00:01Tim the Tool Man Taylor!
00:12Thank you, Heidi. Welcome to New Season.
00:15I think, therefore I am, Tim the Tool Man Taylor.
00:21Of course, you all know my assistant. He eats, therefore he is, Al Borewood.
00:30Well, we have a sizzling hot show for you today, so let's get cooking.
00:34It's Barbecue Week here on Tool Time.
00:38Well, barbecuing goes back to primitive times when cavemen rub two sticks together to cook their carcass du jour.
00:47Nothing like an all-you-can-eat brontosaurus buffet.
00:51But stay clear of that pudding, plonko.
00:55Well, nowadays you can cook your meat on this $3 portable unit, or cook like a king with this $35
01:02,000 gas cooking unit.
01:05Built-in dishwasher, disposal, CD player, and in a pinch, an automatic kibachi cooker.
01:18But for the purists, there's nothing like charcoal.
01:20They think the true measure of a man is how fast he can light his coals.
01:24Ah, yeah.
01:25Of course, a woman thinks it's how long a man can keep his coals lit.
01:30Well, there's a gentleman in Indiana who used liquid oxygen, got his charcoal ready in three seconds.
01:35Yeah, but there's a very handsome guy right here in Detroit that says he can beat that record.
01:47Well, you may be wondering how Tim's going to beat that three-second record.
01:50Well, I'm not wondering. I got ahold of some of my buddies down at NASA.
01:53They gave me their secret.
01:55Rocket fuel.
01:58Rocket fuel's made with lox, and this don't go on no bagel, baby.
02:03This is liquid oxygen, with a skosh of hydrogen, and for fun, a little soup song of cilantro for flavor.
02:11For trained professionals, please do not try this at home.
02:14Aha, there you go.
02:16Heidi, my fire-starting device, please.
02:19Here you go, Tim.
02:20Very high-tech. It's a stick.
02:272.6 seconds. A new world record.
02:31Tim, it's a little out of control.
02:33Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
02:34Don't panic.
02:36Stay away from the barbecue.
02:38It's okay, all right? It's fine.
02:40It's done.
02:56D았습니다.
02:57Yeah, everybody do.
02:57There.
02:57Oh.
02:58Yeah, you're not in business.
02:58I'm sorry.
02:58I'm sorry, man.
