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00:00We gotta run all the way up again, right?
00:02No, we have a shortcut.
00:04If we go back behind this knight.
00:08We might as well...
00:09He's not gonna chase us.
00:11Oh, I thought he was right here.
00:14I didn't realize he aggroed on you still.
00:19Okay, I've been getting dead-angled all night.
00:22Big time.
00:23I've noticed.
00:31I'm only irritated we lost to that guy because it's poor shit the way we lost.
00:37The fact that he can fucking be a little bitch and hide in the enemies.
00:43And then backstab.
00:45Yeah, like just so finitely backstabbed.
00:49Like, he should not have backstabbed there.
00:51I don't understand.
01:21I wonder.
01:23I do have a bunch of hells.
01:25My fucking souls are right here.
01:31Are you fucking kidding me, Dalton?
01:35I was blocking, was I not?
01:38You were blocking.
01:39I watched it.
01:41So then how do I keep getting hits so fucking much?
01:52I missed.
01:57There's still an usher, so be careful.
02:38Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
02:41Mine was almost dead.
02:46Ears got me.
02:49Okay.
03:15I missed.
03:20How did I miss?
03:22I went through his dick.
03:31Honestly, it's the little things like that that are pissing me off.
03:36When I do my stab, I should not fucking miss when I go through his fucking dick.
03:42How does that make any sense?
03:47Am I wrong?
03:48I also don't like if you touch the shield at all, you deal no damage.
03:53I also didn't kindle that fire in F3 flasps.
03:58Fuck.
03:58So.
04:04Let me change the moss out for my one divine blessing.
04:09There's those.
04:10The bone, I will use humanity.
04:15Instead, I have 19.
04:17Doesn't that heal you too?
04:18Yeah, humanity does.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:20Yep.
04:21So.
04:22That was for killing fires.
04:24In case you lose some, because I have a bunch of liquid.
04:27I should be good.
04:28I have 10 up top.
04:30Don't forget, you can also use your pine resin if you want on this guy.
04:35I don't know if they're immune to poison or not.
04:38You want me to look it up?
04:40I don't even care.
04:47I'll just use the fire.
04:49You ready?
04:50Yeah, if you're just using it.
04:52Yeah, I'm ready.
04:54I need you.
05:05Who do you want to kill first?
05:06Flash, who's stuff do you want?
05:12I like Orenstein more.
05:17Then we kill Smoll first.
05:20What?
05:21Already?
05:24Ow.
05:44Oh god, I got hit.
05:47Oh god, I got hit.
06:08I love heavy weapons.
06:13You got hit.
06:22I said I got the...
06:24...flame resin just for the save.
06:28Oh god, you got the flame resin just for the save.
06:47Oh
06:52Why did I hit only you and not me
06:59I don't know it hurt
07:08I
07:08Can't point you very easily so be careful brother. I'm trying
07:14Okay, so is it even worth me trying to dodge it or should just block it you gotta suck it
07:27You can't I frames through it
07:30I think you can but it's hard for me. Yeah, cuz I just beat that so hard. Yeah, I saw
07:37it
07:38Crap. Yep
07:50That's right focus on me
07:53Look for an ass, dude
07:59The staff don't get hit by it. It's a crap
08:03Oh, yeah
08:10That sounds wicked every time you do whatever you that was the resin
08:15Oh
08:17Oh, I didn't get in time at least it doesn't take that much stamina block it
08:22Yeah, okay, buddy
08:25Okay, buddy
08:25Oh, oh
08:30Oh, shit
08:32Oh, shit
08:34Oh, shit
08:37Oh, shit
08:37Oh, shit
08:37Oh, shit
08:39Solaire's gonna use an ass beat
08:42What?
08:54I hit him
09:02Oh
09:04Oh
09:07Solaire is hitting the pillar
09:10He's here for oral support
09:19Oh, there's the ground
09:21That is
09:26Best nut of your life
09:28Best nut of your life
09:30I can't hit him
09:33I can't hit him
09:34I kept missing
09:36I don't think what?
09:44I don't need to pump 5k so let's pshh
09:48Okay, now I run and...
09:51There's a fire up there, you talk to that amazing chest
09:54You get the board vessel
09:55Yeah, I take the elevator, right?
09:58Yeah, the elevator up
10:00Ooh, my frames are weird
10:03Oh my frames are weird
10:04Oh my frames are weird
10:16I told you they were harder than the boss.
10:20Agreed.
10:26It is nice, I will say, having a bunch of health.
10:30Oh yeah.
10:32I also bought the lightning ring, just in case I got grabbed.
10:36Thou hast journeyed far, and overcome much, Chosen Undead, come hither, child.
10:45I will hither.
10:48Oh, Chosen Undead, I am Gwynevere, daughter of Lord Gwyn, and Queen of Sunlight.
10:56Since the day Father has formed it Obscurus, I have awaited thee, I bequeath the Lord Vessel
11:05to thee, and beseech thee, succeed Lord Gwyn, and inheriteth the fire of our world.
11:17Thou shalt endeth this eternal twilight, and avert further undead sacrifices.
11:27O Chosen Undead, thou hast journeyed far.
11:53Hereafter I, Gwynevere, shall serveth as thine guardian.
11:59If thou so needest, I shall devote all to thine safety.
12:05May thou be one with the sunlight forevermore.
12:11Since the day Father has formed it Obscurus, I have awaited thee, once living, now undead, and a fitting heir
12:22to Father Gwyn thou art.
12:24O Chosen Undead, O Chosen Undead, and beseech thee, succeed Lord Gwyn, and inheriteth the fire of our world.
12:35A grave and arduous test of mettle, yea, it shall be.
12:40Indeed, indeed, we had felt the warmth of fire, its radiance and the life it sustaineth.
12:47Without fire, all shall be a frigid and frightful dark.
12:54Please, Father's role thou shalt assume, and inheriteth the fire of our world.
13:01Thou shalt endeth this attacking seeker framt, the primordial serpent, shall guideth thee.
13:11Please, thou shalt go, may thou be.
13:17Thou shalt go, may thou shalt go, may thou shalt go, may thou shalt go, may thou shalt go, may
13:18thou shalt go, may thou shalt go.
13:20I'm done with dialogue.
13:23Alright, so now, you can't teleport to this fire, you're gonna have to run back.
13:32I can tell, run back or teleport to Anor Londo one, and then run up.
13:39That's up to you, you can always run up.
13:43You'd have to run up the steps past the two normal giants, through the doors, go past the bigger giant,
13:51and up the steps.
14:02Either way, sadly, you gotta run through giants.
14:11Okay, so she was a real god.
14:14Right?
14:15Well, technically yes, but the one we just talked to is an illusion.
14:18I know.
14:20Not where I was getting at.
14:24So she was a real god.
14:26Was she actually that big?
14:31Uh, probably if that's the illusion he made of her.
14:36That's wild.
14:39What?
14:39She's bigger than Gwyn?
14:44Yeah.
14:46Fire Lord Gwyn, yeah.
14:47Isn't that weird?
14:49Yeah.
15:05Are you already human?
15:07Yeah.
15:08Helping someone defeat a boss makes you human.
15:11Oh no.
15:12It means you can get invaded.
15:14I actually don't.
15:15You know, I've been human this entire time.
15:20And have not been invaded whatsoever.
15:23They just don't like you.
15:25Fear of fire is at Solaire, right?
15:28Yeah.
15:29I'm just making sure I know where I'm running.
15:31Yep.
15:32No worries, brother.
15:35No worries at all.
15:37Even if I die, I'm right here.
15:43That was bullshit.
15:47Giant?
15:48Yeah, they both hit at the same time and hit me.
15:54Eat.
15:56Baracuda.
16:10Do I run off the left or the right side?
16:12Does it matter?
16:14Um, I'm trying to think of where you're at.
16:17You're coming from the entrance?
16:19Big entrance, it's right side.
16:21Oh, okay.
16:29You're not here.
16:29Give me one more than our coochers in the room.
16:35Okay, uh bonen.
16:36Okay.
16:38That's gonna do.
16:41Now here he is.
16:41Um here he is.
17:03I'm not there yet.
17:05I was just asking, you know?
17:09Have you?
17:11No.
17:54I'm not there yet.
17:57So just so you know, I think we can get to Dark Sun Glyndolin if we do that elevator lever
18:07from the bottom of the big gallery area where the DLC is.
18:13I think that's how we do it.
18:16Because we haven't seen this Covenant.
18:22Oh my god, I just fucked up real bad.
18:25Oh my god.
18:25Oh my god.
18:26Oh my god.
18:34Oh my god.
18:38All right, sign's down.
19:02All right.
19:12Summoning.
19:14I had four or more Silver Knights on me.
19:18Oh, when you spawn back, they will be too.
19:21He did damage to Solaire.
19:24They can kill him.
19:26When Solaire's sitting there?
19:28Yeah.
19:30Yeah, but when I spawn back, I'll just homeward bomb.
19:37All right, all right, fair do, fair do.
19:58Three Sunlight Medals.
20:01Holy shit.
20:06Here's my extra brother.
20:09I don't need any more.
20:19Oh, it didn't work.
20:21I had to carry.
20:47I'm like a civilized man, which I walked down the stairs.
21:01I kicked it.
21:03I kicked it.
21:25Right, all right, all right.
21:28No.
21:39No.
21:40No.
22:08You're so cool.
22:11I don't work.
22:12He's not dead.
22:18Dude, even I noticed how much faster you swing that damn time.
22:22Yep.
22:23I thought I was gonna get dead-angled there, though.
22:26I thought so as well.
22:32Oh my- wow, that's actually a really dex-heavy spear.
22:38You ready for this, I guess?
22:45Oh, that's some DPS.
23:07Got some pocket change.
23:10I'm a beggar now.
23:16That's the way to go.
23:31Okay, so the Claymore's got the exact same one-handed moveset.
23:34This is straight sword.
23:35That's cool.
23:41The bad room.
23:46Is Mike here?
23:48Oh my god, this message.
23:51Imminent holding with both hands.
23:53Yeah.
23:54Rated 27,418 times.
23:59Oh my god.
24:08What?
24:10What?
24:12What?
24:13He kinda jipped out for me.
24:14Oh.
24:14I'm gonna go.
24:21Oh, I didn't take one over here.
24:30I don't know.
24:31He has a giant thing.
24:33Oh.
24:34He's gonna take one over here.
24:35Well, he's gonna take one over here.
24:38Oh.
24:49I screamed internally when you attacked him.
24:51Yeah.
25:27Demon titties, let's go.
25:28Let's go.
26:01Oh, God.
26:04Where are you going, brother?
26:07You know what needs to be done.
26:13Um.
26:15I was blocking.
26:18He said no.
26:20I literally always block when I, you know.
26:50Yeah, I'm going to do a 4x7.
26:53The only reason I'm doing damage is because I'm doing too many things.
26:57I did, like, double with the Black Knight.
27:01Well, the Black Knight has the base damage of, like, a plus 7 or 8 weapon.
27:06I know.
27:06Also, it's slow.
27:07If I can't even hit, I'm not doing damage.
27:10Mm-hmm.
27:12And it's also good against demons.
27:14Yeah.
27:16Actually, it's 20% better.
27:18Really, dude?
27:30He doesn't know, brother.
27:32I had to get my stamina back.
27:39Why was that?
27:40Did you see me stunned?
27:42I did, actually.
27:48Ah, Silver Knight Armour.
27:50Garbage, that.
27:50I don't know if I'm going around.
28:11Deal with that Archer first.
28:23I can't wait to get spanked us.
28:27It is.
28:28Oh, yeah.
28:29It spoils you.
28:30Yeah.
28:32Yeah.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Yeah.
28:35Yeah.
28:35Yeah.
28:36Yeah.
28:37Yeah.
29:01It doesn't sell anything I want.
29:07God, I hate these guys.
29:13What?
29:14Fucking horse shit, buddy.
29:18He did, like, a jump backwards.
29:21And I'm going to hit him.
29:26Yes.
29:27Now we'll be way too to get back here.
29:31Is there a point to even killing these guys?
29:34There's a saw on the perks over there.
29:48What's a chunk?
29:56From this angle, it looks sketchy of what he's doing with that hand.
30:02Oh, fuck yeah.
30:04You angle it just so the doorway blocks it a little.
30:07Oh, yeah.
30:08Get it.
30:08Yay.
30:09He's working that hard steal.
30:12Oh, yeah.
30:13Get the item behind him.
30:16I keep waiting for pyro or whatever else.
30:19Ah.
30:20The bow ring.
30:22Oh, no.
30:23Okay.
30:28Yeah, I don't know why they didn't like you all that much.
30:34Yeah, where's your love?
30:37What is love?
30:40Baby, don't hurt me.
30:51Oh, really, buddy?
31:01I got to just add up.
31:08He's, uh, really coming in quick.
31:17I did, like, three.
31:24Did I miss?
31:26I've gotten both of them.
31:28No.
31:31I got both.
31:37Fuck yeah, dude.
31:43Why don't you open your door, too?
31:46I guess I can.
31:47This door, you got to pull the lever.
31:50Oh, yeah.
31:51You confused me.
31:52I'm like, wait, but what?
31:56Can you open it?
31:58Oh.
32:00Okay, I got to.
32:01I got to.
32:02I got to.
32:05I just watched a huge anus open a gaping door.
32:08Hell yeah.
32:10I just think it's smart to.
32:11He jumped out.
32:13That's fine.
32:14Smart to open it, because we got invaded literally right here.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Which I think is freaking hilarious.
32:21Yeah.
32:32Do you want to skip it?
32:34Yeah.
32:36I got him.
32:37I got him.
32:37Footage.
32:43What happened there?
32:45I got speared.
32:47Oh.
32:51Yeah, that's what happened to me last time.
32:53Who do you want to kill?
32:55Snow.
32:56Okay, so we kill Snow?
32:58Yeah.
33:00Even though he's laying it thick on the lunch side.
33:02Look at that.
33:03I know.
33:20This feels kind of illegal.
33:23Nope.
33:23I didn't do that.
33:27It's nice having him keep him over there.
33:30Yeah, it's pretty good.
33:32I don't even care if he dies, because we have all the sudden metals or whatever.
33:41It's disgusting.
33:44Can I not skip it?
33:46Oh, there it goes.
33:51Daddy, please.
33:53Ah!
33:53Ha ha ha.
33:56Oh.
33:57Oh.
34:20That goes through guard, bro.
34:21You can't-
34:22Oh.
34:23That's the grab.
34:29Oh, you bitch.
34:32Oh, still air dead.
34:35Yep.
34:42Play it.
34:43Save.
34:48No.
34:48No.
34:49We went through the guard.
34:49We did, like, no damage.
34:51Awesome.
34:52Like.
35:06Oh.
35:09Oh.
35:09Oh.
35:10Oh.
35:11Oh.
35:11Oh.
35:11Oh.
35:17Oh.
35:18Yeah, I only do 70 per-
35:19I was blocking that.
35:23Not good enough, apparently.
35:26I don't think I can poison him.
35:30Oh, damn.
35:37Oh, I got shot.
35:41Oh.
35:43At least he threw me at a distance.
35:52Whoa.
35:54That was buggy looking.
36:11Ow, you bitch! Ow! I got greedy.
36:39Wait, where are you going, love?
36:59I hate how many iframes he has from that.
37:03Yeah, that's a lot.
37:21At least I reduced the damage.
37:27I missed him.
37:28How does he turn off?
37:29Yeah!
37:30Go team, circumcision.
37:34Circumcision.
37:37Like a surgeon.
37:44Now I'm gonna be gang banged.
37:47Oh no, it's gone.
37:52That's good to reset him.
37:54Hell yeah.
37:57Alright, go up and get the board vessel.
37:59Should I just teleport with this fire then?
38:01Yeah, you should go right back to firelink trying.
38:03That's where we're going anyway.
38:07There might be a chest up here though.
38:11I'm not worried.
38:14I don't see one up here.
38:17That's the big one.
38:19Yeah, just the big.
38:23I will give it a throw just to be sure though.
38:37I'm not seeing nothing.
38:39No messages either about a secret passage.
38:44This game is so old that all of them are revealed anyway.
38:54Might as well kindle this fire too.
39:04Do you want to level up real quick before I talk to her?
39:10I don't even know what I would level up.
39:14Strength or Dex or your health if you wanted?
39:16I don't know.
39:19Might as well spend the souls before you lose them, right?
39:27Or we wait until next session.
39:29I'm 61.
39:31Can you get to 61?
39:33Yep, that's actually all I can get to.
39:37Which I'm going to do.
39:41I put all that into endurance.
39:49Alright, I can wear my pants.
39:51Can I wield the sword?
39:54Alright, and I can wield the sword.
39:56Now I just got to up my strength and release it.
40:01That'll be easy.
40:03Two points.
40:05God, that's a great chest.
40:08Amazing pectorals.
40:21Remember, don't talk to friend.
40:23I don't know.
40:25Okay.
40:32And you joined for Covenant, right?
40:35Yep.
40:38Print parentheses, Covenant.
40:43Alright, time to warp.
40:44Back to Flare Link.
40:45Okay.
40:46Okay.
40:49We're probably done here since...
40:52Unmakeshift.
40:53You're not?
40:54Yep.
40:57Don't forget to talk to your boy by the fire to progress this...
41:15Lethal.
41:16This is no laughing matter, I tell you.
41:21Damn.
41:22That stench.
41:25And I was really beginning to like it here.
41:29Maybe it's time I do something about it.
41:37I don't think his voice matches his look.
41:42Agreed.
41:43Honestly.
41:43I don't feel.
41:43I don't know if he's...
41:44I'm sorry.
41:44I'm sorry.
41:44I'm sorry.
41:45I'm sorry.
41:45I was.
41:45I'm sorry.
41:46I'm sorry.
41:46I was...
41:46I didn't know!
41:46So...
41:46I went through and there was a bit of pleasure.
41:47A bit of pleasure.