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00:16Oh my god.
00:20What, did you get a firebomb?
00:21No.
00:22The other guy that jumps down, he had moves.
00:25He jumped back.
00:26Dodging my attack.
00:28No, no, no, it works, right?
00:30I forgot I had the talisman out.
00:33Did you cast a spell?
00:35Yup.
00:41Oh shit, dude.
00:44What?
00:45The guy jumped from behind.
00:47I forgot.
00:48I'm just...
00:50What the?
00:51He's gotta get into the groove.
00:53This guy is sick, dude.
00:56You stuck on your ass?
00:58Yeah.
01:00I should...
01:01You know, a little bit of damage ain't gonna do anything.
01:04I should be good.
01:07Ow, I get hurt.
01:15I was stabbed by a thief in the night.
01:18No.
01:20Here's the bad thing.
01:23What?
01:24I have to unequip the heal thing, the talisman.
01:27It's like that.
01:29It's that heavy?
01:31How heavy is it?
01:310.3 pounds.
01:34So I gotta...
01:35You know...
01:36You could, uh...
01:37Like, swap your gloves to something a little lighter for now.
01:40Well, I can just equip it when I need to heal.
01:43That is true.
01:44What's up?
01:45Clash...
01:47...of awesomeness.
01:49How you doing?
01:51I like that.
01:52Alright.
01:52Well, I'm at the door leading down.
01:54Let me know when you're there.
01:57Let me...
02:32I don't know if you're still here, Clash, but...
02:35Hi.
02:37I think you dipped before anything.
02:45Alright, I'm at the door that looks like the cellar of...
02:50...bad people.
02:53Yup, and, uh...
02:54We can summon right down in there.
02:56Do you wanna do my run or your run first?
03:00Well, we can do...
03:02Whose run did we do first, last time?
03:05Wait, this area or...?
03:07No, no.
03:08Well, I'll just put my sign down.
03:10Okay.
03:14Where...
03:14Oh, there.
03:27What?
03:28Yeah, I think Clash dipped before I even had the chance to say anything.
03:33Which...
03:35Which...
03:36...is what it is, but I don't know why that's such a common thing on...
03:39On twitching you
03:52Like if they want to lurk that's cool, I don't really care, but
03:59How did you get hurt I got stabbed by a thief I said
04:11What the fuck how did I dodge that yeah, I don't you
04:18Perfected ultra instinctive. I didn't I looked away when I did it exactly you didn't have to try
04:26The soul or something back here. I'm so sick at the dead angle dude
04:33Part soul of a nameless soldier
04:40No
04:46Is this where the weird butchery dudes with the sack yeah, and there's two of them remember ah
04:56Remember these guys got fire so
05:01Look he's cooking us dinner dude wonder what it is
05:10Are you ready I guess yeah?
05:18Is it nice having a stab yeah, oh
05:22How did that he got what he deserved
05:30I
05:34See that behind there
05:43Oh
05:43Wait, he just didn't know it just to die. Yep
05:55Oh
06:03It's not dead that was the smallest amount of help
06:13We're here for the stew buddy
06:21We're here for the stew buddy
06:21Oh
06:22You just had to
06:26You get the dog
06:28Nope
06:36Got'em
06:37Excuse me, what the?
06:40Take the sack. Oh, oh the point down
06:46Large ember, we now upgrade our stuff to
06:49Careful there's a hole over here somewhere
06:55There was any way it pulled down
06:57There was anyway, it pulled down
07:03You know honestly, Wookiee wasn't that bad of a guy
07:06Right
07:08Like he's just chillin' with his homies, his dogs
07:19Oh
07:26Another one
07:30Was he sliding for you?
07:32Yeah
07:32I don't know
07:34Oh
07:38Ow
07:45I had no stamina, thank you brother
07:47That was
07:49Weird
08:01Yeah
08:02Good
08:02Can
08:26There's a door.
08:37you got a huge anus you know that heck yeah i do
08:46um i forgot about these things
08:52um brother ow
09:09all right give me a second
09:19that was a nice use
09:37you know
09:41you shouldn't hit me
09:45you're so hurt my armor is crappier than yours brother
09:53that should have body blocked that one this one killed
09:56you because don't they shoot spikes eventually or something
10:00uh no they just poke you
10:03yeah i thought they had like spike things that come out
10:27i thought those ones were already dead
10:45oh i got a large shite night shard
10:46hell yeah
10:47all right there's no more on the ceiling
10:50no but this jobber
11:10no
11:11no
11:11no
11:12no
11:14no
11:14no
11:15bonfire
11:16can't light it anyway
11:17i know it really sucks that it's like
11:23that
11:26i i don't know i could die if you wanted
11:28it's up to you
11:30i don't know
11:31i think we can do this
11:35i missed
11:43that was a tanky rat
11:46new york rat
11:53oh god
11:55do you remember this area brother
11:57eventually
11:57nope
12:00frogs
12:01nope
12:02new area
12:05heh
12:05how did i hit it
12:15quack
12:17that's
12:17that's
12:18what's
12:22i heard
12:23i remember right there's these evil eyes coming up
12:27we got a fog wall
12:31oh
12:34Ah, yes, the upper area.
12:37Careful, there is a mage.
12:39Yup, I see him.
12:48Alright, now it's just the mage.
12:56Did you...
12:57I... I...
12:59Down slash?
13:01Just one tapped him.
13:01Just one tapped his ass.
13:14I don't know how that one missed, honestly.
13:22Large Titanite Shard.
13:30What is... is that gunk up there?
13:32It's the...
13:33Oh, it's a dead rat.
13:35Can you see it?
13:37I can.
13:39What the hell is this game?
13:48And there's that rat, the hole.
13:59Alright, I'll back up.
14:06Alright, I didn't think I could.
14:08I have to walk.
14:12Alright.
14:17Alright, another hole.
14:18I need some running.
14:22Jump.
14:24Yup.
14:26Oof!
14:26Alright.
14:27Something just died.
14:29I heard...
14:30The gurglings.
14:31The gurglings.
14:38Mr. Rat, where are you going?
14:42He's just...
14:43Here?
14:45Yup.
14:48I'm not going to hold it.
14:54I'm gonna turn this corner, you're gonna be gone.
15:03Ow.
15:04He's a big boy.
15:11I prefer not to die from a rat.
15:14Holy shit.
15:20There's items up top?
15:21I don't really care.
15:36There's no right.
15:38I think I died when I did that.
15:44Now, at that door, there's nothing else.
15:54Hey!
16:04My bar!
16:05It's so small!
16:06Brother!
16:09Why'd you stay in it?
16:11Nah, that's what we call it off.
16:20That heals so good.
16:25Yeah, I still have one more.
16:27Yeah, I still have one more.
16:33Get that horny bastard.
16:38There's two more?
16:39There's one over here.
16:42Okay, so there's another one.
16:44Up at the top.
16:47I think it's a dead end.
16:49There's only that one here.
16:50There it is.
16:52Ring of evil eye.
16:55Sorry.
16:57New tear stone ring?
16:58You suck compared to that.
17:01Just when any enemy dies.
17:05You know, I'm only wearing one ring.
17:10Why aren't you wearing your havel ring, though?
17:12I don't know.
17:14Now I have it on.
17:19And I'll just, when I level up, level up my one thing, just enough.
17:25Did you go up here?
17:27I did.
17:27I don't know where the frog is.
17:29You go right or left?
17:30I went left.
17:32Ugh!
17:32And I jumped a hole.
17:33But it's a dead end.
17:33There's frogs running up here.
17:36Ugh.
17:51Oh.
17:52Oh.
17:58Oh.
18:08Man, oh.
18:08Oh no.
18:09Oh no.
18:10Oh no, this is a pig.
18:14Oh no.
18:14Oh, no.
18:14Oh yes, I'm right.
18:14Oh no, I'm okay.
18:15Oh, no.
18:15Oh no.
18:34Oh, that's horse crap.
18:38Get back here.
18:40Thank you, see you.
18:42Yep.
18:46No, he's not.
18:53Yeah, brother.
18:55What?
18:56Did it do, like, no damage?
18:58It just looked funny.
19:03That's how you go under.
19:08I know I have 13 Estus.
19:12Dang.
19:15Sound the gear.
19:17I have.
19:33I'm not going to need it.
19:44Oh, no.
19:45Fat boy.
19:48Oh, fuck.
19:51I can fix this.
20:01Can you jump over me when I do that?
20:08No.
20:12That's so lame.
20:14Kind of is.
20:18Oh, shit.
20:19There's something to see.
20:19There's a nine minutes.
20:41I don't know.
20:55Alright, there's the Blighttown door.
20:58Hello.
20:59Hi Shmai.
21:04Oh my god.
21:09I don't want him right now.
21:12What?
21:13I'm talking to him.
21:14Get out of here.
21:31Where did you go?
21:33There's, um, some steps up in a small doorway.
21:39On this side or the- oh.
21:44Holy jeez.
21:45See, I heard the water for a split second, but I was like, it was just like, nothing.
21:52So I'm like, where did you-
21:53I think this is a dead end.
21:56Aw, that message says fatty.
22:04Alright brother, are you ready?
22:07Oh my god.
22:08For this jelly?
22:10Ugh.
22:12There's nothing right here.
22:19I can hear it.
22:24I'm not gonna let you off.
22:26Oh god, you just walked through me.
22:29Did you feel my essence?
22:32Who's- wait.
22:34You just-
22:37Solaire?
22:39Knight Solaire.
22:41Wait, what?
22:42What?
22:43I was somebody cosplaying Solaire.
22:46That's actually funny.
22:48And then Knight Solaire.
22:53And then the heavy crossbows and bolts.
23:00That's-
23:01That's honestly really funny.
23:04But we're summoning the boy.
23:06Yeah.
23:09Also, is it just me or did your phantom shade get slightly darker?
23:14I definitely feel less bright.
23:20How many S's do you have?
23:22Six.
23:24Okay.
23:26That's good enough.
23:28Yep.
23:31It do go down, brother.
23:33Right?
23:33It do go down.
23:35Such a wicked design.
23:36Fine.
23:37Fine.
23:53Good boy.
24:06Okay.
24:19Ok.
24:20Ok.
24:22Ok.
24:22Yapp.
24:23Ow.
24:24He-
24:25Oh my god.
24:25He stepped on me twice.
24:29Just like normal footsteps.
24:32Yeah.
24:33fronts.
24:34Oh my god.
24:35Look how many else.
24:35good you good um i might not can i cut his tail off
24:42dragon weapon that's what i thought slur what are you walking over here for he's your bodyguard
24:53did that dead angle me or just go through
24:56oh good dead angles i barely out rolled it
25:09chuck the tail brother i need a plate don't worry i tried to kick it
25:19slam him
25:35he really liked that tail dude it's similar to his health
25:39oh my god
25:45i missed
25:55there it goes and solaire died
26:02i'm dead
26:09he just one tapped me
26:19dude maybe you should just summon the other solaire he probably is like a twink or whatever
26:27probably yeah dude i'll my sign will be down i gotta run all the way back
26:43i got caught man
26:46yeah that was a bit embarrassing
26:49dude he one hit me embarrassing we gotta upgrade our armor soon yeah
26:58we gotta get the dragon headstone so we can dupe souls
27:03yeah that was wild so you still got the sword right i yeah i got his great axe okay that's
27:11what it is okay
27:13requires 50 strength okay so no you know just good to know that's done yep
27:22dude dude he effed me up
27:28at least now we can just kind of run through it and not worry about loot
27:32except for that one area i didn't drop down to but i'm not worried
27:36oh i always i'm not too worried about loot
27:38in in our dark souls replays because we've gotten so much loot and done so much you know what i
27:44mean
27:45yeah it's not a big deal if we don't loop or it up you said your sign is down yep
28:04oh yeah i actually opened up the shortcut so actually yeah it will take a little bit less time
28:10okay there's my huge anus let me finger it real quick
28:15oh
28:50bitch i got him first
28:58did i look cool
29:01i think i got him with that right oh i was invaded my 20 000 souls
29:07uh i actually have to get back up here so uh oh they're right here oh
29:13fuck
29:23okay they're not as crazy as oh no
29:30oh he actually hit me through
29:39back up
29:45i have to heal
29:49i'm dead
29:51that was really
29:52bullshit
29:59he healed again dude
30:04you probably should have went where i put my sign
30:08i'm dead doesn't fucking matter
30:14i like how he's got the great lord great sword he beat the game at like level 20
30:25now let me run all the way back i start to become human
30:36set up
30:37fucking fire come on
30:40so
30:40but
30:40i'm
30:46and
30:57Let's go.
31:42Let's go.
31:47Yeah, I didn't know.
31:49I ended up at Firelink.
31:52So did I, brother.
31:59I just didn't realize it sent you all the way back, too.
32:10All right, science down.
32:12All right, I'm waiting.
32:38All right, let's go.
32:43All right, let's go.
33:14Instead of locking onto the guy that was right behind me, it would not.
33:29I don't know where the shortcuts were.
33:32I don't remember, either.
33:34Hey, my souls.
33:38420.
33:40Yeah, but it is dark souls.
33:44We're bound to get invaded.
33:47I want to go back to the sanctity of the hydron.
33:51You bastard!
34:16You know, if you want, I can jump off and you can go to that fire.
34:21Why?
34:23It's up to you.
34:24Did you go down?
34:25Yeah, I went to the shortcut.
34:27I didn't.
34:28I'm not sure.
34:47The rats gotta die.
34:50Cause they can actually follow.
35:36You have to skip it too.
35:39Ow.
35:43It finally did, but I clicked start, I clicked A, and it clicked B.
35:47Yeah, I mashed a lot too.
35:54That was a lot of damage.
36:24Okay.
36:25Alright, quick.
36:28Oh my god.
36:47Really?
36:50He didn't jump like this last time.
37:13So Lair, your body blocked me, buddy.
37:17So far, it doesn't seem like you can bleed him.
37:20Like what?
37:22Bleed him.
37:23I can't bleed him.
37:24Damn.
37:37Nope.
37:38I knew I was behind you quite a bit and it still hit me.
37:50What?
37:54What'd you say?
37:55I said you were in one-shot range, you should be over here.
38:14Get him, Solaire.
38:16He's puking.
38:17Watch out.
38:23As you s-
38:26You're kinda so there.
38:37Ow.
39:03That's bullshit.
39:04All he did was move his leg.
39:12He chopped his tail again.
39:20Oh he grabbed me and picked me up.
39:22Oh cool.
39:23He just ate me.
39:27That was so bad.
39:31So Laird did that.
39:35I'm getting beat like a wife in the 30s.
39:46So Laird is gone.
39:52That move is so strong.
39:54He catches you.
40:04Yes.
40:05Yes.
40:15I feel so weak when we fight guys like that.
40:19Wow.
40:2125k.
40:24Dude fuck off.
40:26It's dark souls dude.
40:29It's dark souls dude.
40:29It's dark souls dude.