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00:00I look terrible.
00:01Because I think you're fucking with me.
00:08Zog guarantees an Arsenal win.
00:11What?!
00:12Fuck this rap!
00:12No!
00:27Once you go black, you never fucking go back.
00:33My bigger, my bigger, my bigger.
00:36Listen!
00:37Yeah, I look like my face is stretchy.
00:40But yeah, all my great looks are gone.
00:43I look ugly.
00:44I look like Colin Farrell from The Penguin.
00:46I look like an evil hobbit or a munchkin from Alice in Wonderland.
00:55But make no mistake about it.
00:57If I fucked your girl, she would know what she's been missing.
01:01Ready to roll.
01:02Halloween edition.
01:03Barstool Sports Advisors.
01:05I'm Stu Feiner.
01:07You're fucking not.
01:09And where is our source?
01:12Where's the new fire?
01:14Oh my god!
01:16Oh, hello, stranger.
01:18Holy shit.
01:19Holy shit.
01:22Holy shit.
01:25Holy shit.
01:25Ew.
01:28Once you go black, you never go back!
01:35Holy shit!
01:37Holy shit!
01:39Holy shit!
01:39Holy shit!
01:39What are you guys doing?
01:40What days?
01:4028?
01:4127.
01:4227.
01:435 left.
01:44Survived last night?
01:45Honestly, literally, that's the word for it.
01:47Survived.
01:48I had to pull out all the stops.
01:49I had to go...
01:50I had to get Greg on screen.
01:52I had to go tarps off.
01:54I had to do double lemon eyes.
01:56I had to go rally hat inside out.
01:58I had to go of gloves instead of batting gloves.
02:02I had to go candle until it got too hot.
02:04It was a lot.
02:05I don't have time.
02:06I can't stream the game.
02:07I gotta find a winner.
02:09I'm hearing there's some day soccer.
02:12What up, Zach?
02:13Hey.
02:14We have a club shot.
02:14I'm told there's a lot of soccer on today.
02:17Not a lot.
02:18But there is some.
02:19There is one in particular of interest.
02:22Who's your team, by the way?
02:23I need to know this.
02:24Arsenal is my team.
02:25And that's who you're gonna give me.
02:26That is why.
02:27That is why.
02:27But here's the thing.
02:28In Choctober, you gotta bet with your head.
02:30Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
02:32I would not do that to you.
02:33Alright, alright, alright.
02:34I would not do that to you.
02:35Let me tell you something.
02:36I'll shoot you straight.
02:37Okay.
02:37We're gonna better this team.
02:39So I understand what's going on in Choctober.
02:42You need winners.
02:43How quickly can we get you a pumpkin costume?
02:47Wait, we have two.
02:48We have mincees.
02:49I have two.
02:49I have two.
02:50Alright, let me see.
02:52So here's the thing, right?
02:53So I'm gonna be up front with you.
02:54Yeah.
02:55It's a lesser tier tournament.
02:57You got this kid that's touted as the next Messi.
03:00Nico Paz.
03:02Number 10.
03:03My intel is not.
03:03So my intel in Arsenal is undefeated.
03:07You won't find tape.
03:09You can scour the fucking globe.
03:11Every corner of this globe.
03:13You will not find better intel on Arsenal Football Club than you're getting from this Medulla
03:18Oblincata.
03:19Alright.
03:21Alright.
03:21Here's what we're gonna do.
03:22Here's what we're gonna do.
03:23Couple announcements.
03:24Couple announcements.
03:25One.
03:26My morning coffee and breakfast hit me.
03:28I gotta go take a shit.
03:29Number two.
03:30I need you to clip that.
03:31Because I'm gonna tweet that out to the Chalktober community and say, listen, here's the situation
03:36we're in.
03:37We were in a battle last night.
03:38I have After Dark tonight.
03:41Zog guarantees an Arsenal win.
03:43Oh my days.
03:44So let's just get through fucking today and then we'll figure out tomorrow.
03:48Yeah.
03:49If the game's open.
03:50I was.
03:50I was.
03:51This game was gonna be a nothing burger for me today.
03:53Steaks just went.
03:55Psst.
03:56Come on you gunners.
03:57No.
03:58They're not normalize nipples.
03:59I was just.
04:00They're.
04:00They're.
04:00It was from the VA.
04:02They're like, is Tate a veteran?
04:03Can he come in and let us just take a look?
04:07It was simple.
04:09Like this.
04:10Did your doctor really reach out.
04:12Did your doctor really reach out about my nipples?
04:14Don't shoot the messenger again.
04:15I find that hard to believe.
04:17That's all I'm saying.
04:18Listen, I'll be the first to tell you if I, if my nipples were weird.
04:21They're not.
04:21They're normal.
04:22They're weird.
04:22Dude, they're not.
04:23They're weird.
04:24It's okay though.
04:24They're, they're guy nipples, dude.
04:26You got large Aeolies.
04:28I don't.
04:29I literally.
04:30Dude.
04:32Do you think Aeolies.
04:34They're not.
04:35Hey.
04:36What.
04:37It's got big Aeolies.
04:40Areola.
04:41Areola.
04:45We're back.
04:46We're back.
04:46We're back.
04:48We're back.
04:48We're back.
04:49We're back.
04:49We're back.
04:50Fuck you.
04:50You hate us out of here.
04:51Fuck all of you.
04:52You fucking hate us.
04:54We're blue?
04:54Are we red?
04:55We're blue.
04:55What's up, Hannah?
04:57That makes me nervous.
04:58Hello.
04:58You cheering for Arsenal?
05:00Yeah.
05:00Yeah, she is.
05:07He's playing too.
05:08He's playing.
05:09He's playing.
05:09He's playing.
05:09He's on the field.
05:10There he is.
05:10There he is.
05:11Do something so he can sing it.
05:13Should we have scored by now?
05:15No, no, no, no.
05:15The way the yak made it sound, we were playing on the middle.
05:17Long game.
05:18Long game.
05:18Long game.
05:19Relax.
05:19Once, once, what happens with these tape?
05:21Crazy there.
05:22What happens with these?
05:24Once one goes in.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Then two.
05:26Then four.
05:26Then five.
05:26Is he passing?
05:2814.
05:29Until further notice, 14.
05:31Dead to me.
05:3214.
05:32Dead to me.
05:33You.
05:34Dead.
05:35That kid should have shot.
05:36Was he passing?
05:38He should have shot.
05:39Dowman should have shot.
05:40I'll be honest, I don't know.
06:00You gotta be kidding.
06:01You, you, this is, this is a joke.
06:03This is a joke.
06:07Cash out.
06:08Arsenal still minus 250 wins.
06:10250?
06:11I can't believe it's 1-0.
06:13It should be a shame.
06:13Every single one.
06:15And that's not, I'm not even tripping this out.
06:17This team, so fucking bad.
06:20Okay, when did you catch Chalktober last night?
06:223-2 count.
06:24And what inning?
06:25Bottom of the ninth.
06:26How many minutes left in this game?
06:30Like 60.
06:31Yeah, you're fine.
06:32I, I, I would feel a whole lot better if it was tied, obviously.
06:35We have to score twice.
06:36It's Ohio State versus Cleveland State right now.
06:39It's my favorite Ohio State versus Akron High School.
06:42What?
06:43It's about to be halftime.
06:45We're losing.
06:45What?
06:46They're like.
06:46Oh my God.
06:49Sorry.
06:49Oh my days.
06:51Dude.
06:52When do they score?
06:54And they're gonna park the bus.
06:56They've been parking the bus.
06:57And they're just hoping for a tie.
07:00Zod, talk to me.
07:00What do you got, Zod?
07:01What do you got, Zod?
07:02I'm gonna help you.
07:03This team stick.
07:05We are so bad.
07:06If this is the way that Chalktober ends, on the dumbest sport possible.
07:13Zod says this will be front page news if this happens.
07:15This can't be real then.
07:17Is this pre-recorded?
07:19Oh go.
07:19Score.
07:20Oh.
07:20Fuck.
07:22Minus 175 includes draw?
07:23Yeah.
07:24Oh, I have draw?
07:25No, you don't have draw.
07:26You have to win in regulation.
07:28You have to win in 90 minutes.
07:30Which is the team you're rooting for?
07:31Shut up, Lucas.
07:32Not right now.
07:33You might have to do a hog reveal.
07:34Dude.
07:36That's all.
07:36This was supposed to be the easy one so we could just get it out of the way.
07:39Take your cock out.
07:40Shut up, Lucas.
07:41I got Fleetwood Town at plus 2200 earlier today.
07:45All right, jeez.
07:46Lucas, shut up.
07:47I don't want to hear from Lucas and Jack.
07:49Ball position 76%, total shots 9.
07:56We've shot 9 times.
07:58Only one on target.
08:00Everyone in the chat is telling me that I should have seen this coming.
08:02Is that true?
08:03Do we choke?
08:04Does this team choke?
08:05No.
08:12It was not a good first time.
08:13That was a bad first time.
08:14Are we fucked?
08:15I think we're actually fucked.
08:17Stop it.
08:18Stop it.
08:19Not good.
08:20It's...
08:20It's like the 97 that's okay if it's still in the...
08:22Yeah, yeah.
08:22I'm sick of this.
08:23There's still a whole have to go but still not...
08:26Not good.
08:26I'm just...
08:27You can't...
08:27You can't lose going into half the dark because you're going to be pissy all night.
08:31Yeah.
08:32And you look like a clown.
08:37Front page news is simple.
08:38He said front...
08:39You said front page news, huh?
08:41This better be on the front page of the Chicago Tribune tomorrow.
08:45Let's go Arsenal!
08:46Score!
08:47Score!
08:48Stick your fucking head!
08:51They gotta want it as much as we do, Za.
08:53I don't think they do.
08:55Greg...
08:55Greg's dead to me too.
08:56Where's Greg?
08:57I texted Greg, can you join the Chucktober stream?
08:59The fuck is he doing?
09:00He goes, you are asking me to cheer for Michigan as an Ohio State fan.
09:03He's not a fan of Arsenal.
09:04He's not an Arsenal fan.
09:06Tell him to get on the stream then and root against Arsenal.
09:09Tate, I didn't watch the whole first half.
09:11Arsenal's significantly better.
09:12You think?
09:13Yes.
09:14You're controlling everything, dude.
09:17You're great.
09:18You're great.
09:18Yes!
09:20Goal!
09:20No, no, no, no!
09:22Is that a goal?
09:23Yes.
09:23Greg!
09:24Greg!
09:26Greg!
09:26Greg!
09:27Fuck you, buddy!
09:29You did that.
09:30Come on, Za.
09:30Come on, Za.
09:31Dude, you guys are so much better.
09:33You're so much better.
09:34Stop!
09:35You're so much better.
09:35He literally joined the stream 10 seconds ago.
09:39I'm over-driving Greg, you loser.
09:41Oh, he's disgusting.
09:43I don't think...
09:43He's mad!
09:44Greg!
09:45Greg!
09:45How are you cheering against this, Greg?
09:47You're a Choktober legend.
09:49You're a Choktober legend.
09:49Fuck in the life.
09:50Now we're on!
09:50Oh!
09:54You gotta dunk that shit.
09:56What are you doing?
09:56You gotta dunk that shit.
09:58You gotta dunk that shit.
09:58I'm gonna say something.
09:59I'm a Choktober guy.
10:00I'm not stressed.
10:01This is gonna happen.
10:03They suck up tall.
10:05They suck.
10:06What's going on?
10:07I'm over here.
10:08I'm swimming.
10:08I'm swimming in pee.
10:10Yeah, it's possible.
10:11That was Mincy's piss pumpkin?
10:12Swimming in pee.
10:14He peed in that pumpkin?
10:16It smells like pee.
10:17He may have peed on it.
10:19I don't know.
10:19It's cheaper than flushing his toilet,
10:21so yeah, that's why he did it.
10:22Oh.
10:23Oh.
10:24Of course, the nickel to shitty.
10:25Throw up.
10:26Dumps it right behind the D.
10:28Bonnie.
10:30Swear it to your correct, bro.
10:31I just, I was part of this journey,
10:33and then you give a guy a pick,
10:35and one team covers the total by themselves.
10:38He's supposed to be.
10:39He's supposed to be.
10:40Rico gave me a hard one.
10:41It's supposed to be.
10:42Bosco, you texted me unsolicited a pick,
10:45and then through the first quarter,
10:46you texted me, you're like,
10:47we might be in trouble here.
10:48So me saying it was a close one.
10:50That's how you gamble.
10:52You always think it's fucking over.
10:54He's really mad at this.
10:55Hey, your relationship with Rico forever now is this.
10:57This is your relationship with Rico forever,
10:59because he's not saying it was a close one.
11:01You chirped one pick five years.
11:02It's going to be five years down the line.
11:04Well, no.
11:04He also, I told Tate,
11:06Tate gets too much shine for Rico to like him.
11:08That's a fact.
11:09That's actually true.
11:10Yeah.
11:11All right.
11:13Bosco, come on.
11:14Arsenal.
11:15No, you just can't go with the back Arsenal.
11:17Give me a penalty kick.
11:18Oh, no.
11:21Is that us?
11:24Who are you calling?
11:25Somebody call me.
11:26It's probably fucking third beer in English.
11:27Who knows?
11:28What?
11:30Cleveland, Ohio.
11:31What are you doing?
11:33Oh, no.
11:34Oh, man.
11:35My phone is up there, Bosco.
11:37I haven't put out.
11:38Set the signal.
11:41School's out.
11:42Act up.
11:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:46Here he is.
11:47English is here.
11:48Now we get him.
11:49This team is like 18th of their divisional.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Why are they playing the Sisters of the Poor in the Caribou?
11:54I don't know, but Zal has a Caribou Cup trophy.
11:57Rico, this is, all right.
11:59Yeah, you do.
11:59I'll actually explain it to Rico because you're just going to keep asking questions.
12:02This is actually a really cool tournament.
12:04It would be like if, instead of March Madness, it was every, like the Juggernauts got a chance
12:12to potentially play Duke.
12:15These are like second, third, fourth division teams, like guys who are literal plumbers,
12:20get a chance to maybe play against the best teams in England.
12:24Okay.
12:25It's pretty cool.
12:26So it's the whole.
12:28I'm trying to learn.
12:29It's all of England.
12:31The big teams, Rico, the big teams get a bye, like get like five byes.
12:36Yeah.
12:36So these teams play, play, play, and then they get a shot at one of these.
12:40And it's like a big deal because they're playing in a, they're playing in a stadium with
12:442,000 people.
12:45Where's this guy going?
12:46Back in a row?
12:47He's going home.
12:49Getting in again.
12:50I want Bosco out.
12:51I want Bosco out.
12:51This is all these things.
12:51Bosco get out.
12:53What?
12:54Bosco, I either bet or get out.
12:56I bet either side?
12:57No, you got to.
12:58Bet Fleetwood.
12:59Bet Fleetwood.
13:00He loved that.
13:01Look at that.
13:02I guess you can bet Fleetwood.
13:03All right.
13:04Jackie, you're all Fleetwood?
13:05Yeah.
13:06Superpowers.
13:07I'm out of here anyway.
13:09Why are you leaving?
13:10I got to take four.
13:11Oh, this week came in?
13:12No, I sat down back here.
13:13Oh, Lucas?
13:14There's no way.
13:16It's kind of embarrassing to run like that.
13:17Come on.
13:18It is very embarrassing.
13:19So it's just, it's the 73rd, it's 74th minute, okay?
13:2374th minute.
13:24We got 16 minutes.
13:26I'm going tarps off.
13:27I'm going ronies.
13:29I'm going fucking ronies.
13:32Frank, start off.
13:34Pat, you going ronies?
13:35Oh, fuck.
13:38Come on, chat.
13:39At home, I need you in the ronies.
13:41Where's Bosco?
13:42Get Bosco back in here.
13:43Bosco, let's go.
13:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:44Get Bosco back in here.
13:47I need you to go ronies.
13:48I'm not going tarps off.
13:50I didn't bet it.
13:51I'm not a foxhole man.
13:53For soccer?
13:54Here we go.
13:56Here we go.
13:57Here we go.
13:58Here we go.
14:02Here we go.
14:14You got to do the lemon eye.
14:15Just that lemon eye.
14:16I can't even open it.
14:17It's a fucking hole here.
14:19Hang a bunker, right?
14:21It wasn't even that hard.
14:23You're fucking dying.
14:24I'll do it.
14:25Look, we did it last night.
14:27Let's just do it again.
14:28We can do it again, boys.
14:30Right here.
14:31Miracles can happen.
14:32I'll tell you one thing.
14:33If this goes to penalties, I'm going to bet Fleetwood Town in penalties.
14:38Because if I lose, I want Arsenal to lose.
14:42Sorry, Zach.
14:43That's just madness.
14:48Oh, my God.
14:52Why is his hand up?
14:53What was he saying?
14:55Five minutes.
14:56Five minutes.
14:57Five minutes to the rest of our lives, boys.
14:59Five minutes to the rest of our lives.
15:01Need it.
15:02Let's go, Zach.
15:04Oh.
15:05Lemon.
15:06Set piece.
15:07Oh, we did that?
15:09Oh, what the fuck?
15:10Handball!
15:11Handball!
15:11What?
15:12Fuck this rat.
15:14Oh.
15:14No.
15:15We have, like, two more chances.
15:18Me.
15:19Fuck that.
15:20Just give us a miracle.
15:23Just do it.
15:24A miracle.
15:26Yep.
15:27We're on a pick.
15:33All right.
15:34Let's go.
15:34We're all rooting for Fleetwood now.
15:37Which October is so sad.
15:38That sucks.
15:39That sucks.
15:43That sucks.
15:46That's how it ended.
15:47Stop.
15:48Stop.
15:49Talk us through it, Zach.
15:50What are you thinking right now?
15:51That sucks.
15:52That sucks.
15:52But, think of how great the ride was.
15:55Fleetwood, just as a reminder, their entire score is worth 3 million.
16:01$1.5 billion.
16:04$1.5 billion.
16:05$1.5 billion.
16:05$1.5 billion.
16:06Did you say $1.5 billion?
16:07Yeah.
16:08$1.5 billion.
16:11$1.5 billion.
16:11How much of a team cost?
16:13Yeah.
16:13Is their rosters worth that much money?
16:15Yeah.
16:16How much they paid for their players?
16:17For their roster?
16:18Yeah.
16:19I like Kat tonight.
16:2012 plus points.
16:21What about putting that all back in?
16:24I just lost $1,200.
16:25What do you mean put what back in?
16:26Double down.
16:2712?
16:30To October, you win like 50 bucks at the game.
16:32I want their entire organization to burn to the ground.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Then, then, let's go three.
16:38I feel bad for my boy Zach.
16:41Sorry, John.
16:41Yeah, Zach, it's a complication.
16:43Because it'll be very simple.
16:44I'll just be like, fuck it.
16:46So, my intel at Arsenal is undefeated.
16:50And so, you won't find tape.
16:52You can scour the fucking globe.
16:55Every corner of this globe.
16:56You will not find better in-house on Arsenal football club than you're getting from this
17:01Mithula Oboe.
17:03I'm actually sad.
17:04Real life sad.
17:04A lot of times, I like act like I'm real life sad.
17:06Or like, I'm actually real life sad.
17:09I had so much fun.
17:10I can't believe it ended like that.
17:12I was literally lost.
17:14I don't know if this is like a good analogy or bad.
17:16No, I'm not going to say it.
17:17If I was going to say it, it'd be like, I feel like someone that like lived like 80 years
17:22with their partner and then they pass away.
17:23And it's like, well, what do I do with my life?
17:25That's what I feel like this morning.
17:26I have woken up, tweeted the same thing, and then spent like two hours in the DraftKings Sportsbook app for
17:3227 days now.
17:34I went on a walk.
17:35I made breakfast.
17:37It wasn't minus $1,000 just so you know.
17:38It was minus $1,400.
17:39It was the biggest chalk bet I've ever taken in my entire life.
17:42Biggest chalk bet in Choctober history.
17:44Greatest upset in English soccer history.
17:49That was on the other side of it.
17:50For $1,200, by the way.
17:52A lot of people are forgetting that that was legitimate money.
18:05I have a way to make fake breasts as well.
18:09Wow.
18:10You get two water balloons, fill them up and just put a string around.
18:14Oh, that's so dangerous.
18:15Why?
18:16They're going to pop.
18:17Oh, now that you've told us that, we're going to pop them.
18:19Yeah, don't pop them.
18:20I will be popping them.
18:22You can possibly pop them after.
18:25That's your fucking Halloween costume.
18:27Is that yours?
18:29What are you, a gay guy?
18:36You have a great costume.
18:38Oh, fuck.
18:40Maserati.
18:40What's going on?
18:41One of us is going to have to change.
18:43It's not me.
18:44It's not me.
18:44Let's see the stanky leg.
18:47Oh, okay.
18:49Control room.
18:50Yeah.
18:51That's smart.
18:51That's so smart.
18:53This is so awkward.
18:54We can print some out for you.
18:55We have a laminator downstairs.
18:56You know what I also have coming?
18:58I have, um, and I have a bunch of gum.
19:01Just to, like, sit there.
19:02Oh, he has gum.
19:02Yeah.
19:02And then he, like, the eyes.
19:04Yeah.
19:06This is huge.
19:07That's so good.
19:08That's so good.
19:09Six from NWL.
19:10What are you supposed to be?
19:12The trainer?
19:14No, we're just both Ben Johnson.
19:16Oh, you're both Ben Johnson.
19:17Yeah, I can't shape my hair off.
19:19Wow, this guy.
19:20I bet you missed me.
19:20I bet you missed me.
19:21I bet you missed me.
19:21I bet you missed me.
19:23You have something way better than this, I'm assuming.
19:26Britney Spears.
19:27Okay.
19:27That's better.
19:28The schoolgirl Britney Spears.
19:29That's better.
19:29You.
19:29We're gonna be fine.
19:31As a council member of the streets, we expect more than Ben Johnson.
19:34So what is this?
19:35We're gonna do Deutsches makeup.
19:37Um, like, do you want the photo reference?
19:41I mean, it's gonna look...
19:42It's gonna look...
19:43Actually?
19:44This...
19:44I think this is like a Dancing with the Stars contestant.
19:48That's pretty good.
19:49Who went like crazy on it.
19:50Just the best I can.
19:51I mostly just wanna make people feel uncomfortable.
19:54Hmm.
19:54That's good.
19:55Yeah.
19:55We can do that, for sure.
19:56We're gonna start with the eyes, I think.
19:58Whatever, uh...
19:59Creepy.
20:01Oh, yeah.
20:02That's great.
20:03Alright.
20:03Let's do it.
20:08Oh, my God.
20:11What size is that?
20:13They're pretty big, huh?
20:14Are you ready?
20:16Do you need any help?
20:17Yes.
20:18What are you...
20:22I'm riding pretty low.
20:24Oh, dude, that's...
20:25It's like...
20:26Dude, you sneeze and that thing's going.
20:29No, I should've gone raw.
20:37Come to the road.
20:38Let me get a mouse.
20:42I look terrible.
20:44Yeah, but that's the point.
20:46It looks so frumpy.
20:47It's funny.
20:48Like, you're like...
20:49You're gonna look like a...
20:49I want it to look good.
20:51You're gonna look like a grandma version.
20:58Whoa.
21:10What's up, Mikey?
21:11Yeah.
21:12What's going on here?
21:13Jinx from Pokemon.
21:14What's that?
21:16That's unbelievable bats.
21:18That's unbelievable bats.
21:19That's unbelievable bats.
21:20The only type of way?
21:22Yeah.
21:23Keep Mikey bats out of women's toys.
21:26There's so much...
21:27I give so much more respect to women who have hair.
21:31Thanks, bro.
21:34There you go.
21:36You get some privacy.
21:38Two peas in a pod.
21:40Or two peas on a pod with Evo.
21:41I got another costume over there, but I mean, nowhere near as good as some of the other ones.
21:46I mean, this is gonna be a route.
21:48I'm losing first round regardless.
21:50Mikey, hello.
21:51Hey, what's up?
21:52Trip or treat.
21:54Yeah, I'll take a reason.
21:55What would you like to tell the people who you are?
21:57Jinx, the Pokemon.
21:58Okay, perfect.
21:59Okay, perfect.
22:01Oh my god.
22:02Big natural story.
22:04You gotta spread them out.
22:05They got a little jiggle in them.
22:09That's so good.
22:11What's up, guys?
22:11Happy Halloween.
22:13Happy Halloween.
22:14Yeah.
22:16Gosh.
22:17What a fun day.
22:18Huh?
22:19Looking good, Moby.
22:20Uh-oh.
22:21It's Cody.
22:23Uh-oh.
22:24Oh, hold on.
22:28Uh-huh.
22:29Shit on it!
22:31What is this?
22:32I know what he is.
22:33He's an Isaac.
22:33Should I say?
22:34Yeah.
22:34He's Moby.
22:35He's Moby.
22:36Oh!
22:39Oh my god.
22:40Oh my god.
22:42What's the fuck?
22:46He's the Pokemon Jinx.
22:47The Isaac.
22:50Oh!
22:52Oh!
22:55Oh!
22:56Oh.
22:56Oh, was that evil Hulk Hogan?
23:02Oh, I like that.
23:04What the hell?
23:09He does have a nice rack.
23:11Are you Annabelle?
23:13Good.
23:13Does Annabelle have big titties?
23:18Who's Annabelle?
23:19What's Annabelle?
23:20Yeah.
23:21A doll?
23:22Yeah.
23:23Does she have big flapping titties?
23:25If I was doing it, I wanted jumbo titties.
23:31Annabelle's a child.
23:35Is she?
23:36Yes, dude.
23:39She's a woman doll.
23:42She's a child doll.
23:44I believe she's a woman doll.
23:46I think she's a child doll.
23:48Someone look it up.
23:49Oh, yes!
23:50You play it right to me.
23:52What am I?
23:53French?
23:54No.
23:59Are you toothpaste?
24:00Toothpaste.
24:01Oh, he's toothpaste!
24:02He's toothpaste!
24:14He's toothpaste!
24:16I'm a nice brand new chair, dude.
24:19That's kind of...
24:20That's kind of fucked up, dude.
24:22I'm a nice brand new chair.
24:25Oh, look at Kyle over there shaking his head.
24:27Are those not real?
24:28What?
24:29Are those not real?
24:29Because I'm poor from this lining, and I've done it myself, I'm going to go with the Hershey Park line.
24:35Very good.
24:35Very good.
24:36Great job, Wyatt.
24:37Great run.
24:39One more.
24:40One more.
24:40One more.
24:41Give us the Wyatt with one line.
24:43Oh, no.
24:48He's not insane, man.
24:50Yeah, I know.
24:50That's how I know he's pissed, is he's just...
24:53He said two words.
24:54You want to go beat his ass right now?
24:55Let's not run.
24:58Oh, okay.
24:59I have one.
25:00She's going up against Jake's.
25:02I'm waiting to rent it out to do something and blow me out.
25:04Maybe.
25:04We don't know.
25:05Maybe that's it.
25:05Now, Betts, have you ever heard of him?
25:07Are you fucking with him?
25:07No.
25:09Yeah, you are.
25:10I'm not.
25:11Yeah, you are.
25:12Why do you say that?
25:14Because I think you're fucking with me.
25:15I'm not.
25:16The back of that?
25:17So you're going to film a video like that?
25:19Yeah, why wouldn't I?
25:20Why do you sound shocked like that's his content?
25:23That's what he does.
25:24You want me to dry it for you?
25:26How are you going to do that?
25:28Throw it in the dryer.
25:30Throw this in the dryer?
25:31Yeah, it'll dry in 20 minutes.
25:33I wonder if it'll fucking dry it.
25:35Where's the dryer?
25:36In my apartment.
25:40I'm going home right now.
25:41I'm going home.
25:46Okay.
25:48Oh, what?
25:49Watch the TV's.
25:50Watch the TV's.
25:51Watch the TV's.
25:51Oh, guys.
25:52We wanted to pop it on you, dude.
25:55What?
25:55Oh, what?
25:56The TV's.
25:58Oh.
25:59I got it.
26:00I just want to pop it on you.
26:01I got it.
26:02That'd be really funny if you just-
26:03I got it.
26:05I just wanted to pop it on it over here
26:13When I'm back
26:18Wow, I don't know if I can put this on camera. I'm just gonna step over here. I'm
26:28Waited just he was so confident he waited to show
26:36Who's the winner you played you played with what you know you knew what the judge like you know
26:41I love to slide around. You know, I like a guy that can slide on his knees fast
26:49Daddy what the what are you saying? I like Hershey Park slider Colton you're just here's a winner
27:04Oh
27:20What what is there something on my face?
27:241
27:34You
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