00:00Hi, this is the private investigator innit. I don't want anybody else knowing what I'm doing.
00:06Are you alone at the moment? Nobody in the house?
00:09No. Why? Do you want to come round?
00:11Do you want to come and look after me?
00:14Can I take any of your details?
00:16Nope, not yet. I just need to know how much I can trust you.
00:20If I tell you something private, my favourite colour is red, right?
00:26What's my favourite colour?
00:27Red?
00:28No, you're not meant to say anything. This is private.
00:31OK, give me another go.
00:33My girlfriend's called Chardonnay.
00:35What's my girlfriend called?
00:36Er, Pinot Grigio.
00:38You're hired. Right, OK. So...
00:43I've got an Uncle Barry, and I think he's up to no good.
00:47If you'd just give me a little, maybe a few more details?
00:50We've been shifty and shady. What more do you need to know?
00:53We went into the Lego shop and they stole a Lego head.
00:57People will be wanting to put these bodies together and go,
00:59Ooh, I've not got a head.
01:00Is there any chance that you could maybe call the police?
01:04What, I'm not a grass!