
07:13In fact, I bet you were looking forward to it, weren't you?
07:15Move in, become the family counsellor, put a live-laugh-love poster up and have us dancing
07:20around like the Von Trapps.
07:21Well, excuse me for trying to be the glue that holds this family together.
07:24And anyway, you're wrong.
07:25Can you see Mum?
07:26No.
07:27Could she stay with Megan?
07:28Happy?
07:29The answer's still no.
07:31All right?
07:32We'd help you if we could, all right?
07:34But Ivy ain't an easy baby.
07:36And without going into too much detail, business ain't exactly booming right now, all right?
07:40So I'm sorry, Gemma, but it's not the right time.
07:46Fine.
07:48Ryder, Jodie, let's go.
07:49Hey, hey.
07:51You might as well stay for lunch, you know, now you're here.
07:54You'd like that one here, Nick.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Yeah, I would.
07:58I'd love that.
07:59But it's got to be a quick one, cos we're on our way to Carnival.
08:02George, thank you so much.
08:03Lunch will be lovely.
08:06I'll give the van a once sober.
08:08Make sure your brakes work.
08:09Oh, that's what you've done in.
08:10Oh, it's so good to see you.
08:12You've grown up so much, you can't believe it.
08:14You're such a gorgeous little kid.
08:16Chubby little show pony.
08:18How big was his massive head? Dad always said it was like a cartoon.
08:21Babe, it was massive.
08:23I used to tell your mum it wasn't that bad, then go home and panic.
08:25I just hadn't grown into it yet.
08:27I could see it even more this time.
08:29Oh, yeah, totally, it's uncanny.
08:31You are the spirit of your granddad.
08:32No, he's not.
08:36He's nothing like him.
08:45This is nice.
08:46Nice family lunch.
08:47Dad, you don't have to say it's nice.
08:50It's really awkward.
08:51What, you think he's made it awkward?
08:52Hey, waiter.
08:55Do you remember her?
08:57My little sister that you got with?
08:59Mate, come on.
09:01What, do you want it to be awkward?
09:05Nice shoes.
09:06How much were they, Nugget?
09:08They were fake, actually.
09:10Got them off the market.
09:11They don't look fake to me.
09:14Yeah, well, that's the point.
09:16Erm, are we done here?
09:17Said I'll meet a mate.
09:18Mate.
09:18Yeah, when we're all finished.
09:20I'm not seeing them playing happy families.
09:22You're not even together.
09:23Tovinda!
09:25Leave him.
09:26He'll be fine.
09:28Right.
09:28Just three for dessert, Devon.
09:31Would you fancy a barney?
09:35Well, let me guess.
09:36Your boyfriend's on this break.
09:38He's not my boyfriend.
09:40Oh, hard to get.
09:41I like it.
09:44What's wrong with you two?
09:45Oh, just making a comment.
09:47Oh, well, I'm just going home.
09:48No.
09:49Bye.
09:51Wow.
09:53And then there were two.
09:56Even it worked out.
09:58What about us?
09:59No.
09:59Far too self-involved.
10:01I mean, even if you wore your engagement ring,
10:03they still wouldn't cluck, would they?
10:06You know, a really expensive ring you're paid for.
10:10Look, can't we just enjoy it, us two?
10:12You know, before Devon wants to DJ
10:13and Avani turns into the bridesmaid from hell?
10:16Of course.
10:18For us.
10:21So, um, what are you up to today?
10:25Um, I've got therapy.
10:27Later.
10:28Oh, you're still going?
10:29Yeah.
10:30I actually enjoy it, you know.
10:31I find it helps me come to terms with
10:35why the love of my life is so ashamed
10:37to admit we're back together.
10:40How many times?
10:42No, I'm just saying,
10:42I was hoping or imagining that
10:45maybe there'd be a social media post.
10:47You know, the hand with the ring, the caption saying...
10:49You know, people do those for other people.
10:51Or perhaps the lack of them
10:52is because you don't want someone else to know.
10:56Perhaps.
10:56Right.
10:57Don't be paranoid.
10:59Okay, green ain't your colour, babe.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:01Funny.
11:04I could meet you after.
11:06Maybe.
11:08I can't.
11:09Sorry.
11:10I've...
11:11I've got something on.
11:13Just meeting with some girlfriends, all right?
11:15Calm down.
11:16Yeah, you have girlfriends.
11:18Sit to them.
11:20Since you severed all ties
11:21and left me to raise our kids
11:22whilst you sorted your head out.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Needed to find friends somewhere.
11:27Yeah.
11:29Sounds like it.
11:44She didn't mean anything by it, you know.
11:46Just about its looks.
11:47Ha!
11:49How is the gentleman you brought him up to peace?
11:54Am I really that awful?
11:56For saying no?
11:58I'm not gonna get in between you and your sister.
12:01Oh, careful, babe.
12:02You might get piles sitting on that fence all day.
12:05My honest opinion.
12:07Go on.
12:09They're a handful.
12:11But they're your family.
12:13And if your mum isn't part of the equation...
12:16The thing is, George, right, Gemma,
12:17she seems like this strong, independent ball of energy, right?
12:21But she comes with strings attached.
12:24And even if I'm not in person,
12:25Mum is the one pulling them strings.
12:28Well, don't get up.
12:30Jodie's found us a hostel.
12:31It's got a two-star hygiene rating
12:33and a shared family bedroom,
12:35but, you know, it does early check-ins, so...
12:42Gem...
12:44Look...
12:45Just to be clear, Mum is fine staying with Megan.
12:49I mean...
12:51She lives in a bedsit, doesn't she?
12:55No, wait, wait!
13:02Either you've made this hostel up
13:04cos you're trying to guilt-trip me,
13:06or it really does have a two-star hygiene rating.
13:10Well, either way, you...
13:12Well, you're obviously desperate.
13:16So...
13:17you can stay.
13:18Just until you work out where you're gonna go next.
13:21Oh, next!
13:22Thank you so much.
13:23Oh, come here, you.
13:25And she...
13:25She really is fine at Megan's,
13:28because...
13:28you know, I would have thought she'd dip into her savings
13:31and disappear on a cruise somewhere.
13:32I don't mean disappear, like, overboard,
13:35although that is a true crime doc.
13:36I would work with you, babe.
13:37Absolutely!
13:40Area, let's see.
13:42One way of saving on funeral cross, eh?
13:45So, I might have just told a little white lie.
13:48Oh, two white lies.
13:50Babe, what happened to giving me the day to smooth things over?
13:53What, I got itchy feet, didn't we, Rose?
13:55Hello, Nick.
13:56Long time.
13:58How are you?
13:59You're not going to invite us in?
14:03Excuse me.
14:05Excuse me.
14:06Thanks.
14:07Here we go.
14:09Oh!
14:10Do not tell me that the original party girl can't handle her tequila anymore.
14:14Have you tried parenting on a hangover?
14:17There's got to be a hack for that.
14:19Have a tablet day!
14:21What, and face your land is disapproving tutting noises
14:23from across the room with a well-chosen Bible verse?
14:25No, thank you.
14:26Oh, and Jordan does a physio in there.
14:28Okay.
14:29It gets easier.
14:31The hospital appointments, we went through it all with Nugget.
14:34Yeah, you do, you do kind of get used to it.
14:37Right. Thank you.
14:40Do you mind if I join?
14:41You know, Kim and Howie, they're couples, right?
14:45Okay, do you know what?
14:46Card's on the table.
14:47I told Ravi I was helping out
14:48and I could really do with him believing it's true.
14:51Pull up a pew.
14:51Sure, no problem.
14:53On one condition.
15:00Have a lime.
15:01It helps.
15:03All right, ladies? Having a good time?
15:06Yeah. Why?
15:07It's called hospitality.
15:12Fine, okay, well, my, um, my wedding venue doesn't extend to party favours.
15:18I mean, I've got some upstairs already made, but I just need staff.
15:23Sorry, we're already helping with Kim's wedding.
15:25I'll give you a free bar.
15:28All right, I'll give you a free bar and 50 quid of cash.
15:32Cold, hard cash for both of you.
15:35We actually love a wedding.
15:37I will.
15:38Great.
15:39All right, well, it's all upstairs when you're ready.
15:40You're lifesavers.
15:43Girls, we are going to need this, okay?
15:45After three.
15:46One, two, three.
15:51I'm not going down.
15:52I'm not going down.
15:53It's vile.
15:57Oh, lovely photo of you all.
16:02Such a shame how that all turned out.
16:05Decent man, Teddy.
16:07Real salt of the earth.
16:11All right, it's done.
16:12I've changed my mind.
16:13Oh, shocker.
16:14Just like that, on a whim.
16:16Yeah, I'm all about the whimsy, me.
16:18I don't want to sound rude, but Aunt Jem didn't really think this through, did she?
16:21Oh, it's the story of our life, Barn.
16:23I know it seems a bit devious, but you know it becomes a bit of a package deal, innit?
16:29Oh, understatement of the century.
16:31Oh, look at her, Nick.
16:32Who knows how long she's got left?
16:35Still, no.
16:38Where were you meant to go?
16:39We're a two-star hostel down the road.
16:41Right, that's it.
16:42It's Nicola's gaff.
16:43She don't want us here.
16:44That's down to her.
16:45Finally, someone who sees sense.
16:47I was so looking forward to having three weeks quality time with my favourite sister.
16:51I'm right here.
16:52You lied to me, Gemma.
16:54To my face.
16:55Well, that's fine.
16:56Is it?
16:57That's it.
16:57Stomp those feet.
16:59Always did love a tantrum.
17:01I worked better with her father.
17:03Well, when she was still a sweet little girl, eh?
17:07Tough cookie, but never cruel.
17:10That's new.
17:12I've not been kind to you.
17:14Do you want to come here and tell me all about it?
17:18I've had enough of this.
17:20So this is why we don't do Christmas together.
17:22Do you know what?
17:23This, this has been lovely.
17:25But you've outstayed your welcome.
17:27Oh, that's it.
17:28Stamp those feet.
17:29Oh, do you know what?
17:30I am going out with Ivy.
17:32And when I come back, I want you gone.
17:35All here.
17:38Snob, marry, kill.
17:41Phil.
17:42Jack.
17:43Max.
17:44Oh!
17:44Hundred percent!
17:46Snob Jack!
17:47All right!
17:47Okay, right.
17:48You like a man in uniform, don't you?
17:49Right.
17:50Right, Priya?
17:52Er...
17:52Marry Phil for the money.
17:54Awesome.
17:55Well, that means you're killing Max.
17:57Ah, interesting.
17:58Interesting.
17:59Who's killing my fiancée?
18:02That we're playing to not marry, kill.
18:04Ah.
18:05Well, at least wait until we're married.
18:07Let me get me hands on his fortune.
18:09Just a few things to keep you going.
18:12What name have you got?
18:13Okay.
18:15Ermit.
18:16I think I, um, need to get some air for a minute.
18:24Not sure I remember Rapunzel bombing from her turret.
18:28Are you okay?
18:33What is it with this place of peacocks?
18:35Well, the looks of things looks like a new pampas grass.
18:38Hello.
18:39Oh, hello.
18:40Oh, hi.
18:41Yep.
18:41Lovely place you've got here.
18:43Oh, thank you.
18:44I do love it when people play with colour, yeah?
18:46Er...
18:47So...
18:48Any room at the inn?
18:49Er, let me check.
18:50Mum?
18:51Yes, darling.
18:53Oh, hello again.
18:54You must be sticking to the side of me.
18:55You said it.
18:57She's the one with the peacock vendetta.
18:58I really am sorry about that.
19:00At least it's time I missed.
19:01Right.
19:02How can we help you?
19:04Er, er, a pillow to lay one's weary head.
19:07Er, we had that cancellation so room three is fair.
19:09Oh, great.
19:10Well, that's you sorted then, Rose.
19:12Er, is the peacock theme more understated in the rooms?
19:17That's a matter of taste.
19:19Yeah, I quite agree.
19:21Ignora loves a peacock, don't you, Rose?
19:23You know, I hear the feathers make fantastic pillows.
19:28Makes up for them not being able to fly, I suppose.
19:30Ha-ha.
19:31This way.
19:32Come on, Mum.
19:34Old people, what they like.
19:44You've got a rough deal, baby girl.
19:46Most people have at least one nice grandparent.
19:50These is the cards that you've been dealt.
19:55It's okay.
19:56They're gone.
20:00Not going carnival with George?
20:02We can babysit still.
20:03Do I look like I'm in the mood for carnival?
20:05Okay.
20:08Is nothing really that bad?
20:10It's worse.
20:11What, worse than anything you've done?
20:12Why, thank you.
20:13I'm not having a dig, I'm just saying.
20:16Look, I've forgiven you for a lot, right?
20:18And look where we are now.
20:20Yeah, well, that's cos I raised you better than she raised me.
20:25Aww.
20:26That's a really nice way of avoiding the question.
20:33I love my sisters, Harry, but I can't get them without Mum.
20:39Right?
20:39So the annual trip to Spain and the occasional day out at the races,
20:43that's the price I have to pay.
20:45But pay for what?
20:47I know what you're trying to do, darling, alright,
20:49but today, it ain't the day.
20:52So because you and your mum had an argument 20 years ago,
20:54I get deprived of an extended family?
20:56Did I say that?
20:57Great.
20:58Cos Jodie and Ryder were gonna crash at mine.
21:01Like you said, must have raised me better.
21:13I think it was the, er, the mayo.
21:17So, er, how far along are you?
21:21I don't know what you're talking about.
21:23Oh.
21:24Oh.
21:25My mistake.
21:27Um, do you know where Cindy is?
21:29Cos my uncle says she needs help with, like, wedding prep.
21:33I hate weddings.
21:33About 50 quid is 50 quid.
21:35She's just inside.
21:36In about three months.
21:39What, is it that obvious?
21:41Maybe pregnant women just have a sixth sense.
21:43Well, look, no-one knows.
21:45Right?
21:46Not even Ravi.
21:46So, please.
21:47Mum's the word.
21:52So they're gonna be, like, cousins.
21:56Like the next generation of Panasols.
21:59Yeah.
22:01Yeah.
22:01Yeah, that is, that's so adorable.
22:06But you can talk to me, Priya.
22:09I get it.
22:10It's scary.
22:11Honestly, I'm...
22:12I'm terrified.
22:14Do you regret it?
22:15I mean, one night stand with Vinny, and now suddenly...
22:19Not for one second.
22:22I mean...
22:23To be honest, I didn't actually think I'd ever want kids.
22:28But, um...
22:29But now...
22:31Look.
22:32Okay?
22:33Whatever the problem is,
22:35is it really gonna matter when it's just you and your baby in the maternity ward?
22:48So, anyway, it turns out they don't have a dog.
22:51But it was some sort of way.
22:54She must have been so embarrassed.
22:59Oh, you still eat that like a bad penny.
23:02Look, I think you and I have got off on the wrong foot, haven't we?
23:04That's another statement.
23:06What's your name again? His cat, isn't it?
23:07Yeah.
23:08I get it. Cat, like big cat.
23:10I like it.
23:11Right, I reckon he saw one once on Dartmoor,
23:13but I think he's probably a big Labrador if you ask me.
23:17We'll help you with the sign.
23:19Ned.
23:20He knows a guy who repairs pictures.
23:22What's his name again, darling?
23:23Tony Frames.
23:24Tony Frames, yeah.
23:25Right, you will.
23:27You having a drink or what?
23:29Yes, please.
23:30Can I get a bottle of your second-least expensive wine
23:32and a couple of lagers, please?
23:34Make that the most expensive and scotch and dry.
23:37And I will write you a cheque for the sign.
23:39And please accept my sincerest apologies for my wife's driving skills or lack thereof.
23:44I have felt safer navigating my way round an IED in Afghanistan than having a car with this one.
23:49Rude.
23:53Oh, my Lord.
23:55Well, that is Her Majesty and Dumb and Dumber sorted.
23:58It just leaves us.
24:00Alfie, barrel!
24:01Yeah, all right!
24:04Well, we still got the van for the night, so maybe we could recreate that night in Bournemouth.
24:09Are you trying to kill me?
24:14Oh, wow.
24:16Fate really is a fickle mistress.
24:18Alfie Moon is a live and breathe.
24:21Wow.
24:22Ned!
24:24OK?
24:25What did I say would happen if you ever darkened my door?
24:31Come here, you old crook!
24:32Hey!
24:33Hey, listen, I'm crook!
24:34That's defamation!
24:35Right there!
24:36Tell that to the croupier with a lazy eye!
24:38Listen, I want that money fair and square.
24:40Oh, sure you did!
24:40Look at you!
24:41You've had a shame!
24:42You've dropped some timber!
24:44Still got the dress sense, I see.
24:46Oh, wow!
24:48Hold on a second.
24:49Is that your missus?
24:50Yeah, Gemma.
24:50So you two obviously know each other?
24:52Yes!
24:52Our paths have crossed, haven't they, Ned?
24:54Yeah.
24:54When? When was it?
24:56Well, it must have been, what, 2018, 19?
24:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:59Oh, yeah!
25:00That was around the time when you was knocking up my cousin!
25:02OK, why, just...
25:03Kathleen!
25:04Right?
25:04Yeah, Alfie did not stop banging on about you.
25:07Glowingly, I might add.
25:09Told you about him.
25:10Yeah.
25:10Remember the jack of all trades?
25:11Yeah, we did that booze cruise to Calais.
25:13OK, so, yeah, it's a secret, secret booze cruise.
25:15Oh.
25:15Anyway, er, come on.
25:16What brings you to Walford?
25:20Funny, you should ask.
25:23Who needs the streets of Notting Hill when you've got the sticky carpets with a bit?
25:26Oh, well, we're going next year, and I am going to get absolutely looted.
25:39I thought you'd gone!
25:41Surprise!
25:43Nick!
25:43Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
25:44You'll never guess what.
25:45So, a few years ago, Ned took on his job in the city, right?
25:48And when he was there, he met this bloke, tried to mug him off in a game of pool.
25:51But, you know, Ned, you can't kid a kidder.
25:54Anyway...
25:54There you go, Ned.
25:55That's the tour, mate.
25:57Yeah.
25:58Um...
25:58Yeah, you know, I've been thinking, you know, I've...
26:01I know you've got nowhere to stay.
26:02I'm sure Mrs Moon won't mind if we, er, you know, we can set up a blow-up bed and...
26:06No, so you'll find somewhere, yeah?
26:07You're kidding?
26:08No, you're more than welcome, mate.
26:09No, you've got it, you've got it.
26:11All right, Nicola, George.
26:12Hello.
26:12It's still raining out there, Jared.
26:14What are you looking?
26:14Well, the chances, eh?
26:16I always thought he'd be shorter than having an earring for some reason.
26:18Don't know why.
26:19You actually gonna let him stay here?
26:20Looks like it.
26:22Love a coincidence.
26:23God's way of remaining anonymous.
26:26Oh, don't tell me you're gonna sleep on an airbed on a pub floor.
26:29Oh, guest of honor at the House of Peacocks.
26:32All's well that ends well, eh?
26:34And you don't have to put yourself out.
26:37I'll get a round in.
26:38Nicola, George, what's your poison?
26:40Anthrax, if you've got it.
26:46Tantrum didn't work this time.
26:48You need to try harder.
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