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00:00He hasn't received any of the awards.
10:14He tasted the food!
10:25He built his house!
10:34Huh!
10:37He got to know the world, and he messed it up.
10:52Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
10:55The locations where the atomic bomb was first dropped.
11:00Actually, this isn't the first place humanity has messed up.
11:04But Mahmut started the film from here. Take it or leave it.
11:12Our world-renowned leader Mahmut, whom nobody knows...
11:15...this American aid that the Americans provided to Japan...
11:18...he travelled all the way to Japan to see the traces of it years later.
11:22Of course, in her dream.
11:24Wait a minute.
11:25Yes.
11:25Do you happen to happen to have any Japanese glue?
11:28Japanese glue.
11:30Japanese glue?
11:31Pardon.
11:32Atomic bomb.
11:33Atomic bomb.
11:34Atomic bomb.
11:35Because of the atomic bomb during World War II...
11:38...I lost my father.
11:40Thousands of children have perished in this war.
11:44Families were devastated.
11:45This war was terrible.
11:47I lived through this war, I witnessed it.
11:50May God never let anyone experience days like these.
11:54Thank you.
11:55Bye.
11:56What are your thoughts on the atomic bomb, sir?
11:59It was terrifying.
12:01I lost two children in this war.
12:04May God never let anyone experience such a thing again.
12:08The Japanese bombed Don Harbour yesterday.
12:12Do you like war?
12:13No.
12:15Do you love him/her?
12:16Yes.
12:17But today, Japanese society is smiling.
12:20Japan won the economic war.
12:22And now America and Japan live with you and me.
12:25May they live a long life.
12:27Nero.
12:28Nero.
12:33Throughout history, humankind has dealt with the issues of killing and dying...
12:36...he has committed every kind of foolish act imaginable.
12:39For example, Nero.
12:50Nero.
12:51Nero.
12:54Nero.
13:01Nero.
13:05Nero.
13:11Nero.
13:23Nero.
13:38Nero.
13:40Nero.
13:40Nero.
13:40Nero.
13:52Nero.
14:10Nero.
14:20Nero.
14:20Nero.
14:20Nero.
14:21Nero.
14:24Nero.
14:25Nero.
14:27Nero.
14:32Nero.
14:33Or maybe this is a lie.
14:33Can you see how far away Nerin is?
14:34I'll break your heart, säger.
14:36Is it ok?
14:38I love this and that, it's a misunderstanding.
14:41As you can see, the match is extremely calm, who is it?
14:43Be.
14:45Damn, I just said it.
14:46I swear I'll tear it off.
14:48Watching the match.
14:50The players like the referee a little bit.
14:51So.
14:53The referee, of course, can't resist that kind of affection from the other side.
14:54He gives the penalty.
14:57Preparations for firing are underway right now.
14:59He's about to take the penalty kick.
15:01And he's extremely sad at the castle.
15:03They also have an exciting goalkeeper.
15:05Let's see if he can save this ball.
15:07Everyone is excited.
15:08The shot is taken and the goalkeeper catches the ball.
15:10Yes.
15:10Overjoyed.
15:11The team was overjoyed...
15:15And the competition continues.
15:18They failed to convert the penalty.
15:20Nero is extremely excited.
15:21He's now obsessed with cucumbers.
15:22He also presents it to the president.
15:24The president is eating cucumbers too.
15:26And meanwhile, the competition continues in a very intense manner.
15:30Don't look at the VIP section.
15:31A great battle and a goal here.
15:33Yes, it's a goal.
15:33As you can see.
15:34Neron Sports takes a 1-0 lead.
15:36Neron Sports 1.
15:37The opposing team has scored 0, ladies and gentlemen.
15:40Yes, Neron Sports is leading 1-0.
15:42Nero was extremely happy.
15:44Neron Sports players are extremely happy.
15:45And the opposing team's president faints.
15:48He got hit in the head.
15:48As you can see, he's reviving with the cold water.
15:51Yes, Neron Sports won 1-0.
15:53The virgins are extremely excited.
15:55And they watch the footballer who scores the goal, their hearts filled with longing.
15:58Who's that?
15:59Ilyas, we are gunners.
16:00And meanwhile, they're encouraging each other.
16:04They are congratulating each other.
16:05Refik Akbacak is on the ground.
16:07Yes, Refik Akbacak.
16:08They're wrestling on the ground.
16:09No, football continues.
16:10Ilyas, we are gunners.
16:13He is summoned to the grandstand by Nero.
16:15Nero looks at Elias and Riflemen with excitement.
16:18And he's calling her.
16:19After kissing her on the lips, he plans to take one of the virgins he likes.
16:24Virgins are eagerly awaiting the famous footballer's penetration.
16:28Come here, girl.
16:28The famous footballer looks at them and takes a liking to one of them.
16:32Where to?
16:33There you have it.
16:34And a foul.
16:36And a foul.
16:37Meanwhile, Nero is getting extremely angry.
16:40He tells the referee, "You have to give a yellow card immediately to the player who committed this foul."
16:43The referee's hand goes into his pocket.
16:45A yellow card is shown.
16:46Nero is angry again.
16:48Nero is angry again.
16:49No, he says, it didn't work.
16:50Whip.
16:50You will whip him four times.
16:52One.
16:53One.
16:54Two.
16:55Two.
16:56Fly.
16:56Fly.
16:58And four.
16:59Thus, Nero also learns to count.
17:00Four lashes are enough, he says.
17:02Four lashes are enough.
17:03There's a foul here.
17:04It was a very minor foul.
17:05One of the footballers lost a leg.
17:07This is a very common occurrence.
17:09The referee says not to get too excited.
17:11Don't get excited, he says.
17:12He takes his severed leg in his hand after he quits football.
17:15The match is still going on.
17:16It's still going on.
17:17The match is still going on, but meanwhile, the referee is extremely upset.
17:22Because Nero is showing a red card.
17:24Yuu.
17:25After the horn is shown, the virgins rise to their feet in joy.
17:28But they don't want the player to be sent off.
17:31He attaches the severed leg to the footballer's foot.
17:35So, ladies and gentlemen, we've found a solution to this as well.
17:39You're dead.
17:39But Nero didn't even care.
17:41He says, "Take them away," and he says, "Kill them."
17:43Everyone is giving the signal to kill.
17:46And as you can see, the poor child is being killed.
17:49That's a small thing.
17:50Nero is making a prosthetic out of his nerve.
17:52And this whole project about making a film reminds him of something.
17:56Should he burn Rome?
18:09Jack.
19:00Your master, your bottle of tears!
24:25Europe, always first in everything, in every event; intelligent Europe, crazy continent.
24:31The Crazy Continent's Crazy War-mongers.
24:37In France, Napoleon Bonaparte.
24:44In Germany, Adolf Hitler.
24:53In Italy...
24:55...Benito Mussolini.
24:59The oldest madman among them is Napoleon.
25:54Thank you for watching.
26:03Thank you for watching.
26:29Thank you for watching.
26:49Thank you for watching.
27:03Thank you for watching.
27:34Thank you for watching.
28:00Thank you for watching.
28:01Thank you for watching.
28:13Thank you for watching.
28:15Thank you for watching.
28:30Thank you for watching.
29:00Thank you for watching.
29:30Thank you for watching.
30:01Thank you for watching.
30:07Thank you for watching.
30:38Thank you for watching.
30:38My dear friends, in honor of our efforts to help Africa.
30:42Cheers to your health, my dear.
30:45I'm very hungry, my dear.
30:47My dear Misur?
30:48Me too.
31:07You spoke very well.
31:11Let us drink to the honor of Africa.
31:19And friends, let's all extend a helping hand to Africa.
31:32Thank you for watching.
31:54Tarzan symbolizes the peace and courage that white men brought to Africa.
32:03Look at this captivity, this isn't how Tarzan should be.
32:33Let's get to know the other Tarzan candidates.
32:36If I shout instead of A, it will be great publicity for my company, and business will boom.
32:43Beyo!
32:44Beyo!
32:45Hop hop!
32:46We don't advertise here.
32:47John Weissmiller is dead, we're looking for a new Tarzan.
32:50You?
32:50I think I'm the best candidate.
32:53I've been going to see every Tarzan movie since I was 16.
32:56How old are you?
32:5717.
32:58I'm the best Tarzan, understand?
33:01I'm the best Tarzan, understand?
33:04The best Tarzan...
33:10Tarzan!
33:19Oh my goodness!
33:21I'm the real Tarzan, gentlemen!
33:22Because I get along very well with them.
33:25We have had very good relations with the African people for many years.
33:28I buy gold and rubber from them.
33:30I'll give him whiskey, soda, salt, and water instead.
33:34We can reach an agreement with them.
33:37Come on, you too.
33:39Let them fight.
33:41Let them fight.
33:42Let them fight.
33:43Tarsan is my Tarsan.
33:44Come on.
33:44Let them fight.
33:48Let them fight.
33:58Gentlemen, don't argue pointlessly.
34:00We will not benefit from you.
34:01If we save this continent, Africa, it will be us who save it.
34:05We probably don't really need to get rid of them anymore anyway.
34:08Very soon, there will be no country left in Africa that has not gained its independence.
34:12Set the bar for the future as well.
34:14Wishing you all success in your work.
34:47The cannibal took the girl and left.
34:49That guy's going to devour the girl, and you'll be left empty-handed.
34:52You idiots.
34:53You're no good, Tarsan Marzan.
34:58Today, there are very few countries in Africa that have not gained their independence.
35:12People in Africa are smiling now.
35:22From Africa, back to Europe.
35:26We don't have a doctor anymore.
35:28Ours really messed things up.
35:30He suddenly jumps out of bed in the middle of the night.
35:32Ah, Hitler says.
35:33He says, "I burned Rome."
35:34Napoleon says.
35:36He keeps saying, he keeps saying, he keeps saying.
35:38He'll understand when you see it on his back.
35:39Aside from the delirium, what other abnormal behaviors are there, Mrs. Havva?
35:44He's not normal at all, doctor.
35:46That's probably abnormal.
35:47How long has this situation been going on?
35:49Ever since he started thinking of himself as a film director.
35:53What does your spouse do for a living?
35:55For God's sake!
35:56What kind of job will he/she do?
35:57Let's wander around idly, let's lift a finger.
35:59You should try working as a director's assistant on films sometime.
36:02We read books all the time and go to the movies.
36:04Something so absurd.
36:06It's driving me crazy.
36:07What about the pot?
36:08I passed it through, I angered him by passing it through.
36:13What kind of film do you envision?
36:15But what will happen?
36:16No, people shouldn't wage war, no, they should make people laugh, and laughter is beneficial,
36:23Fighting is harmful.
36:24Things like that, utter nonsense.
36:26If he loses his mind like that, he'll drive me crazy too, doctor.
36:30I will write you a prescription.
36:32You will implement this.
36:35Take one tablet with water after meals, morning and evening.
36:44Am I the one who's supposed to get the medicine?
36:46Of course, your husband has nothing.
36:47You're the one who's crazy.
36:49Your father is the crazy one, you lunatic!
36:51Damn, this guy is still making me angry, he's ruined my temper.
36:54Invite me, just for a moment?
36:56Grass, grass!
36:56And look at us too!
36:57Laughter prolongs human life, and in this short world we live in, instead of devouring each other...
37:03The benefits of smiling instead of killing are now scientifically proven.
37:09Scientists today are examining the internal organs of people who are smiling and those who are not, as well as those who are relaxed and those who are tense.
37:16For example, the internal organs of someone who has fought in a war.
37:30Now we see the face and inner self of a person who smiles, who knows how to smile.
37:39America, America!
37:42The American continent.
37:43We are in the United States of America.
37:48Horror, Aaaaaa!
37:50Look at the Statue of Liberty, you redhead!
37:52Ha! I've never seen this before!
37:55Ah!
37:58She's a redhead too!
38:00Ah!
38:02Ah!
38:03Cowboy!
38:04Look at me!
38:07The Statue of Liberty looks like a cowboy!
38:15Something's wrong here, Joe.
38:18If that's how it seems to me too.
38:35One of the most important periods in American history was the gold rush.
38:40Thousands of people had tied their fates to the gold they believed they would find.
38:44Gold prospectors.
38:46Even today, America is a country that many people dream of becoming rich.
38:51Efforts, time spent, struggles, hard work, and plenty of hope all for the sake of a dream.
38:59However, amidst all these dreamers, one could also find some realists.
39:04Here's Joe.
39:05Hey Joe, what are you doing?
39:07They fill bottles with the water from that stream, add a germicidal solution, and through this short laboratory process, they transform undrinkable water into drinkable water.
39:18It turns into...
39:19He lets the water in the bottles sit for a while.
39:22He gives water to the gold prospectors when they get sweaty and thirsty.
39:26He sells them to gold prospectors who are overwhelmed by the heat.
39:37Hold on, that water is not drinkable.
39:39The mules drink that water.
39:41Come on, Joe, have a nice drink of water.
39:43Oh look at Joe, look at Joe.
39:46He started making a lot of money.
40:06So, where is it going now?
40:10Let's watch for a bit.
40:12Surprisingly, he arrived in town.
40:15Yes, he's heading towards the jeweler's shop from that time.
40:33Here's the jeweler.
40:38Bargaining, bargaining, bargaining.
40:43Yes.
40:45Joe bought gold with the money he earned.
40:49Oh, oh.
40:50Let the delusional captain Mahmut see you and learn a lesson.
40:54Gangster days are a whole different story in America.
40:57Gangster wars, bank robberies.
41:00A portrait of Reagan from 1932.
41:03Oh, oh.
41:06Ronald Reagan.
41:09Yes.
41:10But he's not president yet.
41:12Why did you hang up his picture?
41:13You were my favorite movie star.
41:15That's why he has asthma.
41:16The moon, maybe.
41:17Yes, madam.
41:18Enzap!
41:19Enzap!
41:21Raise your hands, pasta maker!
41:23I'm telling you!
41:25You hand over the money too.
41:27All!
41:28More, more, more!
41:31Interest!
41:31Quick!
41:33Take the others out too.
41:34Aaaa!
41:53Aaaa!
41:55I found it!
41:59Camera, camera, camera!
42:01I'm taking a picture of Silvi, camera!
42:04Camera, camera!
42:06Camera, camera!
42:09Music complete!
42:26Music
43:23MUSIC
43:36Hello, I apologize.
43:43Hi, I want to invest
43:48I can't accept that, these are real.
43:50How is that possible? This money belongs to your bank.
43:52Wait a minute.
44:02Wait a minute, wait a minute
44:04May God punish both of you.
44:09Ha, you're not printing money at all.
44:13You're going to get me into trouble.
44:15Those damn donkeys
44:18Money
44:20I found the money, I found the money!
44:22Camera, motor, engine
44:24The engine is your mother
44:27Enough is enough!
44:29Honestly, I can't take it anymore, Mahmut.
44:31Damn, you weren't this crazy when we got married!
44:34I found the money, I'm finishing the film.
44:36You're destroying me too.
44:37I'm leaving even like that.
44:39I can't put up with a slut like you anymore.
45:09TRUE
45:17Welcome, my dear child.
45:19Nice to meet you, Mom.
45:21Why do you look sad?
45:24I'm sad, Mom.
45:25Mahmut Azlik really messed things up.
45:27He thinks he's a director.
45:28Every night he jumps and bounces in bed and talks in his sleep.
45:31He's my husband, my daughter, grit your teeth.
45:33I can't squeeze any part of you anymore, Mom.
45:36What will he say about me?
45:37Don't say that, my daughter.
45:39Look at me as an example.
45:40Haven't I suffered enough from your father?
45:46Don't cry, my beautiful-eyed child.
45:49Cry.
45:52I was going to put up with it until the very end.
45:55Poor thing, he'll come to his senses.
45:57Go to the pheasant.
45:58I agree with everything he says.
46:00You saw it hunting.
46:02Hit him on the head with an axe and he'll split in two.
46:04If that doesn't work, poison him with open-air gas.
46:06Why are you crying again?
46:07Dönedim is not dying.
46:08Haven't I suffered enough from your father?
46:11But look, now he's become like his slave.
46:13It has a mouth, but no tongue.
46:15Whatever I say, he says okay.
46:17I'm not dead, Mr. Kamil.
46:21No matter what I say or do, she won't say a word.
46:23Watch and see.
46:27Look, there's no caring.
46:29Will Bak ifля니 release it?
46:42And look if για.
46:49This guy is driving me crazy.
46:51Let's see if he's showing his aggression.
46:52Damn it, answer me! Say something, tell me not to do that!
46:56Here!
46:57Do it!
46:58Don't do that to me!
46:59Do it, do it!
46:59Go home, my daughter!
47:01Go back to your husband immediately!
47:03If yours goes on tour too, you'll go crazy, I swear!
47:06Look, he's still staring!
47:08Look him in the face!
47:09Come back, my sweet child.
47:11Go home, go back to your husband.
47:12Come on, my sweet baby.
47:13Come on, kid.
47:14I'm a comrade now, Mom.
47:19Come on, again, my child.
47:51Come on!
47:55Here you go.
47:55Oh my god, oh my god, what have I missed out on with my womanly hands, man!
47:59Oh my!
48:00Oh dear, as if she had any reason to leave the house!
48:03How do I know how to roll dough!
48:04Okay, turn it on, turn it off.
48:07I'll do it.
48:11I rolled out the dough.
48:36How did it turn out?
48:38That's good, Taricım.
48:39I think you used plaster instead of flour, I can't eat it.
48:55Remember the plaster? It's mixed with flour.
49:00That's a freshly baked plaster pastry.
49:12Where were we?
49:13Ah, in America.
49:15The industrialization war in America.
49:17The best document on this subject is,
49:19The great master Charlie Chaplin has it.
49:40Thank you for watching.
49:41Charlie Chaplin's unforgettable film, Modern Times.
49:48Modern Times!
50:10The fact that the film is in black and white is a real problem.
50:12Aren't you and I the same way? We're just like in this movie.
50:16Tell me, what do you mean?
50:18I'm saying its color is black. I mean, the truth, darling.
50:21You can't insult me.
50:22I'm not insulting you!
50:23You are!
50:24I'm just telling you the truth.
50:26It's true.
50:26Can you tell me what the insult is about?
50:29What is the truth? Who wins the gold medal at the Olympics?
50:31We! Negroes! Black people!
50:33So what if you won the Olympics?
50:37We made America what it is today.
50:38The majority! Do you think we're the ones who truly make America what it is?
50:42We make up the majority.
50:44You mean absolutely nothing to America.
50:47You are a brainless, idiotic majority.
50:49We rule the music world, America, the world.
50:52We manufactured the warplanes and the atomic bombs ourselves.
50:54We make up the majority.
50:57You are nothing! Nothing! Do you understand?
51:01Even in the vast United States, the black and white divide persists.
51:05Fighting and war.
51:06Greetings to you, war industry.
51:10Humanity is still getting better.
51:13He invented the neutron bomb.
51:15This bomb doesn't damage anything.
51:17It only kills living things.
51:20Cute bombshell.
51:32A neutron bomb inside.
51:35Queer.
51:52Look, the children are dead, but the toys are alive.
52:24Thank you for watching.
52:31Look, kids, I'm doing very well too.
52:31You did it, captain. Now I'm giving you a more difficult task.
52:35You will bomb and burn the area on this map!
52:41Ugh!
52:41Yes, Sarf!
52:54This is the location on the map! Drop the bomb!
52:57War is an event that sometimes starts...
52:59...Although he hopes to gain many benefits, the bomb he throws might actually benefit someone else.
53:07Ugh!
53:08Wow! She's a bombshell!
53:10Your father is the bomb, you rude person!
53:22Why did you get the bomb?
53:25That's not an answer, madam!
53:27Mahmut, wake me up, don't annoy me, wake me up!
53:33The bomb you dropped from the plane!
53:35I don't know about bombs dropped from planes, but I know about the bombs you dropped from your bed!
53:38Damn you!
53:40Get away! Get away from me!
53:43Bombs have wiped many countries off the map.
53:47There is also a continent in history that nature has erased from the map.
53:51Atlantis.
53:51While some scientists say the lost continent of Atlantis was in the Atlantic Ocean...
53:57...a group of scientists also discovered this continent on the Bodrum coast in southern Türkiye...
54:02...he argues that it is in the ruins you are observing.
54:04Friends, we are currently on the lost continent of Atlantis.
54:09Get lost... there's a lost continent, are you lost too?
54:13I think the professor was right.
54:16However, we don't know if the continent has disappeared or not.
54:19But it's true that we're in one of the most beautiful places in the world.
54:24And in this beautiful region, people prefer making love and laughing to fighting.
54:29Look how lovely this couple is smiling.
54:32Excuse me, from behind I thought they were a couple.
54:37Love is beautiful, making love is beautiful, laughing and smiling are beautiful things.
54:53...
55:23Damn you, get lost!
55:25Get out of this house and get out of this bed, may God curse you!