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00:00And the longer it takes to get the audio, I think you count the bucket.
00:05I remember everything I was saying.
00:07Now, back to Stiney and Guru on 95.7 The Game.
00:11All righty, time for the crossover brought to you by Bay Alarm.
00:15Rest easy, we've got you covered.
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00:18Willard and Dibs in the house.
00:20And I don't know how this is going to go, but welcome, guys.
00:26It's good to be here.
00:27Good.
00:28Great.
00:29Fresh haircut, Will.
00:29Will I see you?
00:30Yeah.
00:31Take a break from the house for one day.
00:33Well, let's get to the right on the table brought to you by Echo Pest Control.
00:36I've never, ever had goat fuel energy drink.
00:39Shout out Jerry Rice in my life.
00:41And Shasky thought I'm the guy that went in the boss's office hoping to drink.
00:44Time out.
00:45So Shasky accused you without knowing or having any evidence therein?
00:51At all.
00:51Okay.
00:52Okay.
00:53Okay.
00:53And then, you know, he goes caping for everybody with his partner.
00:58Go ahead.
00:58Real quick.
00:59I'm not a real host, but I do want to reset because some people might not know what we're
01:05talking about.
01:06That's a veteran.
01:07That is a veteran move.
01:08You are great.
01:09The boss is a grown-up, but he's very much a child, and he still gets autographs from
01:15people.
01:16Anyway, Jerry Rice autographed one of his goat fuel cans of energy drink, and it's been in
01:23Hegan's office for years, I believe.
01:26And apparently, he came in the other day, and it was opened, but not drunk.
01:32It still was low.
01:33Correct.
01:33The can had obviously been marred.
01:35Oh, my God.
01:36Somebody opened the can.
01:37That's the...
01:38There you go.
01:38They sure did.
01:40That's what's going on here at 95.7 The Game, and we're trying to find out who did that.
01:44So, I come in on my shift listening to the roast because I'm a P1, and Shasky says he
01:49believes it's me, and I drink cold Red Bull.
01:52I don't drink goat fuel, but I'm not ghetto to do that to open somebody else's drink, and
01:58who would want a hot energy drink?
02:01I drink Red Bull.
02:01I'm trying to quit that, but for Shasky to say it was me, it didn't sit well with me.
02:06I didn't do it.
02:07I would imagine...
02:08With no proof.
02:09Right.
02:10I would imagine it wouldn't sit well with anybody, to be just boldly accused of something
02:15that you didn't do.
02:17And I'm the only brother here, so I didn't know Willard's had anything to do with his
02:21Joe Hawks.
02:22I'm about to pop up.
02:24Dr. Harris.
02:25Let me tell you something.
02:26Life of a black man.
02:27We want to do this.
02:28There's actually a ton.
02:29Yeah, exactly.
02:30We did this yesterday.
02:31Yep.
02:31There is diversity in the building.
02:33Now, if we are being honest, there's no way Joe Hawks did it.
02:39No.
02:39No chance.
02:41Chance.
02:41No way.
02:42He is literally the last person on the list.
02:45Listen, we've had...
02:46I've seen what I've seen, Dibs.
02:47Real quick here.
02:47We've had show meetings.
02:49Shasky's not a part of our show.
02:51He comes in that office like it's his.
02:54And doesn't say a word.
02:55And a word doesn't get said to him.
02:57I'm just like, we're having a meeting, bud.
03:00But I don't say that loud.
03:01So I'm thinking, if you think those are your headquarters, you probably went in and got
03:05to go fuel.
03:06I didn't do it.
03:07To me, if it is a fireball fence, it's not because you went and opened something that's
03:13not yours.
03:13It's because you didn't hide the evidence.
03:16If you did that, you cannot be that bright in terms of crime and punishment.
03:22Wow.
03:22I also...
03:23I don't know.
03:24To leave it there, Will.
03:26Who opens a drink and doesn't drink it?
03:28This is a non-carbonation sensation.
03:31That's a buck, yeah.
03:33And that's what I don't understand.
03:34He's hurt, too.
03:34He's hurt, the boss.
03:36Poor thing.
03:36Seriously.
03:37At the end of the day around here, it's no different than a college party.
03:40We're walking around finding red Solo cups half full.
03:44What the hell is everybody doing?
03:46Drink your drink.
03:47That's all.
03:47These drinks that I open to start this show every day?
03:51I'm going to start drinking those.
03:52I drink them.
03:52You should.
03:53They're delicious.
03:53It's carbonation.
03:54That's all I drink this for.
03:55But anyway, Stoddy, I didn't do it.
03:57He got a kick out.
03:57John's keep saying it was me.
03:58I believe you.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Spadoni didn't think it was me.
04:01I don't know who the hell it was.
04:02I think we need to start investigating who the half-donut eaters are.
04:06If you're a half-donut eater, you might be somebody who also would open and not consume
04:11a beverage.
04:11I'm not profiling.
04:12Yeah, it's an interesting comparison.
04:14I do think half-donut people, if they used a knife, are different than if they just used
04:20their hands.
04:21Plus, half-donut people, if the donuts have been there for a few hours, that's different.
04:28If you go immediately to a half-donut right away, that's annoying.
04:33But at the back half of the whole experience, I feel like you're allowed to get a little loose.
04:38Agree with that.
04:39Everybody's had a shot.
04:40I was listening back to an old Jolo and Dibs episode that Skills and Vallejo sent, and one
04:45of the vignettes was, Skills has every second of every show for the last six years.
04:51Terrifying.
04:51He's the official-
04:53He's the new Ernie Taffy.
04:55He's the official thing.
04:55I was going to say chronically, but an archivist is what it is.
04:58And one of the episodes he sent me had to do with donuts, and one of our old engineers
05:03came in and just grabbed two.
05:06He was the two-donut taker.
05:07He's like, you can come, and these donuts weren't for you.
05:10You can come and have one.
05:11He was a two-donut taker.
05:13Oh, man.
05:14He had a tall, slender guy who might have been hungry at the time.
05:17Same rules, by the way.
05:17Second donut is fine once it's made the Rams.
05:21Agreed, yeah.
05:21About two and a half hours, you can go get a second.
05:23Unless it's a snake draft, and you happen to be picking seventh in the donut draft, then
05:27you can go two because you also get eight.
05:28That's a good point.
05:29That's good.
05:30That's very good.
05:31Hey, here's something.
05:32So, I didn't realize this guru told me that the Cowboys are playing in Brazil.
05:36Correct.
05:37Is that overseas?
05:39Oh.
05:40Dun-dun-dun-dun.
05:41Come on, Amos.
05:43We got a bad difference.
05:44I mean, it's overseas, yes, because it's the Mediterranean Sea.
05:49It's not over oceans.
05:50But you can drive there.
05:52You can't, apparently.
05:53Well, Evan gave you to me.
05:54There's too many places with no roads.
05:56Unless you go Panama Canal, and you're on a ship that has car carrier, and you go through
06:03the locks, and then you dock, and then you start driving from there.
06:07So, in that case, you probably can drive.
06:09It's one big continent.
06:11Right?
06:12Now, Panama.
06:14That is a palindrome.
06:15That is the longest palindrome.
06:17When you fly to Brazil, at any point in the flight, do you look out the window, and you
06:23are overseas?
06:25Well, that's how I view it.
06:27A sea.
06:28Yes.
06:28Is an ocean a sea?
06:30Sure.
06:30An ocean's an ocean.
06:31It's all, but the word overseas, well, if an ocean is an ocean, then going to Australia
06:38isn't overseas.
06:39Depends on your flight path.
06:41I guess, but that's what, to me, that's overseas.
06:44And unless you fly the weirdest path ever, then Brazil is overseas.
06:49I'm going to go with a yes from me, dog.
06:51Okay.
06:53He's a man of nuance.
06:54Yeah.
06:54I mean, I'm already on to the next thing, which is when you fly from, let's say, Montreal to
07:01Moscow, you're actually going over the Arctic.
07:05Well, the Arctic's breaking up now.
07:08So, it used to be a land mass.
07:11Technically, that wouldn't be overseas.
07:14But now, because of climate change, there's water up there now, so it would be overseas.
07:23You see what I'm saying?
07:24I do see what you're saying.
07:25I don't know that I care about it.
07:27So, you'd be going over ocean.
07:29Right.
07:30But when it was a land mass.
07:32Right.
07:32Then it was under the ice.
07:34The original sea was only a sea.
07:38All right.
07:38When the Niners play in Mexico City, is that overseas?
07:41I don't think so.
07:41I agree with you.
07:43It's over gulf, depending on your flight path.
07:45I think you can drive to Mexico City, can't you?
07:47No doubt.
07:48Yeah.
07:48That'd be a weird flight path.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Anyway.
07:51The gulf of what?
07:53Mexico.
07:54It depends on who you ask.
07:55Okay.
07:56The gulf of tremendous.
07:57Dude, that might be.
07:59That's a nine.
08:00Guru, you're having a rough day, aren't you?
08:01Yeah, I am.
08:02I am.
08:03It's okay, bud.
08:04We got your back.
08:06Yeah.
08:06No, I'm looking for.
08:07I'll break some bread.
08:08I'm looking forward to part two of the Sam's.
08:11That was a night I'll never forget us four.
08:14Well, you are a real host, so why don't you reset this, and then we can play the audio for
08:19the crossover audience, because this is where it was born.
08:22And by the way, I was here that day, but I won't get bogged down that.
08:25Listen, I don't remember what the Giants record was when this happened.
08:30But it was early.
08:30But the conversation, it was very early.
08:32We had a conversation the previous day.
08:34The Giants lost their first three games against the Yankees, then they won two against the
08:38Padres.
08:39They were two and three, and then they started losing again, and somewhere over that next
08:43couple of weeks, the conversation came up as to whether or not the Giants would ever
08:48touch .500.
08:50That's all they had to do.
08:51Touch .500.
08:53It came up on our show.
08:54What was the date?
08:55Well, they beat the Dodgers on a Monday to get to 17 and 24.
08:59Okay, so there's seven under.
09:01And then the next day, you and I had that discussion, and they went out and won again.
09:06And it was also coming out of a bet that the two of you had already had, which was whether
09:12or not the Giants would win six in a row.
09:14I remember.
09:14And I think that some of us believe, like, well, at some point, these guys will string
09:18something together.
09:20You would think.
09:21And as it turns out, they never did.
09:23Hail for me.
09:23And so the positive people in the room, me, you, Lucas Alexander, or the ghost of him,
09:29whatever you want to call it, we all said, hell yeah.
09:32That'll happen.
09:33We'll do it.
09:33Yeah.
09:34And then Grandy and Dibs and Kermudge and Stiney over here, they're like, no way.
09:39And they were right.
09:40And so we lose.
09:42You were on my team.
09:43Yeah, I know.
09:43I knew you were on my team.
09:45But Guru.
09:46I really win because we get fellowship again at Sam's, and I can't wait when that would
09:50tell me the date.
09:51You were going to get that either way.
09:53But it shook our trees a little bit earlier today when Guru texted me and you texted Mark
10:02Brandy.
10:02Oh my gosh.
10:03Did he really?
10:04Oh yeah.
10:04There's a text that's 11, 12 a.m.
10:10Early.
10:11I was mind and moaned.
10:12We were giving a break.
10:1311, 12 we were.
10:14Mind and moaned.
10:15You were in no man's land.
10:17And out of nowhere we get a text that says, guys, I can't take it.
10:22I had the Giants not getting to 500.
10:26And then face palm emoji.
10:28Oh man.
10:29And all of us, immediately, dibs me and Brandy have that moment where you're like, all three
10:34of us know beyond a shadow of a doubt what the answer to this question is.
10:40But you got to figure out kind of how to do it.
10:42And I want to give Mark Brandy a little credit.
10:44Shout out to Brandy.
10:44Because he was straight.
10:45He found it.
10:46He was Kyle Shanahan.
10:48He goes, Goo?
10:50Yeah, you were.
10:51And then turned into the Pentagon and went and found on him.
10:54I can pinpoint the moment because we talked about it.
10:57And I remember it was the Dodger series.
10:58And so I said, Brandy, it had to be Tuesday.
11:01And he looked.
11:02He's like, no.
11:02And I said, you know what, then?
11:03It's either Monday or Wednesday because Mark and I did it before we did the crossover the
11:08next day.
11:08So I sent Brandy the date of Wednesday, the 13th.
11:11And Brandy responded with, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:16I found it.
11:17And then I just responded with, boosh.
11:19Oh, man.
11:20And it's a boosh when you put it kind of in someone's face.
11:22So our show may suck today because our producer has spent all morning looking for recordings
11:27of you from months to go.
11:30But anyway, you're listening to 95.7 The Game, KGMZ FM and H2 on San Francisco and Odyssey
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11:41All right.
11:42So I had totally forgotten.
11:44I just knew I was on the right side of the bet.
11:46So you went 2-0.
11:48That's correct.
11:49Got a lot coming your way.
11:51Yeah, play it.
11:53Why not?
11:53As they say, the proof is in the pudding.
11:56We kind of pulled a Stiney and Goo yesterday and we made a show bet.
12:01Oh, I missed it.
12:02I'm going to need the two of you to weigh in.
12:05We even ended up partnering up with the rest of our team.
12:08So this is me and Lucas versus Dibbs and Brandy.
12:11Okay.
12:12I don't even need to say who's on what side, but you'll know anyway.
12:16Anyway, do you think that the Giants at any point this year will touch 500?
12:22I do.
12:23I do.
12:24That's a shock.
12:25Yeah.
12:25No, I'm saying I got no doubt.
12:26I get to Willard.
12:27I do.
12:28No doubt about it.
12:29Okay.
12:58Stiney?
12:59We're a welcoming environment on Willard and Dibbs.
13:01That's phenomenal.
13:02Stiney, I'm in.
13:02Let's go.
13:03So I'm with Willard and Lucas.
13:05I'm now hit 500.
13:06Yeah.
13:07Table for six.
13:08Table for six in October or November if it goes really well.
13:12It could be September.
13:13And I thought, I was so on that side.
13:16I was so on that side.
13:16Wow.
13:16October 2028.
13:18Y'all got me.
13:19By the way, just to let you know.
13:20Yeah.
13:20So I was with the lovely Christy earlier today.
13:23What's up with Christy?
13:24I showed her the text that came in.
13:26She doesn't remember what we talked about three months ago at all.
13:29But she goes, which one was the positive side?
13:32And I said, well, obviously the Giants getting to 500.
13:35And she goes, oh, well, that's the side that Guru was on.
13:37Oh, man.
13:38She didn't even need to hear the segment.
13:39Oh, man.
13:40And she knew that you were on my side.
13:41That's embarrassing.
13:42I think the best part of that sound was there was absolutely no ambiguity.
13:47Right.
13:48Just three times.
13:49He said it about eight times.
13:50Three times.
13:51I'm in at six.
13:53I'm in again.
13:54I do have to give you guys some credit.
13:56I'm driving in the car listening to you guys do the crossover yesterday.
13:59I've held this from Stiney.
14:01And the boss at times has said the crossover, you guys talk over each other.
14:05I'm the weak link of the crossover.
14:07You guys were past the dweller.
14:09Back to Stiney.
14:10Stiney throwed a lot of dibs.
14:12Dibs throwed behind the back to Stiney.
14:14Stiney to Whittler.
14:15It was so crisp and in sync.
14:18I got to be better, man.
14:19It's a little bad.
14:20No, no, no.
14:22No.
14:23I was in the car embarrassed.
14:26Like, I got to be, I got to fix myself on the crossover.
14:28You're the dude.
14:29And without you, I thought it was a little flat.
14:32No, you guys were.
14:33A little stale.
14:34It didn't even make, it didn't even make best of the game, if I'm not mistaken.
14:38It was Westbrook.
14:39I was like, Stiney's into it.
14:41That's a good point.
14:41Did you hear what Dibs just said?
14:42No, because he was talking over here.
14:43He just said you were talking.
14:45What did you say?
14:46It didn't even make best of the game yesterday.
14:48And it always makes best of the game.
14:50It was good to my ears.
14:51Yeah.
14:51And then you're Chris Mullin.
14:53I was worried about you.
14:53But then you brought it home into Ian.
14:56That was a high point.
14:57What was the word again?
14:59Absorbed.
14:59Absorbed.
15:00That's what it was.
15:01It's really good.
15:04Okay.
15:05Anyway, I'm looking forward to that dinner.
15:07Yeah.
15:07Me too.
15:08Win.
15:09I'm being real.
15:09Yeah, not yet.
15:10Yeah, we'll set a date, you know, somewhere before Halloween.
15:14Probably down the road.
15:15Let's get down the road a little bit here.
15:17Let's mosey on down.
15:19Maybe during the bye week for the 49ers where we can all, you know, stretch out.
15:23Or if there's a Monday or Thursday night game that we really want to watch.
15:26That's a little far, yeah.
15:27Like, if there's a Monday or Thursday game that we got some interest in, you got the
15:32little one at home, Dibs.
15:32I know it's harder on you.
15:33Yeah, but that's a hall pass.
15:35It's a classic hall pass, depending.
15:37I know my wife's got a little bit of a mom's group thing tonight.
15:41So when I get home.
15:42You're on.
15:43Yeah.
15:43When I get home.
15:44Wow, look at you.
15:44Yeah, on and popping.
15:45So right away.
15:47Might take the long way home today, you know.
15:49But sorry, honey.
15:50Can't get there until about 720.
15:53But we'll work our way through it, you know.
15:57You know what's funny?
15:58Well, it's not that funny.
16:00But so Guru was asked to go on KTVU today.
16:04440.
16:04Congrats.
16:05He ruined it.
16:07With whom?
16:09Not Sam.
16:11Whoever's on at that time.
16:13C-list.
16:14No, actually, the people on at 440, that's like prime time.
16:18The only time they ask me, and I've done it like four times, I'm like, what an honor.
16:22I'm on the straight-to-video broadcast.
16:25I'm not even on the one you can see on TV.
16:27I've been there.
16:28I got kicked there one time.
16:30It was going to be TV.
16:31You got kicked to the plus.
16:32And then they're like, so, we have an update.
16:35I'm so exclusive.
16:36And they're always like, hey, you know, do you have like 10 minutes?
16:39I mean, can you ask me every question about every sport on the plus?
16:42You guys are killing me.
16:43So, did you hear the actual what they wanted to talk about?
16:48No.
16:49Okay.
16:49So, they call Goo, and it's like, I know.
16:51Okay.
16:51It's the sports head, obviously.
16:53And I know we got to get out of 10.
16:54No, you're okay.
16:55I'm going to roll it off.
16:56So, I'm thinking, I'm going to roll it off.
16:57What do they want to talk to Goo about?
16:59Well, Steph Curry's contract.
17:02Warriors Media Day.
17:05Wrapping up the Giants season.
17:08Purdy's great start.
17:09We're doing all.
17:10None of the above.
17:12Valkyries playoffs.
17:13Yeah.
17:14That was none of the above.
17:16What the hell do they want to talk to you about?
17:17President's Cup?
17:20Juice's $14,000 fine.
17:22Which I'm not right over, so I'm ready.
17:25Dude, NFL, get over yourself.
17:27Good gosh.
17:28Well, it does feel like one of those.
17:30It feels like one of those things where it's like, that's your biggest problem right now?
17:34You don't have other fish to fly?
17:35That's my whole point.
17:36Kyle Juszczyk is out here pretending to take a drink.
17:39of something which could or could not be of the alcoholic variety.
17:44$14,000?
17:46That's your standard, that's the standard boilerplate, collectively bargained fine.
17:51To Willis Point, Dibs, you got guys beating up spouses and all kind of junk.
17:54Right.
17:55I mean, these guys are risking their head, neck, and chest every Sunday.
17:59I get the taunting, which actually feels like it's been turned up, and I don't even like that.
18:04I mean, football has taunting.
18:05Sports has taunting.
18:06That's just how it works.
18:08But, okay, you want to find for that?
18:10You want to go over there?
18:12You want to have a phone hidden in the goalpost?
18:14Like, if you're carrying on, but I pretended to drink something?
18:18Come on, man.
18:19You pretended to chug a beer.
18:21How do you know it was a beer?
18:24We said, how do you know what it was?
18:25And the guy doesn't even drink.
18:26Like, it's one thing if he, like, pulls out an imaginary lighter and queues up a bong load,
18:32and, you know, even at that, I don't think the pant of mine would be picked up by the league.
18:36That's so corny by the league, man.
18:37The home game is legal.
18:38You shit doesn't drink?
18:40No, that's what George Kittle says.
18:41Really?
18:41That's how you last 14 years in the league, Stiney.
18:44I would have thought he and Kittle kind of hang out and throw a couple back.
18:48That's just what Kittle said on Twitter today as the defense.
18:51That was weak.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:53That's weak, Dibs.
18:54And, like, he didn't have an actual Coors Light in a prop.
18:57Come on, man.
18:59Wow.
18:59Wasn't sponsored.
19:00NFL needs the money, really, when you look at it.
19:03I mean, they're a little short.
19:04That's why you talk about, like, all these jurisdictions, and, oh, get to the end of the month.
19:08These police officers are looking to make quota, so you might get pulled over toward the end of the month.
19:14NFL needs to make quota.
19:15I mean, the guy's jet-lagged.
19:17I thought for sure he was having a coffee.
19:19Yeah.
19:19I mean, I don't understand it.
19:22I've never.
19:23I'm being real.
19:24Yeah.
19:24I don't think he's like, whatever, 14K, but I don't understand.
19:29Well, there was one time in the league, Billy White Shoes Johnson, you couldn't even celebrate that without a drink.
19:34Like, these dudes are risking their bodies and their minds.
19:37They can't have fun and celebrate the end.
19:40Well, you remember the days of the good old days, Stiney, of the throat slash, where you catch an 18
19:45-yard pass,
19:46and you just look at the guy, and you straight-up throat slash him.
19:50Well, that got put down.
19:52You'll go to jail now for that one.
19:53I mean, you can't pull out an air gun and, you know, air gun rat-a-tat-tat,
19:57but you can certainly do the George Kittle third down delicate point.
20:01That's weak, man.
20:02I mean, you can do all kinds of other taunts, but you can't air chug some milk or orange juice.
20:08It's just ridiculous.
20:10Over-enforcement is what it is, Stiney.
20:12What do you want us to ask Demo?
20:15Oh, I know.
20:16What?
20:17Well, it's more of a statement.
20:19Okay.
20:20I don't know that he's coming on for our statements.
20:23Oh, no, tell him there's a guy at work that wishes he'd gone to Vanderbilt, because then he would have
20:30been D'Amador the Commodore.
20:32That might be a three, Stiney.
20:35That's a solid four.
20:35Wow.
20:36That's a solid four.
20:37I wonder if he started that.
20:38Are you the guy?
20:40Yeah.
20:40Okay.
20:41I didn't know if there was something jumping on.
20:43He'd been out in the kitchen or something like that.
20:44No, no, no.
20:44I've always thought that.
20:45That's a cool first name.
20:46D'Amador the Commodore.
20:48Yes.
20:48Had he gone to Vanderbilt.
20:50We perhaps will.
20:51We're going to do the big finish, which is where we get two categories, and he has three questions,
20:56and one of them does involve nicknames.
20:58So if he chooses that one, we're going to ask him about the origin of his nickname.
21:03All right.
21:03Do you know where he did go?
21:05Not Vanderbilt.
21:06Oregon.
21:08Um, that's correct.
21:10It's because Grandy's back there pointing himself.
21:12All of a sudden, now, we don't have to go to break anymore, do we, Grandy?
21:14Radio is theater of the mind.
21:16Yeah.
21:16Grandy.
21:17Let these guys take over.
21:18You're going to throw it to break here.
21:2095.7.
21:21Would you like me to?
21:22Yes.
21:22I was told that's what's going to happen.
21:23Okay.
21:24All right.
21:24I'll see you guys tomorrow.
21:25Good luck in your meeting.
21:26I'm going to charge in like I own the damn place.