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00:42Welcome to the Bar Store Polish Football Show, live from Bloomington, home of the national
00:48champion, Indiana Hoosiers, baby.
00:57Yeah, it's kind of like aliens landed on Earth.
01:04Like, I mean, it's hard to believe we're in Bloomington and they're the defending football
01:09national champions.
01:12It's crazy.
01:13It doesn't make any sense.
01:17And actually, the ultimate sign of respect, I used to wear Indiana gear when I came here
01:22because I thought Indiana was, like, cute.
01:25It's like, oh, you guys, your candy pants and your little football team, which always
01:30suck.
01:30But now I've got to wear the Michigan gear.
01:32This is a real school, a real team, national champs.
01:36I cannot believe we're here.
01:39How did you get here?
01:40Dan, we've been doing this show for nine years now.
01:43This is our ninth season.
01:44And in the bus before we came out here, not only did Dave put on Michigan, you had to
01:47put on Wisconsin.
01:48I had to put on Wisconsin.
01:49Listen, Brandon and I were talking on the ride over.
01:51Four years ago, we were here in Bloomington.
01:55Hold on, relax.
01:56Everybody relax.
01:57Don't be upset because Indiana hasn't won at the Kohl Center since we opened it 25 years
02:01ago.
02:03Let me finish.
02:04I'm going to give a compliment.
02:06Brandon and I were talking.
02:07Four years ago, we came to Bloomington for Ohio State, Indiana.
02:11We did maybe the worst show we've ever done.
02:13We did in the bowling alley, three miles from the stadium.
02:17No one showed up.
02:18You guys are national champions.
02:20It's fucking unreal.
02:21And it's a fan base that wanted it, that's passionate.
02:24They didn't even want it.
02:25Yeah, they wanted it.
02:26They did not want it.
02:27They didn't even care about football.
02:28They didn't know they wanted it.
02:30Brandon?
02:32Yeah.
02:33So for two years, I've been ragging on Indiana and Kurt Cignetti, and two years ago when
02:37they were a fraud and a fake and a phony, I said they're a fraud, a fake, and a phony,
02:40but sometimes...
02:43You just have to.
02:44You can't help yourself.
02:45Sometimes a ball knower like me has to just lay down his sword and say, I'm sitting at
02:49the home of the defending national champions.
02:50You guys win.
02:51You guys beat me.
02:56So I'm the only one on this panel who has a national champion in recent memory, so I
03:01know how you guys feel.
03:03We won a couple years ago, but when you think, I don't know why you're booing me, I've given
03:06you your flowers, all right?
03:08You guys are a great football team, you've got a great coach, but don't start this rivalry
03:12this quick.
03:13Brandon Walker, Mississippi State, never going to win.
03:16Okay.
03:16Wisconsin, never going to win.
03:18Texas A&M, maybe.
03:20I'll take that.
03:21I'll take it.
03:23It, it, I still can't, I may say that all season.
03:25But you can't say never.
03:26Indiana won.
03:27You can't say never after what they did.
03:29That's true.
03:30It's one of the greatest stories in sports history.
03:32They've redefined what college football is, and a school like Rutgers, who's an absolute
03:36embarrassment, can look in the mirror and say, hey, if Indiana can do it, maybe we can
03:41do it.
03:42So it is a great story.
03:43I still can't believe it.
03:45I don't know whether to hate these guys or congratulate them, but the national champs in
03:49Bloomington, Indiana, and football.
03:51In football, it's hard to believe.
03:53I don't think they know either.
03:54They're both being mean and respectful at the same time.
03:56They don't know what to do.
03:57They don't know what the fuck to do.
03:58I mean, three years ago, they were the worst program in college football history.
04:02The worst.
04:02That's not hyperbole.
04:03The actual worst.
04:04And now they're national champions two years after Chris and Randy gets here.
04:07The logical question, is it a basketball school or a football school?
04:10It's a football school.
04:11Okay.
04:12Well, this year on the college football show, we have Mike Kadick, who went to Indiana, played
04:16for Indiana, played for Coach Lake.
04:17Are you guys a football or a basketball school?
04:19Come on.
04:20It's a football, man.
04:21We got to fire this thing up a little bit.
04:23Who?
04:23Who?
04:24Who?
04:25Who?
04:26Who?
04:26Who?
04:26Who?
04:27Who?
04:27Who?
04:27Who?
04:27Who?
04:27Who?
04:28Who?
04:28Who?
04:28Who?
04:29Absolutely fired up to be here with you guys.
04:30The best place on earth, the school of champions that they were saying.
04:33Brandon, fuck you.
04:36What did I do?
04:38You knew you were going to take a shot from them.
04:39What the hell did I do?
04:40Yeah, it's a little ridiculous you're wearing the jersey after everything you said.
04:43You're shitting us for two years, Brandon.
04:45Two years you're shitting us.
04:45And here's the thing, too, Kadick.
04:47I think Indiana's somehow underrated this year.
04:49People aren't respecting them enough this year.
04:51It's true.
04:52Like, what does Kurt Cignetti have to do?
04:54Like, they should be number one right now.
04:56They should be the number one team in the country.
04:58I agree with you there.
04:59And it's also, it's so interesting to see what's going to happen because they were such a good
05:04story, and you guys are all singing the Fernando song, and it's going viral, and it's really
05:10like, oh, look at cute Indiana.
05:12Now, the defending champs, you got the new quarterback, which we don't know about.
05:16I'm very curious to see how they're perceived.
05:19Well, we had Kurt Cignetti on part of my take a month ago, and we asked him, like, you got
05:23a bigger, you got a big target on your back.
05:25He said, I got a bigger gun.
05:26Yeah.
05:27And that's the type of guy he is.
05:28He's a fucking badass.
05:29Can I answer, Kadick, why I'm wearing the shirt?
05:31Can I answer you why I'm wearing the shirt?
05:32Did you lose a bet?
05:33Whenever you see a group of absolute pathetic losers like this, whenever you see a fan base
05:39of losers, whenever you see a fan base that has lost and lost and lost, and then all of
05:46a sudden they win, you got to feel good for them.
05:48So, yay.
05:49We won the championship.
05:51He's patting you on the head.
05:53He's patting you on the head.
05:54The greatest thing about Brandon Walker is whenever he does these rants, he 100% forgets.
06:01He goes to Mississippi State.
06:02Like, your school sucks.
06:05Also, also, what I love about Brandon Walker, do you remember when we did Maction a couple
06:09years ago?
06:10We got in the car after the NIU game, and Brandon said, I think I'm tired of being the heel.
06:15I might do a face turn.
06:16He can't help himself.
06:17He can't help himself.
06:18He called you pathetic loser.
06:19The jersey is a face turn.
06:21They're champs.
06:21They're literally the national champs.
06:22That's what I said.
06:23Whenever you see a group that's been losers their whole life, and then they win, it's
06:26awesome.
06:27We're five minutes into the season, and you cannot help yourself.
06:31You can't help yourself.
06:32Who, who, Hoosiers?
06:34So, obviously, you want to do this?
06:37You want to try one more time?
06:38No, I don't.
06:39K-Dick, do it.
06:40Who, who, who?
06:41Hoosiers!
06:42Who, who, who?
06:43Hoosiers!
06:44Who, who, who?
06:45Hoosiers!
06:45I'm just going to press the K-Dick button whenever I need it.
06:47That's what you need to do.
06:48That's the easy button.
06:49We're going to talk about this game later on, but let's get into the Wendy's weekend
06:52preview.
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07:11Here's the beef.
07:12Fresh beef available in the contiguous U.S., Alaska, and Canada.
07:16I believe Spider is going to be bringing us some burgers.
07:18Brandon, you know I'm going to make you eat a burger this early in the morning.
07:20Yeah, I'm ready.
07:21Let's go.
07:21Let's eat.
07:21He's actually already had a Wendy's already, right?
07:23Now, like 7.30 in the morning?
07:24I did.
07:25This would be my second Wendy's burger.
07:26So, obviously, this slate, there are some really good games.
07:29It's kind of a quiet slate.
07:31Yeah, I don't know if there's really good games.
07:32It's a terrible slate.
07:33Well, but there are some.
07:34We're going to talk about some.
07:35Well, I mean, the defending national champs are playing North Texas.
07:38Correct.
07:38Correct.
07:39But it's still week one.
07:40We have some games to talk about.
07:42Finally, we're playing football.
07:43The drama.
07:43We are going to start with a game more so to talk about Oregon.
07:46It's Boise State at number two, Oregon.
07:47Oregon minus 24.5.
07:49The over under 51.5.
07:50Dave, I'll start with you.
07:51A lot of talk about, and like Dan just said, who should be the number one team in the country?
07:54A lot of people think Indiana.
07:56Some people are picking Notre Dame to win.
07:58A lot of people also back on Oregon.
08:00Because Dan Lanning brought Dante Moore back, this team is stacked.
08:03Can he get over a hump this year?
08:05Yeah, I think it's a big year for Dan Lanning in Oregon.
08:08I feel like the last couple of years, everyone's been picking them.
08:11They've been a hot team, and then they've gotten boat raced in the playoffs.
08:14So I think this is the year they've got to break through.
08:16I don't know that they're going to.
08:18I like Boise State in this game with the points.
08:20I don't know if it's going to tell us a lot either way.
08:23Oregon season, they're one of the teams.
08:25Everyone's expecting them to make the playoffs.
08:27But they've got to win, and they've got to win big in the playoffs.
08:29If not, it's a disappointment.
08:31Dan, what do you think?
08:32I'm taking Oregon in this game.
08:33And listen, I believe in Dan Lanning.
08:35The losses, they're 38-5 in the last three years, and their five losses are to the national
08:40champions twice last year, the national champion the year before, and the runner-up the year
08:45before that.
08:46They just got that one game that they've got to win.
08:48They win all the other games, and that starts with today.
08:51They're going to kill Boise.
08:52Are they going to kill Boise?
08:53Yeah, they're going to kill Boise.
08:54And a lot of people are talking about Boise having a great season, too, but to open up
08:57with Oregon.
08:58I mean, Maddox Madsen's a good quarterback, and Boise's going to have a good season, but Oregon's
09:02on a different level.
09:03Brandon, what do you think?
09:04All right, I'm about to say something.
09:06Oh, boy.
09:06The Big Ten is the best conference in college football.
09:08That has been established.
09:10That is true.
09:10I'm not saying it so you'll cheer.
09:12I'm saying it because it's the truth.
09:13The Big Ten.
09:14No shit.
09:15Like, duh.
09:16No duh.
09:17Well, that's a big statement, Brandon.
09:18The Big Ten runs college football.
09:20No shit.
09:21But for Brandon to admit that, it's pretty big.
09:23He's been saying it.
09:24I mean, the last three national champs, we win every single playoff game.
09:28The SEC is basically a couple levels ahead of the biggies of the matching.
09:33Everybody shut the fuck up, okay?
09:36Are you going to tell us the sun's going to rise tomorrow, too?
09:39Grass is green.
09:40The Big Ten is the best conference.
09:41They've won three straight national championships.
09:43This conference will make it four this year with their fourth different team.
09:46Oregon is your national champ, and Oregon rolls today against Boise State.
09:49Cross them off the list, then.
09:50Yeah, Penn State and Clemson was his pick last year.
09:53Well, that's tough, because I also think that Oregon is going to win the national champ.
09:57Best chance of the year.
09:59Early, too.
10:02Great chance.
10:03Great chance.
10:05Hey, North Texas boys, what's up?
10:08Brandon.
10:08There are a couple of North Texas guys there.
10:11Brandon, you can't even get through one show without this.
10:16It's all good.
10:16You love it, though, right?
10:17I was doing a face turn until I looked at him.
10:20That's fair.
10:20I also have Oregon winning the national championship.
10:22You bring Dante Moore, who probably would not have gone over Fernando Mendoza.
10:27Oh.
10:27It's a Portnoy chant.
10:29I mean, they hate you.
10:31They hate you.
10:31They hate you.
10:32That's right.
10:32I believe so.
10:32He's an admirable guy.
10:33They hate you.
10:34Let's go to Clemson at number 11, LSU.
10:37LSU minus 10.5.
10:38The over-under at 50.5.
10:40Brandon, I will start with you.
10:41This game has all the headlines right now.
10:43You've got Lane Kiffin with all the drama in the offseason, the NFL players looming on
10:47the roster.
10:48Then you have Dabo, who refuses to evolve.
10:51He will not go into the transfer portal.
10:53He's doubled down on it again.
10:54This is a massive game today.
10:56I think Lane Kiffin is the top five coach in this country.
10:59I think he's going to win a national title in the next five years.
11:02But he is a magnificent piece of shit.
11:05And he has spent the entire week, entire offseason, distracting his team.
11:08Now they've got to come out.
11:10They're going to be at home.
11:11A lot of pressure on them.
11:12And Clemson is just flying under the radar.
11:13There's got to be talent there.
11:14LSU wins, but Clemson covers the 10.5.
11:16Is there talent there?
11:17There's talent.
11:18I'm looking at Clemson, and I looked at their quarterback situation.
11:21They're starting a senior, Christopher Vizzini.
11:23Sure.
11:25That's not Clemson.
11:26Where's Trevor Lawrence?
11:27Where's Sean Watson?
11:28I think that's the problem.
11:29It's Clemson's fall-off.
11:30They don't have the talent anymore to compete.
11:32I like Sam Levitt a lot.
11:34I think LSU wins and covers.
11:35I don't like Sam Levitt a lot.
11:36That's what's holding me back.
11:37I don't.
11:37As long as he can stay on the field.
11:39Sure.
11:39Clemson has refused to go into the transfer portal.
11:41It's the first time since 2011, Dave, that they are not ranked in the top 25 AP preseason
11:46poll, which seems nuts because Dabo's won national championship.
11:49But this is the thing.
11:50Like, LSU is trying to get NFL players.
11:53They're playing the game.
11:54Clemson, Dabo's going down a slide thinking it's 2015.
11:57He's going to get recruits because they put a barbershop in the facility.
12:01Yeah, he's doubling down on, hey, I am not going to evolve.
12:04Like you mentioned, Dan, didn't even go out and get a quarterback, didn't get anybody
12:06on the offensive line.
12:07Dave, do you think, though, they can hang with LSU today?
12:09Well, first of all, I sort of respect the stubbornness.
12:12I am, I think, falling for the banana in the tailpipe because it just seems like a lot
12:16of points with Clemson.
12:17I think Sam Levitt is a dark horse Heisman candidate.
12:20I think he's going to be excellent at LSU.
12:22And I think LSU is a title contender.
12:25But I'm still going to take the points.
12:26I'm also going to say, you know what?
12:28The best shirt that I've seen here?
12:30Someone's walking around in an NWO Indiana shirt, New World Order.
12:34I like that.
12:35Now, that is a big-time shirt.
12:36That's an amazing shirt.
12:38That is a big-time shirt over there.
12:40Indiana.
12:40It is a New World Order.
12:41Oh, hell yes.
12:42What's up is down and down is up.
12:43Hell yes.
12:44It makes no sense.
12:45I cannot believe they won the national championship.
12:48I can't believe it.
12:49I need to know how old that guy is, too, because he's got the coolest shirt in here.
12:52He looks pretty old.
12:53He's in the 60s.
12:54And he's 54.
12:5554?
12:5654.
12:5754.
12:58Okay.
12:58He looks like a long shirt.
12:59That's why when I said the shirt, nobody knew what the hell I was talking about.
13:03It's a great shirt for all of us that are a little bit older.
13:05Okay, Kadic, you've obviously played in this new era of college football.
13:08You know that Lane Kiffin is the self-proclaimed transfer portal king.
13:13Dabo not doing it from a player's standpoint.
13:15What do you think could happen today?
13:16I think, you know, the way in the new age of college football, you've got to adapt.
13:21Head coach Lane Kiffin coming in, you've got to create a new culture and a new place.
13:24Dabo's been at Clemson for years, so he has that culture down pat.
13:28But at the end of the day, you have to adapt in this new age, and I think LSU's going
13:33to
13:33thump them today.
13:33Okay, I'm going to take Clemson with the points I think LSU's going to win.
13:36But week one, with all this drama, and we still don't know exactly what Lane's going
13:40to do with those players, I'm going to have Clemson keep playing.
13:42They're not playing, right?
13:43They're not playing, but you never know with Lane.
13:44They're not even on the roster.
13:45By the way, this is a big story.
13:46You never know.
13:47We're going to talk about the recruiting, the NFL kids.
13:49We need college football to stop acting like it's still college.
13:52These kids are getting paid.
13:53They're the pros.
13:54They did that fifth year rule after these kids declared, let them play.
13:59It's not like they're superstars.
14:00They didn't make the NFL roster.
14:02This is Division I football.
14:03Let it, anything goes.
14:05Anything goes in college football.
14:06Which is why Lane could probably pull something.
14:08I don't think they're going to play today.
14:10What are you doing that for?
14:10Brandon, what do you think about this?
14:13I just want to play football, man.
14:15Okay.
14:15I just want to play football.
14:16I actually agree with Dave.
14:17I like that it's Lane Kiffin so we can all raise our fists and say, Lane, you idiot.
14:21But I agree with Dave.
14:22It's two guys.
14:23Let them go.
14:23It's 40 guys, however many it is.
14:25Just let them play.
14:25These are not guys that we're going to be starting for the New York Giants.
14:27And they made that rule after they declared.
14:30Four football, less court rulings.
14:32Yes.
14:33Agreed.
14:33Which is why week one finally being here is great.
14:36It's making me puke because I turn on the TV, I see that little rat, Famel, from ESPN,
14:43makes me want to throw up seeing his face every two seconds.
14:45I want to watch football, not Pete Famel in a courtroom.
14:49All right.
14:49Well, Dan, speaking of watching football, your team plays on Sunday, plays tomorrow.
14:53Wisconsin at number four, Notre Dame, Notre Dame minus 20 and a half.
14:56The over under 46 and a half.
14:58Yeah.
14:58All right, Dan.
14:59Hey, hey, listen.
15:00Fuck Notre Dame, right?
15:02Fuck Notre Dame.
15:04But year four with Luke Fickle.
15:06Yeah.
15:06Stuck by their guy.
15:07We're going to get fucking killed.
15:09But that's all right.
15:10I'm going to take the points.
15:12Listen, Wisconsin, we finally have a defense that I feel is to the level that we needed it to be.
15:17Mason Poza, Cooper Catalano, really, really good linebackers who are going to be the identity
15:23of that defense.
15:23We've got to just keep our quarterback healthy.
15:25We lost our quarterback three years in a row.
15:27Just be competitive in this game.
15:29Fuck Notre Dame.
15:30Fuck Notre Dame.
15:32Dave, a lot of people picking Notre Dame as their national champion this year.
15:36You don't have Jeremiah Love.
15:37You don't have Darius Price.
15:38But you do bring back CJ Carr.
15:40What do you think?
15:41Yeah, I think Notre Dame's the real deal, obviously.
15:43They got this cupcake schedule because they are afraid to join a conference.
15:47They probably get the shit beaten out of them in the Big Ten.
15:50But they are a good team.
15:51They're going to be healthy.
15:52They will make the playoffs.
15:55And for Dan's sake, I like Dan.
15:57I've known Dan a long time.
15:59We just got to get Wisconsin football back to him, not avoiding road trips.
16:04Correct.
16:04Correct.
16:04Where he's like, no, we can't go to this game, that game.
16:06I don't want to go.
16:07Correct.
16:07So I think they lose by 40 today.
16:10But maybe within two to three years, they're back to competitive.
16:14Okay.
16:15So there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
16:16Fuck Notre Dame.
16:17Notre Dame didn't accept all of you.
16:20All right?
16:20I know.
16:21I hate Notre Dame too.
16:22Is that true?
16:23Yes.
16:23Yes.
16:23A lot of you applied to Notre Dame.
16:25If you guys all apply to Notre Dame and not get in, you're lying.
16:28The people that are looking down.
16:30That's what he said.
16:30There ain't no way you could even figure out the application process, dude.
16:34There ain't even no way you could figure out the fucking website.
16:36It's funny.
16:38There's a lot of people saying no emphatically, and a lot of people just look straight down
16:41at me.
16:41Everyone's like, oh, fuck.
16:42That is good.
16:43Shit.
16:44I'm not just glazing.
16:46I would much rather go to Indiana.
16:47A hundred percent.
16:48A hundred percent.
16:49And Notre Dame sucks.
16:50Indiana is universally one of the better schools, more fun schools, great campus.
16:54Notre Dame's kind of a loser school.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Shane Gillis, loser.
16:58You go for four years.
16:59You date the same girl named Mary Kate for four years.
17:03Okay, Brandon, do you think, I'm going to start with you with Wisconsin, and then we'll
17:06get to Notre Dame.
17:07Do you think that they could fire Luke Fickle this season?
17:09Yeah.
17:10Yeah, they definitely could.
17:10After this game?
17:11Not after this game.
17:12No, not after this game, but yes, they could fire.
17:14Of course.
17:15By mid-October, he could be fired.
17:17No, I don't think they'll fire in season, but this is the season.
17:19I mean, he said it himself.
17:20Yeah.
17:21He's on the high.
17:22I'm shocked he's still there.
17:23I meant in season, do you think he could be fired?
17:25Yeah, he could be, but I think tomorrow night, Notre Dame is going to, it's more about how good
17:29Notre Dame is than how bad Wisconsin is.
17:31Dan's moving up the rankings.
17:32He's got a big red, like, bat phone with Wisconsin, and I've donated some of my money, so I can
17:38complain now.
17:40But, Dan, you really don't think they would fire him in season?
17:42I don't think in season.
17:43The schedule, listen, we finally got a schedule break.
17:45We've had the worst schedule in the country the last couple of years, so I think Wisconsin
17:50is good enough to win seven or eight games, which would probably keep them, but this game
17:54is, this game's irrelevant.
17:55This game was scheduled, like, ten years ago.
17:58I think it's actually, like, should have happened three years ago, but COVID and all that
18:01stuff, so this game's irrelevant.
18:03Be competitive.
18:05Keep everyone healthy.
18:06Get into the regular season.
18:08Brandon, who are you picking for this game?
18:09Notre Dame comfortably.
18:11Okay.
18:11I feel the same way.
18:12Yeah, there's nothing to talk about with that game.
18:13All right, last game we're going to talk about before Indiana at the end of the show.
18:15Number 24, Louisville at number nine, Ole Miss.
18:18Ole Miss minus six and a half.
18:19The over-under at 55 and a half.
18:20The only ranked matchup this weekend.
18:22Dave, a lot of people talking about Ole Miss with Trinidad Chambliss and everything that
18:26Pete Golding has coming back, but Louisville, sneaky, very good team coming into this season.
18:30Yeah, you know, I keep hearing people at Barstool talk about Louisville.
18:33They've talked me into Louisville a little bit.
18:35I'm going to take Ole Miss minus six and a half at home.
18:38I know the quarterback.
18:39I don't know nothing about Louisville.
18:41All I've heard in the hallways of our office is that Louisville is very good and competitive,
18:46but still, I'm going to take Ole Miss here.
18:48Dan?
18:48Jeff Brom is an underdog.
18:50He's a really good coach.
18:52I also like, I'm a sucker for this.
18:54I'm a sucker for any time you get a transfer quarterback from a big-name program, Louisville's
19:00going to be starting OSU quarterback.
19:01I'm like, that guy still has to be good, right?
19:04Yeah.
19:04It's like why I never give up on first-round draft picks.
19:06He lost to Julian Sanders.
19:07Yeah, like, that guy has to be good.
19:09He got recruited and went to Ohio State, so I'm going to take Louisville plus the points.
19:14Brandon, I know who you're going to take here.
19:16Yeah, Louisville money line.
19:17Louisville's winning.
19:18The Ole Miss gravy train is over.
19:19Lane Kiffin's in Baton Rouge.
19:20It all comes crashing down starting tomorrow.
19:22It's going to be fine.
19:22And also, listen, Trinidad Chambliss is a very good quarterback.
19:26Trinidad Chambliss played out of his mind down the stretch.
19:28I don't know if that level is sustainable for an entire season.
19:32And he shouldn't be in college football.
19:33He got the bonus here.
19:34Well, we just talked about how they should get the bonus here.
19:36No, no, no.
19:36Now you're being hypocritical.
19:38No, I'm not.
19:39This is different.
19:39He's talking about five for five.
19:41This is his sixth year.
19:42This is different.
19:43Five for five, by the way, sounds delicious.
19:45It does.
19:46I'm going to take Ole Miss as well.
19:48Kadek, what do you think?
19:50Take it, Ole Miss, because Jeff Brom used to coach at Purdue,
19:52and we fucking hate those people.
19:54West Lafayette's the most disgusting place on earth,
19:57and for that reason, I'm taking Ole Miss.
19:58He hates Purdue with his whole heart.
20:01You know, but to Kadek's defense,
20:03nobody ever disputes that Purdue's the worst place on earth.
20:06Even Purdue people like it's disgusting.
20:09We just have to go here.
20:10That's the one place, you know how bad Purdue is?
20:12We've been everywhere in the country.
20:14Oh, never been to Purdue.
20:16Not even sniff it.
20:17We've never even thought about going to Purdue.
20:18It's never even been mentioned to go to Purdue.
20:21It's actually, can I just say something real quick?
20:23As national champions, it's actually beneath you guys to even think about Purdue anymore.
20:28Yeah.
20:29Like, they're not even, you're in a different weight class now.
20:32Different universe.
20:33Yeah, we have been doing this show for almost a decade.
20:34Purdue has never been a conversation.
20:36Never come up in a production meeting, hey, let's go to Purdue, said nobody.
20:41Let's go to the Goat of the Week presented by Reese's.
20:43Every week brings another chance for players to cement their legacy as the goat.
20:47But while that debate rages on about who's the best on the field,
20:50there's zero debate about the candy aisle.
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20:57So whether it's gearing up for kickoff, watching from the couch,
21:00bring the ultimate MVP to the game day spread,
21:02because everything happens for Reese's.
21:05This year, we are doing our Goat of the Week, player, coach, fan.
21:09So, Dave, who are you going with?
21:10I'm starting with UMass quarterback William Pup Watts.
21:13And this guy, I'm ready to give him the Heisman.
21:16He absolutely dismantled Rutgers.
21:18They hadn't won a game in three years.
21:20Came from, what was it, Virginia Tech?
21:22This is one of those quarterbacks that, like, I feel around week six,
21:26all the teams that didn't get quarterbacks in the portal are going to be like,
21:29how do we let this guy, kind of like the Vandy kid.
21:31So, unbelievable performance.
21:33They were 30-point underdogs.
21:35They won by 30.
21:37I put so much money on Rutgers, it ruined my college football season.
21:40I'm wearing a scarlet R to remind me the rest of the year,
21:45never, ever do anything with Rutgers.
21:47That was a tough way to start the 2026 season.
21:50Brutal.
21:50All right, Dan, who's your Goat?
21:51All right, I got a couple Goats.
21:52I got some bonus Goats.
21:53But off of that game, the fan, the Rutgers fan that called in,
21:56they did a fireworks display after Rutgers got their teeth kicked in.
22:01And a fan called into a radio show saying, forget the fireworks,
22:05we need a firing squad.
22:06That guy's my Goat because no one should be that big of a Rutgers fan
22:09to be, like, so upset the next day they call in.
22:11Also, Malachi Tony last night, he had those nerds in hell,
22:1513 catches, 234 yards, three touchdowns.
22:18And my final Goat, this is not about football,
22:21but Pete Crow Armstrong is the most electric player in Major League Baseball.
22:25That catch he made last night, he's NL MVP.
22:27Some of us might have bet him 15 to 1.
22:30Brandon, by the way, while this is happening,
22:31I heard people booing, and I thought maybe they were booing.
22:33No, I thought it was North Texas flag.
22:34No, it doesn't matter how many times in our production meetings with Fox,
22:38we tell them not to walk on stage during our show.
22:41Brady Quinn's going to walk on stage.
22:43Oh, he's going to show his muscles.
22:45Damn it.
22:46Listen.
22:46I'm Brady Quinn.
22:47I'm Brady Quinn.
22:48I was ready to give them a little bit of shit,
22:50but it's actually because a guy with a North Texas flag
22:52is walking through the crowd right now.
22:53Oh, there, over there, he's in his own world of iron.
22:57All right, Brandon, who's your Goat this week?
22:59So I was looking through the Indiana roster
23:01in an attempt to suck up to this crowd,
23:03and I'm about to do that right now.
23:04I said, who is the Goat on this roster?
23:06Which player do I just love to watch?
23:07It's Charlie B. from Nashville, Tennessee.
23:11This guy came from nowhere last year.
23:13Down the stretch, he was one of the best receivers in the country.
23:15He's awesome.
23:16He's fantastic.
23:17He's a great player.
23:18And you guys got Charlie Becker, Charlie B.
23:20You know what, this guy I saw in a mock draft
23:25was the number 10 pick in the draft.
23:28It's kind of like the quote in the natural,
23:30how's a guy this good come from nowhere?
23:32He wasn't even playing in the beginning of the season last year.
23:35I don't know what the hell's going on here in Indiana.
23:37Well, my Goat of the Week is going off of that.
23:39Kurt Signetti, we talk about the blueprint
23:41of what he's done in college football,
23:42but there was an article that came out this week
23:44about how he runs his practices.
23:46There's no clocks, no breaks.
23:47He doesn't even barely talk.
23:48And I asked Kadic, and I want to get your opinion too, Kadic.
23:51Like, that is very rare.
23:53It seems like it makes sense,
23:54but a lot of teams do not do that.
23:56The headline was,
23:57don't fuck with Signetti's time.
23:59Is that how he runs his practices?
24:00Oh, man.
24:01Take the plug!
24:02Take the plug!
24:03Take the plug!
24:04He shows up, walks in the meeting,
24:06tells us we have to do that day.
24:07We go on the field, execute.
24:09If it's good enough, good.
24:10We go inside.
24:11If it's not good enough, we do it again.
24:13So he doesn't waste anyone's time.
24:15He gets to the point.
24:15He moves on, wins games, and that's it.
24:18Terrible handshake, though.
24:20He's a bad handshake.
24:21Oh, my God.
24:22I don't know if I've ever noticed that.
24:23I actually think it's...
24:24Oh, a fish?
24:25He gets the fish?
24:26It's beyond a dead fish.
24:27I think it's mental warfare.
24:29I think he does that because he came in,
24:31and we interviewed him on Part of My Take,
24:32and I lost my train of thought because the handshake was so bad.
24:37You think it's on purpose?
24:38Yeah, I think he is because he's such an alpha,
24:40and he's like, I'm going to give you this dead fish,
24:42and then you're just going to be off your game.
24:44Well, he is my goat, but if you have a bad handshake,
24:47it does knock you down a little bit because as a woman,
24:49you know you cannot do the dead fish.
24:50It's Hall of Fame bad, and I actually...
24:52He shook our hands, and I texted Kate it right away.
24:54I was like, dude, was it just an off day?
24:56He's like, no, no, no.
24:57That's his handshake.
24:58That is mental warfare.
24:59A guy like that has everything planned.
25:01He doesn't leave a day.
25:03Like, you don't think somebody's ever been like,
25:04man, your handshake's crazy.
25:06Right, and like Dan Lanning comes in,
25:08he almost breaks your hand.
25:10Like, Jim Harbaugh breaks your hand.
25:11Kurt Sgeni comes in,
25:12you're just holding like a wet bag of noodles.
25:14It's so bad it has to be on purpose.
25:16Yeah.
25:16All right, Cade, who is your GOAT this week?
25:18My GOAT of the week is one of my teammates
25:20that I play next to a lot, also on offense.
25:23Not as exciting as Charlie B.,
25:25but offensive lineman Carter Smith.
25:27Yeah!
25:29That's my boy.
25:30He's the number one returning offensive lineman in the country.
25:33Got paid a shit ton of money,
25:34but he's coming back.
25:35He's leading the offensive line.
25:37One of the greatest units coming from last year.
25:39So I'm really excited.
25:40That's why he's my GOAT.
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26:00You get migraines being in the sun.
26:02Let's go.
26:03Okay.
26:03All right, so these are our best picks of the week.
26:07Last year, I did win.
26:08Davey went 7-7.
26:09Brandon went 6-8.
26:10Dan, we got to get you back.
26:115-9 last year, so I'm going to start with you.
26:13I'm not going back.
26:14You're going to be back.
26:15I'm terrible.
26:15I'm going to take the Texas North...
26:17Sorry, Texas, not North Texas.
26:19Texas, Texas State, over 59 and a half.
26:22Listen, week one is pretty easy.
26:24I just want to sit down on my couch
26:25and root for an over, root for points.
26:27Texas is going to be electric this year.
26:29I'm going to take the over in that game.
26:30And the way Arch Manning played at the end of the season last year,
26:32he's going to come in with a vengeance.
26:33Yeah, and I don't know if Arch Manning is like,
26:35everyone's kind of sucking him off right now.
26:37We'll see next week with Ohio State,
26:39but Texas State is not going to stop Arch Manning.
26:42And Sark's not going to let off.
26:43All right, so Dave, who's your pick?
26:45I've got to be honest.
26:46I'm in a dark tunnel.
26:48I'm in a dark place.
26:49I can't see straight.
26:51The Rutgers ruined my entire football season.
26:54So I'm looking at the spreads.
26:55I'm looking at the lines.
26:56I can't even see.
26:57Everything's blurry.
26:58I'm going to take the over in Oklahoma State, Tulsa, 59 and a half.
27:02I don't even know why.
27:03I'm lost.
27:04That's just what you want to do.
27:05I'm in a tunnel just lost.
27:06That's a good pick.
27:07Was that a good pick?
27:07I'm going to take that with you.
27:08They're going to throw every down.
27:09That's a good pick.
27:10Did you have that pick prior to the Rutgers beat?
27:12No, I'm telling you, I'm lost.
27:15I've never been this lost in my gambling life.
27:18It's not good.
27:18And I never win, but I can't see straight.
27:21I hate Rutgers.
27:22I hate Greg Sciano.
27:24All right, Brandon, what's your pick this week?
27:26Yeah, so I'm kind of going to screw with the graphics right here because I'm going to
27:29change my pick on the fly.
27:30I had Clemson plus 10 and a half.
27:31That's no longer my pick.
27:32I like South Carolina minus 36 and a half.
27:34You love South Carolina.
27:35I think they're a top 25 team.
27:37Everybody's doubting them because they were so bad last year, but it's a different year.
27:40I got South Carolina to absolutely kill Kent State today.
27:42And Lenora Sellers is very good.
27:44It's going to be a Heisman contender.
27:45Yes.
27:45All right, K-Dick, what is your pick this week?
27:47Sorry.
27:48I'm going Indiana, North Texas over 56 and a half.
27:52I think Mike Shanahan's the best offensive coordinator in the country.
27:55Josh Hoover, new system.
27:57He's going to be throwing the ball around.
27:58We're going to be running the football.
27:59Defense is going to be flying around.
28:01Indiana, North Texas over 56 and a half.
28:05We already talked about this game.
28:06I'm going to take the Wisconsin-Notre Dame under 46 and a half.
28:09I love Notre Dame to win this game.
28:12I think their defense is going to absolutely shut out Wisconsin.
28:14And Wisconsin does have a decent defense.
28:16Yes.
28:16So I'm going to take the under in that game.
28:19Now we're going to go to real contenders and real pretenders.
28:23One team on either side.
28:24What you want to do, K-Dick, I'm going to start with you on that.
28:27I'm going with the team that I think is going to win the Big 12, Texas Tech.
28:30They got the oil money down in Lubbock.
28:32They got a great coach, great roster.
28:34I know everything with Brandon Sorsby went the way it did, but I love them for the contender.
28:39All right, real contender, Texas Tech for K-Dick.
28:41Dave, what about you?
28:42I'm going contender LSU.
28:44I already talked about it.
28:45I'm a huge Sam Levitt fan, and I think he's going to have a monster year.
28:50I feel like he's the perfect guy for LSU.
28:52Where anything goes, you're going to have co-eds on the sidelines.
28:56It's going to be chaos, and he just seems like the perfect fit.
28:59Lane gets them going.
29:00I think they're a national title contender.
29:02All right, Dan, which way are you going?
29:03Yeah, I'm going contender.
29:05It's not like a crazy pick, but I think Georgia isn't being talked about enough.
29:08And I think Georgia, with what they have set up, Kirby Smart, the last two years, everyone's like, Georgia's falling
29:14off.
29:14They had Carson Beck get hurt two years ago.
29:16They lost a game to Trinidad Chambliss, who played out of his mind.
29:20Georgia's going to go back to the bully ball, to the old school Nick Saban route,
29:24where they just throttle teams, put them in the cement mixer.
29:27Georgia, real contender.
29:28Brandon?
29:29I'm going to go the other way with a pretender.
29:32Casey, I love you.
29:33The pretender, the biggest pretender in college football this year are the Texas A&M Aggies.
29:37They're starting the season at number eight.
29:38They are not a top ten team.
29:40Last year, they got to the playoff only because of their schedule, just like Indiana did two years ago.
29:44But Indiana followed it up by being real, and Texas A&M will not,
29:48because their quarterback isn't that good.
29:49The lines are scrimmage, and they don't have Kurt Cignetti.
29:51A&M is a pretender.
29:52You're just a generational hater, aren't you?
29:54I think Mike Elko is a great coach.
29:57That would make me nervous about that pick.
30:00That's fine, but the quarterback's not that good.
30:02They have to play real teams.
30:03The schedule was unbelievable last year.
30:05They don't pick their schedule.
30:07I didn't say they did.
30:08They also beat Miami last year.
30:09No, they did not.
30:10No, excuse me, beat Notre Dame last year.
30:12They did beat Notre Dame.
30:12They couldn't score against Miami.
30:14Yeah, no, that was tough.
30:14I was there in College Station.
30:16It was really bad.
30:17Obviously, I love A&M.
30:18We'll get to that later.
30:18So, Brandon, I love you, and I also hate you.
30:22The real contender this year is Ole Miss with the Pete Golding era.
30:27Everybody wants to talk about Lane goes to LSU.
30:29What are they going to do?
30:29They make it to the playoff last year.
30:31Trinidad Shambliss has an unbelievable season.
30:35He comes back.
30:35They got Kiwan Lacy back.
30:37They put eight four-stars on that defense.
30:39They stacked that defense.
30:40Pete Golding stacked the roster where they needed to.
30:43Brandon's not even listening to me.
30:44No, he's fighting with an Indiana.
30:46No, I love that guy.
30:47No, he's deflecting.
30:48He's upset.
30:49I do.
30:49I think Ole Miss is going to be very good this year.
30:51I think they are a playoff team, and everybody talks about what's Lane Kiffin going to do
30:54at LSU.
30:55That game, LSU versus Ole Miss, is going to be electric.
30:58When we see this year after year, when we talk about Ole Miss being good, we don't even
31:02mention Mississippi State because they're horrible.
31:05And then you look around.
31:06I can't help but think if the world just switched, this could be Brandon.
31:11Brandon, like, that's how improbable it is that it's Indiana.
31:14Yeah.
31:14But he, like, I can't ever picture Brandon as a winner.
31:17No.
31:18No.
31:18It's crazy.
31:19Absolutely not.
31:19He's completely checked out of the show because he knows that we're right.
31:22Brandon, just for two seconds, I'll give you a little shine.
31:24How many games are you guys going to win?
31:25Yeah.
31:26How many games?
31:26Eight.
31:26We're going eight and four.
31:27No.
31:28Let me ask you again.
31:29I don't think you understood the question.
31:30How many games are you winning this season?
31:31Eight wins.
31:32Eight and four.
31:33Okay.
31:33If these motherfuckers can win the national title, give me eight wins.
31:35What do they have?
31:36Kurt Cignetti.
31:37Your life is on the line.
31:38How many games do you win?
31:39Hey, fuck you.
31:40Eight.
31:40Hey, fuck you.
31:41Four.
31:42Your life is on the line.
31:43Not your mom.
31:44Your life.
31:45Eight and four.
31:46Four and eight.
31:47Eight and four.
31:47We know you would kill your mom for a national championship.
31:50Oh, definitely.
31:50But how about you?
31:52I would not kill my mom for a national championship, but I would not save her if a national championship
31:56was on the line.
31:57So you would let somebody else do it?
31:58Yes.
31:59Okay.
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32:09All right.
32:09Let's go to the top ten presented by Las Vegas.
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32:25So grab your crew, post up for the weekend, and watch your team in a city built for the
32:28moment.
32:28Head over to visit Las Vegas.
32:30Is that the actual trophy over there?
32:31Yeah.
32:31Yeah.
32:32That's what I was like.
32:33What the hell is going on?
32:33I know.
32:34I did my Fox hit next to me.
32:35I was like, that's crazy.
32:37I can't believe that trophy is in Bloomington.
32:39Even though I know it happened, I still can't believe it happened.
32:42She's staring at it.
32:43Head over to visitlasvegas.com to start planning your trip.
32:47Speaking of going to Vegas, it seems awesome, right?
32:50Let's head out to the crowd because K-Dick's Road to Vegas showdown, we're going to be sending
32:54people all season to Vegas.
32:56K-Dick, take it away.
32:57Thank you, Casey.
32:58I'm here with Jack and Owen.
33:00I met these boys last night.
33:01They're absolute studs and they're friends, but here's how this is going to work.
33:05Jack, you're going to have one shot to snap that ball between your legs through that hole.
33:10Owen, your job is to chirp him, chirp him.
33:13Don't let him get in his head.
33:14Mentally, fuck him up.
33:16Okay.
33:16And if you make it, you win an all-expense-paid trip to Las Vegas.
33:20But if he misses it, you win the all-expense-paid trip to Vegas.
33:24Wow.
33:25So you better get in his ear, man.
33:26Get in his ear.
33:27And we need you guys getting in his ear, too, man.
33:29Let's go.
33:30All right.
33:30All right, Jack.
33:31You got one shot, dude.
33:32He's like, I don't think he's going to make it.
33:34Yes, I did, Brandon.
33:35I can't tell how far he is.
33:36They won the competition.
33:37I know.
33:37He's going to make it.
33:38It's pretty...
33:38I don't know the huge hole, though.
33:40I don't know if it's the...
33:41Oh, jeez.
33:42Dude, take a second, man.
33:43Hold on.
33:44Hold on.
33:45One more.
33:45One more.
33:47One more.
33:47Relax.
33:48One more.
33:48Relax.
33:49Hold on.
33:49Chill.
33:50Chill.
33:50He didn't get one more, but he missed.
33:52Give him a second.
33:53Give him a breath for a second.
33:55He missed that.
33:55Get that arm out a little.
33:56All right, but also hurry up.
33:57Get your arm out a little.
33:59It's entirely too high.
34:01He missed.
34:02Let's go.
34:02I can't tell how far he is.
34:03He's going to miss again.
34:04He's going to miss again.
34:05Oh!
34:07He missed the first one.
34:08He missed it, Jack.
34:09I think they said you get two shots.
34:11Oh, okay.
34:11There you go, Jack.
34:13How many...
34:13Do we need to know how far away that is?
34:15He's like five yards.
34:16He's like four yards.
34:16So fast, he missed it right away.
34:18Four or five yards.
34:19Okay.
34:20Okay.
34:20Shout out, Jack.
34:22Congratulations to him.
34:22He's going to Las Vegas.
34:23We just gave Kadex bar buddies a trip to Vegas.
34:26Oh, he said he met them.
34:27He met them at the bar.
34:28Can you relax, Brandon?
34:29You shut up, Kadex.
34:30By the way, everybody in Indiana is Kadex buddy this weekend.
34:32That's crazy.
34:33Like, he graduated from college like two years ago.
34:35All right, so speaking of the Vegas top ten, Dave, you always pick...
34:38On the road, what we're going to do, we're doing top ten active coaches in college football
34:42right now.
34:43I will start with you.
34:44All right.
34:44Yeah.
34:45So, let's put them up there.
34:47We got Kalani Satake, number ten at BYU.
34:52Nipple Ring, number nine.
34:54Even though I honestly think any of us could win ten games with Nipple Ring's talent.
34:59Kenny Dillingham, Arizona State, big fan.
35:02Clark Lee, it doesn't get the credit he deserves.
35:04Vanderbilt.
35:05Lane Kiffin, sixth.
35:06Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame, five.
35:09Dan Lanning, four.
35:11Kirby Smart, three.
35:13Kyle Whittingham, absolute monster coach, number two.
35:17You got to tip your cap.
35:18Signetti's the number one coach in the country.
35:20I didn't even know if you would try to troll them and put Kyle Whittingham first because
35:24of Michigan.
35:24That's an accurate list.
35:25Kyle Whittingham's like one of the best coaches who ever lived.
35:28No, 100%.
35:29There's nothing fake about that list.
35:30I'm surprised you didn't put it at number one.
35:31Okay, Dan, who's your top coach?
35:33All right, I don't know.
35:33Yeah, I mean, I hope everyone has Kurt Signetti as one.
35:36I do as well.
35:37He is the best coach in the country.
35:38I have Coach O10.
35:40He is active coaching right now for LSU.
35:42Kyle Whittingham, nine.
35:43Dabo, I'm still going to respect the rings.
35:46Kirk Ferencz.
35:46I like him.
35:47If you want to talk about, you know, a guy who's done it every year.
35:49Marcus Freeman, Dan Lanning.
35:51Lane Kiffin, four.
35:52Ryan Day, three.
35:52Kirby Smart, two.
35:53Kurt Signetti, number one.
35:55Brandon?
35:55You absolute suck-ups putting Kurt Signetti won because we're in Indiana.
35:59It's fucking pathetic.
36:00He's the best coach.
36:00It's absolutely pathetic.
36:01And you have him too.
36:02Kurt Signetti is obviously the number one coach in the country.
36:06He saved these pathetic losers.
36:08He won a national championship here.
36:09That makes you the number one coach in America.
36:11I got Kirby Smart, Ryan Day, Lane Kiffin.
36:12None of you have Cristobal.
36:13He played for a national title last year.
36:16Cristobal does not deserve to be on there in my life.
36:18Yes, he does.
36:18He played for a national title last year.
36:20I don't know what's the game, Brandon.
36:22There's enough bad stuff.
36:23This is Freeman, Dan Lanning, Steve Sarkeesian, Elko.
36:26I'm surprised.
36:27I do not have winning games just because you don't like Michigan?
36:29Because I don't like you.
36:30Okay.
36:31Fair.
36:31No, I'm actually surprised you put Mike Elko there because I know you just think A&M.
36:35I think he's a good coach.
36:36So speaking of, okay, so I have one, two, three.
36:38All guys that have won national titles and they're in college football now.
36:41Now, I didn't put Dabo on here because he refuses to adapt.
36:44He won before that.
36:45Kalen DeBoer is a very good coach.
36:47No, he's not.
36:47He was incredible at watching and he's good.
36:49I definitely have Mike Elko, number four.
36:51That's my coach.
36:51That's my guy.
36:52Lane at 10.
36:53I would take Lane over Kalen DeBoer.
36:55Because Kalen DeBoer has played for a national championship.
36:58I'd take Lane over Steve Sarkeesian.
36:59He played for a national championship when he was at Washington.
37:01Then I have Mario Cristobal, Steve Sarkeesian, Marcus.
37:02You would, if I said to you tomorrow, Casey.
37:06Yes.
37:06Mike Elko gone.
37:07Lane Kiffin in.
37:08You wouldn't take that deal?
37:09Nope.
37:10That's a lot.
37:10Nope.
37:11That's a lot.
37:11Nope.
37:11That's a lot.
37:12Nope.
37:13Mike Elko is my guy.
37:15That's a lot.
37:15I don't want the off-season drama.
37:17I don't want any of that.
37:18I want Mike Elko.
37:19I do not.
37:20I want to win games.
37:20Lane Kiffin wins.
37:23You even want the national title or the drama.
37:25The man, the man can't.
37:27The drama is the best.
37:28The drama is the best.
37:29If it's not your team, he hasn't won a national title.
37:31He had to get kicked off of social media this year because he can't help himself.
37:34I don't want that.
37:34I want my guy, Mike Elko.
37:36But we all know Kurt Signetti is the number one coach in the country.
37:39And he is going to be playing a football game right there today.
37:42North Texas at number six.
37:44Indiana.
37:44This is the Wendy's game of the week.
37:46Spider will bring out the Wendy's now for Brandon Walker.
37:49North Texas at number six.
37:50Indiana minus 40 and a half.
37:51The over-under 56 and a half.
37:54We all know that this is one of those matchups where Indiana just gets to go out there and
37:58destroy a team.
38:00Dan, Indiana, though, you have to be so hyped to walk into that stadium today regardless
38:04of who you're playing.
38:05Yeah, I like Indiana in this game, obviously.
38:08But I'm going to do it three ways.
38:09I'm going to do it three different ways.
38:10Indiana minus 40 and a half.
38:12Indiana minus 23 and a half in the first half.
38:14And Indiana team total points over 47 and a half.
38:17They're going to throttle North Texas.
38:19I love Kurt Signetti, not because he's a great coach, but because he doesn't take his foot
38:24off the gas.
38:24And when you can expect that from a coach, you can go to the window and be like, hey,
38:28you know what?
38:29This guy's going to just play four quarters, even if the team sucks.
38:32Yeah, Dave.
38:33I mean, Kurt Signetti is never going to let off the gas here.
38:36They're going to cover the 40 and a half, in my opinion.
38:39Yeah, I mean, probably this is more a ceremonia party for all of Indiana.
38:43This isn't a real football game.
38:45They're up.
38:45They're 40-point favorites.
38:46They'll probably win by 70.
38:49I'll take them.
38:50But this is about celebrating the national championship today.
38:54It's almost like a preseason game.
38:56I'm not going to bet it.
38:57But Indiana wins by a million.
39:00Not very exciting game.
39:02No, but they're going to be excited to walk in there, Brandon, because, again, the national
39:05championship trophy is right there.
39:06They've got their guy.
39:07It's insane.
39:08There's not one person at this campus, when they chose to come to Indiana, is like,
39:12we're going to win a national championship in football.
39:14Unless they're a freshman this year.
39:16Yeah, now it redefines it, I guess.
39:18It's just so crazy.
39:20I know how hard I had to work for a national championship.
39:23I fought.
39:24I scrapped.
39:25I was in the wars.
39:27Cheat.
39:27Year after year.
39:28In the weight room.
39:29Corrupt.
39:30Grinding.
39:30Cheat.
39:30Building.
39:31Cheated.
39:31These guys just got it.
39:33So, Dan asked me this question and tried to put me on my team.
39:35Brandon, if I told you right now Mississippi State has to, quote, air quote, cheat like Michigan
39:40did, you wouldn't do it to an national championship?
39:41Oh, my God.
39:42But, yeah, are you kidding?
39:44Well, that's why every time you say it, I just want to make fun of him.
39:45But I still have to make fun of him for doing it.
39:47No, guess what?
39:48I would take that deal in a second.
39:50Of course.
39:51And then everyone else would get to say that.
39:51He always wants to point out that he's cheating.
39:53Everyone else would have every right to say I cheated.
39:55I did, but everyone would have every right to say I cheated, and then I would just flash
39:59my ring in their face, which is what this is.
40:01When you were giving us.
40:02Michigan is a cheat.
40:02I agree.
40:03I get the shit out of everybody.
40:04But you, while you were talking, he just kept saying cheater over and over.
40:07It always comes back to Michigan, doesn't it?
40:10We're supposed to be here celebrating this national champion, and all anyone wants to talk
40:15about is the maize and blue.
40:16That's how it's always going to be.
40:18I just had to make sure we're on the same page, Brandon.
40:21Do I get to pick this game?
40:21Yes, of course you do.
40:23We haven't mentioned the Indians.
40:24How did Michigan come up?
40:27We haven't mentioned the Indiana defense at all.
40:29I don't think North Texas is going to score here.
40:31It's going to be like 52 to nothing.
40:33It's just going to be ugly.
40:34This might be the best defense in the country, so shout out to them.
40:38So do you love them across the board this season?
40:40Do you love Indiana?
40:41Yeah, I think they're going to go to the playoff.
40:42They'll probably lose a game in the regular season.
40:44They won't go 16-0 again because the Big Ten is very stacked, and they all play each
40:47other this time.
40:48You know, everybody kind of plays, and they've got Ohio State coming here.
40:51They're going to go 11-1 and go to the playoff.
40:52Is that guy, is that the, is the bison going to zipline?
40:56And by the way, he's been up there since like 7 a.m.
40:58He's all the way up there at the top.
41:00He's been still in.
41:00That's awesome.
41:01By the way, I don't understand the mascot, but whatever.
41:04But he is going to zipline.
41:06Yeah, he's been waiting.
41:07What is the bison?
41:08I think he was gone for a while, and they brought him back.
41:11Is that right?
41:11Is that for us or big none?
41:15Kadek, he was gone?
41:17Yeah, he was gone for like 50 years.
41:18Yeah, they brought him back and everything changed.
41:20Yeah.
41:21They brought him back last year?
41:22Yeah, the bison, the bison's 16-0 right now.
41:25That's incredible.
41:25The bison's 16-0?
41:27Yeah.
41:27See, that's nuts.
41:29That's insane.
41:30All right, Kadek.
41:30Yeah, right there, this guy, he's got the thing.
41:32IU football, undefeated since bringing back the bison.
41:35And there he is.
41:35That's crazy.
41:36Waiting to zipline off the top of the stadium.
41:38I have absolutely no understanding of what that mascot has anything to do with a Hoosier,
41:43but it's just winning.
41:44But he's 16-0, so that's all that matters, Dave.
41:47I think just throw Nucle Loosh.
41:48All right, Kadek.
41:49Yeah, this is going to be easy.
41:50What are we doing, just sitting there waiting for the bison?
41:52No, I was going to let Kadek pick.
41:54I think that's for big noon, I would assume.
41:55Yeah, all right, so he's up there.
41:56Okay, fine.
41:57Yeah, I think the Indiana Hoosiers.
42:00Hoosiers.
42:01Hoosiers.
42:02Hoosiers.
42:02We're going to dog stop these guys.
42:04Indiana Moneyline.
42:05Done.
42:06Moneyline.
42:07Wow, what a pack, Kadek.
42:09He's going to win the game.
42:10By how many points, Kadek?
42:12A hundred.
42:12A hundred points.
42:14You can't say Moneyline when you're favored by 40 and a half.
42:16I actually don't hate that.
42:17I actually don't hate that pick.
42:19Moneyline.
42:19Thank you, Dave.
42:22All right, Kadek.
42:23I'm going to give you one last shot to hype up your people before they head over to Fox
42:26Big Noon kickoff with all the guys.
42:28Take it away.
42:29Listen, like Big Cat said, Coach Cignetti does not take his foot off the gas.
42:32He walks in the locker room, starts out by just telling us what we need to do.
42:35Fast, physical, relentless, six seconds of play.
42:38Each play has a life and history of its own, and then he starts building it up.
42:41And then we're going to rip these motherfuckers' throats out, gouge their fucking eyes out,
42:45and feed it to their own fucking souls.
42:48Ho, ho, ho.
42:50Hoosiers.
42:50Ho, ho, ho.
42:51Hoosiers.
42:52That's all I got.
42:53Thanks, everybody, for coming out.
42:54Head over to Big Noon.
42:55We will be live from Ann Arbor next week.
42:57Be safe.
42:58Thank you again.
42:59It's on the wall.
43:00I'mamat.
43:00I'm over the 24th.
43:01Come get your whoopin'.
43:02Let's go.
43:35Let's go.
44:03Let's go.
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