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Really rough. Also checkout https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVkGUmOpgOLOVr_P_XmMnQ/videos and https://rumble.com/c/c-600175 and https://www.bitchute.com/channel/t5CTeORUE6v6/ and https://ugetube.com/@Tman%20Gaming and https://odysee.com/@Tman:a929ae69bbea30df9a5ef7a4902889eb7eea1227
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00:03Oh, I got sniped.
00:12Horse crap.
00:23Also, I learned just because I was looking at my stats and saw a change.
00:30Having humanity in the top left actually ups your resistance stats.
00:37Nice.
00:38So, like your lead poison and curse resistance go up the more humanity you have.
00:46Well, up to 30 I think it was, it said?
01:01It's satisfying just taking the elevator out.
01:04Dude, isn't it?
01:06Dude, that crossbow guy just shot me in the face.
01:09I have an arrow in the fucking rim of my visor.
01:21Bitch.
01:27I'm at the ring of light.
01:31I'm almost there.
01:34Let me know when you get to it.
01:40Oh, I didn't want to do that.
01:53Alright, I'm about to touch the bubble.
01:55You ready?
01:59See, see?
02:03Touched it.
02:06Rap rap.
02:07Hit!
02:25Oh, aren't they just so good with their pustles.
02:34They're jerking me off, they're jerking me off.
02:40As APL would say, having the best sex you can with your gear.
02:47I like it, I like it.
02:52Did you want to get to the first fire or just have me put my sign down as early as
02:57I can?
02:58Let's go to the first fire.
03:00Alright.
03:00I think that's smart.
03:11Oh.
03:12Oh.
03:14Oh.
03:14Oh.
03:14Oh.
03:14I don't think he attacks unless you get too close to him.
03:18You can walk right by him.
03:25Then you go to your right and then to your left is the fire.
03:28Yeah.
03:30Yeah, I didn't fight any of them.
03:32Ain't got time for that.
03:34Ain't nobody got time for that.
03:36Firekeeper where you at.
03:39Even though they have fucking chests behind them.
03:44You can always come back.
03:46Yup.
03:50I'm gonna talk to her.
03:51Well, you are a rare visitor.
03:55Welcome to the lost city of Anor Londo, chosen undead.
03:58If you seek Lord Gwyn's old keep, exit here and head straight yonder.
04:03If you are the chosen one, a revelation shall visit thee.
04:08What follows thereafter depends upon you.
04:13Hmm.
04:14What is it?
04:14What am I?
04:17Well, I am the keeper of the bonfire.
04:21If not for me, what beacon would there be in this lost city?
04:26A gatekeeper and a guide.
04:29That is my calling.
04:33The bonfires attended by the keepers are special.
04:37They are linked to one another, and their flames never die.
04:41Yet never shall the keepers of these flames meet.
04:45If you require rest, now is the time.
04:49That is, after all, what the bonfire is for.
05:02Guardian of Cheesecake.
05:04No, it's not my first time playing.
05:08I love that name.
05:08We haven't played in forever, though.
05:13We are big Souls fans.
05:16Even though we're awful.
05:18I'm awful.
05:19He's better.
05:20We're still trash.
05:21You're awful.
05:22I'm terrible.
05:23But we have fun.
05:27Alright.
05:29I just wish...
05:31What?
05:32Tor...
05:33Um, Torig.
05:37What's the Black Knight?
05:40The Black Knight?
05:41Not Black Knight, but...
05:42Artorias?
05:44No.
05:44Iron Knight.
05:46Tarkus?
05:48Yeah.
05:49Oh.
05:49Let's call him Torig after a different game.
05:51Oh.
05:51Yeah.
05:52The fall that he does.
05:54I wish we could've got him fucking moonwalking at NARS.
05:58I know.
05:58Dude, that sounds awesome.
06:00Where do you...
06:01Where can we...
06:02It's down the elevator.
06:03Right outside.
06:04Okay.
06:05I remember because we got invaded here one time.
06:08Uh-huh.
06:08Like, twelve years ago.
06:11Fucking...
06:11After waiting seven hours just to see one sign.
06:14Yeah.
06:15That's all that matters is you have fun.
06:17Heck yes.
06:19I don't play games to be good.
06:23He played games to be good.
06:26Yeah.
06:27That's it.
06:28Oh.
06:28I aggroed it, brother.
06:31Put my sign was down.
06:33We try to have stupid fun.
06:37It's running.
06:38It's running.
06:40It's actually kinda weak.
06:42And so am I.
06:52I do not like my staff, dude.
06:58And you're two-handed.
07:00It's even slower this time.
07:04That was for Scooby.
07:08Um.
07:11Ooh, I got hit because I looked over at the chat.
07:16I'm sorry, but I...
07:20I don't know what you said.
07:23Randy?
07:26He's getting Randy.
07:28I like you guys, so thank you, Cheesecake.
07:32I appreciate you.
07:35Even if you just stop in.
07:39If our pats never meet again, me and be safe.
07:43If we never see you again, thank you.
07:45You're always welcome, though.
07:48Oh, your sign's way up there.
07:50Yeah, I put it down as soon as I can.
07:52You look good.
07:55It's the elite set, dude.
07:57It does look fancy.
07:59Yeah.
08:00I also kinda thought you would pick the normal set,
08:05because it has the open place.
08:08Well, it's also just what I start with.
08:13Alright.
08:15And the weight.
08:16I can't even have the broadsword.
08:19I'm too chunky.
08:22Alright, pick the stuff up as I drop it.
08:26Bloody moss.
08:28I went for a lot.
08:30Quiet.
08:33They were green moss before, weren't they?
08:36They were.
08:50I don't like gold.
08:53Geez.
08:56Total, probably like 350,000 souls.
09:00Towards all the items I bought.
09:02Yeah.
09:02Is there more?
09:04Oh, there's a lot more, brother.
09:06Oh my god.
09:08Holy.
09:11Okay.
09:21They'll hook up.
09:34They'll hook up.
09:36Is that it?
09:37No.
09:45Okay.
09:48Sorry.
09:49No, it's okay.
09:57That's it?
09:58No.
10:00Oh, you turned.
10:02Did I?
10:03Yeah, you turned.
10:04You're facing me now.
10:06I dropped one by accident.
10:09Nice.
10:10So yeah, I thought, I thought you were all done.
10:17One more of these.
10:24You know, you'll probably never even use one.
10:27Two holes.
10:32Make sure.
10:34Can't drop those.
10:43Alright.
10:44One last thing.
10:48That's it.
10:49Oh.
10:55Yeah, just cause it gave me an extra wall.
10:58Just now.
11:00Oy.
11:12Not gonna lie.
11:13I was staggered with how much the fucking defense went up on each piece when I upgraded on.
11:24I didn't even look.
11:29Wow.
11:30Dude, this Voresco is fucking so good.
11:33Are you sure you don't want more?
11:35No, I'm good.
11:36I haven't touched my mountain new yet.
11:39Okay.
11:39What's your favorite souls?
11:41Theirs is Dark Souls 2.
11:44Really?
11:45They like two?
11:46Two is the oddball.
11:48Respectable.
11:49I don't like the hippo things in it.
11:51Yeah, that's a bold choice.
11:54Alright.
11:55Here's the chest.
11:57Wait.
11:58Back here?
12:00This is the long way, I think, by accident.
12:04It's tough.
12:05Between one and three.
12:07Agreed.
12:08Three has some awesome moments.
12:12Gale.
12:14Yo.
12:20Yeah, I've played three the most.
12:24I think the hippos do suck.
12:28I think for me, maybe one, just cause I like the gods in it.
12:33I like Manus.
12:35He is something about Manus, just so cool.
12:40Gwyn's awesome.
12:43Did you go up?
12:44Yeah, I went up.
12:46Wait.
12:47Up.
12:48I went up.
12:49Up, up.
12:50Wait a minute.
12:52What?
12:53Dude.
12:54Two.
13:02I'd have to say, oh, be careful with this camera.
13:04I know.
13:06This is the one.
13:08Mine didn't.
13:10Yeah.
13:11Three is my favorite, just cause I like the Faith Regen build.
13:16The Dragon Slayer Axe and the Lothric Knight Greatsword are badass.
13:23Also, I love Octorius.
13:26Three is the worst, they said.
13:30Nooo.
13:31Oh, behind you.
13:34I respect their decision though.
13:36How did I get that?
13:40Wow.
13:48And isn't the claymore lighter as well?
13:51Yeah.
13:57One is their second favorite.
13:59We're playing the remastered.
14:02Oh, there's an item, goddammit.
14:04We're gonna play Prepare to Die as well.
14:06There's a way to get multiplayer working again.
14:14We're gonna try to do them all.
14:17We also have-
14:17Gotta do more, gotta do more.
14:18We have both versions of two as well.
14:22Ugh.
14:23Yeah.
14:26At least I won't be alone.
14:29Feels more linear, and I just don't enjoy the gameplay as much.
14:38You didn't see that, did you?
14:40Nope.
14:40I'm trying- I'm scared walking.
14:43Okay.
14:44Did I push him to his death?
14:49Yeah.
14:49I do like the way they did the spells in one of the most though.
14:53Agreed.
14:54I liked having uses, not a bar.
14:57Two was like that too, and in the one DLC, I love that they did this, that crown that regen
15:03spell uses.
15:04Yeah.
15:04It was awesome.
15:07I like the-
15:08It's not-
15:08It's not-
15:09It's not dead.
15:10It is now.
15:13I like the black knight sword in the second game more though.
15:17That fire damage it gains.
15:19Best part?
15:20That was-
15:21Bye.
15:22I'm not dead.
15:24That was all black knight weapons, they were like that.
15:27Yep.
15:28Alright.
15:30Um, there's no item over here, I don't think.
15:32There's definitely messages by her feet.
15:41Oh, hello there.
15:44Uh...
15:46Where'd you go?
15:47I fell.
15:49Now I'm climbing back up.
15:50Oh, okay.
15:51Oh, hello.
15:52Oh.
15:55Yeah, I'm much too-
15:56I'm a big fan of the black knight weapons.
16:01And the armor.
16:03Yeah, they're fucking down.
16:04I did not like how in the first one, extra demon damage. I thought that was such a waste.
16:11Mhm.
16:13Do I crank it or do we go down? I can't remember.
16:16Um, I don't know what's down.
16:18Stay up.
16:19Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
16:22Only you could ride the rail like Sonic, Shred.
16:26Aww, that game was so good.
16:29Alright, there's nothing down here.
16:30Crank it.
16:32Alright.
16:33I'll go crank.
16:34Pull the lever.
16:35Cronk.
16:38And then, we can explore the bottom of the room and hit the DLC if you want to, but I'd
16:42rather not to.
16:44Then not.
16:45That's fine.
16:46Oh, it's a whole cutscene.
16:49The third game, it just goes.
16:54Yeah.
16:55There are definitely improvements throughout the series.
16:58Little quality of life things they do.
17:01Oh, yeah.
17:03Now, I don't remember how, but there's a way to lower it again.
17:06I'm fighting.
17:08Oh, oh.
17:09A long way back up, sorry.
17:12And I do like that manis spawned basically like other gods, or they were corrupted by him.
17:20I don't remember what it is.
17:23I'm getting
17:25just
17:278
17:28it's the slower sword
17:32and
17:33he's so
17:35he's so jumpy dude
17:38yeah
17:45I'm not used to
17:47using this sword
17:50I also stream on twitch
17:52yeah
17:54stream to no one
17:55usually bots
17:57I don't stream enough
18:00do you want to go down and explore the
18:03wall room
18:04is that the dlc
18:08technically no
18:09we can
18:12oh aren't you cool
18:14oh yeah
18:15yeah I started
18:17I originally would stream on twitch
18:19but
18:20no viewers
18:22and so I was like
18:23I'll just stream on youtube as well
18:40do you like how there's already
18:41corpses on the ground
18:43I pushed
18:44two of them all
18:46I
18:47you know what boss
18:48I really do hate
18:49though is
18:51the
18:53I
18:54I like this sword
18:56but I'm just
18:57not used to
18:58it's movement
18:59yeah it's slower
19:01and it uses more
19:02stamina too
19:04I hate the
19:05bed of chaos
19:07dude I hate that one
19:08and the
19:09big fire demon
19:10what's his name
19:11the demon
19:12fire sage
19:14I hate him
19:18don't go up to the painting
19:21okay
19:27we should have just bullied him
19:28done bomb
19:29my boy
19:30my boy
19:32he's not looking so hot
19:34he looks like the dad from
19:35Cooley Cooley
19:37under the
19:37sink
19:42like this
19:44like this
19:48there'll never be another show like that
19:51no
20:12so how does the armor feel brother
20:14does it feel beefier
20:15I think I probably would have been almost dead
20:18more than once
20:21I know I definitely feel a change
20:23I just
20:24I gotta get used to the slowness
20:27not that the claymore was that fast
20:30but
20:31way different
20:33it's a noticeable slowness
20:34and the stamina it takes too
20:41yeah
20:43alright incoming brother
21:10did you get hit
21:14it made this sound
21:15it made this sound like you did
21:15my shield did
21:17oh
21:19that does so much damage
21:20but
21:22does it work
21:23no
21:24cause the little animation I do after
21:26where I
21:28yeah that
21:30yeah maybe the claymore
21:31though
21:32it's still gonna do
21:33really good damage
21:35well I don't use
21:35my heavy hit with that either
21:38but when you need to
21:39it's gonna be
21:42I never use it
21:45ok
21:47then
21:48after your run
21:49upgrade that bitch
21:52we'll see
21:53why does that open from this side
21:54we're gonna see how the boss
21:55feels
21:58try jumping attack
22:05it's just forward and heavy
22:07oh ok
22:08just like a kick
22:10there you go
22:10no that's a fast heavy attack
22:12isn't it
22:13yeah it wasn't bad
22:15it doesn't have that little animation
22:17no
22:18and it still does
22:20quite a bit of damage
22:21cause when
22:22I can't
22:23after this watch
22:25I can't roll
22:27until
22:27I'm
22:28yeah
22:30that's the issue
22:32I have with it
22:34oh
22:35fuck
22:38what the
22:39silver knight
22:40yelp
22:43remember these guys
22:44do surprising damage
22:47I miss
22:48I miss
22:49are you
22:58good job
22:59I miss
23:04got him brother
23:12oh
23:13he chose that
23:14no I pushed him off
23:18I am gonna miss that slam
23:20once I swapped
23:21the great sword
23:26oh
23:32ah yes
23:35come with me brother
23:39oh no
23:45if I remember right
23:47there's demons in here
23:48yup
24:02I took an arrow in the knee
24:07I actually didn't deal that much damage
24:09good
24:13alright
24:21I hate this part
24:23these guys are insane
24:35oh yeah
24:37they'll have that dude shoving
24:37yeah
24:39oh
24:41yeah
24:42they'll just point blank
24:42be careful
24:50alright
24:51I'm on my way
24:52be careful
24:54oh you got him
24:55yeah
24:57barely
24:58thankfully
24:59I can flatten them
25:00I could not
25:09I could not
25:10do you feel my balls
25:12on your head
25:13yup
25:15felt kinda nice
25:17warmed me up
25:18smooth
25:22how'd you
25:22how'd you go in like that
25:23I
25:24I don't know
25:27I don't know
25:28cheesecake hates this part
25:30we used
25:32back in the day
25:33we got invaded
25:34so many times
25:35on this part
25:36it was so
25:37irritating
25:40only place
25:41I can't stand
25:43oh
25:43there you are
25:44you've been quiet
25:45these days
25:46smooth summoning out there
25:48anytime you see my brilliantly
25:50shining signature
25:51do not hesitate to call upon me
25:53you've left me
25:54with quite an impression
25:55I would relish a chance
25:57to assist you
25:59god I love Solaire
26:00you really are fond of chatting
26:02with me aren't you
26:03if I didn't know better
26:04I think you had feelings for me
26:07damn right I do
26:08Solaire
26:08pretend you didn't hear that
26:12what a goofball
26:15you really are fond of
26:17I don't
26:30we were invaded here once
26:33and
26:35is this where you
26:36what do you find in that
26:38basementy area
26:39was it armor
26:40I've all sat in the dragon tooth
26:42yeah
26:42we hid down there
26:44and we could hear them
26:45rummaging
26:46all around
26:47looking for us
26:48brother you didn't want
26:49the items in there
26:50oh
26:52it was awful
26:53oh
26:55oh
26:55yep
26:57oh I just shut the door
26:59the wrong way
27:01they did power within
27:03let's see if they go to
27:04your door instead of mine
27:10I see them
27:12they're
27:12they're healthy
27:15he went to my door
27:16instead
27:17I see that
27:17you want me to come
27:18fight
27:19yeah
27:22what the hell was that
27:26run
27:26I think you might be a hacker
27:30I killed him
27:33did you
27:34you need to
27:35alta
27:36okay no
27:37okay he is dead
27:38light that fire
27:39and sit
27:42thank you brother
27:45since he powered within
27:46I swapped the
27:47brave lord sword
27:49to try and
27:50toxic his ass
27:51he had like one hit point
27:53and he just
27:55he just died
27:56yeah
27:57he stood there
28:00alright
28:00I'm gonna rest
28:01that fire
28:02that's what I meant
28:03sit at the fire
28:04yo I'm gonna run back
28:05and hit you here