00:04Oh, golly, they've been remaking movies almost as long as they've been making movies, so get over it, I guess.
00:10Or don't. I don't know. Die mad about it. That's your choice. I don't give a fuck. America. Now, that's
00:18politics.
00:26Just ain't nothing to be done. Praise be. Praise be.
00:36Hacha! Brought to you by Pumpkin Computers. If it ain't Pumpkin, it ain't Jack. I'll be right back.
00:45You're nasty as wealthy. I should be calling you nasty. Do you get it? Do you like that?
00:51Well, you're gross. And that's why I don't respect your personal choices. With Pumpkin, I mean, I should have worked
00:55in Jack-O-Lantern somewhere, because I thought that's where they were going with that whole, like, Jack shit. I
00:59don't know.
00:59Listen, listen. I was thinking Jack-O-Lantern, too. Oh, baby, do not think you're gonna hurt yourself.
01:04I don't know. It's not there. It's not fucking happening. Ready? Jack-O-Lantern can't go back a lantern.
01:13Can't go back a lantern. It's perfect. Can't go back a lantern is perfect to you? Do you hear yourself?
01:19I hear myself. I have ears. Just out of curiosity, because if you could hear yourself, you would know that
01:23you sound asinine right now. Derek died today. And you chose to be asinine.
01:31Derek is dead, and you're being asinine. Get the H-E double hockey sticks in here, and how are you
01:39doing tonight?
01:40Well, I don't know how you're doing, because I can't see you. But I do know you better buckle the
01:44F you double fuck up, because we got a couple hot ones on the menu for you tonight.
02:03I'll see you later.
