00:00Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action.
00:03Has there ever been anything so certain as Brennan Johnson scoring for Everton against Spurs?
00:08Grealish gets the ball on the left, stands up Porro, goes down the line, low left-footed cross,
00:12all the centre-backs leave it, and who is there to tap in at the back post?
00:15Brennan Johnson to make it 2-0 to Everton, and he shushes the Spurs fans.
00:20Box office.
00:21The Manchester derby is back.
00:23Carrick versus Maresca.
00:25It does just lack something, doesn't it?
00:27A Kobi Meynu clinic gets the whole country asking,
00:31why wasn't he playing instead of Anderson at the World Cup?
00:33Even though no one really said that at the time.
00:35Carrick runs down the United touchline as they score their second,
00:38and then hits the Hassan-Hutel.
00:40Calm down.
00:41Afterwards.
00:42Leeds versus Newcastle.
00:43I've said it once, I'll say it again.
00:45It's the most 2000s Premier League fixture in the calendar.
00:49Mark Vaduka scores for both teams, and Alan Smith gets sent off for both teams.
00:52No, seriously.
00:53Harry Wilson, Worldi, Dominic Cavalier, Hedder,
00:55James Treffer penalty save against the team that tried to sign him last summer,
00:57it will be prime Barclays in 2026.
01:00Except with Bundesliga coded managers.
01:03Can't have everything.
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