00:01This is the J.D. McDonough story.
00:05Born in Bray, Ireland with the world's largest head,
00:08life hasn't always been easy.
00:12The largest head in the world.
00:15After years of wondering why his head is so colossally massive,
00:21we can finally reveal who J.D.'s real father is.
00:26Who could it be?
00:27The paternity test is in, and we can reveal that 36 years ago,
00:32a young Mrs. McDonough first laid eyes upon your father,
00:37a giant Funko Pop.
00:41She fell in love with a Funko Pop.
01:00She fell in love with a man.
01:08WhoeverualÙŰŻ the immortality of his son
01:08She fell in love with a Lolita Pop!
01:08And she fell in love with a huge Cadillac.
01:08The next thing is a small age.
01:08A Huge Cadillac doll.
01:08I'm sorry.
01:08I'm sorry.
01:09You
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