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00:00Okay, so it's before the doorway, before the bridge, like the shitty bridge.
00:06The damp, yeah.
00:08The damp, dark, brown-headed bridge.
00:10Yeah, the moldy-looking bridge.
00:15Huge anus.
00:16Yep, yep, that's what Blitz recommended.
00:20Are you ready to meet Mike Hawk?
00:24Wow.
00:25Go together, perfect.
00:31There ain't no way.
00:35Dalton, there's no way.
00:38Are you ready?
00:40What?
00:40Let me guess, the haircut?
00:44Yes!
00:45There's no way we picked the same haircut.
00:48Uh, brother?
00:50What?
00:51I have a gift for you to borrow, for now.
00:53Oh, sweet.
00:55Now I can stop showing my nasty legs off.
01:08Oh, that's so nice.
01:10I can't believe you've got the same hairstyle as me.
01:18Ugh.
01:21I wonder if anyone's going to do a seamless co-op for this.
01:26Because didn't...
01:27That's kind of neat.
01:27Two just got one.
01:30Wow, aren't you strong.
01:33I have to two-hand it.
01:44Wait.
01:49Um, are you low health?
01:51I'm, like, missing a quarter.
01:55Yeah.
01:57Yeah, I think he damaged me there somehow.
02:01Weird, right?
02:03Okay.
02:20It's rough out here for us chunky boys.
02:24Oh, fuck.
02:27Oh, yeah.
02:28Did you want to fight the Hellkite Dragon or save it for another day?
02:31You decide it's your run.
02:33Let's do it another day when we're a bit stronger and can just heal the dragon.
02:39Heal it.
02:41Now, I don't know if this still heals you, but I'm going to ask this.
02:46No, it doesn't.
02:46No, no.
02:48Now, do you want to fight the Black Knight?
02:51Yeah.
02:52After we kill these guys?
02:53Oh, no.
02:55The Ultra Rain Sword.
02:56Run up.
02:57We're going to run up.
03:12Uh.
03:14Oh.
03:16That other one came out of nowhere.
03:19Alright.
03:20I'll come back.
03:21And you know what else sucked?
03:24I kicked the one, and it did nothing.
03:27I wasn't able to hit a raptor.
03:31That ain't right.
03:34No, it kind of sucks.
03:38Oh, god.
03:39Sliding down the ladder scares me, dude.
03:42Go.
03:43Into the nether.
03:44Have to force quit.
03:45I was in the same spot.
03:47Yeah, I hit a bomb.
03:49Dude, I can see- I can see that Grave Lord Servant down there still.
03:58Maybe he loves the game.
04:00Maybe, man.
04:11Dude, I'm standing on it.
04:16Let's go.
04:19Yeah, I was standing on it.
04:21I didn't even have to move.
04:22I could feel your haircut reverberate through my whole body.
04:26What color is yours?
04:28Brown.
04:29I'm not blonde.
04:29I'm like, okay.
04:33Yeah, as a hollow, I look awful.
04:38Yeah, same.
04:39And I did not sit down, so.
04:42I can tell.
04:44It just makes it easier.
04:53My cock first.
04:56Before my e-jams.
05:00Alright, I'm doing the same thing.
05:07I'm going first.
05:10Okay, maybe not.
05:15Um.
05:16What?
05:18Yeah, remember.
05:19Backstab the thing?
05:19You can backstab its anus.
05:26Yes.
05:28Huge anus.
05:29Get in there.
05:29He's not dead.
05:32Oh, he's here, dude.
05:35Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:41He uses so much stamina.
05:47You want its helmet?
05:49No.
05:50It's decently strong.
05:53Better than my knight.
05:55Well, for now.
05:57When it's heavy.
06:02Like, you may not be able to roll even a paddle right now.
06:05Ah.
06:07Man, that corpse just dripped down.
06:10Did you see that?
06:10Nope.
06:12Okay.
06:26What?
06:27Wait.
06:29He got up to die.
06:31That was weird.
06:33Alright.
06:34I'm going to swap equipment.
06:38Oh, damn it.
06:43Alright, are you ready for this jelly?
06:45Oh, yeah.
06:46This one-shot jelly?
06:50So, should I block you on the steps?
06:53Yeah, if you want.
06:54I'll do it to you.
06:55Are you fighting him up here or down?
06:57No, I'm leading him.
06:58He's roaming.
07:02Are you kidding me?
07:03You want to fight that thing in here?
07:04I wasn't sure what your plan was.
07:08If we get the ultra, are you going to use it?
07:10No.
07:12It's so heavy.
07:16That's what I wanted.
07:18Wow.
07:19I did so much.
07:33What's up, Eternity?
07:42You saved me.
07:52I unblocked for one second and got shit on, dude.
07:56I heard it hit you.
07:59Also, I forgot to sit at the bonfire, so I have no more heals.
08:04Because I'm not used to Dark Souls, man.
08:09Wait, what the- what- what is he doing?
08:12He just-
08:13You, like, stunted on him.
08:16All I gave him was another chunk.
08:19If you want, he can go die and then just recite shit.
08:24Alright, come this way.
08:26Jump down the ladder, bro.
08:29Just tap me.
08:31No.
08:35No, I went to the fire.
08:37Oh, you just burnt yourself?
08:39Yup.
08:41I don't know if you're still here, Eternity in Hell.
08:43How you doing?
08:46Sometimes when you-
08:47I feel like they miss things when you say something.
08:50Alright, it gave me my five.
08:52Just let me sit.
08:57Ragnar's soul's doing this, though, dude.
09:00Good.
09:02How you liking that ring?
09:04Dude.
09:05I don't have to look at my pale white.
09:08I'm whiter than you would ever guess.
09:23Oh, they also are playing DSR.
09:29Originally, we weren't going to play the remaster.
09:32We were going to play Prepare to Die.
09:34There's a- there's a way to play it together, still.
09:37Where's that sign at?
09:39I put it down.
09:41There it is.
09:44But his would not cooperate.
09:47Yeah, it just did not work.
09:49So we're going to circle back and play that one some other time.
09:54Brother, I left my gloves on just for you.
09:58Oh, I zoomed, like I started with in view your thong.
10:08You look hairy.
10:13Seamless co-op.
10:15Um, no, it's got a weird name.
10:19It just restores the online functionality.
10:22And you have to launch it through the EXE and not Steam.
10:27So Windows likes to block it for some odd reason.
10:33All right, Eugenus.
10:34Follow my car.
10:36I don't like to sprint in this area, because you have to fly right off the map.
10:46Well, I got chipped two times of the weapon.
10:49Really?
10:50Yep.
10:51Greatsword and now the Ultra Greatsword.
10:57The Naginata's left on the Marsh.
11:04Would you use that?
11:06No.
11:07I've been burned by the Katanas in this game so many times.
11:12It's a Halbert.
11:14Oh.
11:16They asked if we want help in the same area.
11:20If your sign goes down.
11:23I'm sure he'd summon you.
11:32But isn't it level-based, too?
11:35Yeah, it's level-based.
11:36Unless you do a password.
11:38That guy just went ham.
11:42Yeah, they can go a little crazy.
11:46My poise.
11:48It does nothing.
11:50They're...
11:51Oh, wow.
11:51They're level 25.
11:54Oh, shit.
11:56You're gonna invade.
11:57I'm calling it.
11:57Get out of the way, you fat...
11:59Anus.
12:00Isn't that a bit out of our range?
12:03For level?
12:03No.
12:04Oh.
12:07We're already...
12:08I'm level 12 already.
12:10This is what my character does.
12:14What's this item?
12:16No, man.
12:18Gravity.
12:32Just a large soul.
12:35Should we give them, like, one minute to put their sign here?
12:39And then, if not, you know, we continue on.
12:43I guess it is already four.
12:46Don't know how late you want to stay up.
12:48I don't know.
13:04You know, it really sucks.
13:08The Estes suck.
13:10He says he's here.
13:13All right, if it doesn't pop up the next minute, we're leaving you.
13:20It has been very fast with the summons, though, so...
13:25Yeah, not, like, old Comcast days.
13:28Yeah, yeah.
13:31Back in...
13:33Like, 18 or so?
13:36Yeah, those were terrible times.
13:38And then, remember...
13:39OG, when it would...
13:41Not work because your name was too long?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Man, that was such a dumb issue.
13:51Anything?
13:53Nope.
14:04We haven't upgraded our weapons either, so that might be the issue, too.
14:26Nothing?
14:27Nothing.
14:28We don't have password on, right?
14:30Nope.
14:31Already checked.
14:47I guess we've commenced.
14:50Sorry, Eternity.
14:52Yeah, I'm not seeing it.
14:56Maybe you're just too much for us.
15:00It could be the item level thing, too.
15:05We have yet to get to Andre.
15:09Yeah.
15:12He thought he said you're good, guys.
15:15Well, maybe if you stop by at some other time, because I'll have to do the run as the non
15:24-hollow or whatever.
15:26Yeah.
15:27If you're here, I'll summon you.
15:30If not, no worries.
15:34I did not like the transition.
15:37My cock was in huge anus.
15:42Dude, you just flat...
15:46Yeah, but it's my whole stamina bar except the smidge.
15:53I can't even body block you.
15:56Get the fuck out of here.
15:57Did you see that?
15:59Get out of here.
16:13Oh, now it works?
16:16My cock won't fit in huge anus.
16:19But before, you just pushed me to the side.
16:22Yeah.
16:22Like I was nothing.
16:31Behind me.
16:32I know.
16:32I can feel him.
16:35That works.
16:36He stood my kick.
16:41Whatever.
16:45I'm not needing.
16:46I'm not compensating or anything.
16:50Inverted penis.
16:56Careful, the front door.
16:59Do you remember this area?
17:01I do.
17:02I've been here many hours.
17:07Nope.
17:07Do you remember this doorway up here?
17:09Isn't this where that guy was?
17:13Which was...
17:14Max armor and he started spewing?
17:17Oh, it was a little bit after this.
17:19Oh, okay.
17:25There's gonna be two more.
17:29One to the left and one ahead.
17:36He acted like I hit him.
17:39He might parry you, so be careful.
17:41I'm scared, actually.
17:42Oh!
17:44I did no damage to him.
17:46What?
17:46Yeah, I hit him and he did a weird animation like I hurt him.
17:51Wait a minute.
17:51It didn't do anything.
17:54No, it's Mega Knight with the Mage above us.
18:00Uh...
18:03Just so you know, I only have one Estus.
18:06Because I only have two.
18:08When I get summoned.
18:10God.
18:12You got this.
18:14We got this.
18:17Wait!
18:18I can't backstab.
18:20My guy, like, flinched.
18:23From what?
18:24Oh.
18:25He's got, like, an AOE on his hips.
18:28I took no damage, though.
18:31Yep.
18:32No.
18:33What?
18:36He sharded for me.
18:40I'm gonna go clear the outside.
18:42Looking in.
18:50All right, I hate the backstab system.
18:55Wait.
18:57He's synchronized.
18:59Grok the orc?
19:01Grok.
19:04He's at a summon.
19:06Yeah, he's wearing the Katarina set.
19:09Interesting.
19:12Should I?
19:12Might as well.
19:17Grok shows up.
19:18He'll be able to do this in one go.
19:20Yep.
19:23Interesting.
19:24It's wild that Grok shows up, but not Eternity.
19:28Yeah.
19:29Whoever that this is.
19:30It'd be funny if this was Blitz.
19:32Dude, wouldn't that be wild?
19:37Oh, dude.
19:38He is looking.
19:40Yeah, he's, uh, he's a thick boy.
19:44He's got a fat wall.
19:48Oh.
19:52Oh.
19:54I gotta get my, my fire, my fire, uh, what is that?
19:57Firekeeper saw.
19:59I almost said fire links.
20:00All right, where do we go?
20:01Yeah, we go up.
20:03This tank can go first, dude.
20:06Yo.
20:10Dude, what?
20:12Dude, just Aurifun.
20:15That's all we gotta do now.
20:16I'm scared.
20:19Because it'll take one hit for me to get fucked up.
20:23All right, careful.
20:24They are fucked.
20:26So that's you.
20:28They got fucked up in the age.
20:30That's going to do extra damage.
20:33Oh.
20:39He killed the mange.
20:40And then I'm going to go talk to Lautrec.
20:43And we're going to fight the boss.
20:45He's a god.
20:53Ooh.
20:55As you dragged the body.
20:59Item all the way over here.
21:02Oh.
21:03Oh.
21:04Oh.
21:04Oh.
21:04Oh.
21:05Oh.
21:05Oh.
21:24I'm not going to summon you.
21:25I don't really care.
21:27Just push you off Firelink Shrine when we get back.
21:31I want that ring.
21:33Favor and protection.
21:34Is that what it was?
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36We're going to leave our fingers with those rings.
21:40Yep.
21:40We're such a good ring.
21:42Yep.
21:43Health, stamina, and equipment.
21:45Oh, yeah.
21:45The one item in here.
21:49The booty item.
21:52They have so many chairs.
21:56Why not?
21:56It's a church.
22:03You guys are one.
22:06See all of the water on me.
22:09Oh, it didn't work that time.
22:11Now we're one.
22:12A human centipede.
22:14Oh, I can't summon him because you guys are here.
22:17It's a lair.
22:18Yeah.
22:21Should he just...
22:23Oh.
22:30He's gone.
22:33I want this tail, though.
22:35You can watch the cutscene when you guys skip it.
22:39I can't skip it.
22:43Damn.
23:11Oh, wrong button.
23:20He knows the assignment.
23:22He got it.
23:25He did get it.
23:32He doesn't want anything to do so.
23:35Did he kill the other one before?
23:38I got here. And I got the guard.
23:41Wow, that one's already dead.
23:46He's a beast.
23:51I'm going to go ring the bell and talk to this dude.
23:54And we should probably be done if we want to do your run real quick.
24:00Would it be quick though?
24:02Probably not.