00:00Sort of pub don't have a telly for the World Cup.
00:03Can't we watch this upstairs?
00:04You go and try and turn CBeebies off.
00:07Shut up, I can't hear you.
00:08You can't see neither.
00:10I remember when you weren't such an old man, mate.
00:12I remember when you used gel instead of wood poly.
00:15All right.
00:16Oh, that's another one.
00:17Come on, look.
00:18How many more bets we got in play?
00:20Five.
00:21No, no.
00:22Er, four.
00:23What do you mean four?
00:24We put about 20 on.
00:25Yeah, relax.
00:25We can always send Soppy round,
00:27stick a few more on.
00:28Soppy is Soppy.
00:31In the meantime,
00:32guess who?
00:34Who?
00:35Enlightened Soppy, Mick.
00:37Well, I guess what it is,
00:38is when you pipe about
00:39and you basically guess who the people are.
00:42Exactly.
00:43Exactly right.
00:44You two mugs know who the regulars are,
00:46so I'll go first.
00:48All right, who have we got here, then?
00:49Psh.
00:50Easy.
00:51That's one of your lot, bruv.
00:53Ex-army boy.
00:55Loves queen and country.
00:56I bet he's got a gun under his pillow, the lot.
00:58I'll tell you what, it's not bad.
01:02Oh, now we're talking.
01:04Look at this bruiser.
01:06I bet he could have a tear up in his day.
01:09Orange juice on the go.
01:11Out of the safe.
01:14That ain't by choice, is it?
01:17It's something else.
01:18He can't have a beer, but he's come to the pub anyway
01:20to have an orange.
01:22Mm.
01:23He's testing himself, ain't he?
01:24Yeah, that's what I'm for.
01:26It ain't what he wants, but it'll do.
01:29I know how he feels.
01:34Mick, is that his little lindervat?
01:36She's upstairs with violin, why?
01:39Uh, don't worry about it, I'll catch you later.
01:41Yeah.
01:46Always brings an acoustic guitar to parties.
01:50Got his tattoos done in Thailand, but you don't know what they mean.
01:54And he used to knock about Soppy's missus.
01:57Ain't he good?
02:09Look, look, they're pony.
02:10Oh, come on, you support West Ham.
02:13Glass houses and all that.
02:14It's true.
02:15You used to be such a nice girl, you.
02:17Yeah, and you used to keep a comb in your back pocket.
02:20People change.
02:21All right, that's just me last bit, so I'm done.
02:24Right, come on, come on, one more, one more, I'll go.
02:27But I think I've got another pal in me pocket.
02:29Oh!
02:34I'm taking you for fresh air.
02:37Right, I'm starving.
02:39Let's eat.
02:40No, I've got to stay.
02:41I'm way away.
02:41Oh, we're fine.
02:42Go, enjoy yourself.
02:43Yeah, see?
02:44Permission slips on.
02:45Come on, Carter, my treat.
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