00:00Whoops, we've come apart there. Mom, can you please close that robe, please? Cover it.
00:04It's just breasts, Judd. Same ones you suckled at.
00:06No, Mother, those are not the same breasts you nursed us with. Those are different. You've got bionic breasts now.
00:11Well, your father didn't see it that way. He used to like to put his pants on.
00:14Jesus Christ, Mother. Thank you.
00:16I love you, Judd.
00:17Butt?
00:17What do you mean, butt?
00:18There's always a butt when you say, I love you. Sorry, go ahead.
00:19I was just going to say, I don't know. You all got so repressed.
00:23Go figure.
00:25Mom, I got it. I got the rest.
00:27You sure?
00:27I appreciate the help.
00:28Okay. I'm upstairs if you need me.
00:30Okay. Hopefully you'll be looking for another sash for that robe, huh?
00:33You got a double sash robe, Mom?
00:34Dad always intended for the store to go to me. That's why he left half of it to me and
00:38the other half to the three of you.
00:39Now, after we settle the will, I'll buy out your shares at a fair valuation.
00:43I don't want to sell you my share. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I want to run the
00:45store with you.
00:45How exactly do you think you can add to the business?
00:48I can help you grow it. New locations and expanded lines? What?
00:52The only thing you've ever grown is weed.
00:54He was very good at it.
00:55Mommy, come on!
00:56I'm just saying he's very entrepreneurial.
00:59Listen, Paul, you don't believe in me.
01:00I get that. I never believed in myself either, really.
01:03But I've changed.
01:04And you're the brains of the outfit. I know that.
01:06But what about marketing and advertising?
01:07What about networking?
01:08I'm a people person. That's who I am.
01:10And you are not one.
01:12You're a nice guy, but let's face it, you're a little scary.
01:15As a matter of fact, you're scaring me right now.
01:17Your face is very red.
01:18Are you even breathing? Is he breathing?
01:19John, get in here and back me up!
01:21It's your wife. Aren't you going to take it?
01:23I'll call her back. Why don't you tell another story about your psycho? That was a real problem.
01:27Wendy's gone already. It's your turn. It was a good story about you and Dad.
01:30Oh, that's what we're doing, huh? I'm blanking. Maybe come back to me.
01:34What, you can't think of a single memory of your father?
01:36No, not right now. Go ahead.
01:37No, I already went. Mine was amazing.
01:39I don't know what's going on with you, but I do know this. If you don't take the time to
01:42properly mourn your father here, you're going to regret it.
01:46And shiva time.
01:48You okay there?
01:49Yeah.
01:49I realize what this must look like to you all. I mean, this is supposed to be a fling, you
01:52know, younger guy. Get in, get out, move on.
01:55Appropriate men are so boring, you know?
01:57I do know.
01:58And disappointing.
01:59And Philip, alive in the moment, and he wasn't supposed to turn into anything.
02:04Walk like this today.
02:06I mean, really, look at him. He's a moron.
02:08Yeah.
02:08Of course, I'm the moron who fell in love with him, so...
02:11Don't worry about Chelsea. Philip's skanky ex-girlfriends are a dime a dozen.
02:15Well, do they all have to look like Victoria's secret models?
02:18She's not that hot.
02:19Oh, come on. I would do her.
02:20Yeah. I wouldn't say that in front of my brother.
02:23There you are.
02:25Need some help?
02:26So sorry about Quinn.
02:28Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you anything on her. I just...
02:31It's been a very long time since we told each other things.
02:35They were both out of practice.
