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00:06ALFIE
00:09ALFIE
00:09ALFIE
00:09ALFIE
00:10ALFIE
00:10ALFIE
00:11Oh, Gemma, I'm a married man.
00:16What, what, what, what are you doing?
00:19What are you dreaming about?
00:20I know, I'm the Pope.
00:21Yeah?
00:22I'll give you a cardinal sin to worry about. Can you hear that?
00:25You know what, Kat? All I hear right now is the primal scream of a gobby, overbearing wife.
00:30It's been going on for over an hour, all right? They probably haven't even been to bed.
00:34Drunk the bar dry, eh?
00:36It was a mess when we went to bed.
00:38Hey, listen, it's only Ned, all right? It's just Ned, just five minutes and I'll show you.
00:43No, not where your mind's going. Gemma, I'm a married man.
00:47Thought you got on too well last night.
00:49Oh, Kat, isn't it nice to know that even Dreamstay Alfie doesn't stray?
00:55Tell me what to do and I'll do it.
00:57Okay, okay, right. You happy I'm awake now?
01:00Right.
01:01I'm awake.
01:01Yep. Go on then.
01:03I'll go and sort it. Stop talking.
01:06Oh, stop talking.
01:11Oh, you could have warned me about the cat.
01:14She's cute.
01:14Cute? I can hardly breathe.
01:16No, two toys in Iraq, one in Afghanistan and it's an allergic reaction to a kitten that finishes you off
01:21my hero.
01:22Hiya.
01:23Hey.
01:24Hey.
01:24Morning.
01:25Hope you're hungry.
01:26Oh, well, Gemma, you didn't have to do that.
01:28No, you didn't have to do that.
01:29This is a working kitchen.
01:30You should be cooking out of stock.
01:31No.
01:32No, I'm one step ahead of your babe.
01:33I went to that little shop down the road, managed to get all of this for under a tenner and
01:36across delivery crisis.
01:38I'll try bread or toast.
01:39It's better than that breakfast we had in Amsterdam.
01:42Oh.
01:43Went to Amsterdam, did you?
01:44Yeah?
01:44Oh, I don't know.
01:47I don't even remember getting on the plane, to be honest.
01:49We took the train and they almost didn't let him on the train.
01:51He was out of it.
01:52Well, I would say boys would be boys, but I don't think we're allowed to anymore, are we?
01:56Ego, bon appetit.
01:56No, you're all right.
01:58I've got to clear up after last night.
01:59And I, Cinderella, you shall have your dirty fry up.
02:02Place is spick and span.
02:03Yeah, those took a bit of elbow grease, but got there in the end.
02:08I don't even have to be sticky.
02:09I know.
02:10I know it's because of my special recipe.
02:12I can show you.
02:12Look.
02:13So I nearly got on Dragon's Den with this, but the producers pulled it in the end because it turns
02:17out in certain enclosed spaces and combined with other chemicals, it can be a little bit like deadly.
02:22Alfie, deliveries.
02:23Thanks, Alfie.
02:24Okay.
02:25No rest for the handsoms.
02:26Trace, would you be in love and put those out for us, darling?
02:29Sure.
02:29Thanks.
02:30And there's a plate of this for you and all.
02:31Oh, great.
02:31Yeah.
02:33Love, Trace.
02:34Ain't she sound?
02:35Yeah.
02:37Cat, I know I can be a bit over-familiar, but I really just want to let you know how
02:43grateful
02:43we are.
02:44No, it's fine, Gemma, but just one night, yeah?
02:47You know, my kids.
02:49My pub.
02:50You don't need to explain.
02:52We get it.
02:55I'm gonna help Alfie.
02:56I'll come back for that later.
02:58In your secret cleaning recipe, yeah?
03:10I think it was too much.
03:13No.
03:14Don't be daft.
03:14Everyone loves a fry-up.
03:16Hey, you did good, babe.
03:19Hey, none of that.
03:21Come on.
03:23We'll sort this, yeah?
03:25Ed, we are flat, broke.
03:28I'm not sleeping on the street.
03:30And I'm not sleeping in a hostel.
03:33Then you know what you have to do then, don't you?
03:36Right?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Come on.
03:41Just scrape it off.
03:42It'll be fine.
03:43We can't serve it like that.
03:48Anything else?
03:49No, thanks.
03:51I take it you're nude hospitality.
03:53Good for you.
03:54Old dog, new tricks and all that.
03:56No.
03:57Pot meets kettle.
03:59Game meets game.
04:01So, you want some more coffee?
04:02Oh, no, I'll pass her.
04:04Have you got a suggestion box?
04:05No, I don't want to do any of that online stuff.
04:07Oh, I'm all ears.
04:09I mean, it's just something I can't quite put my finger on.
04:12Maybe it's the branding, but...
04:15Peacocks are ridiculous birds.
04:18All feather, no fly.
04:21Darling, you don't need to fly to look fabulous.
04:24But I sense there's a little bit of history here, yeah?
04:26You've been attacked by some rogue flock or something.
04:29I try and avoid big birds at all costs.
04:31I mean, think of the disease.
04:33Oh, quite.
04:34I mean, God forbid we should expose our little ones to anything toxic.
04:38If you're done with breakfast, then we can settle the bill.
04:42I regret to inform you that the room is no longer available.
04:46It's fine.
04:49Glad business is booming.
04:51I do worry about these quiet little backstreet hovels.
04:56Peacock Palace is on the square.
05:08Whatever you're selling, I ain't buying.
05:10Not selling.
05:11Gifting.
05:12For you.
05:13Sweet sister.
05:15Babe, I own a bar.
05:17But not a bar that sells a single malt for this vintage.
05:21Two rows, Merry Christmas, love Ned.
05:23Babe, you had one job.
05:25Bye.
05:27Don't think I might slam it.
05:29Just hear me out.
05:29Slammin' it.
05:30Just listen.
05:31Do you want me to break your foot?
05:31No!
05:34Bitch, fine.
05:35Don't worry.
05:36It's fine.
05:38You are such a child.
05:40Yeah, no, but I really just want to talk to you.
05:42Proper chat, sister to sister.
05:46Gemma, you couldn't give us hand with the cases, could you?
05:49Yeah, Rose, I'll be right there.
05:51Then you shouldn't have lied.
05:54Have a nice day.
05:58The label, Ned, come on!
06:00Gemma!
06:01Yeah, come in, Rose.
06:02I'll be right there, Mum.
06:05Right, so you can't buy her forgiveness.
06:07How do you appeal to her better nature?
06:10Million dollar question, innit?
06:12Ned, love.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Come in.
06:19No, Jean, I ain't told him.
06:21Well, because lunch with the kids didn't really seem like the right time to tell them that their new siblings
06:25would have a different dad.
06:28Hang on.
06:30Oh, I'll call you back.
06:39Are you serious?
06:40What are you sneaking up on me?
06:41Empty your pockets now.
06:42Mum, I'm not a kid.
06:43Yeah, and I ain't an idiot.
06:44Do you know what weed smells like to Vinda?
06:47Pockets, now!
06:53Oh!
06:55Right.
06:56Come on.
06:56Oh, Mum!
07:05Any luck?
07:06Yeah, sort of.
07:07Sort of, not really.
07:09In fact, if anything, I think I've made it worse.
07:10Nice one.
07:11Where's the dog?
07:12Oh.
07:13PJ's looking after him.
07:14Maybe the other way around.
07:16What, so me and Bud are the only ones capable of making friends around here?
07:22Hello.
07:22Another round of tap waters, is it then?
07:24They're just building their appetites.
07:26Yeah, well, we're running a business here, not a community centre.
07:29Hey!
07:30I had a donor.
07:31You are a donor.
07:34We will come in and order in a minute.
07:35Don't worry, I'll come in to you.
07:36I love your nail colour, by the way, it's lovely.
08:09All right, all right.
08:11Right, sit down there.
08:12Go on.
08:14Now.
08:14What is this?
08:15What, work experience?
08:16I'm not paying him.
08:17Trust me, you don't want a drug dealer on the payroll.
08:19Can we have a minute?
08:20Oh, no, no, no.
08:21I love a domestic.
08:22What's he dealing?
08:24Weed.
08:24Oh, lovely, yeah.
08:25My kids never got round to selling drugs.
08:27Oh, just Grand Theft Auto, was it?
08:29What were you thinking?
08:30It's just weed, Mum.
08:32If anyone else had that, I'd be a businessman.
08:33Oh, and if I was in a zoo, I'd be a tiger.
08:36Nugget.
08:36What the hell were you thinking?
08:38Right after everything that your dad's been through?
08:40What are you talking about that?
08:40And it's none of your business, anyway.
08:41Wait, what's the matter?
08:42You don't torture your mum like that.
08:43I don't remember any of us asking your opinion, mate.
08:45Who is this?
08:46What, the mouse that roared?
08:47Maybe I'm just done being lectured by a bunch of hypocrites.
08:49Wait, you listen to me, all right?
08:50Your mum works hard for you.
08:51She puts food on your table, buys you clothes.
08:54You want to throw all that away by dealing weak to stoners, do you?
08:56One of my customers is 81 and is arthritis, actually.
08:58So it's medicinal.
09:01We ain't telling that, though.
09:02Oh, why?
09:03Worried how he's going to react?
09:04Well, he should be.
09:05No, he'd be the right poem about it these days.
09:08Let's not tell him, yeah?
09:09I don't want him spiraling out again.
09:10Oh, well, that's good.
09:11He's not quite as dumb as he looks.
09:13She ain't going to put up with it, though.
09:15Yeah, two right.
09:16Come on, get up.
09:18All right.
09:19I'm going to take the rest of the day off, yeah?
09:21Hey, that's a funny way of asking.
09:23Max!
09:23All right, chill out, relax.
09:26I don't know just a man that can help you, actually, with the old...
09:28You know?
09:28Oh, ha-ha, very funny, Max.
09:33Nicola!
09:34Nick!
09:34Come quickly, Nick!
09:36Do you think I was born yesterday, babe?
09:38No, no, no, Nick, this is serious.
09:40Many of you lot got an inhaler.
09:41Jodie's having an asthma attack.
09:43What?
09:44Get in there.
09:48It's not here.
09:49Call an ambulance for crying that loud.
09:52Jodie!
09:52Jodie, darling, you've got to sit up.
09:54That's it, remember?
09:55That's it.
09:56Okay.
09:56Bye.
09:57Deep breaths.
09:58I knew those active lessons were going to pay off one day.
10:03Oh, yeah!
10:04We let you out and you've had time to think!
10:09That explains the new trainers, then.
10:11Yeah, and where he's been sneaking off to.
10:12Just carrying on the family business.
10:14If anything, I thought you'd be proud.
10:17Did you hear that?
10:18He thinks we should be proud.
10:19It's just weed.
10:20You know what?
10:21It's good stuff, too, because this guy had something the other day, yeah?
10:23He said he was so gone, he forgot to sit down.
10:25Davinda!
10:26Calm down.
10:27This stuff will be legal in a few years, anyways.
10:34Why?
10:35What do you mean, what?
10:36I mean, why?
10:42Now, you saw what I went through.
10:46Everything that happened to me.
10:48Now, all of that can be traced back to a single decision I made
10:50back when I was probably about your age.
10:53Yeah, the ripples took a long time to come to shore, but they did.
10:58That's a nice metaphor.
11:00From your therapist, was it?
11:02Yeah.
11:04You wouldn't know what.
11:05She was right.
11:07Now, you saw those ripples in real time, man.
11:09You want to go through the whole thing again?
11:11Why?
11:12And drop your attitude.
11:14Attitude?
11:15What attitude?
11:16This ain't attitude.
11:18This is surviving, Dad.
11:20Where were you?
11:21For months, where were you?
11:23Mum was already out with this new fella, so...
11:25What about me?
11:27Okay.
11:29That's fair.
11:32So now tell me the real reason.
11:34I just did.
11:34No, no, no, no, no.
11:35Everyone justifies why they do bad things.
11:37I had the stories I spun.
11:39But it weren't the real reason.
11:42Now, you weren't dealing to put food on the table, so why?
11:49I have to do something, innit?
11:51What do you mean?
11:52In case I get left on my own.
11:54What if you went off with your new fella?
11:56Or Avani went off to uni and...
11:57I didn't.
11:59Then what?
12:02I mean, it was just me and you, Dad, for so long and...
12:06That's fine.
12:06I didn't.
12:08But I didn't know if you were getting out of that place.
12:12So I prepped for the worst, innit?
12:13TREATING
12:21TREATING
12:23JAMMA!
12:24All this time and you still think you can solve a problem by shouting at it.
12:28No. Actually, I'm going to use brute force.
12:32Stop it! Stop it!
12:34Let me have a look.
12:36I was a bit late to start the doting mother act.
12:39I gave up on you years ago.
12:40Actually, Mum, I don't think it was ever a bow in your quiver, to be honest.
12:44Surprise. You remember the speed you severed ties?
12:47Was it worth it?
12:48I didn't have a choice.
12:50Did I?
12:52Actually, yeah, I think so.
12:54Because I've built myself a life, and I am doing just fine without you in it.
12:58Sounds it.
13:00Teddy in prison for killing a drug dealer.
13:03Barney the product of a roll-around with your personal trainer.
13:08Oh, yeah.
13:09Gemma told me all about it.
13:11Now, what's next?
13:12Oh, yeah, that's it.
13:14Living with a man fast approaching as many wives as Henry VIII.
13:18And poor Harry, an addict.
13:21Oh, God, I'd have to listen to this.
13:24Gemma! Stop it! Stop it!
13:33Do you know the last time we spent any actual extended time together?
13:39It's Christmas.
13:412009.
13:42Hardly a vintage year, was it?
13:43Yeah, and whose fault was that, eh?
13:46Sly digs, constant needling, trying to get a reaction.
13:49And you, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
13:52Knocking back the one like it was cheap squash.
13:56One-word answer to anything that I ever said!
14:07You used to love Christmas.
14:09You were the worst at getting to sleep.
14:12Fell asleep in front of the bedroom door.
14:16I'd forgotten about that.
14:19Your dad would stay up with you,
14:22trying to get you to sleep before Father Christmas came.
14:26Always did go above and beyond.
14:29Oh, yeah.
14:30He was such a hero.
14:35Is it tiring,
14:36this tough-as-nails act you put on?
14:40You must be exhausted.
14:43Why are you even here, Mum?
14:47The longer I stay,
14:48the more I wonder.
14:56Elephant!
14:58Will she stop banging?
14:59I can't believe you agreed to this.
15:01I didn't.
15:02I'm invested now.
15:04We shall learn now.
15:06It's not right.
15:07Calm at Killjoy.
15:08What if she said to know?
15:10Where do we go then?
15:12Well, you can stay with us as long as you need, right, mate?
15:15The camp?
15:16Even the dog?
15:17No, no.
15:19The dog's golden.
15:20He'll win you over.
15:23And I'm sure I can wrangle one more night out of Mr Moon.
15:26No, there won't be any need, babe.
15:27I can feel it.
15:28As long as you can cope with her biting both your heads off
15:30and you keep my name out of it.
15:32Yeah, no, maybe that's enough now, Gem.
15:34No, that's all right, Harry.
15:34Give him another five minutes.
15:38This is my fault.
15:39I led him to this.
15:40He's a grown adult, Ravi.
15:42He gave all of individual thoughts.
15:44Monkey see, monkey do.
15:46Why didn't you tell me about the first time?
15:50I didn't want you worrying.
16:01So they found out you're dealing drugs, then?
16:02Yes, actually.
16:06Ro.
16:09You know that means that I'm the favourite child now, right?
16:11I always have to make things about you, don't you, little princess?
16:14What, am I stealing your thunder, Pablo Esco?
16:16All right, okay, okay, okay, okay, look.
16:21Here's the deal, okay?
16:23You're going to make bad decisions in life.
16:25Loads, everyone does.
16:26But every time you're tempted to do something stupid,
16:29tell me or your mum.
16:31And each time you do, we'll...
16:34We'll put a fiver in a jar.
16:36I hope your dad's so jarring.
16:37And when the jar's full, we'll do something fun,
16:40like go to a theme park or the football.
16:45Or...
16:49a...
16:50wedding reception.
16:53You guys.
16:54Look, you want proof that things can work themselves out?
16:58This, this is your proof.
17:01I'm going to have to see you walking down the aisle
17:03before I fully believe it.
17:04Well, you better start believing it,
17:05because the bad days are behind us.
17:08Winning for the long one.
17:10Aren't we?
17:12Okay, I'm going to have the hen do abroad.
17:14Yeah, I'll be the stag, I'm there.
17:16Oh, yeah?
17:17Yeah.
17:19I do get it.
17:21You've told yourself a story.
17:23Wowing a tale.
17:25You needed to make something up so you could cope.
17:28That I do understand.
17:31Oh, shut up, Mum.
17:32It can't be easy for you
17:34knowing the role you play.
17:36Oh, this.
17:37Again.
17:39I could have worked through it.
17:41If you stayed.
17:43What?
17:44What, and forget
17:46everything that happened.
17:48Hey, everything he did.
17:51Everything I saw him do.
17:53To you.
17:54Your father was a good man.
17:56No, he wasn't, Mum.
17:58A good man who did right by his family.
18:01Loyal, a good father.
18:03A good husband.
18:05Worked day and night for you girls.
18:08No, it's just not true.
18:09Until you pushed him to the edge
18:11and he couldn't take any more.
18:13That's not what happened, Mum,
18:16and we both know it.
18:20I stopped him.
18:22No, I stopped him from hurting you.
18:28And you pretend like it never happened,
18:31but it did happen.
18:32That's enough!
18:45It's...
18:50We've got two choices.
18:53Heal old wounds
18:56or lose the soul forever.
19:00Oh, this is why
19:02we can't move on
19:03because you won't accept the truth
19:05and it always comes back
19:08to that night.
19:09We're your family.
19:12Gemma puts you on a pedestal.
19:14I want you to be close again.
19:19But on your terms?
19:33Sorry, I didn't mean to just
19:34blurt it out like that.
19:36No, I'm glad you did.
19:38Rorani's going to make
19:39the most unbearable bridesmaid,
19:41don't she?
19:41Oh, it's her big day now.
19:43You're just window dressing.
19:44Oh, you forget
19:45I get to choose her dress.
19:49I love you.
19:51I love you more.
19:58What?
19:59No, nothing.
20:03It's just what Nugget said.
20:05About you being out
20:06all the time
20:07and stuff like it's...
20:08Oh, come on, Ravi.
20:09You ain't going to go
20:10all caveman now, are you?
20:11No, no, no, no.
20:12It's just, um...
20:14I just want to know.
20:18Is there someone I know or...
20:20Would it matter if it was?
20:23Truthfully, yeah.
20:25Well, it's not.
20:27Okay, so can we just
20:28drop it, please, right?
20:29It's in the past.
20:30Cool.
20:31It's done.
20:32Good.
20:33And it is done, isn't it?
20:34Yes, Ravi, it's done.
20:37You trust me, right?
20:40Yeah.
20:42Yeah, of course I do.
20:50You know, it's a good job
20:51I don't know them, I suppose.
20:52Oh, my's out.
20:54Well, I'd have to kill them,
20:55wouldn't I?
21:03Nothing.
21:05Silence.
21:06Just let them out.
21:08Enough's enough.
21:14You OK?
21:16Yeah, I'm fine.
21:21So, how'd it go?
21:22Well, you can put the bunt in away.
21:25First thing in the morning,
21:25we're leaving.
21:27After all that?
21:29After all that.
21:33Nate, you tried, babe.
21:35Not hard enough.
21:39What?
21:40There's a lot of water
21:40under that bridge.
21:41We weren't built that strongly
21:42in the first place.
21:43What if this is it?
21:44What if this is the last time
21:45you see each other?
21:46Well, then at least
21:46I'll know I was right.
21:48Look, don't worry.
21:49I'll see you at the funeral
21:50because I'm going to make sure
21:51that witch burns.
21:52Oh, don't.
21:53Come here, my love of you.
21:54I love you too.
22:08Oh, um, I forgot my phone.
22:10Right.
22:12She hasn't come with an apology, no?
22:13You're understanding
22:14and generous boss.
22:16I, um,
22:17must have forgot that
22:18on the floor outside.
22:19Yeah.
22:21Had to go with Nugget, anyway.
22:22Fine, I think.
22:23I mean, he's agreed
22:24just pack it in
22:25and I think I believe him.
22:26That's good.
22:28Look, thanks for
22:29stepping in earlier.
22:30I don't think he expected that.
22:31That's all right.
22:32You're a good mum, Priya.
22:34Just don't think
22:35you get enough credit, that's all.
22:36Yeah, or praise.
22:37Well, there's been a parent
22:39all over, innit?
22:40It's thankless
22:41till they want money.
22:43Mm-mm.
22:45Something a bit, uh,
22:46different about you.
22:48Like what?
22:49I don't know, he just
22:51seemed a bit sad or something.
22:55Oh.
22:56Oh, it's just been
22:56a rough few weeks
22:57but, um,
22:59I think I'll turn the corner today.
23:00Oh, that's good.
23:01Missy, old Priya.
23:02She was fun, she was.
23:03Oh, was she?
23:04Well, she had a moment.
23:06Right, come on.
23:07Walk you home.
23:08I'm fine.
23:09No, this ain't chivalry.
23:11Cindy's got me on
23:12this pre-wedding diet.
23:13I've got to get my steps up.
23:14Still got...
23:163,000 a garden, so...
23:19Well, you done?
23:20Come on, Fanny.
23:21Ha, ha, ha.
23:51I know you probably don't want to talk.
23:55Correct.
24:00Maybe just listen then.
24:06I've buried my pain for a long time.
24:09Turns out it wasn't my best plan.
24:15I don't think it's your best plan either.
24:19I get it, Nick.
24:22You hate your mum.
24:26But maybe it's worth tolerating her.
24:29Take your sisters back.
24:33It's all in between two roses.
24:41Petra.
24:43You think about it.
24:57So that 3,000 then?
25:01Nope.
25:01Not even 300.
25:03Well...
25:03The claimers ain't gonna write a song about it, are they?
25:10Well, I should know.
25:12I used to live with one.
25:14You don't mean that.
25:15No, of course I don't.
25:17It's just dark humour.
25:19Gets me through, I guess.
25:20Yeah, well...
25:21Bat times are over now, aren't they?
25:24Sunlit uplands of a happy relationship.
25:29What?
25:36There's gonna be hiccups and drama.
25:37The question is, is it worth it?
25:40So worth it.
25:42Something that matters, innit?
25:45I always thought of you as an unserious man.
25:52Oh, I'm gonna get back.
25:53Alright.
25:56Don't look at my bum when I'm walking away, yeah?
25:59Don't flatter yourself.
26:00What are you looking for, innit?
26:01Yeah.
26:14You got it.