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00:09I'm done and we're doing some sausage for our mini slider breakfast sandwiches. I'm ready for
00:19breakfast yeah yeah ready to get some breakfast. I haven't even been in the backyard to be honest
00:26so I'm I'm honestly more excited to just kind of see the backyard I haven't seen I haven't seen this
00:31since we started working on it and by we I mean everyone but me oh oh we got some little
00:37steps here
00:37all right have you not been out here I've never been out here oh my gosh really never been out
00:43here
00:44this looks phenomenal it's already there oh my god dude all right welcome back to wake up
00:50Arsenal guys this is one of the uh cooler things we've ever done here we're here in the brand new
00:56backyard shout out Dante made this happen it's unbelievable we got people from the office we're
01:03ready for a little breakfast smorgasbord here is that the chorizo right there it's the chorizo with
01:08the onions just after you started it's been for no oh no no no I started on the griddle before
01:14I
01:15even did my first video wow uh it's kind of when video uh the griddle just came out what do
01:20you mean
01:20the griddle just came out well like like there were no really it's like a consumer product I didn't know
01:27that I'm not much of a cook yeah I'm telling all myself it used to be just Waffle House you
01:32know
01:32it's just just diners and then it came to the people how about that okay throw some cheese on
01:36there oh my god bring it all together very healthy yeah yeah obviously obviously everything where you
01:43and then what did we got we got some buttermilk in a bowl here what's that for butter with some
01:47bourbon maple syrup oh yeah for the bun oh yeah oh we got some can I tell you that we
01:52got some
01:52tater tots in there too there's a lot going on I just gotta be honest production you gotta
01:56give me the weather don't please I don't have family don't that uh look at that cartoon wolf
02:02so we're doing the anti-weather place we're going to do wake up bar school
02:07we got furniture we got everything we're beautiful back here
02:11cooking with daryl on tiktok cooking with daryl underscore cooking with underscore daryl on
02:17instagram youtube facebook get them everywhere a legend guys
02:22absolutely thank you so good thank you so much for doing daryl daryl daryl daryl
02:31I hate nicky smokes okay yeah I saw you get fired up
02:35he's still tweeting about the vegas vegas suck because the whole cast changed for no reason
02:41he's so stupid nicky smokes the guy who's in the red 3.7 million and close to like in the
02:47red for
02:48this company like 10.2 million it it's infuriating that people like this have the wherewithal to be
02:54in my life so don't start getting twitter wars when I'm live like when I'm sitting down because
03:00that's right that's when you're gonna go from month to month to hour to hour like like yeah
03:06you would absolutely put my name in your mouth after everything you've done here we were going
03:13through the math you're nobody as a direct quote of what I said nobody has brought who's contributed
03:19less has brought this company to its knees more than you look dave I am very appreciative for
03:26you giving me that chance on that show I I'm only sticking up for it because I love doing it
03:30and I
03:31know you think it's just of course you love doing it as like a vacation but it's not it is
03:35a vacation
03:35no it's not like it like a vacation is like what I do every single weekend like without the fucking
03:41no it's what you do every single day of every single week you say whatever you want about me
03:45like I'm sorry for all the fuck ups I've had here like I'm just a fucking idiot I do love
03:49I love being
03:50here but I I gave everything I had to try to make shit happen and I can't just make everyone
03:54else
03:54fucking fall in line and do that shit all right so but that that you're not my problem with the
04:00show
04:00I I don't that doesn't I just it's just how stupid he is is what bothers me it's like just
04:06shut your
04:07mouth you useless cunt how was makeup it was honestly great I think me and Dave came to
04:14like good terms at the end of that I think we agreed more than we disagree that's good yeah it
04:21was
04:21basically I was like he ruined Vegas he's like I didn't ruin Vegas fucking cast ruined Vegas and I'm
04:28you switched the cast and then then the cast that was there when it got hot they quit the show
04:34and
04:34I was like I thought that was bullshit why couldn't you make them stays like legally we couldn't make
04:37them stay blah blah blah blah blah blah just cut in the conversation between picking the way better
04:41than me trying to explain it um but I think we see more eye to eye than we did 10
04:46minutes ago
04:55good morning brother what's up Kyle hey Kyle can you do me a favor real quick can you tell me
05:03what
05:03time it is 7 56 thanks Kyle what time is it playa game time no what time is it like
05:14that ass
05:17three hours in baby what's up Nicky smokes I'm vlogging right now what's up how's hour to hour lifestyle
05:24hour to hour is uh just as good as month to month except for I don't know
05:33it feels the same but it's different same same but different I just don't know like it is
05:40is salary hourly is hourly salary I'm not signing a new contract hourly I'm also not signing a new
05:47contract monthly either so I don't I don't even know what my contract is like I don't I don't
05:51legally I don't know how I am employed you're just happy to be here yeah all I know is my
05:56check hits
05:57on the first and it hits on the 15th and you know I'm blessed so it doesn't matter Tate just
06:02signed for
06:02three years though congrats three my boy congrats I'm just I'm just in a really bad mood right now and
06:08I'm just letting shit fly you know you know what yeah man there's just a lot of fucking people that
06:14have contracts here that just sit in the fucking shadow and don't do anything but guess what that's
06:19not talked about that's not fucking talked about you know what I'm just here every day on every stream
06:24on every live show doing everything everything I can every single fucking day you know what just
06:30keep kicking me in my fucking dick there that's the clip you wanted now leave me the fuck alone
06:35for the rest of the day I'm not here I'm not one to tell you how to do Viva that
06:39should go out in
06:40two seconds and then the behind the scenes of it goes out Friday that's what this is the behind the
06:45scenes I don't live my life I don't live I don't live my life on the internet I just here
06:52for that
06:52Twitter deleted I don't know what happened Tate between him and Mincy I don't know how you do it
07:04I mean that's that's that's crossing a line dude now you say that that's a good point
07:08now you say that that's fun now we're even for what I said did something happen I don't live my
07:15life
07:15on the internet like like everyone here you don't live your life on just checking in with someone I
07:22I'm mildly mark marginally that's the word but is that a lot or a little little so I'm just checking
07:30with someone I marginally care about I appreciate that thanks Lucas that's all
07:40we're gonna be staying with Chuck Tover today 22nd um I already hit this morning people were
07:47bitching up a storm including Blutman including Mush McCarthy so I said fine fuck it I'm going for
07:52two first time I've ever gone for two in my entire life I gotta get in the lab Bears Patriots
07:57tonight
07:58if it hits it's one of the greatest feats in gambling history if it doesn't hit it's one of
08:04the biggest tragedies and honestly probably world history oh man whether or not tonight over 50 and a
08:12half are good weather what I don't get it because it's a lack of weather is weather think about it
08:21it's supposed to be like really bad weather oh we got a category three hurricane Nile coming in
08:29it's called weather or not you can say bad weather you can't say good weather we've done it
08:33we've done it multiple times already it's weather or not I need to meet this that kid sticks
09:04I told I I said maybe we should take the week off there wasn't a lot of weather there wasn't
09:08a lot of
09:08weather I was still in the lab I was what were you thank you it's no offense yeah what were
09:12you
09:13looking at in that Washington I have my head my model up right now he loves weather it was like
09:19Choctober like I don't know like 14 the farthest I've ever been and I hear that this guy's 14 and
09:254 on weather he was he gives out a play of under 67 and a half the bottom yeah I
09:33thought you bought it
09:34no no you bought it to 67 it was like 153 50 something I got it to 67 and a
09:41half with 11
09:42minutes to go in the game they were at 66 I had to take my shirt off because he was
09:47like it was a
09:47weather play it was it literally it was like 9 p.m. and it was still sunny and blue skies
09:51it was crazy
09:52it was windy when there are two turnovers inside to 10 that's right hey that's a huge thing hey I'm
09:58glad I hit the play tonight is over 15 and a half and bears uh so I can get it
10:03to 36 and a
10:04I like that I like that I'll double down I'll double down 36 and a half I'm gonna take a
10:12look
10:12right now is showing perfect blood yes exactly yes because there's no that's everything how is
10:17weather mean over whether or not again the lack of weather is weather but no no no you don't you
10:23don't I'm not gonna let you sacrifice Reese atop your Choctober get out of here between you and I
10:30don't put this on camera the key to Choctober is to make someone give you a play so when it
10:35loses it's
10:37always their fault it's taking over 80 and a half over 80 and a half weather right yeah so you
10:45got
10:463400 they might score 100 all everything only thing I care about right now is Choctober yeah are you going
10:52with the weather I gotta get in the lab that kid after meeting the person lost credibility you can't
10:59have a weather play because it's nice outside am I wrong it's good weather yeah but that means good
11:06weather play if it's bad weather did you yeah over because it's nice outside I was like that would be
11:12a
11:12good offense play like or every game in the dome would be the over you can't take you it can't
11:19be hey
11:19it's nice out they're going to score a lot of points it's got to be hey it's not nice out
11:23they're
11:23not going to score yeah that's the only way to do it so are you going to go all under
11:27Luke for the
11:29third time in this conversation I'm going to fucking get in the lab like I think I'm taking I think
11:34I'm
11:34taking DeAndre Swift but I gotta I gotta look I gotta get in the lab player problems pretty I know
11:39but
11:39also DeAndre Swift's what 30 yards rushing as someone who has my fantasy team I don't think that's like
11:47the biggest lock ever I can tell you right now what he's done the last hour long 30 yards
11:57the pick at four in the morning is the worst part you know what I actually was awake for that
12:02early bird is the word no fuck no I'm betting against you on all your Choctober plays if if
12:06there's an option for it I am the anti-Choctober guy while I'm simultaneously gonna win Choctober
12:12stay on that side during the 12 lays of Christmas all right 12 lays of Christmas is such a good
12:18idea
12:19you're not gonna hit any of them
12:22it's it's like three parlays of minus a thousand well the first one's gonna be a parlay that gets
12:28to minus 1200 because it starts 12 days away from Christmas so you're gonna go minus 1200 minus 11
12:34I didn't know your film busy right now if you guys coffee that would be a huge help to my
12:39work day
12:39and his work day and possibly your work day possibly yeah we'll be good go omen for the Bears it's
12:46great
12:47omen for the Bears well I'm cheering for DeAndre Swift to get 30 yards 30 is that official Choctober I
12:52think
12:53it's gonna be it's a bad thing so if I get the coffee I think you need a bear's pick
13:00all right you get my coffee I'll be a bear's pick you got my word now I was he'll do
13:04a bear's pick
13:04anyways would this be funny chief tell me if it's funny or not I was thinking about announcing my play
13:10via video with painted nails because Caleb one touchdown is minus a thousand on the dot
13:18is that funny I need one touchdown and it's like you're gonna paint one nail what does he do does
13:27he
13:28still do it as self-proclaimed the number one Luther Burton fan in the entire world I love him
13:33to death um I think the Choctober play has to be Luther Burton 20 plus receiving yards tonight
13:38he's gonna get a hundred so 20 it should be done knock on wood in the first quarter
13:44it's a Burns guarantee
13:47yeah I'll stamp the guarantee I'll stamp it Maserati
13:52how many yards for Luther Burton tonight I know he needs 20 I think Swift is the safer play
14:01you've divided I needed I needed him to say that I needed him to say that so bad
14:06you gotta pick a side here then Swift 30 plus is not a bad play either I do like that
14:11Maserati but I'll always ride with Luther Burton no matter what that's my guy
14:14all right I'm gonna leave this up for the internet to decide I've ran into a pickle
14:17I got my two get my two berries guys did you just divide the I really needed him just to
14:21say 20
14:22and then I would have been like okay and he threw a wrench at you I'm not I'm like what
14:25am I gonna
14:26do lie you're the never one Luther guy Luther Burton fan in the entire world yes that's not what I've
14:31heard not green Greg Greg Greg's up there he's in top five BC's you're you're bigger Luther
14:38fan than Greg yeah let me call him right now Luther Burton that's my guy up there he is
14:42wow at the buzzer how's his hair all um his hair looks great there's always crazy whenever he picks
14:47up a FaceTime he's outside that should be nice he thinks he's a bigger Luther Burton fan than you I
14:52said there's no way he's a bigger fan than green Greg oh that's fucking stupid Luther Burton stop it
14:57when he's a bear he's a bear brother I saw him come from nothing to something that's what I said
15:03I
15:03used to see him ball at East St. Louis back in the day and then he went to Mizzou when
15:07the fuck did
15:07you go to East St. Louis I didn't go there I watched him play don't do not know my best
15:13friend
15:13who went to Mizzou my best friend who went to Mizzou put me on a Luther Burton in his sophomore
15:16year
15:17oh that's cool I was on him when he was a senior in high school damn that's what was I
15:21when he was
15:21at East St. Louis you weren't watching him dude he was everywhere on every single Illinois high school
15:26football team well I saw him play every single game were you there in K-State his freshman year when
15:31they lost 49 to 7 no were you there when he had a brother when he was an absolute dog
15:35his rookie
15:36here in Chicago and he's just the man oh whenever he was found yeah sorry that was a bar but
15:43he was
15:43found he wasn't found he slipped to the second round in the draft he was like the like the second
15:49or third pick he was supposed to be a top 15 pick and then he fell second round's a great
15:53pick yeah
15:54you're supposed to be top 15 you're not gonna win this conversation there's my guy would you put
15:58yourself behind Greg or no I don't think so Luther's my guy and he he fucks with me and I
16:04defend him
16:05that's what I do I fight for Luther until the day I die well we got next poor decision episode
16:11we do that's perfect tune in Wednesday just know I had your back Wednesdays after the act
16:15thanks I appreciate it all right have fun wherever you are great what's up bro
16:22peace brother that was so easy to get him going good call good call now he's going now he's the
16:27gears are
16:27on it I was trying to print out these boo things for my kids to boo people and I printed
16:40out six
16:40copies of all of me and my wife's text messages yeah this says I want to watch move with you
16:45tonight or tomorrow but tomorrow may be better let's do tomorrow I can make chicken nuggets here
16:50and healthy cane sauce and the nuggets are gluten-free they sent her a video of my daughter at volleyball
16:56good job with the trash sorry I was so behind this one I forgot hold on grabbing buckets for boo
17:00still huh sorry Bobby's crying for you and Chewy took a huge shit everywhere Bobby almost puked when
17:06he smelled it I was dying laughing at the thing that you need to print out the one thing no
17:12no
17:13got a paper no uh actually I'll just print the boo things I'm doing it now make six copies
17:21and now we've got just an entire novel we got to figure out how to stop this job this is
17:27a disaster
17:29that wasn't all of it I don't think so I ran out of paper that more texts and now we're
17:37repeating now
17:38we're just getting the copies how do I cancel this how do I cancel this I actually print out six
17:45copies of
17:46all my all my wife's text messages this is a disaster what's going on I actually I was trying to
17:56print
17:56something and actually print out six copies of all my wife's text messages but I can't figure out how to
18:01catch his job stops not working are you were you trying to print out the text messages no I was
18:07trying to print out a boo a boo sign like you've been booed you dropped candy off at a kid's
18:11house
18:12and you're doing it yes my kids you it's a thing you do in neighborhoods I like I know yes
18:17me and Liam
18:18did it together we thought we did it correctly we should do it around we should do it in the
18:22office look
18:22it's teeth it's people have better we got it I can't be this is crazy guys we got it we
18:29got to
18:29cancel this job no you can't see these these are me and my wife's text messages these are private yeah
18:34you want to see my daughter you want to see my daughter at volleyball there's a video that you
18:38bring it out yeah hold on why are you booing six houses because you know I thought it was just
18:44you
18:44do one and then they pass it on to the next person no look press play I was here at
18:50volleyball yesterday we
18:51absolutely absolutely have to do that all right this has to be it now right
18:55see y'all this has to be the booze let's see no oh yes we have we got it we
19:02made it
19:03we made it look this is music she was sending me uh cigarettes after sex she said you've
19:11definitely heard them they are good for fall look this was the goal this is the goal what a very
19:19very
19:19oh my god I'm sweating October moving on in the final week huge I may have my mind elsewhere right
19:29now yeah oh someone told me I should do something called nukevember and I had a great idea I might
19:36just become a full-time like gambling bit guy like I got the 12 lays of Christmas I got the
19:4212 days of
19:42chalkness I got chalktober what if I did nukevember where I did on with 30 days left I did a
19:4930 to 1
19:50parlay if it hits I win if it doesn't day two 29 days left 29 to 1 parlay 28 to
19:581 I gotta do the math
19:59it's all my to-do list do the math at what point in nukevember do you have to hit five
20:04to make money
20:05all right I'm gonna do some math right now so if I hit a fifth if I hit a 15
20:08to 1 parlay say I was
20:09doing 50 bucks wait am I hearing he wasn't supposed to hear that he wasn't supposed to hear that I
20:16live I just heard I live would you hear I might just become a full-time gambling bit guy like
20:2212
20:22lays of Christmas great name I like nukevember if I do with 30 on the first day to a 30
20:29to 1 parlay 29 to
20:30one parlay 28 to it and you just have to hit one have to hit one and it's over but
20:34I need to figure
20:34out at what point are you like like if I if I obviously don't hit it until it's five to
20:39one
20:40well I've lost 25 straight days of bets I lose money correct which one do you need to hit like
20:45if you
20:45hit a fifth if you hit a 15 to 1 parlay on the 15th you have to hit it halfway
20:49you have to hit it before
20:5115 smaller so I go so I have to hit a plus 100 bet and I do that every day
20:57until I do then I get to
20:58go to 200 yeah or no no no no because it should be to get to get it back because
21:05it should be like
21:06you lost plus 100 didn't hit you got the plus 200 you're chasing but they're probably yeah you don't
21:13want to cut that yeah no keep it you're chasing um but trying to get positive you're trying to get
21:20positive but what if I just win the plus 100 where's Dana I have something I have to talk
21:29he's so scared of the Sixers I saw his little bit this morning what did he say most overrated teams
21:35in the NBA he's like first I'm going with the Thunder because I hate the Thunder next I'm going
21:40with the Sixers because I hate the Sixers well I was looking for I'm not you necessarily but Connor
21:47Griffin as someone who has watched like my team win the Eastern Conference of the Millions I'm not
21:53saying we're good you got to chill after two games Connor Griffin has to chill after two games
21:57it's two games no I it's a regular no chill no chill it's no chill no chill Phil this is
22:03the first two
22:04games they're only going to get better no one gives a fuck about the no everyone cares everyone
22:09cares about LeBron and the Sixers that's that football game didn't even happen last night
22:14LeBron came back from 29 you're so you're so scared of the Sixers
22:19you're so scared of the Sixers I'm not doing this you are you are I watched that I watched that
22:25little segment that you did this morning it's terrifying you completed the worst trade in the
22:31history of the NBA and you gave the Sixers life
22:38yeah yeah yeah yeah hypotheticals this is all you're all we're doing is hypothetical
22:43well hypothetically in four months we'll be talking well we're talking now we're talking
22:49now George had 38 points yeah how'd Jason Tatum do
22:54all right have a lovely breakfast
23:04hello Marcel Greg where are you the James dude uh here let me get a quick screenshot real quick by
23:12the way as you know today's Chucktober 23rd yeah what do we think about De'Aaron Fox three assists
23:22I mean he got seven last game against the Thunder which is a very good defensive team
23:28yeah for this first time tonight the Rockets they play I don't even know who they fucking play the
23:33Rockets right yeah yeah I mean three seems pretty attainable he's hit it in 98 percent of games since
23:382025 I'm screenshotting again all right do you like the play yesterday Burns gave me the guarantee
23:48yesterday do you give me the guarantee I don't want it's the 23rd of Chucktober I can I am not
23:54wanting to be held accountable be somebody Burns I'm Greg all right I'm taking it he's got three
24:03assists he's got three assists all right brother say can we go back to his 98 percent stat yeah what
24:08about it where'd you get 98 percent from uh my app that was sick app that was fast all right
24:16bro see
24:16it fine I get what he's coming from where it's like I don't want to be the one to jinx
24:20it be somebody
24:22be like fuck yeah he's getting I'm taking it that's incredible all right that's up we've hit a wall
24:30it's a classic like unstoppable force immovable object situation like we're rolling we're
24:36we've won 23 straight days 23 straight bets Greg texted me Fox questionable yeah Greg everyone
24:44fucking knew that what Greg well I looked at the cash out it's $90 to cash out which is like
24:50four days of Chucktober like I can't go back four days so we're rolling with Greg he my text messages
24:58are so funny he sent me like sent me like a fox emoji and then I placed the bet and
25:03then like 10 minutes
25:04there's like Fox questionable what's the injury wrist oh no
25:09yeah not good
25:09it's a tailgate don't it feel great it's a tailgate party it's a tailgate
25:21you