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00:14This is way better than a baseball card, because if we bought one of those, all we'd be doing
00:19right now is staring at it. That's what we are doing, dork. Shut up.
00:29Why can't we play with it? Because a guy at the store said we're not supposed to touch it
00:33if we want it to be an investment. It has to stay in mint condition. That stings.
00:42I wonder how fast it goes.
00:59Did you open the gate to the alley? Yeah.
01:02All right, I'll go first. Hey, no, it was my idea.
01:05No, old is first. No way. Well, then big is first.
01:08Get real.
01:11It's in the alley. Let's go.
01:19We should have gotten insurance.
01:25No, they pitched in, bought together. They're going to share it.
01:27No, no. They were supposed to make three separate investments.
01:30Oh, we couldn't pass this up.
01:32This toy?
01:33This toy?
01:35This toy is an autographed one-of-a-kind.
01:42They keep this in mint condition.
01:45It's double its price.
01:46You said mint condition?
01:48Yeah.
01:49Was that spearmint or peppermint?
01:53Why is there gum on this?
01:55It's holding this paper clip in place here.
01:58Ugh.
02:00What is...
02:01Ick-ma.
02:05Oh, man.
02:06I can't believe you let them do this.
02:08Before the steam starts coming out of your nose, let me explain what happened.
02:10You don't have to explain what happened. I know what happened.
02:13You all went to the store. You saw the car. You all started drooling.
02:16The drooling led to grunting. The grunting led to buying.
02:20You are so far off, it's not even funny.
02:25We grunted, drooled, bought.
02:31Hi.
02:31Hi.
02:33I've been doing a lot of thinking.
02:35I should have let the boys buy the baseball cards, but I know why I didn't.
02:41I got a child inside of me.
02:44Really?
02:45What month are you in?
02:48Oh, honey.
02:50I'm just like a big kid. Just because I like Indy cars doesn't mean we should have bought the thing.
02:57Well, I should have listened to you in the first place and just reinvested the bonds.
03:00Well, this isn't your fault.
03:01Well, it's not your fault.
03:02Well, it's somebody's fault.
03:04The boys.
03:07I think I hear our little demolition men now.
03:10I'll flip you to see who yells at him first.
03:12Don't yell at him. I have a better idea.
03:14What?
03:14Put the thing back on the mail.
03:15What are you thinking about?
03:16You'll see.
03:18Hey, wait, wait, wait.
03:19They're just walking in right now.
03:20Hey, guys, you know that man from the baseball store is on the phone.
03:25He is?
03:26Yeah, he says that he has a guy who collects Indy cars who wants to buy yours.
03:31He'll give you $200 for it.
03:32Hey.
03:33Hey.
03:35Hey, hey, hey.
03:37That's a $60 profit a day.
03:38Let's go for it.
03:40We're not interested.
03:42What?
03:42They're not interested.
03:45$300?
03:46He'll give you $300.
03:50$300.
03:52Shimoli smackeroonies.
03:53$300.
03:54I'll get the car.
03:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dad.
03:57Dad, it's okay.
03:59You know, you know, we passed.
04:00Yeah, we're not selling.
04:01Oh, I'm sorry, they passed.
04:04What?
04:06No.
04:08$750?
04:13$750?
04:15We'll take it.
04:16No, no, no, no, no.
04:18No.
04:19We're not selling.
04:20Well, yeah, you know, it's not just the money.
04:23The car has a sentimental value.
04:27Well, I'm sorry.
04:28Yeah, it just doesn't look like there's any way they're going to sell that car.
04:31I mean, oh, well, okay.
04:33Bye-bye.
04:34Guys, I'm really proud of you.
04:36You made an investment.
04:38You believe in it.
04:39You're going to hang on to it.
04:40I just hope you're not setting yourselves up for a big disappointment.
04:44Investment's hot now, but any day it could crash.
04:52Nice goal.
04:53You're the one who drove it into the thing.
04:54Yeah, you're the one who crashed it.
04:55No, but you're the one.
04:56No, no, no.
04:56He took it into the thing.