00:00I agreed to have sex with a pig on live television.
00:02I did it because my daughter had been kidnapped and I happened to be the prime minister.
00:05The kidnapper didn't ask for money.
00:07He didn't demand anyone's life.
00:08He had only one, condition that I perform the act with a pig broadcast live on national television.
00:13At first I thought it was some kind of sick joke, but he was completely serious.
00:16The video of his demand spread like wildfire.
00:18People debated it on talk shows.
00:20Online forums and social media polls went up.
00:22Shockingly, 28% of the public believed I actually should go through with it.
00:26While we stalled for time and tried to trace the source of the video, my team managed to track the
00:30kidnappers, location, and an abandoned school.
00:32I immediately sent in a special task force, just in case we couldn't rescue my daughter in time.
00:37I also hired a special effects expert.
00:38If it came down to it, we would use a body double and digitally replace his face with mine.
00:43But on the way to the studio, the effects artist was discovered.
00:45One of the kidnappers recognized him.
00:47Just like that, our entire backup plan fell apart.
00:49The kidnappers were furious.
00:51They cut off one of my daughter's fingers and mailed it to us.
00:53They even sent the footage to the news stations.
00:55The pressure became unbearable.
00:56Every headline, every tweet pushed me closer to the edge.
00:59So I gave in.
01:00They brought me to the studio.
01:01Someone handed me a drink to steady my nerves.
01:03Then I saw the pig.
01:04All I felt was disgust and helplessness.
01:06But I had no choice.
01:07I looked straight into the camera and apologized to my wife.
01:09Then I walked.
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