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00:00Alright, I'm ready.
00:02Did you want to upgrade anything or no?
00:04I thought we didn't have the stuff.
00:06Well, I have one piece, I can upgrade it once.
00:10Is this sword worth upgrading?
00:13Your claymore is, if you like it enough.
00:16Your broadsword is, if you like it enough.
00:19Uh, let's...
00:20We can always grind for more material, right?
00:23Yeah, especially this Titanite shirt.
00:26He sells infinite for 800 apiece.
00:30Alright, so, claymore.
00:33Just one time, right?
00:36I just have the one.
00:37That's all I can afford.
00:41Blitz, what's up, dude?
00:43I knew it.
00:44Come get you some nighter.
00:46Alright, do we want to kill the demon?
00:50Is that what we have to do?
00:52I don't remember.
00:53We can either do that, or go back onto the bridge and hit Undead Burr.
00:58Remember that?
01:00Let's see what the demon's like.
01:02Alright.
01:03I don't think we can summon in this area, so we gotta solo a bit.
01:09Alright.
01:11If I die, I'm not fighting.
01:13Oh my god.
01:15He just went through my murder.
01:17Yeah, half health.
01:22Holy fuck, dude.
01:24He's worth a good amount of soul.
01:25Look at me, he dropped steam inside night, though.
01:27Did you kill him?
01:29No.
01:31Alright, I'm back now.
01:33I do little to no damage.
01:36Yeah, I don't do a lot either.
01:38Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.
01:41Keeps dead angling me.
01:42How are you today, Blitz?
01:45Yeah.
01:45I don't know.
01:46Yeah, I'm already up the stairs, dude.
01:50F that.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Yes.
01:55Very strong, boy.
01:58Alright, so we're gonna go back up to Sunboro, the bridge.
02:02Try not to be a dragon breath.
02:05We gotta hoof it, don't we?
02:07Yep.
02:08I knew it.
02:09So you...
02:10You gotta run the opposite way of the Hellkite dragon.
02:20Are you already back there?
02:22Nope.
02:23I'm about to hit the church.
02:24Okay, yeah, I'm fighting these three guys.
02:27I'm just running through.
02:29Oh.
02:29No.
02:29It just takes a minute and it's sold.
02:32True.
02:33I'll do it to the end.
02:35I can one-hand this now.
02:36Yep.
02:41And if I get the boulder swag sword, that's a bonus.
02:47Alright, these guys though, I'm running...
02:49I'm running past this...
02:51No, I guess I will.
02:53I'm dead.
02:54I hate these guys, dude.
02:56I'm dead in the church.
02:59At least have me to death.
03:02Back stab?
03:03I one-shot the one.
03:06Front stab, they three-shot me.
03:08Oh.
03:13Yeah?
03:15Shut up.
03:16That was the fastest nope that I've seen in a while.
03:18Yeah, that's gonna happen a lot.
03:20Oh, it wouldn't lock on and he...
03:22He stabbed me, dude.
03:27They're dead.
03:30Upping strength was the right move.
03:36Mainly I did that because that invader.
03:39He was so strong.
03:51No.
03:57No!
03:58No!
03:58No!
03:58The fucking arrows, man!
03:59The arrow guys!
04:12Hey, you have a tiny shark to help me.
04:16We'll get you.
04:17Resource mining.
04:21Alright, got my stuff back.
04:27You know, to not get burnt by a dragon.
04:32I'll never forget our second playthrough, when we're like, oh, it's gonna be nothing,
04:37it's fine.
04:38Um, we weren't expecting the damage boost it would have been.
04:43Yeah, that was wild.
04:46I want to backstab you, buddy.
04:50Or not.
05:00I'm finally to where the black knight is.
05:03Well, the ones we killed.
05:11Are you gunning still?
05:13Yup.
05:14Are you gonna rest at this fire, or no?
05:16Oh, of course.
05:17I've already kindled it, too.
05:19That just takes a humanity, right?
05:21Yeah, if you got one in the top left.
05:24I have two.
05:27It's honestly worth it.
05:29I agree, I agree.
05:31Remember when we were like, fully beating it?
05:34I just got a humanity.
05:36Exactly.
05:36And we like, rekindled everything.
05:39Everything we could.
05:43These guys are gonna be the death of me.
05:45The bridge dweller.
05:47Yeah.
05:48I don't know.
05:49Oh my god.
05:49He ran and hit me so fast.
05:53Oh no.
05:54Damn.
05:58And he got what his scum ass deserved.
06:08That was the longest windup, dude.
06:19Don't do your breath again, don't do your breath again, don't do your breath again.
06:27Alright, I'm finally to the fire.
06:43Hey, I've made it to the longest ladder in the game.
06:47Oh, the glitch ladder? Is that the one?
06:50I think so, yeah. I don't know if it still does it.
06:54I hope not.
06:59Nope, it didn't, I'm good.
07:03Alright.
07:07Alright, I go up and I run away from the closed gate, right?
07:13Or the statue, I run away from the statue, right?
07:16Yeah, you run away from the statue towards the opening where Sunboro was.
07:20Oh god.
07:21Don't reach me.
07:23Ow.
07:27It does so much damage, dude.
07:29There should be a door to your left that you should be able to unlock with a key you got.
07:34Yep, opening it.
07:42Is it hold B?
07:44Tap it.
07:45Yeah, hold B, hold B, hold B.
07:47Yeah, I thought so.
07:49Tap it.
07:51Sorry, I'm a bit tired.
07:52That's okay, I just did not want to die.
07:56Pull a Randy.
07:57Tap it, brother.
07:59That glitchy fucking pull.
08:01Yeah, okay.
08:02I can go down or I can go up.
08:05Uh, up is a shortcut.
08:08So I'm putting my sign down.
08:10Okay.
08:12It'll be like at the bottom of the steps.
08:15Alright.
08:16Nevermind, it disappeared because I went to open the shortcut.
08:30Alright, my sign's back down.
08:31Alright, my sign's back down.
08:35Should I open that shortcut?
08:38Yeah.
08:39It just, does that lead up to the nasty people that threw the bombs, right?
08:44Yup.
08:45But it also leads back up to the Black Knight too, so you have a...
08:49Easy access right now if you want to bite them.
08:51Yeah.
08:55If we should get the sword, that'd be fucking cool.
08:58I just love that sword.
09:00I like the fire damage in the second one though.
09:04I just...
09:05Demon damage isn't really...
09:07It's awesome in theory, but most things are not demons.
09:11There you are.
09:17Did you touch my palm?
09:20I did, I rubbed it.
09:31I wonder if that guy's gonna invade again.
09:34Alright.
09:35Don't move.
09:36Oops.
09:42Look at you.
09:44Damn.
09:45Not healing me.
09:47Alright, so the basic one doesn't work.
09:51Maybe it's just delayed.
09:55The dogs, the dogs.
10:00I won't attack fast enough.
10:04The...
10:06Damn, dude.
10:11That's hot.
10:21Get your own, DJ.
10:25Nice, thank you.
10:30I do not remember where to go.
10:33This is the dead end way.
10:36Oi!
10:37Open this door.
10:49This has to be one of the most
10:51depressing
10:53universes to be in
10:55Oh yeah
10:57I love this guy
11:04This is when we
11:05the sorcerer of the school
11:07I am much obliged for your assistance
11:09Thanks to you I may now resume my travels
11:14Oh he gave me his whole outfit
11:15Oh hello
11:17I'm fine
11:19I will rest a while and return to
11:21Firelink Shrine
11:22I have my sorcery
11:23And I will be more cautious next time
11:26Besides I have an important task at hand
11:31Oh hello
11:32I'm fine
11:33Oh that's it
11:45Did you want out?
11:47Did I want what?
11:48Did you want out?
11:51No I kind of like it
11:53In here
11:59But I can go through you on a ladder
12:01I know right
12:03Uh oh
12:07Well damn
12:13Oh my god
12:30Twin humanity
12:38You know
12:40And when we get to the
12:43Is it the third game with Grey Rat?
12:46Yeah
12:46If he
12:47If he messes up on our
12:49Our playthrough
12:50I'll be mad
12:51I can't open this?
12:54No they swing open at a moment
12:55Oh
12:59Yeah
13:00We have to go a little further
13:02Oh no
13:03What?
13:03Uh
13:04He's still alive
13:05What?
13:10That was horse crap
13:12Tell me it wasn't
13:22Okay
13:40Oh
13:41I didn't even see him
13:50Alright
13:50I think that's
13:53It
13:54For these things
13:56I remember the first time
13:58Fighting
13:58This is the Capra
13:59Right?
14:00Yeah
14:00And he just
14:01Bombards you
14:02You're not even ready
14:03You're like
14:04Alright
14:05Did you want to clear it out
14:06Down here first?
14:08Uh
14:10I looked away
14:11Where'd you go?
14:13Yeah
14:14It's the right of the fog
14:16There's two enemies
14:17I think
14:28Oh brother
14:29Oh
14:30He just styled on you
14:33He did
14:36Oh yeah
14:37I styled
14:38I got his bandit knife
14:41I think that's it
14:43For that one
14:43Okay
14:44But this is the next
14:46Way to go
14:47Yeah
14:48The depth
15:00Put my gloves back
15:02Since I have to
15:02Just in case
15:03Cause I hate this
15:04Son of a bitch
15:05So much
15:06Alright
15:07You got him
15:08You can win
15:09His sword
15:10Is cool though
15:11Yeah
15:12You can get it
15:14I'll spread the sword
15:16Oh
15:26Okay
15:27Wait
15:27Did you kill that dog
15:28From behind me?
15:29No
15:29I think you did
15:30I don't know
15:47Right in the boss
15:48Yes
15:59Right in the boss
16:00Yes
16:06and then i progress on or go back you can progress on and unlock the shortcut to firelink shrine if
16:15you wanted to wait where the hell do i progress on the way we went downward yep there should be
16:23a
16:23door we can't unlock yet or no a door we can't unlock and then a way that goes to firelink
16:30shrine
16:33seeing as we got invaded even though this is such a dead game i imagine the dlc area will be
16:42okay i opened the way going down that's not the way right
16:51no there should be a way where you go off these dudes shooting at you
16:57yeah you'll come out into the tunnel yeah there's that merchant and then he can go open the gate
17:18oh i forgot how beautiful this merchant is yeah just like the other one
17:24your senses about you then why won't you buy some of my moss i want her moss down under
17:32your soul just remember if you sit back down on the fire you're gonna have to deal with everything
17:42again
17:43this is a wonderful place don't you think we have water moss moisture these nice home bars i like it
17:50here i really do nothing good ever happened to me in life but now that i'm undead i've never been
17:58happier
17:59i'll give her this dick and she'll be real happy
18:02it's coming to the sound of the bad time there were nothing but hollows in these parts
18:06save for me of course you're undead too aren't you
18:11you'll be careful then
18:13eh heh
18:15hmm
18:18ah go down along the side to read the depths of the undead bird
18:22only young empty crooks and lions to be found there
18:26hardly a place for a lady like myself but he knows
18:31let me know when you're back
18:32maybe you can keep writing
18:34hmm
18:34staircase if you want to keep playing or we can be done leave off here
18:41i'm seeing what she has
18:46useful stuff
18:48yeah but not for now
18:54definitely was her
18:57the tunnel that's all right
18:59yep
19:06all right i opened up the gate so now i just run back and put my sign down
19:33and i just run back and put my sign down
19:44and i'll make sure that i don't put my sign down
19:46and i just run back and trim them off
19:55and i just run back at the gate so i'll see
20:09I just think of the song making my way downtown as I'm trying to get back to you as there's
20:19this pile of burning corpses the sign is down there's a message by the steps and then it's
20:58my sign
21:00huge anus
21:03you know I remember when I got my PS3 play back in the day and I had demon souls and
21:09Randy's
21:10like you gotta get to level 100 or whatever to play with me instead of willing to make
21:16a new character to play with me
21:20I thought that I've always thought that was ass
21:24agreed
21:38where were you hiding I was up the steps barely dead end yeah I heard another dog
22:04ugly fucks
22:27it's horse duty when you're like they should
22:29hit me that always scares the shit out of me when they flail agreed
22:50you've seen the game mecha chameleon right yeah if they ever do another dark souls that's
23:01what they should do when you do the chameleon spell allow you to do that all of that paint yourself
23:08and stuff
23:17you just wanted to stand in the doorway
23:20you just wanted to be a pair of expert
23:36you just want to be a pair of expert
23:38you just want to be a pair of expert
23:53oh
23:55i was in the bushes
24:11don't you know i'm your hero
24:18wait that was weird i like went to almost backstab and it gave me like a weird like
24:26almost damage indicator but no damage was done to me very strange
24:39i thought you were gonna point down i wanted to but it wasn't on that one
25:13yeah do you see it did it again yeah oh that was forced
25:28dude
25:33i'm dead wait he missed
25:40i love that animation so much
26:02it's not letting me out
26:16then we should probably stop here it's up to you it's i fell asleep for a while i don't really
26:21care
26:24well i should probably get to bed
26:29yeah just a morning
26:31nah i'm just kidding we at least did a nice little loop
26:35yup
26:36i am gonna go to firelink shrine though
26:45yeah you're gonna go in uh kill that black knight
26:51oh yeah i should try
27:03i already hear footsteps man i don't like it
27:33i don't like it
27:36your bombs. God, I hate those guys.
28:10Wait, he's not here. Who is it?
28:13Lawtrip. Did you talk to him enough times?
28:17Yeah, I spammed the shit out of it. Interesting. Maybe it's just gotta load?
28:23I'll go back and talk to him. I got a little bit of time since you're doing that.
28:29Yeah. By doing that, I mean dying. Pretty much.
28:36That was horrid shit. He dead-angled me. Did I not backstab him?
28:42Yeah. Uh, you can backstab him.
28:44It's- oh god. Ow.
29:00Alright, I'm not faring too well because it's not letting me backstab when I'm
29:03thinking it should.
29:11Alright, big guy. Come on up.
29:19There we go. I need that damage.
29:28Aw, come on, buddy.
29:46It did three damage when I hit him after he got up.
29:53Normally it does thirty-two, but it was just- I got him.
29:57It was just like, nope, not dead.
30:02He disappeared without leaving anything.
30:05Just a chunk.
30:10Well, you know, this sword's good.
30:13There we go.
30:31Bitch ass, better stop- better still be up here.
30:36Your game messed up and he's dead somewhere.
30:40Aw, he ain't in here.
30:44Maybe it just needs a- a load screen.
30:47Maybe.
30:49Wait a second.
30:51Whoops.
30:53My brain stopped working.
30:54I forgot which way was which.
30:57Yup.
30:57Alright.
30:58My homework bones is here.
31:00I'm gonna go push him off.
31:02Alright.
31:05Oh, god damn it.
31:06I keep going the wrong way.
31:13My dude didn't kick, he just hit him.
31:15Oh, that's unfortunate.
31:18It's fine.
31:20He's gone now.
31:23But, to make the stuff appear, you gotta save quit.
31:27Load back in.
31:37There's his item.
31:39Heck yeah.
31:41Aw, look.
31:42A-ring, a-ring!
31:44A-ring!
31:44A-ring!
31:45A-ring!
31:47No, it's never coming off.
31:56Yes.
31:58Now I gotta take my long trek.
32:16It is cool that it's got that effect, but it's so good that you don't want to take it off.
32:24Yeah.
32:34Finally I'm back here.
32:37So much backtracking and running in this one.
32:41Agreed, yeah.
32:43Alright, I'm going to use my Fire Keeper Sword and Fire Keeper to upgrade this.
32:51Alright, I'm almost, I'm in the tunnel.
32:58Yes, better flask and a hammer right now.
33:20Oh, hi guy.
33:25I am the Fire Bomb guy now.
33:28Yeah?
33:29I should be, but I don't want to waste them.
33:33They are very nice.
33:35Hell yeah.
33:56I'm back with Fire Link.
34:02I see the spirit of someone who had the bug helmet.
34:10How do we use the...
34:12Oh, you gotta talk to the...
34:14Yeah, you gotta go down and talk to her.
34:16And then go down on it.
34:18Hell yeah.
34:19Yeah.
34:20I'm eating butthole tonight.
34:32Uh...
34:32Where was the way to get down there?
34:35Past the crestfallen dude to the left of him.
34:40Uh...
34:40I went to the other side.
34:42I was like, this looks like death.
34:45Oh, big man's down here.
34:48Yup.
34:49I just kicked him off through that, like, broken doorway.
34:53Took two kicks.
34:58Alright.
34:59I did that.
35:05The doorway behind him?
35:06He can go out that?
35:08Yup.
35:08Yeah, that.
35:09Oh, no.
35:21Ah, I have...
35:22I am grieving.
35:23He gave me a sign.
35:24He gave me a sign.
35:26So, I can't get...
35:28I got through...
35:29Oh, there it goes.
35:30I was stuck in the doorway.
35:34Alright.
35:38I just want...
35:39I just want your gear goodbye.
35:43One thousand souls.
35:45And I'll get it next time I play.
35:55One thousand souls.
35:55One thousand souls.
35:55One thousand souls.
35:56One thousand souls.
35:56One thousand souls.
35:56One thousand souls.
35:56One thousand souls.
35:56One thousand souls.