00:00The game's mushy? Is that what it's called?
00:03Yup.
00:05It's some free-to-play game.
00:08It's so loud still.
00:11How'd you like the options?
00:13What'd I like? What?
00:15The options.
00:17Not great.
00:19I hit you?
00:20Oh my ass!
00:21I got a hit marker.
00:26Did you buy the shotgun?
00:28No.
00:29This gun is kind of funny.
00:34Ah!
00:35One hit point.
00:37I was hoping I could get you.
00:40The music, dude.
00:41It's so loud.
00:51Oh, oh.
00:54Alright, so you had the pistol.
00:55How do you plant?
00:58Oh, no.
01:02Is it going to?
01:04Oh.
01:05One to three.
01:06Oh, there we go.
01:08Are you the terrorist?
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:11I have the bomb.
01:14Like, an actual, like, cannonball bomb.
01:18I don't know where to plant it.
01:21I see you.
01:22No, you didn't.
01:28Dude, did you buy the same gun?
01:302000?
01:31Yeah.
01:33Yeah.
01:33It looks fun.
01:35It's from a list of games I have that are kind of sketchy looking.
01:41They're usually free.
01:44They're usually free.
01:44We have quite a bit of fun in some of them.
01:56Oh, I forgot.
01:58Oh.
01:59We still have the pistol.
02:02Yeah, I had to switch.
02:04You were wrecked in my butt.
02:12I don't know where to plant.
02:14It's basically a Counter-Strike clone.
02:23Oh, I don't have a bomb anymore.
02:26Oh.
02:29Okay.
02:30There's also an animation if you reload when you're already full.
02:34Yeah, it's pretty sick, isn't it?
02:39Do you already see?
02:41I saw your little beats.
02:44Fucker.
02:47Fucker.
03:04Fucker.
03:04You're on a bridge.
03:06Pull a PewDiePie.
03:07No.
03:07Get out of the way.
03:08Get away.
03:14Wait, what?
03:16You drowned.
03:18You drowned?
03:20Yeah.
03:21I was walking down the bottom of the lake and it killed me instantly.
03:24I was putting the bomb down.
03:27Bastard.
03:28I drowned.
03:31You?
03:33I hope it took your points.
03:35You don't deserve points for that.
03:37Dude, every time I die, I lose stuff.
03:41Good.
03:42Good.
03:42Good.
03:43Good.
03:45Good.
03:58I got your feet.
04:14I can't hit.
04:22You suck.
04:28All right, do not buy that gun.
04:31What did you buy?
04:32The shotgun.
04:34That's what I killed you with.
04:35I couldn't hit you, is it slugs?
04:46Not cool, dude, not cool.
05:07You're being really sneaky this time.
05:11I see you.
05:15It was not an ice shoot.
05:17It was a bad shoot.
05:17He had ice shoot.
05:19I shoot in my pants.
05:22Can I crouch?
05:23No.
05:25Where the hell are you, you little creep?
05:35You don't see me, do you?
05:38You're a creep, dude.
05:47Oh my god.
05:49Oh my god.
05:59Bitch.
06:01Ow!
06:07Headshot.
06:08The mag is empty.
06:09I didn't know that.
06:19Okay, I learned.
06:22The rifle is single shot.
06:31The music is terrible.
06:35I can't hear you at all.
06:37I must have.
06:38I must hit escape.
06:40I'm fat fingered.
06:42The frickin' rifle is single shot, dude.
06:45Sniper rifle?
06:46Yeah.
06:47That's why I...
06:48Are you still making more money than you?
06:50I'm not now.
06:51Now all I have is this dinky...
06:54Pistole.
06:58You almost one kicked at me.
07:08Just stay over there.
07:10No.
07:12Come here.
07:22You fell in the water.
07:24You fell in the water.
07:25I don't know if I actually fell.
07:27Oh.
07:27I dived.
07:29This isn't my thing.
07:32Well, it should end soon, so...
07:37That music is obnoxiously loud.
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:48Do you feel like Hellboy with the pistol?
07:51I kinda do.
08:02Wait.
08:05I can't shoot.
08:06There it goes.
08:08The fuck?
08:12Okay, almost one hit me.
08:15I got hacked.
08:18Why is your pistol dealing so much damage?
08:22Dude, you planted that fucking quick.
08:29No!
08:31Do you got the things?
08:32Yeah, I bought them.
08:34You suck.
08:38Dude, you almost killed me in one hit.
08:41Shut up.
08:42No.
08:52Interesting.
08:54What?
08:57It's game.
08:59Very.
09:00Counter-Strike with mushrooms.
09:03Yup.
09:04Oh.
09:09What?
09:10Nope.
09:14That was so loud.
09:17The reload is like a minute.
09:34I think so.
09:36What do you mean you think so?
09:38I shot it and ran around the corner.
09:42It lobs a grenade.
09:44But were you aiming directly at me?
09:46I looked like it, yes.
09:47I peeked around the corner, lobbed it.
09:51Because I was going to say, if that one hit me without you even fucking...
09:54It looked like it would have directly hit you.
09:56I immediately scurried away.
09:59Because of repercussions.
10:08I don't like how you always looked at me furthest.
10:11Like...
10:12What?
10:16You still have it?
10:20You actually almost hit me.
10:22I'm still reloading it.
10:35No way.
10:44I don't like this game.
10:46Get off the bridge.
10:48Okay.
10:57I...
10:59I...
11:01Aww.
11:02You sounded closer.
11:05If I would have waited, I could have killed you.
11:12I got the ball.
11:34What a weird spawn.
11:35What a weird spawn.
11:46Oh my god.
11:48Did you see me?
11:49I was behind you.
11:53Did you spawn like that?
11:55No.
11:56I fucked it.
12:01I heard you stand there and it's like, what the hell?
12:07This long wait time though.
12:10You can't even buy it that much.
12:12It's like, what?
12:13Wait.
12:14Okay, there it is.
12:29You don't like hearing that, do you?
12:31Nope.
12:34Wait.
12:35What?
12:36What?
12:37You can plant it in multiple spots?
12:40Yeah.
12:41Just like in Counter-Strike.
12:56Dude, it's not even a direct hit.
13:00I know.
13:03I wonder if I still have enough for it again.
13:11It is so strong though.
13:13It is so strong though.
13:15The reload time is like half a match.
13:19I knew when you didn't shoot back.
13:21It's like, fuck, he's gonna nade me.
13:22I had to.
13:24The pressure was on for you to get rid of the bomb.
13:46Oh.
14:10Awww.
14:11You bitch!
14:15You sounded like you were next to me.
14:17I just had a feeling.
14:20So I ran to the left and I was able to see up.
14:23I was like, oooh.
14:37So it's testing it. It does just kick you out of the buy menu?
14:41Yeah.
14:49Do you have the bomb or do I?
14:52You do.
14:59I almost just ran into the water.
15:10Awww.
15:16Awww.
15:26Awww.
15:29Awww.
15:31Awww.
15:34Awww.
15:42Awww.
15:42Awww.
15:45What's the score?
15:47Awww.
15:48Awww.
15:50Awww.
16:01Awww.
16:07Awww.
16:16Awww.
16:19Awww.
16:23Awww.
16:26Awww.
16:27Awww.
16:27Awww.
16:27Awww.
16:27Awww.
16:36Awww.
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