00:07Evan, come on! Evan! Come on, Evan! Evan! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! You're not an accident. Evan, don't
00:15be like this! Don't be like this! God does not like ugly Evan! Evan, please! Please! Please! Come on!
00:23Twigs! Need some help? No, I'm fine! Is there a reason you have a tattoo that says sesame chicken? He's
00:32about to say sesame chicken! Okay? If you were more cultured, you would know that it says unbreakable in Mandarin.
00:37Well, I actually took Mandarin for a semester in college. I'm pretty sure it says sesame chicken. Stop looking at
00:42my ass! You know what? You're right. You got it. I think it says free fortune cookie with delivery. Really?
00:52Let me try to get you out of here. No! No, no! No, no! No, no, no! It's not that
00:57kind of party! Okay? It's not that kind of party! Let me use two hands. Behind me! I just gotta...
01:01No! No! No! No! I gotta... Really? Shut up! Get... Get... Get from behind me! Just... No! Knock off my
01:10butt! No! No! No! No! No! No! You okay? Yeah, I'm good. What's wrong with you? I'm good. Okay?
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