00:00on to the breaking browns news here is the browns have announced that nick chubb will officially
00:06retire as a cleveland brown and of course guys uh it is important to remember that uh tomorrow
00:13we're gonna have some friday press conferences we'll see if the browns do anything tomorrow
00:17uh with regards to this but it's pretty transparent if they do something on sunday
00:25why they chose this sunday of all sundays to have batman the maybe the most beloved browns player
00:36i know of to then be like we just really wanted to take this moment to honor nick chubb and
00:42by the
00:43way we're gonna do it very likely in lieu of player introductions because we want to make this one all
00:48about nick i bet you do we never got to the introductions oh no oh too bad hey deshaun you
00:56want to come out of the field as nick chubb is smashing the guitar oh okay i just how it
01:00worked
01:00out maybe deshaun can hand nick chubb the guitar oh you want to you want to talk about the biggest
01:06playing with fire the biggest yay boos in the history of the world i don't know how that works
01:11i just like this so this to me would be like when baskin mentioned something similar about this
01:17nick chubb says i don't want your guitar yeah that'd be a great deal yeah i gotta tell you
01:23now we got some wrestlemania happening here this meter with nick chubb um he'd never be allowed
01:29back in the building he'd go to jail for assault but for browns fans the man would have the best
01:35commissary account ever right like we're talking like mob level commissary accounts all sorts of
01:41people often to buy his bail get them out yeah yeah now uh you got someone in there nick let's
01:48go ahead and take care of them too um because that's what you're doing in jail um all right
01:54did we have to fire this bullet on this one did we do we have to do what do you
01:59mean like did we
01:59have to i mean this way this is the time that you would do this even absence of deshaun watson
02:03this
02:03would be the time that you would have done such a thing you've got you've got eight times a year
02:08he did just announce his retirement two months ago people were uh mad that they didn't already
02:12do like the official uh retired as a brown thing two months ago anyway in the previous two months
02:18and they've chalked it up to the idea that nick chubb doesn't want the the limelight and doesn't
02:22want the fanfare and everything it's like all right whatever uh clearly they were able to convince
02:26him to come i just think nick chubb deserves a little bit more than his retirement and and his
02:33beloved nature to be to be used as like a meat shield for deshaun watson oh it's like when
02:39sirianni puts his kids at the podium because he doesn't want to face the firing squad or the
02:42questions that are asked of him okay like again like i'm i'm let's let's honor nick chubb and let's
02:47make everything as much as we possibly can about nick chubb uh give me all the nick chubb you've got
02:53maybe in this environment and it just feels a little too transparent here and again i i said earlier
02:59that the browns i think have done a great job of shielding deshaun and protecting deshaun and i
03:04appreciate that if this and this is a big if i i think it's pretty transparent but it's an if
03:10i'll remove the big from the if it's just an if if the browns are doing this as like a
03:15slight of
03:16hand in the deshaun thing i would classify that as like you are overthinking it beyond all measure
03:21i mean i think both things can be true i think that this is the time when you would typically
03:24do this
03:25and also it just works out incredibly well for them that's that's all that is just very convenient
03:31incredibly convenient for them they've had so many strokes of luck recently and just it's just the
03:36craziest thing in the world it's just an incredible stroke of luck for them so congratulations to them
03:41the timing's going to work out great and all these anchored and just really i don't know it's going to
03:46be interesting because everyone's going to cheer nick chubb like crazy i it's going to be good vibes
03:51until it isn't 216-474-0092 you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of nick it's like it's
03:57like don't don't do this in front of nick chubb guys don't do this you know we're going to get
04:01phone
04:01calls on that yeah i mean we got people saying don't do this in front of deshaun already i can't
04:06imagine uh are do you look at this is about this being about nick chubb or is this about nick
04:12chubb
04:13and using nick chubb as a meat shield for deshaun watson's uh re-debut as browns quarterback in front of
04:21the
04:21home fans this feels a little dirty to me that's all i get it i i can again respect the
04:28browns for
04:28you think nick should have asked for a different date yes i think chubb should have been like no
04:32how about how about a few weeks from now one uh how about one week later or how about yeah
04:37thursday night football pittsburgh i know minka fitzpatrick isn't there i think that's their
04:42rock and roll hall of fame game though isn't and they usually have a member of the hall of fame
04:45that
04:45that smashes the guitar for that that feels like something that could be moved for nick chubb
04:51just that that's already designated it's designated their rock and roll hall of fame game they have
04:54one person designated class that always breaks the guitar for this is this is a pancake breakfast we do
05:00it every month who's who's gonna they haven't announced that it's like a big it's a big what do
05:04you do like which which person from the hall of fame class is going to be the one that breaks
05:07the
05:07guitar who's even in the hall hall of fame classes i'd have to look it up i this is you
05:11you've exhausted
05:12the extent of knowledge that i have and you brought forth you're the info guy i thought you were
05:16going to really bring it here that was a lot of information i thought that was it was like it's
05:19good information but then the trail ran cold it stopped being good information it's kind of like
05:23a big secret they always keep it very secretive about which person from the inductive i again
05:29well you have hall of fame smashing guitar you knew about the surface level information about this
05:35i did know an odd amount about that didn't i you did i felt like i was listening to like
05:40the
05:40the hall of fame whisperer over here it's just the thing i was like we got a fountain of youth
05:44you want who's inducted for this year is that is that the class that you want i want to know
05:48who
05:48did it last year to i just say whether i'm gonna be a lot of questions it probably wasn't anybody
05:52you really like it's probably it's probably as you're getting at somebody you can move maybe
05:56maybe yeah joan jet last year might have been joan don't the browns play the jets at home i love
06:03that marcoch you could be doing this research for us just sitting there just like he's just enjoying the
06:08show that's just a p1 right there he's just loving it he forgot that he was producing the show by
06:13the
06:13way marcoch this is the dirtiest trick that jp pulls when jp's feeling the heat because i'm
06:19insisting insisting on figuring i need more information he will throw it right at the
06:25board up so that's your job now buddy enjoy it do you have it or no oh no marcoch do
06:32you have any
06:32information for us he's not moved an inch i don't i don't have the rock and roll i can't verify
06:38that
06:38the jets game is on the road oh see because that's the one i can verify mika fitzpatrick
06:44actually plays for the jets now i really thought i thought that we had like uh i thought we replaced
06:49the guy that used to work here so what i'd love to have is mika fitzpatrick's out there in the
06:54field
06:54getting warmed up and as part of the ceremony we give nick chubb a nine iron and say go get
07:00him slugger
07:02you think that you think that would be fun yeah i still hate mika fitzpatrick for that screw that
07:05guy all right uh let's see last year they had the uh they had a halftime show by big boy
07:12is what they had the you know the member of outcast do you want the do you want the list
07:16for this year
07:16it's phil collins billy idol iron maiden oasis luther vandros wu-tang clan all right i like the idea
07:24it's oasis but the gallagher brothers each get a guitar and they get to smash each other over the head
07:28with it while everybody sings wonderwall that sounds fun yeah right also markotch finally moved
07:36to google on that when you had you had already done googling that always works i don't know why
07:41i said done googling it took me about 10 seconds though oh we got a couple things i had to
07:48do
07:48we got some fireworks between peterlin and mark i was cross-checking i got an initial list and i
07:55you're not used to that chair firing back at you there scooter i thought phil collins isn't already
07:59in the rock and roll hall of fame i wondered if they gave me the wrong list and then i
08:03was like
08:03i'm not just going to give you the wrong list it'd be cool we had to we had a we
08:06had a cross-check
08:07to make sure the information was correct because i was convinced that phil guy phil collins had
08:11already been in the hall it'd be really cool if we could do that in the air solo from phil
08:15collins
08:15that was baker's thing though that was baker's song but with guitars somehow i don't know i'm just
08:21thinking out loud you can't do it baker used to do that before every game it belongs to baker
08:24mayfield in that stadium
