00:00now go ahead go ahead and say what you want to say ask her oh jackson dart's out for the
00:06year
00:06how do you feel go ahead play sideline reporter let's do that no i'm not going to do that one
00:10at
00:10all in this football today jackson dart is out for the year michael how do you feel coach well
00:16i feel terrible because currently i don't think my dad had any clue when i texted him i'm sorry
00:23buddy dart's done he goes oh no what he must have been running errands for my mom oh oh
00:31oh that's rough all right so let's get right to it guys let's do panic meter
00:47sorry that panic meter in the nfl and let's start down in tampa bay with and todd bowls we're gonna
00:55go five to one five would be the worst five bowls is 35 and five as the bucks head coach
01:0035 and five
01:0235 and 35 i'm sorry you missed a number the buccaneers went six and two but then blew the
01:09nfc south last year now they are oh and two panic meter five to five no it's a five and
01:15this is the
01:15erosion of legitimate staffing they lost dave canalis they lost liam cohen todd bowls is is a pumpkin in a
01:23turtleneck baker's play is falling off a table the defense is aging out it's a five out of five
01:30yeah i was gonna say the same thing you let canalis go like there's so many different
01:35you've blown this i think he's probably gonna be the first coach or one of the first coaches
01:41fired this year i don't think he sees it all the way to the end david so because you mentioned
01:45it i
01:45just will ask that are they regretting signing baker mayfield i don't think it's a baker problem i
01:51think it's it's todd bowls problem i think baker's shown you he he can work with whatever crap you give
01:58him you just need a legitimate oc to kind of help out a little bit yeah next on the panic
02:04meter for
02:05coaches we got giants seven no we got dan quinn five he parted ways with his offensive and defensive
02:13coordinator after going five and twelve and now his quarterback has dislocated his elbow no it's
02:19over he's also a defensive coach their defense sucks it's the whole thing is off i think it's
02:25game over also i don't know why there's something that bothers me about a head coach wearing his hat
02:30backwards out five that's more of a defensive coordinator look you're the head coach come on
02:35five do you see uh david blah started or blah whatever the hell it is started uh mimicking that
02:40he's got the hat backwards they all look like idiots five let's move over to the giants five no i'm
02:47not
02:48doing the giants okay the green bay packers offense four in the first 90 seconds of sunday's game they
02:55lost jayden reed and now it's been a named official their right tackle is gone for the entire season
03:02johnny uwu creme brulee zach bacco bowele and the running game is a mess no josh jacobs marshawn
03:10lloyd has not done anything yep and he essentially got benched on sunday after he fumbled caleb johnson
03:16is not the answer panic meter it's a four i mean they're in real trouble the offensive line was not
03:22going to be a huge strength it's now a weakness the running game you said it all and while i
03:27like
03:28having multiple options a wide receiver christian watson's been great so far you're just you're not
03:33going to drop back 40 times a game and win in this league so i'm going to say it's a
03:38four i i really
03:39believe they're trending to be last in this division i'm going to go five because of what you just said
03:44the last thing that you said because once micah parsons comes back the defense can kind of carry
03:49them but he won't be back for a while so you need your offense to do their job david and
03:55with the
03:55pieces they have in place and the ones are falling down like when reed got carted off the field i
04:00was
04:00just hoping that the man can could move his extremities and finally he can but yes i'm gonna
04:05put it at a five all right so i lied i'm gonna do it what is the panic meter in
04:10new york jackson darts
04:12probably done for the year along with neighbors dealing with the nagging injuries what's the panic
04:18meter one because now this year doesn't matter all it does is ruin harbaugh's first year but you know
04:24what it's gonna do it's gonna allow the giants to do what they should have done and fire joe shane's
04:28lame ass it'll give harbaugh a year to finish turning the roster over and just make this year zero you
04:36just make this the year you you knock the house down before you started building the new one so i'll
04:41say one as far as it would pertain to hopes and dreams we have none five you know what's above
04:47a five
04:47we're effed the giants have reached we're effed stage i'm gonna say a three because looking at
04:56this division it was an obtainable division oh good right good rub salt limits this is nice
05:02mike he's asking me a question oh did i say it the wrong way how would you like for me
05:06to i still go
05:07back to that live read hey did you think jackson dart was gonna live last night well should have used
05:13it said i said what i said okay you heard what i said and i said it david three expectation
05:22you
05:23could have won this division because there was no dominant team you had young players and i i had
05:30bought giant stock let's move over to the atlanta falcons well they don't have a snap inside the red
05:39zone that it's it's they put in a guy named fred strange and the crowd cheered now panics is gonna
05:46play this week i mean maybe it gives us hope for kirby joseph we're gonna draft a team where no
05:52one
05:52has cartilage but i just i don't think anything can save them i don't b john and drake london look
06:00like they hate their life drake london was going after fans the defense still stinks i'm gonna say it's a
06:06five to me yeah it's maybe if they got a coach because other than the quarterback they have
06:13all the pieces in place you got the tight end you got the wide receiver you got the running back
06:19you even got some people on defense like but it's almost like they don't know each the plays they
06:26don't know each other and there's no continuity with the team every i'm like okay atlanta you can do
06:32this and no they they can't do you gentlemen think that atlanta is regretting how they handled the end
06:38of the kurt cousins era out there because obviously he has been slinging it all over vegas i do but
06:44i
06:44think that they had to move on because they thought it was going to be panics's job and you're not
06:49going
06:49to pay cousins a bunch of money to sit there and hold a clipboard look you drafted a qb in
06:54the top 10
06:54corbin and he can't play i think that's just where it begins and ends if if panics was even league
07:00average they're not in this spot i agree but that's the thing that irritates me as well because
07:04i'm a big kurt cousins guy you knew panics he had two how are you a kurt cousins guy that's
07:11a long
07:11story for another day okay all right wow next on the panic meter yeah next seven opponents bills
07:21seahawks broncos chiefs rams texans this is the chargers after going on to what is the panic
07:29meter of going oh and nine oh for the chargers yeah five right now they this they they look like
07:36a completely discombobulated flat awful football team i'm i'm in i'm shocked i'll say it again i'm
07:44paying the football gods i wanted a great predictions last year pats are going to super ball yeah i'm
07:49paying the rent now the chargers are atrocious david they have legitimate hope they may not win a game
07:55ever again i swear oh and nine um no because it's the nfl the browns have already won the jets
08:06have
08:06already won so if this was the dolphins i maybe i'd say that the chargers have talent they have a
08:13quarterback they have a coach they'll figure it out and finally panic meter in new england with drake
08:22may may slump has continued even after the postseason last year in week one he threw under 200
08:30yards yep in week two just over at 208 no touchdowns and interception panic meter with drake may i'll say
08:37three and i'm a drake may truther but no aj brown i think it's really hurting him i also would
08:43like to
08:43blame mike rabel's balls i i think there's something about the offseason it's going to be a stench on that
08:50franchise i blame club russini uh no it's a three for me drake may has got to be better the
08:56turnovers
08:56have got to stop period i had no balls i had no expectation for the patriots i thought that they
09:03would miss the playoff so i'm not going to say there's any panic i'm going to say a one i'm
09:07saying
09:08water found its level and it's the new england patriots right here right now they were never as good
09:13as last year all right that is in football today 97 one
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