00:00All right, do you want to tell me what happened?
00:02Yeah, okay.
00:04So there was a guy, and he ejaculated on my pants.
00:09And he had an alien penis.
00:12No, no, no, it didn't.
00:13Weird stuff started happening, because I guess, like, I'm pregnant now.
00:18Alien pregnant?
00:20No.
00:20Congratulations.
00:21No, no, no.
00:22I tried to get rid of it.
00:24I don't think it worked, because I was vomiting before.
00:27But then I came here with the guy, and the doctors were trying to pull us apart, right?
00:32And so I just accidentally, like...
00:36Do you wish him any further harm?
00:39Not at this time, no.
00:42Okay, I'll put him there.
00:46Hmm.
00:47Listen, he may still press charges when he wakes up, but, uh, for now, I think you're good to go.
00:54What? No.
00:55Was there something else?
00:56Uh, yeah.
00:57Yeah, yeah.
00:58The alien stuff.
01:00Oh, well, it's not illegal to have a weird penis.
01:08Awesome.
01:09Hey, good luck.
01:10You're gonna be a mum.
01:11Ooh.
