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00:00:34THE END
00:01:22Colonel Marshal, I want to impress upon you again the vital importance of getting those plans to me immediately.
00:01:28The success or failure, the entire drive depends upon them.
00:01:32You understand?
00:01:32Yes, sir.
00:01:34Colonel Marshal?
00:01:35Oh, my plan.
00:01:36Excuse me, General.
00:01:37It may be personal.
00:01:38Oh.
00:01:50What is it, Lorna?
00:01:51Yes, sir.
00:01:51No, sir.
00:01:52That's the place there will be.
00:01:53It's a memorandum on shot shooting.
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:56Colonel Marshal, remember, I shall hold you personal responsible for those plans.
00:02:01Yes, sir.
00:02:01My coat.
00:02:02Yes, sir.
00:02:02Uh-huh.
00:02:17Olga.
00:02:18Olga.
00:02:19Olga's crazy.
00:02:20I've never given her the slightest encouragement.
00:02:22She runs me ragged.
00:02:24The military police sergeant is sent for, sir.
00:02:26Send them in.
00:02:32Well, have you caught those two men?
00:02:34No, sir.
00:02:35You see, it's this way.
00:02:36I don't care which way it is.
00:02:38Those men are AWOL.
00:02:39Absent without leave from the rocket for ten days.
00:02:42Running around Paris as if this were a picnic instead of a wall.
00:02:46Impersonating officers.
00:02:47Stating with Congress and his wives.
00:02:49Last night, one of them had an engagement to elope with the Russian ambassador's mother-in-law
00:02:52and didn't keep the engagement.
00:02:56The Russian ambassador is very angry.
00:02:58Now, I want those two men captured and brought to me personally.
00:03:01I'll see that they go to jail for life.
00:03:04Here's a photograph of them.
00:03:12Now, you go out and get those men.
00:03:14Yes, sir.
00:03:26Was the old man sore?
00:03:28No.
00:03:29He gave me the quad again, a kiss on both feet for not catching them AWOL guys.
00:03:33Well, how are you going to catch them?
00:03:34I ain't never even seen them.
00:03:37The old man just gave me a photograph of them.
00:03:45Photographs?
00:03:46There ain't no photograph on here.
00:03:49Can you beat those guys?
00:03:51They got away again.
00:03:53If ever I catch them, I'll bring them in piece for piece.
00:03:56Me too.
00:03:57Come on, soldier.
00:03:59We got work to do.
00:04:25Well, what's the idea?
00:04:27Come, come, boys.
00:04:28Let's have an accounting.
00:04:29Let's have an accounting.
00:04:30Why, we're just talking to some girlfriends.
00:04:32Did you hear that, Thomas?
00:04:34Let's see your passes, men.
00:04:35Come, come.
00:04:36More alert, men.
00:04:37More alert.
00:04:38Look them over, Thomas.
00:04:39Then report to me.
00:04:40Why, it's a clear infraction of Rule 6, Section 4, Apartment 3, The People vs. John Doe.
00:04:47Hmm, just as I thought.
00:04:49Just as I thought.
00:04:50I'm surprised at you men, acting thusly toward those whom you have sworn to love, honor, and...
00:04:58Oh, baby.
00:05:00But we haven't done anything...
00:05:02That's enough, soldiers.
00:05:03No, but on your way.
00:05:04I will render you horses to combat.
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07Scrimmy.
00:05:08Scrimmy.
00:05:09But, sir, you can't...
00:05:13Every time I make a danger...
00:05:19Once what, petite cherries?
00:05:21Viva la boom de ta.
00:05:26Lafayette, we're there.
00:05:27Oh, well done, well done.
00:05:32Good morning, Sam.
00:05:40We're all set.
00:05:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:05:43What's the matter?
00:05:44Big way for blind climbing people.
00:05:46Hey!
00:05:55Something tells me we're going to nail old guys.
00:05:58Me too.
00:06:00Where's your armband?
00:06:04I don't know.
00:06:05What a swell MP you turned out to be.
00:06:07Here we are looking for a couple of guys that have turned Paris upside down.
00:06:11And you lose your armband.
00:06:12Yeah?
00:06:13Well, where's yours?
00:06:14Well, what...
00:06:16Hey.
00:06:18Something tells me we almost had those guys.
00:06:22Me too.
00:06:23Come on, soldier.
00:06:24We'll get them yet.
00:06:29Say, now that you brought that up, I want to ask you something.
00:06:41What is she saying?
00:06:42She said no.
00:06:44Come on.
00:06:45Come on.
00:07:12Hey, Tommy, I'm getting a little tired of being an MP.
00:07:16So am I.
00:07:18These things are no good anyway.
00:07:20Sometimes they make good handkerchiefs.
00:07:22You know, MP, mop perspiration.
00:07:24Oh, you're off again?
00:07:27Gilbert, what about promoting ourselves?
00:07:29Splendid idea.
00:07:30Let's be lieutenants.
00:07:32Just the thing.
00:07:33After what we saw, we deserve it.
00:07:36Tommy?
00:07:37Yeah?
00:07:38How would you like to be a general?
00:07:39Not me.
00:07:40There's no chance for promotion.
00:07:41Hmm.
00:07:42Here we are.
00:07:45Isn't it wonderful, the future one has in the Army?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:49You start at the bottom and go over the top.
00:07:51Now, where am I, Lieutenant?
00:07:53Here they are.
00:07:54Now, stand still, boy.
00:07:56Stand still.
00:07:58Now, there's a rank.
00:07:59In fact, very rank.
00:08:09How do you do?
00:08:11How do you do?
00:08:17They won't give us a tumble.
00:08:19They must be big game.
00:08:20They may be big game to some people, but they're just animal crackers to me.
00:08:24Well, now, Gilbert, you can't tell.
00:08:26Well, maybe they don't want to be seen with lieutenants.
00:08:28All right.
00:08:29Then we'll be captains.
00:08:41You know, Gilbert, those girls showed very good sense.
00:08:45They don't like second lieutenants.
00:08:47All right.
00:08:48You stand still, then, Shave Tail, while I make you a captain.
00:08:51You won't make me a captain.
00:08:53You'll make me a major.
00:08:54You know, the higher we go, the harder they'll fall.
00:08:57A major?
00:08:57Certainly.
00:08:58Where do I keep my major?
00:09:00Ah, here they are.
00:09:01Major.
00:09:04Nope.
00:09:04Those are rear admirals.
00:09:07Here's the major.
00:09:09Now, as Adam said to Eve, pick yourself a couple of leaves.
00:09:15Say, Gilbert, if that little dark one don't go for this, she ain't human.
00:09:21I've got a sneak an idea that the one in the floppy hat likes the aviators.
00:09:26Great.
00:09:27We'll make a few fly remarks.
00:09:30Splendid.
00:09:30Splendid, Major.
00:09:31Would you like some decorations?
00:09:33Well, look, now, nothing pantalizing.
00:09:35Just a DSC and a quad again.
00:09:37A DSC and a quad again.
00:09:39Certainly.
00:09:40Certainly.
00:09:40Hold still.
00:09:41There.
00:09:42Boy, you look like a million dollars.
00:09:45I may look like a million dollars, but I'm going to be much easier to make.
00:09:57Beaver.
00:10:09Boom, swall, boom, detour, alley-up, and all that sort of jolly nonsense.
00:10:14I, uh, I can't recall your name, but I've forgotten your face.
00:10:19My, my, my.
00:10:20That hat certainly has a marvelous wing spread.
00:10:24I, uh, I'll bet you take off easily.
00:10:27Major, have you noticed that the large picture hats are coming back?
00:10:31Yes, yes.
00:10:32You know, bit by bit, our women are losing their manhood.
00:10:35Yes, I know.
00:10:37I bet the face beneath the brim is just as lovely as the decorations.
00:10:41And what decorations?
00:10:42Ah, lovely.
00:10:44Mmm.
00:10:46If we only had a little cream and sugar.
00:10:51Major.
00:10:51Major.
00:10:53Will you have an apple?
00:10:54Thank you, Captain.
00:10:57I'm glad watermelons are not in season.
00:11:00How are you?
00:11:02Monsieur.
00:11:03You are making a bad mistake.
00:11:06You may be bad, but you're no mistake.
00:11:08Well put, Captain.
00:11:10You are very droll, Monsieur.
00:11:12Oh, yes, yes.
00:11:13I just droll around from place to place.
00:11:16Oh, doesn't he say the cutest thing.
00:11:19Oh, dear, oh, dear.
00:11:21Lovely war we're having.
00:11:23Oh, dear, I believe that the war is a very good thing, because it's an occasion to meet with a
00:11:27lot of American people.
00:11:29Well, you certainly cleaned that one up.
00:11:42Um, what you say I like very much.
00:11:47Oh, I wonder what I said.
00:11:50You are distinguished aviator?
00:11:53Well, uh, I don't think so, but then what's my opinion compared to thousands of others?
00:11:58Move over, will you, honey?
00:12:01Uh, do you kiss soldiers?
00:12:04Ah, that is my business.
00:12:06How's business?
00:12:10Monsieur, why do you take up aviation?
00:12:13Now, let me see.
00:12:13Why did I take up aviation?
00:12:14Oh, I have it out of here, yeah.
00:12:16They told me I was no good on Earth.
00:12:18Oh, don't forget.
00:12:20No tomorrow.
00:12:22Tomorrow I'm going to make a parachute leap.
00:12:24Oh, a parachute leap?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26I want to show General Pershing what's in me.
00:12:29Oh, I want to show General Pershing what's in me.
00:12:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:59In the back.
00:13:00Yeah, yeah.
00:13:01In the back, yeah, yeah.
00:13:03Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:06Oh, wait, oh, wait.
00:13:08Major, Major.
00:13:09What is this?
00:13:10What is this?
00:13:11Just don't pay any attention to the Major.
00:13:13He sometimes thinks he's an Airedale.
00:13:15I can take, I can take five seconds.
00:13:17Pekingese, that way.
00:13:20As I was relating, when I arrived in Paris,
00:13:23little did I realize what this moment held in store for me.
00:13:26But now I know.
00:13:35Yes, now I know.
00:13:39Well, fellow?
00:13:49All right, Major, you can come up.
00:13:54My goodness, the Major has been promoted.
00:13:56He is now a Brigadier General.
00:13:58Ladies, pardon me, ladies.
00:14:00May I introduce Major Operation of the Hospital Corps?
00:14:03Major.
00:14:05And I, ladies, I am Colonel Simpkins.
00:14:09Colonel Simpkins?
00:14:11Ah, Captain Simpkins.
00:14:13I can understand your mistake.
00:14:17You know, if those two birds wasn't officers,
00:14:19I'd think they were the guys we're after.
00:14:21Officers or no officers?
00:14:23I still think the other guys we're after.
00:14:25Me too.
00:14:26Can you keep a secret?
00:14:28If she helps you?
00:14:29Oh, sure.
00:14:30Well, we're in the Secret Service.
00:14:32Yes?
00:14:32Yes.
00:14:32You see, there's so many spies around.
00:14:34You know, German spies, Austrian spies, Bulgarian spies.
00:14:38An Eskimo spy.
00:14:41Comical, comical, very comical.
00:14:42Oh, do you know Colonel Marshall?
00:14:44Oh, do we know Colonel Marshall?
00:14:47Isn't he the film?
00:14:48Did you know that Colonel Marshall thinks so much of us
00:14:50that he gives our photographs to every soldier under his command?
00:14:54Uh-huh.
00:14:55Especially the MP.
00:14:56Well, he's a very good friend of mine.
00:14:59He comes here to this restaurant every day.
00:15:01Here?
00:15:02Yes.
00:15:03Well, well, well.
00:15:04So long, girl.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06We'll see you around, girl.
00:15:07Oh, but must you really go so soon?
00:15:09Yes.
00:15:09You see, Waterman is drilling a new inkwell,
00:15:12and we've got to look it over.
00:15:14Come on, Jack.
00:15:15He's rolling up.
00:15:17Hey.
00:15:21Hey.
00:15:22Can you hear that thing?
00:15:23Hey.
00:15:23Hey.
00:15:24Take it to the quartermaster's apartment.
00:15:26Hey.
00:15:38How dare you interfere with officers and exercise?
00:15:41Well, he wasn't sure whether he...
00:15:42Did you hear that, Major?
00:15:43He wasn't sure.
00:15:44Oh, dear me, oh my, oh my, oh my.
00:15:47Not to be sure is the greatest offense in the army.
00:15:50Yes.
00:15:50Let the punishment fit the crime.
00:15:52I must think, Major, I must think.
00:15:53Don't strain yourself now, Captain.
00:15:55Oh, I hate to be in such a state.
00:15:57You know my nasty nerves.
00:16:00Let me see.
00:16:02What will I do?
00:16:21I'll be in our luncheon, get yours.
00:16:23Yes, sir.
00:16:26Colonel Marshall.
00:16:27Oh, hello, Polka.
00:16:29Strange that I always meet you here.
00:16:31Always I'm here waiting for you to be nice to me.
00:16:35I can't be nice.
00:16:36I'm married.
00:16:37Oh, but can't you be just a little bit nice, huh?
00:16:40Now, Polka, I don't want to be rude.
00:16:42But if I am nice, you send me perfume love letters that will ruin me.
00:16:46You've got to stop it, you understand.
00:16:47And what's more?
00:16:48Oh, what do you mean by sending your love notes an official United States Army envelope?
00:16:52Because if I do not send them an official United States Army envelope, you do not open my letter.
00:16:59Yes.
00:16:59But don't you know that's a serious offense?
00:17:02What?
00:17:02Not opening my letter?
00:17:04No, no, sending them an official envelope.
00:17:07Oh, but can I help it that you are so magnificent?
00:17:11Oh, mon brave.
00:17:12Do not scold, poor Polka.
00:17:15You are always so cold.
00:17:17Hot or cold, you've got to stop sending those letters.
00:17:20J'aime beaucoup les soldats américains.
00:17:23They are so snappy.
00:17:25So handsome.
00:17:27Well, of course, when it comes to that, you know these military men.
00:17:32To your left hand.
00:17:34Take me to luncheon.
00:17:35I can't take you to luncheon.
00:17:37Why not?
00:17:38My wife is waiting for me.
00:17:40You might introduce me to your wife.
00:17:42Yes, I might.
00:17:44But I won't.
00:17:45See you later.
00:17:48Well, we had them again.
00:17:50Yeah.
00:17:52Say, listen.
00:17:53When I do get hold of them, I'm going to knock them so cold they'll keep for years.
00:17:58Made so.
00:18:03Hey!
00:18:14Hey!
00:18:32Let me go, let me go, or I'll bust you in a beat.
00:18:34You'll bust who in what beat?
00:18:37Oh, then there is a Sandy Claw.
00:18:41Snap up, soldier.
00:18:42What else, then?
00:18:44Well, detail of 2-A-W-O-L.
00:18:46Well, you better not let my dad catch you.
00:18:50Who's your dad?
00:18:51Colonel Marshall.
00:18:52Are you sure?
00:18:53What?
00:18:53I mean, I mean, you know, you flatter him.
00:19:00Oh, have you ever met my dad?
00:19:02No, but he's trying to meet me.
00:19:06I'll fix it.
00:19:07No, no, don't do me any favors.
00:19:11Say, you know, when I first saw you, I thought you were a little French girl.
00:19:17Honest?
00:19:17Yeah.
00:19:18Hot dogs, that's my refreshed desire.
00:19:21Say.
00:19:22What?
00:19:23Do you think I could fascinate them?
00:19:26Fascinate them?
00:19:27Honey, you could mutilate them.
00:19:30Oh, Jimbo, cool-laced old Dr. Mary-Can.
00:19:35They are so handsome, so snappy.
00:19:38Oh.
00:19:40Oh.
00:19:41It's a good thing I've been vaccinated.
00:19:45Say, honey, I want to ask you something.
00:19:48It might sound a little personal.
00:19:49You know, at first.
00:19:50What is it?
00:19:51Do you love me?
00:19:53Well, you'll have to give me a little time.
00:19:56Well, you better make up your mind.
00:19:57It's 2.30 now.
00:19:59You know, this Paris is a fast place.
00:20:01Hey, isn't Paris a grand place to live in?
00:20:05Do you live in Paris?
00:20:07Uh-huh.
00:20:09Then Paris is a grand place to live in.
00:20:12Say.
00:20:13What?
00:20:14Are you married?
00:20:16No, I just naturally look worried.
00:20:18Hey, I think it's a shame to send cute little fellas like you to the front.
00:20:24That's what I said, but you can't tell these generals anything.
00:20:28I think it's wonderful us happening to meet this way.
00:20:32Gee, and I think it's wonderful to meet a girl who's beautiful enough to be dumb and doesn't take advantage
00:20:39of it.
00:20:48When you are on duty, marching all around, I can hear you passing by my door.
00:20:58Precious little beauty, you'll be safe and sound, guarded as you never were before.
00:21:08Precious little beauty, you'll be safe and sound, guarded as you never were before.
00:21:09When you put steps dry away, maybe I'll get blue.
00:21:15Let my eyes dry away.
00:21:18Tell me what you do.
00:21:22When you get blue, just whistle for me, dear.
00:21:28I'll promise you I will never fail to hear
00:21:32Then I'll pretend it's just a little bird
00:21:38I'll find my sweetie without another word
00:21:42When in the shade, dear, someone you see
00:21:48Oh, be a great dear one, it'll be, oh, it'll be
00:21:57We'll cuddle close until the break of day
00:22:02Whistling the blues away
00:22:32Whistling
00:22:40Whistling
00:22:49BIRDS CHIRP
00:23:22Say, how old are you?
00:23:24Sixteen.
00:23:25Oh, no. You couldn't learn that in sixteen years.
00:23:38Oh, Danny, will you drive to the right? Will you drive to the right?
00:23:41Oh, Monsieur, did I help you?
00:23:43Well, you bent my bumper a little bit, yes.
00:23:45Oh, you have anything we shall be able to do?
00:23:48Yes, and I'm just in the midst of a non-stop flight.
00:23:50Oh, but...
00:23:53We'll take that up a little later, honey.
00:24:06Hey! That's the colonel's car!
00:24:11There they go again!
00:24:12Hey!
00:24:12Who's driving it?
00:24:13One of them AWOL, sir.
00:24:15Get that man or I'll put you back in the ranks.
00:24:16Give me a car.
00:24:17Whose car? Anybody's car?
00:24:18Get the colonel a car!
00:24:19Get the colonel a car!
00:24:22Get the colonel a car!
00:24:23Get the colonel a car!
00:24:24Get the colonel a car!
00:24:26Oh, no, bravo. At last we are together.
00:24:29You may be together, but I'm not.
00:24:31Get the colonel a car!
00:24:31Get me a car!
00:25:03Well, well. Another air disaster.
00:25:10The camels are still coming.
00:25:16Well, I didn't realize what a pickup this car had.
00:25:20Hey, isn't there any place where you ain't?
00:25:23Snap out of it. The MPs are on us.
00:25:26Oh, gee.
00:25:27You know, those MPs are doing everything they can to make this war miserable for me.
00:25:35Listen, honey.
00:25:36If anything should happen that we're separated, you meet me here tonight at 8 o'clock.
00:25:41Oh, are you looking for trouble?
00:25:43I don't have to look for it. Gilbert is always with me.
00:25:47Listen, our song.
00:25:50Isn't that pretty?
00:25:52When you get blue, just whistle for me, dear.
00:25:58I'll promise you I will never fail to hear.
00:26:04Then I'll pretend it's just a little bird.
00:26:10I'll find my sweetie without another word.
00:26:16When in the shade, dear, someone you see.
00:26:21Don't be afraid, dear, someone you'll still be.
00:26:26Get a me.
00:26:30We'll cuddle close until the break of day.
00:26:34We'll bring the blues away.
00:26:40The, the, the play.
00:26:48The, the play.
00:28:01Because it happened to be there when I landed.
00:28:05How did you get in the colonel's car?
00:28:07I belong in it. I'm his daughter.
00:28:09I remember now. I've seen you with him.
00:28:12See, I'm glad you came.
00:28:14Say, I'm after those guys. They make love to every girl they see.
00:28:18The little one?
00:28:19He's the worst.
00:28:20Oh, he is, is he? I'll fix him. What's his name?
00:28:23Don't you know?
00:28:24Well, we were so busy, I forgot to find out.
00:28:27Tommy Turner. And the skinny one is Gilbert Simpkins.
00:28:30A-W-O-L. Impersonating officers and fooling women.
00:28:34Fooling girls?
00:28:35Yes, and laughing at them.
00:28:37Fooling girls and laughing at them, huh?
00:28:39I'll get them for you.
00:28:40How?
00:28:40Well, he told me to meet him.
00:28:43Never mind. This is my big moment. I'll capture them both, single-handed.
00:28:48Hey, you're pretty clever, ain't you?
00:28:50Sure I'm clever. Say, maybe you're my big romance.
00:28:55Ma'am?
00:28:56Well, I mean, is it against army regulations for a colonel's daughter to get a yen for a sergeant?
00:29:01Well, I don't know. I mean, I...
00:29:03Oh, Jimbo. Kool-Aid's old Dr. Mary-Tan. They are so handsome, so snappy.
00:29:09Be nice to me, big boy.
00:29:13Hey.
00:29:14Hey.
00:29:16Hey.
00:29:18Hey.
00:29:19Hey.
00:29:20Hey.
00:29:21Hey.
00:29:22Hey.
00:29:23Hey.
00:29:23Hey.
00:29:25Hey.
00:29:25Hey.
00:29:34What were you doing in that trunk with the private?
00:29:37Well, those two fellows were trying to run away with me, but I surrounded them.
00:29:42You?
00:29:42Well, I shot at them and missed, but don't worry, Pop. I'll get them for you again.
00:29:47My little baby. Just a chip off the old block.
00:30:02Colonel Marshall's not there, huh?
00:30:04All right. Thank you.
00:30:05And you telephoned anywhere else?
00:30:07Well, we tried everywhere.
00:30:09Oh, perhaps he went to Pierre's and missed you.
00:30:11No matter where he went, he didn't miss me.
00:30:16Well, Colonel Marshall, sir.
00:30:24Not here. I'll take it.
00:30:33Oh, what a delight for an order.
00:30:36Yes, that's the new one.
00:30:38Yeah?
00:30:38Uh, Springtime of Love.
00:30:41You know, these French, you can't beat them when it comes to perfume.
00:30:44Hey, what an all right idea.
00:30:46Sending army orders on perfume paper.
00:30:49Yes.
00:30:50No, no, no.
00:30:50No, not at all.
00:30:52Uh, you see, uh, uh, in this way, we can classify them immediately.
00:30:56Now, for instance, uh, now this would be from the quartermaster's department.
00:31:01Oh.
00:31:02Well, uh, if that is from the quartermaster's department, I imagine it would be simply glorious
00:31:07to smell an order from general headquarters.
00:31:11Yes, I, uh, I never thought of that.
00:31:15No.
00:31:23Oh.
00:31:24Ah, it is so coincidence we meet again.
00:31:28Didn't I tell you to keep away from here?
00:31:30Don't be mad, Pop.
00:31:32Introduce me.
00:31:32I haven't got time.
00:31:34I'm delighted to meet a friend of Pop.
00:31:35I'll show you back at you.
00:31:37Annette, I'm in a hurry.
00:31:38Okay, Pop.
00:31:39Run along.
00:31:40I might pick up a few pointers from this, baby.
00:31:44She's the time.
00:31:45Yes.
00:32:03Snap out of it!
00:32:04Has this whole Blaine family gone crazy?
00:32:06Filling and cooing like a pair of nitwitted prickle dubs right in front of that gate?
00:32:09What are you doing here?
00:32:11Seven days leave, sir.
00:32:12Well, you can spend them all the way from my door.
00:32:14Oh, don't be violent, Dad.
00:32:15Jim wants to marry me.
00:32:16Oh, he does, eh?
00:32:18A man who takes on a wife in a war at the same time is insane.
00:32:21Clear out.
00:32:22Yes, sir.
00:32:26Oh, Father, why do you hate Jim?
00:32:29Because he wants to take you away from me.
00:32:31I went into a lot of trouble to get my family.
00:32:33I married your mother, didn't I, eh?
00:32:35Well, I decided that you shouldn't marry a soldier.
00:32:37You said it.
00:32:40Can't you look after your family?
00:32:42I've got a war on my hands.
00:32:43Yes, I just saw one of your orders from the quartermaster's department.
00:32:48Spring time of love.
00:32:54When a man kisses you, does that mean he's really in love with you?
00:32:58Men's kisses?
00:32:59No one can tell you nothing by those.
00:33:02Say, do you know anything particular about men with curly hair?
00:33:06Curly hair, straight hair, no hair, they're all the same.
00:33:11Suppose you fell in love with the fellas that loved every girl he met.
00:33:15What would you do?
00:33:16Make believe I love him desperately.
00:33:19Never cease to say, je t'aime, je t'aime.
00:33:22Write him letters, two, three, six, every day.
00:33:27Oh, gee, I had a lot of trouble with my big moment.
00:33:31He's A-W-O-L.
00:33:32You comprends pas?
00:33:33A-W-O-L?
00:33:35A whale of a liar.
00:33:36Oh, but you will win him.
00:33:38There are many ways.
00:33:40Have you ever tried perfume?
00:33:41Perfume?
00:33:42Hmm, there's one in particular.
00:33:44Printemps d'amour.
00:33:46In English, it is called springtime of love.
00:33:49One thousand francs to bustle.
00:33:51Why don't you try some?
00:33:52I will.
00:33:53I'm going to get revenge if I have to get her perfume.
00:33:58Oh, ma, come on over and meet what they go for in Paris.
00:34:01Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
00:34:02Oh, but she's one of Pop's girlfriends.
00:34:04Annette, don't be silly.
00:34:05That's not funny.
00:34:06Come along, you've said enough.
00:34:07Oh, ma, can I have a thousand francs to buy some perfume?
00:34:11What sort of perfume?
00:34:12Oh, it's a wow.
00:34:14It lures men.
00:34:16What?
00:34:17Well, she uses it.
00:34:19They call it springtime of love.
00:34:23Springtime of love, eh?
00:34:26She'll be lucky if winter comes.
00:34:38Hmm.
00:34:40You know, after all, Gilbert, love is peace, quiet, and tranquility.
00:34:48That isn't love.
00:34:49That's sleep.
00:34:51Do you really think that Gaga Annette is going to show up?
00:34:54Say, she isn't Gaga.
00:34:57She has eyes like the heavens.
00:35:00Cheeks like peaches of Picardy.
00:35:03Oh, isn't that pretty?
00:35:09Is that them?
00:35:10You'll scare them off.
00:35:14Here's my gun, miss.
00:35:15And remember, we get 500 for them, dead or alive.
00:35:19Be sure they're the right guys, though.
00:35:21Tommy Turner.
00:35:23Curly hair.
00:35:24Gilbert Simpkins.
00:35:26Skinny.
00:35:27Wears horn-rimmed glasses.
00:35:28Wait for me at the palais.
00:35:30I'll deliver the body.
00:35:32F-O-B.
00:35:34See you at the palais.
00:35:37See you at the palais.
00:35:39See you at the palais.
00:35:45See you at the palais.
00:35:48See you at the palais.
00:35:49See you at the palais.
00:35:51See you at the palais.
00:35:51See you at the palais.
00:35:52See you at the palais.
00:35:53See you at the palais.
00:35:54See you at the palais.
00:35:54See you at the palais.
00:35:55See you at the palais.
00:35:55See you at the palais.
00:35:56See you at the palais.
00:35:56See you at the palais.
00:35:57See you at the palais.
00:35:59See you at the palais.
00:36:02See you at the palais.
00:36:14Hello, boys.
00:36:16Oh, gee, honey, I knew you'd come.
00:36:20Ah, I seem to feel the call of the great outdoors.
00:36:24Is this your car?
00:36:26Yeah, we picked it up for practically nothing.
00:36:29Everything about it makes a noise except the horn.
00:36:32Ah.
00:36:34Horn-drimmed glasses.
00:36:36The description is perfect.
00:36:39She's not as gaga as I thought she was.
00:36:42Curly hair.
00:36:44Gee, I'm lucky.
00:36:46Kiss me.
00:36:48Just as I expected.
00:36:50Now, youth, what's my method?
00:36:53What makes you think you're so lucky, honey?
00:36:55Because I've got you.
00:36:58Boy, I kill them.
00:37:00I kill them.
00:37:01Does that really make so much difference to you?
00:37:03It means that I'll make $500 out of you.
00:37:06Out of him?
00:37:07You must expect to know him a long time.
00:37:10No, from both of you.
00:37:11I'll make $500 tonight.
00:37:13From both of us?
00:37:14You're in Paris now, boy.
00:37:16You two boys are AWOL, and I'm going to take you back to my father, Colonel Marshall.
00:37:20What's that?
00:37:21Hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:37:22Wait a minute.
00:37:22Wait.
00:37:22Let's get this thing straight.
00:37:24You got it.
00:37:25Do you mean to tell me that you'd turn me in after I've decided to let you fall in love
00:37:29with me?
00:37:30Fall in love with you?
00:37:32Why, it's me that she cares for.
00:37:34This for you.
00:37:36And that for you.
00:37:38And this for your papa.
00:37:40Papa gets the best of everything.
00:37:45Uh, honey, would you pardon us a moment?
00:37:49Yes, just one little moment.
00:37:50Oh, no.
00:37:51Stick around, soldier.
00:37:53Uh, we won't be long.
00:37:54We won't be long.
00:37:54Just a short conference.
00:37:56Come back.
00:38:01She wants us to come back.
00:38:04Odd how one will misunderstand a thing, isn't it?
00:38:07Mm-hmm.
00:38:08Uh, would you mind putting that down?
00:38:11You're embarrassing us.
00:38:12Yes, if it went off, we'd be terribly upset.
00:38:19You drive a car, don't you, four eyes?
00:38:22Well, after a fashion, yes.
00:38:24Uh, what he doesn't know about driving would fill a hospital.
00:38:27Get in there and drive.
00:38:29She's taking us for a ride.
00:38:31Listen, if you ever talk fast in your life, boy, don't stutter now.
00:38:35Get up there.
00:38:36You get in the back seat with me.
00:38:39Oh, it just occurred to me that I haven't a license for driving.
00:38:43So if you'll pardon me, I'll just wander around.
00:38:46Get in there.
00:38:50Drive to the Palais.
00:38:51I'm taking you to my fire.
00:38:55Peace, quiet, and tranquility.
00:39:05Do you have a lollipop?
00:39:08No, I don't like lollipops.
00:39:11What are you doing with these powder puffs?
00:39:13Powder puffs?
00:39:16I've been eating them all day.
00:39:17I thought they were marshmallows.
00:39:18Oh, will you step on it?
00:39:20Will you step on it?
00:39:21You're still in second gear.
00:39:23What's he talking about?
00:39:25He wants me to make love to you so you won't turn us in.
00:39:28Oh, is that it?
00:39:29Well, it's no you.
00:39:30Not after the way you let me flop on the ground this afternoon.
00:39:33You'll forgive me, honey.
00:39:35You've got such a big heart.
00:39:38Detour, detour.
00:39:39The girl didn't fall on her heart.
00:39:40You know, honey, when you put your hand in my hair back there, it just seemed to fill me with
00:39:48electricity.
00:39:49What?
00:39:50A little thing like that?
00:39:51Oh, don't do that.
00:39:53But I like her.
00:39:57Well, that's in the bag.
00:39:58Come, Tommy, we must away.
00:40:00Get back there and drive.
00:40:02Oh, you want me to continue driving, is that it?
00:40:04Yes, and drive slower.
00:40:07Would that you were birds and I a humble shotgun.
00:40:14Do you think this is going to work?
00:40:16It's a cinch.
00:40:17That's a smart little girl.
00:40:19Leave it to her.
00:40:23You're making fun of me.
00:40:24And just for that, I'm going to turn you two in and get that $500.
00:40:28Wait.
00:40:28I'll tell you what to do.
00:40:31Just turn him in and take $250.
00:40:34They'll put him in the guardhouse.
00:40:35Great.
00:40:37That'll give us a chance to be alone.
00:40:42Get back quick.
00:40:43Don't let him see you.
00:40:53Well, I'll be...
00:40:54Me too.
00:41:14You're never satisfied.
00:41:15Always complaining.
00:41:17You don't seem to realize the problems I have.
00:41:19I don't see how they could have a war without you.
00:41:21I know I couldn't.
00:41:21Oh, stop it.
00:41:23You'd have the last word with an echo.
00:41:25Where's Eileen?
00:41:25Oh, she's with Jim.
00:41:27There you are.
00:41:28I have to attend to everything.
00:41:30Can I be both father and mother?
00:41:32I shouldn't be surprised.
00:41:33With your versatility.
00:41:36THE END
00:42:14THE END
00:42:42THE END
00:43:10THE END
00:43:48Boy, I'm in love.
00:43:51Well, they do say that love makes the world go round, but...
00:43:55Don't let it make you dizzy.
00:43:57You know, Gilbert, and that makes me want to do big things.
00:44:02Why don't you try washing an elephant?
00:44:05Oh, say, I'm not kidding.
00:44:07I'm serious.
00:44:09I tear the world wide open for that girl.
00:44:12I'm just...
00:44:13Where's that?
00:44:38Hey, did you see a couple of doughboys go in there?
00:44:44Are you sure?
00:44:48Is there any way those guys can get out?
00:44:50No, sir.
00:44:51Those two doors are the only way they can come in or out.
00:44:57Okay, pal.
00:45:02Soldier?
00:45:03We got him.
00:45:07Oh, boy.
00:45:09When they step out.
00:45:19Waiter.
00:45:21It's a colonel.
00:45:23I want some attention.
00:45:24Uh...
00:45:25What is it you want, sir?
00:45:26Attention.
00:45:41Now then.
00:45:43What can we do for you, sir?
00:45:45We want a nice, quiet dinner for two.
00:45:47Nice, quiet dinner for two.
00:45:49No soup.
00:45:50What have you do for you?
00:45:52Now, let me think.
00:45:53Uh, don't tell me.
00:45:54Don't tell me.
00:45:55Is it vegetable, animal, or mineral?
00:45:59I'm sorry, but we're all out of those.
00:46:02Would you like some naturalized Swiss cheese?
00:46:05How's your turtle soup?
00:46:06Oh, very snappy, sir.
00:46:08Very snappy.
00:46:09Very well.
00:46:09Make it quick.
00:46:12Turtle soup?
00:46:13Very snappy.
00:46:14I think I'll have a young chicken.
00:46:16It must be very young.
00:46:17In fact, extremely young.
00:46:19Maybe I'd better bring you an egg.
00:46:26One premature chicken.
00:46:28Have you a wild duck?
00:46:31No, but we could take a tame one out and aggravate it for you.
00:46:39I'd like to have a nice, juicy partridge with dressing and brown gravy.
00:46:44So would I.
00:46:45You know, I'm starved.
00:46:48Third egg, 200 francs.
00:46:51Yes.
00:46:51Your eggs are very high.
00:46:53Ah, but you must remember that an egg is a whole day's work for a hen.
00:46:58I think I'll have a nice, fresh artichoke.
00:47:01He thinks he'll have a nice, fresh artichoke.
00:47:03He thinks he'll have a nice, fresh artichoke.
00:47:06Now, let me see.
00:47:08What will I have next?
00:47:10Indigestion, I guess.
00:47:13Uh, would you like some nice, uh, petite mami?
00:47:17Petite mami?
00:47:18How do you smell it?
00:47:19Oh, um, I'll bring you a cup of coffee.
00:47:22And listen.
00:47:25Don't ask him if he has frog's legs.
00:47:28How dare you, sir?
00:47:29That'll be all.
00:47:30Hurry.
00:47:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:31We'll do that little thing, Lieutenant.
00:47:33I'm awfully pleased to have met...
00:47:44Come on, soldier.
00:47:45Let's look upstairs.
00:47:50I'll bet he comes back with a cream puff.
00:47:54Garcon?
00:47:55Coming right up, madam.
00:47:56Coming right up.
00:47:58Well, as I'm living in the hail.
00:48:00How are you, honey?
00:48:01How are you?
00:48:02Wonderful.
00:48:03I'm glad you think so.
00:48:05How is it you are here?
00:48:08Secret service.
00:48:09Oh.
00:48:09Is that why you wait on Colonel Marshall?
00:48:11I beg your pardon?
00:48:12Colonel Marshall.
00:48:13He's at the table you wait on.
00:48:15Oh, so it is.
00:48:17The dear old Colonel.
00:48:19Looking well, too, isn't he?
00:48:44What a man.
00:48:46What a man.
00:48:46What a man.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:01We're all out of soup.
00:49:02Of all the idiots.
00:49:03Bring me some food.
00:49:05Oh, you want food?
00:49:06Of course.
00:49:07You know, I knew there was something.
00:49:12Wake up.
00:49:14Wake up.
00:49:16My cocoa is cold.
00:49:19I said my cocoa is cold.
00:49:30Everything all right, sir?
00:49:32No.
00:49:32Everything's all wrong.
00:49:34The trouble with this place is you have no decorum.
00:49:36Oh, we have it.
00:49:37We have it.
00:49:38But it isn't very fresh.
00:49:39What's that, sir?
00:49:58Come in.
00:50:02Pardon me.
00:50:05I just got a tip that that old fellow was Colonel Marshall.
00:50:08You better find out for sure.
00:50:10Leave it to me.
00:50:13Pardon me, sir.
00:50:14But are you a relative of Colonel Marshall?
00:50:17Why, I am Colonel Marshall.
00:50:19Ah.
00:50:19That explains the resemblance.
00:50:24It's Colonel Marshall, all right.
00:50:43Oh, you want the Colonel to have this note?
00:50:48Colonel, note from the young lady crossed the way.
00:50:50Why?
00:50:50Now, don't give it a thought.
00:50:51Don't give it a thought.
00:50:51Always glad to be of service.
00:50:58Dear Snugglepuff, who is the old frot that's with you?
00:51:02And where?
00:51:03I can't make out that word.
00:51:05Why, how dare you?
00:51:06Well, what is it?
00:51:07What is it?
00:51:08Why, it's a message from the military police sergeant reporting on two desperate men absent
00:51:12without me.
00:51:13Oh, what a liar.
00:51:15Why, how dare you, sir?
00:51:17You have such a thing.
00:51:18And you, sir, why aren't you in the army?
00:51:21Well, that's a long story, Colonel.
00:51:23You see, it's this way.
00:51:24It's my fist.
00:51:26Well, what's the matter with him?
00:51:28Flat?
00:51:29Cold.
00:51:35I can't eat this duck.
00:51:37Send for the manager.
00:51:39It's no use.
00:51:39He won't eat it either.
00:51:41Here.
00:51:41You might try it.
00:51:45Gasol.
00:51:46Coming up like a storm.
00:51:49Will you give me a serviette, please?
00:51:52Serviette?
00:51:52Certainly, moi.
00:52:03I'd like a serviette.
00:52:05A serviette?
00:52:07Certez-moi.
00:52:12That's enough.
00:52:13You should be charged.
00:52:15Let's go.
00:52:19I can't speak French.
00:52:21I want the proprietor.
00:52:22Where is the proprietor?
00:52:29I am the proprietor, monsieur.
00:52:32Anything I can do for you?
00:52:33Do you speak French?
00:52:34Oui, oui.
00:52:35I want this man to charge.
00:52:39Are you French?
00:52:40Oui, oui.
00:52:41Then you're fired.
00:52:42Oh, monsieur le serrat.
00:52:44Oh, monsieur le serrat.
00:52:57No, no, no.
00:52:59C'est la patate.
00:53:00C'est la patate.
00:53:04C'est la patate.
00:53:05C'est la patate.
00:53:06Oh, je ne t'en.
00:53:07C'est la patate.
00:53:11C'est la patate.
00:53:12C'est la patate.
00:53:19C'est la patate.
00:53:20Yes, sir.
00:53:20Oh, General Hale for you, sir.
00:53:22Yes, General.
00:53:23I've just been advised by G-2 your plans are on the way over.
00:53:26Well, what the deuce is delaying them?
00:53:29Colonel Marshall, sir.
00:53:30Just a minute, General.
00:53:30Hear something now.
00:53:32Springtime of love.
00:53:35I'm very sorry, Jeff.
00:53:36Yes, sir.
00:53:36It was something else.
00:53:39Oh, hang on.
00:53:40I can't hang on this phone all day.
00:53:41You get those plans for me.
00:53:43And remember, I am holding you strictly accountable for them.
00:53:47Yes, sir.
00:53:49Colonel Marshall, sir.
00:53:49Just a minute, General.
00:53:50Here's another message.
00:53:52Oh, get those plans and get them quick.
00:53:58Before you give it to me, smell it.
00:54:02Tobacco.
00:54:03Here they are at last.
00:54:05Get General Hale on the phone and tell them I'm sending them through.
00:54:07And who will they detail to carry them, sir?
00:54:09Lieutenant James Reeves.
00:54:10Locate my daughter and you'll find him.
00:54:12Order an escort prepared and leave at once.
00:54:14Yes, sir.
00:54:21Lieutenant Reeves, sir.
00:54:25You sent for me, sir?
00:54:26Yes, Lieutenant.
00:54:26I've got a job for you.
00:54:28This has to go to General Hale as fast as a man can carry it.
00:54:31General Hale, sir?
00:54:32But he's at the front.
00:54:32You'll have a car and the best driver available.
00:54:35Sir, I'm on lead, sir.
00:54:36This is no detail for a tin soldier, Reeves.
00:54:38Perhaps I've made a mistake.
00:54:40No mistake as far as I'm concerned, sir.
00:54:41What are the orders?
00:54:42You will leave immediately.
00:54:44Captain Jones will attend to the details of your escort.
00:54:46Yes, sir.
00:54:50Yes, sir.
00:55:10Hello, big boy.
00:55:12What's on your mind?
00:55:14I came to say goodbye to Eileen.
00:55:15Well, if you're white, you'll say goodbye to Mark first.
00:55:18Say, why did Pop send it to you?
00:55:21Oh, he gave me some very important papers to deliver to General Hale at the front.
00:55:24Yeah?
00:55:25Well, that's sort of dangerous, ain't it?
00:55:27Well, it's not exactly a health resort.
00:55:29And if you deliver them, it'll make you a hero?
00:55:31Oh, yes.
00:55:32A great big hero.
00:55:33You know, Jim, I like you.
00:55:35You have such an open face.
00:55:38Thanks.
00:55:39I think you'll be very charming when you grow up.
00:55:41Well, you don't know the half of it.
00:55:43You're pretty clever, aren't you?
00:55:44Sure I'm clever.
00:55:46Say, maybe you're my big romance.
00:55:49What's that?
00:55:50Well, I mean, uh, is it against army regulations for a colonel's daughter to get a yen for a lieutenant?
00:55:57What are you talking about?
00:55:58Oh, Jimbo.
00:55:59Kool-ay-so, that's a merry-can.
00:56:02Be a souf-ne-fee, so handsome.
00:56:06Too nice to me, big boy.
00:56:10Say, what are you trying to do, flirt with me?
00:56:12Yeah, I'm trying to flirt with you.
00:56:14Well, look, I tell you what you do.
00:56:15You meet me here...
00:56:16Yeah?
00:56:17In about ten years.
00:56:29Hello.
00:56:30Hi there, babe.
00:56:31Did you get that perfume?
00:56:32I'll say I did.
00:56:33And it is good?
00:56:34Is it good?
00:56:34Boy, it's good on.
00:56:36But I've got something much more exciting than perfume.
00:56:39What is that?
00:56:39Papers.
00:56:40Important ones.
00:56:41I stole them from Jim.
00:56:42Does Jim know this?
00:56:43Certainly not.
00:56:44But I've got to get these papers started to the sun before he finds out they're gone.
00:56:48And you think you can do it?
00:56:49Sure.
00:56:50If you'll help me.
00:56:51Now listen, my boyfriend will do anything I tell him to, but his buddy is a hard nut.
00:56:56Get me?
00:56:56The buddy with the goggles?
00:56:58He is for me.
00:56:59Great.
00:57:00Now you work on him, and we'll get them both back to the sun.
00:57:02And these papers go with him.
00:57:04I will convince you there.
00:57:06And I will convince Tommy.
00:57:10Somebody paging me?
00:57:11My angel.
00:57:13My goodness.
00:57:15My goodness.
00:57:16Are you two at it again?
00:57:19Oh, regardez.
00:57:21Never was I so glad to behold anyone.
00:57:24There's a catch in there somewhere.
00:57:25They're too glad to see us.
00:57:26And that isn't.
00:57:27She loves me.
00:57:28Monsieur, you have the chance to do two ladies a great favor.
00:57:33Uh-uh.
00:57:33Here it comes.
00:57:34And at the same time, do something grand for your country.
00:57:37Mm-hmm.
00:57:38I don't like the way they're leading up to this.
00:57:40Uh, what will you girls have?
00:57:42Oh, she's nothing.
00:57:43Oh, she's nothing.
00:57:44Well, we can handle it.
00:57:46All you have to do is deliver this to General Hale.
00:57:48Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
00:57:51You see, we're great friends of General Hale.
00:57:54And he's partner.
00:57:55He's partner.
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:56You don't mean to tell me that you've never heard of Hale and Harky.
00:57:59Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:00Oh, yes, yes.
00:58:02We'd love to see dear old Hale again.
00:58:05Whereabouts in Paris is he?
00:58:06Ah, General Hale is at the front.
00:58:08Always at the front.
00:58:10Always at the front.
00:58:11Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:11Hmm.
00:58:12It must be some other Hale.
00:58:14Yes.
00:58:14Well, so on, girls.
00:58:16We'll see you around.
00:58:17Oh, you're not going to back out.
00:58:18Back out?
00:58:19No.
00:58:20I'm going to walk right out face forward.
00:58:22You see, uh, our schedule is so filled up for the day.
00:58:25Oh, but this will make you a great big hero.
00:58:29Ha, ha.
00:58:29It'll probably make me the unknown soldier.
00:58:33Wait a minute, Gilbert.
00:58:36Gilbert, let's do it.
00:58:38I want to be a hero for Annette.
00:58:41You see, he wants to do something great for his country.
00:58:44He aspires.
00:58:45Do you not?
00:58:46Ma'am?
00:58:47You aspire.
00:58:48Yeah, a little under him.
00:58:51Oh, Tommy, you'll do it, won't you?
00:58:53Sure I will.
00:58:54But I want Gilbert to go with me.
00:58:57You and Tommy go in there.
00:58:58Perhaps I can persuade Gilbert to be a hero, too.
00:59:02You might, but, uh, it will be difficult in broad daylight.
00:59:20You're not going to disappoint me, are you?
00:59:22Not for anything in the world, sweetheart.
00:59:24If you take these papers to General Hale, maybe Dad will forgive you for being AWOL.
00:59:30Gee, I'm ashamed of myself.
00:59:32You know, I'm an awful sap.
00:59:34But since I met you, everything has changed.
00:59:38I want to be what you want me to be.
00:59:41My hero.
00:59:42Eric, you must tell me all about yourself.
00:59:44Well, I'm afraid that would take a long time, a long time.
00:59:48For instance, I spent all last summer shooting tigers in Africa.
00:59:51But, monsieur, there are no tigers in Africa.
00:59:54I know it.
00:59:55I killed them all.
00:59:57Come, sit over here.
00:59:59Yes, yes, let's, let's.
01:00:01Hi-ho.
01:00:03You know, they laughed at me when I sat down.
01:00:05But when I began to play...
01:00:09My goodness, what well-developed arms you have.
01:00:12Yes, you see, I play a lot of tennis.
01:00:14Yes.
01:00:15You dance a lot, too, don't you?
01:00:17Oh, you bad boy.
01:00:20Oh, God, I'll bet you dance exactly like a heifer.
01:00:22What?
01:00:23Zephyr, zephyr.
01:00:27Well, honey, how about it?
01:00:29How about what?
01:00:30All right.
01:00:32How about you and me getting married?
01:00:34If I marry you, do you think you will be able to support me?
01:00:37I was afraid you were going to ask me that.
01:00:40Ah, Gilbert, you are so fascinating.
01:00:43Yes, I suppose so.
01:00:44You could be such a great man.
01:00:46Take Napoleon.
01:00:47He was a great man.
01:00:48Yeah, but he's a bust now.
01:00:52Gilbert, you come from Sightingstock, do you not?
01:00:56Sightingstock?
01:00:56I'll say I do.
01:00:58Father and mother were always at a dock.
01:01:00And you couldn't stop him, right?
01:01:03Well, I tell you, I come from nice family, too.
01:01:05My father was born in Moscow.
01:01:07My mother was born in Vladivostok.
01:01:09And I was born in St. Petersburg.
01:01:11Is that so?
01:01:12Funny how you all got together.
01:01:14Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:15Ah.
01:01:16Ah.
01:01:17Little old father Roy.
01:01:19Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:20No, it's his father, eh?
01:01:22Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:23And look.
01:01:23Look, he's brought along a hunk of ginger ale.
01:01:26Ginger ale?
01:01:27That's champagne.
01:01:28And it has one big kick.
01:01:29Yeah?
01:01:30Is that so?
01:01:31Stick around, son.
01:01:32Stick around.
01:01:33You know, Guy Bear, when I drink champagne, I never know what I am doing.
01:01:38Now, wait a minute.
01:01:39Let's get this thing straight.
01:01:40You mean to tell me when you drink this stuff, you never know what you're doing?
01:01:43Not a thing.
01:01:45I won't need you anymore, son.
01:01:47I won't need you anymore.
01:01:48Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:50Ha, ha.
01:01:51By the way, Olga, where did you say you were from?
01:01:53St. Petersburg.
01:01:55St. Petersburg.
01:01:56Now, that is a coincidence.
01:01:58You know, a thing like that wouldn't happen again in a million years.
01:02:00I tell you, it's a small world after all.
01:02:03Are you from St. Petersburg, too?
01:02:05No, I'm from Seattle.
01:02:09Oh, Guy Bear, I'm beginning to feel good.
01:02:11Yeah, but you still know what you're doing, don't you?
01:02:15Oh, yes.
01:02:15Mm-hmm.
01:02:16Well, have another drink, honey.
01:02:19Honey, how about a little kiss?
01:02:21No, no, no.
01:02:22The colonel of your regiment is going to stop all spooning and kissing.
01:02:26Well, he ought to.
01:02:27He's getting too old for that sort of stuff.
01:02:29But I talk to him all the time, right?
01:02:32Oh, Guy Bear, I could love a man like you if you would only do something.
01:02:37Well, how can I do anything?
01:02:39You kind of got me all died.
01:02:43Something beef.
01:02:44I mean, something heroic.
01:02:46Something like remettre le message generale.
01:02:48Oh, that.
01:02:49Anytime you say, baby.
01:02:51Anytime you say.
01:02:52You will go to General Hill for me?
01:02:54I'll go to Hill for you anytime, baby.
01:02:57Anytime.
01:02:57Oh, I knew you would deliver the paper.
01:03:00What's that?
01:03:01You're going to take the paper to the front.
01:03:03Honey, you lied to me about that champagne.
01:03:06You know what you're doing.
01:03:07Now I know that you love me.
01:03:09Oh, I love you, honey.
01:03:10I'm mad about you.
01:03:12I'm mad about you.
01:03:13To me, you're a beautiful sprite.
01:03:15Ah, sprite, sprite, sprite.
01:03:17Oh, why do I have a vest like this?
01:03:19Why do I have a vest?
01:03:25Do you know that I have a never vest like this in years?
01:03:28What have you done to me, boy?
01:03:29What have you done to me?
01:03:33I've been hard-boiled all of my life, but you have conquered my shell.
01:03:38I have never had a wife, for married life is swell.
01:03:44Love is in your life like sweet perfume.
01:03:47In the springtime, birth is in you blue.
01:03:59Hey, now, wait a minute.
01:04:00Wait a minute.
01:04:07Do I affect you that way, honey?
01:04:13Mama!
01:04:14Oh, now, wait a minute.
01:04:18Oh, good night.
01:04:28Mama!
01:04:29Look what you're doing to me.
01:04:33Oh, wait a minute now.
01:04:35Wait a minute.
01:04:41Oh, war is war.
01:04:44War is war.
01:04:46War is war.
01:04:47War is war.
01:04:51War is war.
01:05:14War is war.
01:05:23THE END
01:05:47Wait a minute, Tommy. I'm going with you. Have you got the papers?
01:05:51I've got them right here, Gilbert.
01:05:52Then come, let's proceed to the front.
01:05:54Oh, you are galant. You are brave. You are everything.
01:05:58You just about summed it all up, honey. You summed it all up.
01:06:01Oh, Tommy, you must be careful.
01:06:03Don't worry about me, baby. Goodbye.
01:06:06And believe me, honey, nothing's going to stop us from taking those papers to General Hale.
01:06:12Farewell, farewell. You've no idea how I'm going to miss you, honey.
01:06:24Hello? Yes?
01:06:27Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.
01:06:29General Hale for you, sir.
01:06:30Hence the time today. Yes, General? Yes, General?
01:06:33Yes, General?
01:06:34Darnold, I'm a yes man. Positively, General. Those papers are on the way to you now.
01:06:42There's something you ought to know. May we see you privately? No. This office is for army business, not for
01:06:48family disputes. Well, what have you got to say? Go ahead. Be brief.
01:06:50I will be brief. Annette stole the papers you gave Jim to take to General Hale. What?
01:07:02What did you do with them?
01:07:03Don't worry, Dad. They'll get to General Hale. I gave them to two of the most wonderful boys in the
01:07:08world, Gilbert Simpsons and Tommy Turner.
01:07:10What? You gave them the scallywags I've been chasing for ten days? Oh, why will you tell me why? Because
01:07:18I'm in love with Tommy Turner.
01:07:19Gee, God's in great shock. And if he gets those papers to General Hale, you'll forgive him, and then he
01:07:24can marry me.
01:07:24Forgive him? I'll have him shot at sunrise.
01:07:30At first, the boys didn't want to do it, but your girlfriend, Olga, helped me to coax them.
01:07:35Well, very obliging.
01:07:37What a family. What a family.
01:07:39Well, on a clock, I didn't mean any harm.
01:07:41Captain Jones!
01:07:42Captain Jones! Captain Jones! Captain Jones!
01:07:45Captain Jones!
01:07:47Yes, sir.
01:07:47Those two men, Gilbert Simpsons and Tommy Turner, have the general's papers.
01:07:51Cover every road leading to the front. You must get those men.
01:07:54Ten, ten details. Twenty details. Twenty details. Twenty details.
01:07:56Fort! Get those men!
01:07:58Yes, sir!
01:08:10Hey! Are you still hanging on to them papers?
01:08:13I'm guarding those papers with my life!
01:08:15Then on the hail, brother! On the hail!
01:08:18Here we go, Gilbert!
01:08:52We've got important instructions from headquarters.
01:08:55General Hale says we've got to get them.
01:09:07Where can we find General Hale, sir?
01:09:09General Hale is farther front.
01:09:11How do we get to the front line, sir?
01:09:12The only way to throw that communicating crutch.
01:09:14What do you want to see General Hale about?
01:09:16We have important papers for him, sir.
01:09:18You're Simpsons and Turner?
01:09:20Oh, Captain, how'd you get?
01:09:28The communicating crutch has just been blown, sir.
01:09:31They can't get through now, Captain.
01:09:33Somebody will have to crawl through that barrage.
01:09:39I can't order a man to go through that inferno.
01:09:42Give me those papers.
01:09:46I'll call for volunteers.
01:09:50Men, I have some very important papers that must reach General Hale at once.
01:09:55Communication to the front line trenches is cut off.
01:09:57I want to volunteer for this dangerous job.
01:10:00Say no more, Captain.
01:10:01Say no more.
01:10:08Simpsons, you're made of the right stuff.
01:10:11It's going to take a lot of guts to get through there.
01:10:14I understand exactly, Captain.
01:10:15And I've got just the man for you.
01:10:26Private Turner, sir.
01:10:27The nerviest man in the whole army.
01:10:30Ah, Private Turner.
01:10:32Here are the papers.
01:10:34Good luck.
01:10:35The best way over is through that cut there.
01:10:38Yes, sir.
01:10:45Hey, wait a minute, Tommy.
01:10:47Gee, kid, I'm sorry.
01:10:48I didn't mean to get through this.
01:10:50Oh, gee, Gilbert.
01:10:52That's okay.
01:10:53Yeah, but...
01:10:54You know, if something's liable to go wrong,
01:10:56you know,
01:10:57you might not come back.
01:11:00Oh, gee.
01:11:00Wait a minute.
01:11:01I'll...
01:11:02No.
01:11:03I'll come back, all right.
01:11:04It'll be okay.
01:11:06But if I don't,
01:11:09you'll tell Annette, won't you?
01:11:11Yeah, I'll come back.
01:11:12Tommy!
01:11:12Tommy!
01:11:12Tommy!
01:11:26Tommy!
01:11:44Tommy!
01:11:45Hey, where are you going?
01:11:46Out there.
01:11:47I think they got him.
01:11:48But, Lord, man, you can't come up there now.
01:11:50The boy, you got ten feet.
01:11:52That's all right, buddy.
01:11:54Now, he needs me and I'm going.
01:12:11Where are you, kid?
01:12:12Where are you, Tommy?
01:12:14Here I am, Gilbert.
01:12:16Gee, Tommy, how is the kid? Did they catch you?
01:12:20I don't know. It's my back.
01:12:25I don't seem to feel a thing.
01:12:32Here, kid.
01:12:35Take a drink of this.
01:12:38Is that better now, Tommy?
01:12:40Do you feel better now, kid?
01:12:42Here. Do you feel that, Tommy?
01:12:45I don't feel a thing.
01:12:47Wait a minute, Tommy.
01:12:48I'll...
01:13:04Hey!
01:13:07Hey!
01:13:09Hey!
01:13:10Hey!
01:13:10Hey!
01:13:10Hey, hey, there.
01:13:11We got nothing.
01:13:14Before this, Mike, after he had been taken as hurt he was going to be on.
01:13:29The planning of the armistice has saved my reputation and standing as an officer.
01:13:33It has not only saved the world for democracy, but it has saved me from my family.
01:13:39And don't forget, if I ever lay my hands on those two doughboys, I'll deliver them to you piece by
01:13:45piece.
01:13:52Good way.
01:13:57Woo!
01:13:58Surprise!
01:14:01Any phone calls?
01:14:03Oh, dear, sir! What do you mean by this?
01:14:05What did you do with that message for General Hale?
01:14:07Why, uh, we decided not to deliver it.
01:14:10Oh, you did, eh? What did you do with it?
01:14:12We opened it up and read it.
01:14:14What?
01:14:15It's an old Indian custom, Colonel. An old Indian custom.
01:14:19In case we lost it, we could deliver it by word of mouth.
01:14:22Yes!
01:14:23You know, I know every word by heart.
01:14:25You'll be shot at sunrise!
01:14:27When you know what we know, you'll be half shot at sunrise.
01:14:30Oh, dear, what are you means...
01:14:31Oh, I...
01:14:32Oh, Colonel, please now.
01:14:36You'll get a parallel stroke.
01:14:37Colonel, I want to ask you.
01:14:40Did you really want this message delivered to General Hale?
01:15:00Come with me in my office.
01:15:02I want to speak with you privately.
01:15:14Do you, uh, say you memorized this paper?
01:15:18Every darn word.
01:15:19What did it say?
01:15:20My dear Snugglepuff.
01:15:23That's enough.
01:15:24That's enough.
01:15:25Well, if it isn't enough, we know some more.
01:15:31Do you know what I could do to you for this?
01:15:36What are you laughing at?
01:15:37I was just thinking what we could do to you for that.
01:15:44Colonel, what I want to know is, why did you treat little Olga so mean?
01:15:49You know, I was never so...
01:15:52Mooderman's glove.
01:15:54General Hale's plans.
01:15:55Yeah.
01:15:56Where did you get them?
01:15:57I found them right here on my desk.
01:15:58What does this mean?
01:15:59It means that you sent Olga's note to the general instead of the plans.
01:16:04Oh, that Olga.
01:16:05I'll have her neck.
01:16:07No, Colonel.
01:16:08I'll have that.
01:16:09Oh, good.
01:16:10There you go.
01:16:11That's a funny thing ever.
01:16:14You know, something's got to be done about this.
01:16:17Yes, yes.
01:16:18It seems as though armistice has been declared for everybody, but you...
01:16:35There's quite a war, isn't there?
01:16:37Quite a war, quite a war.
01:16:41You sent for Lieutenant Reed, sir.
01:16:44Oh, uh, certainly we sent for Lieutenant Reed.
01:16:47Didn't we, Colonel?
01:16:49Yes, yes, of course, of course, yes.
01:16:55The Colonel wants you two kids to get married right away.
01:16:58Don't we, Colonel?
01:16:59Well, you're both...
01:17:00Oh, yes, quite so, quite so, quite so.
01:17:02Good heavens.
01:17:03The old man's gone crazy.
01:17:07My darling snuggle-tops.
01:17:09Where were you last night?
01:17:11I waited for you for hours.
01:17:13Have you forgotten your old guy?
01:17:16Colonel, there's nothing to it.
01:17:18We men have got to stick together.
01:17:20Tommy, even I'm glad you're back.
01:17:22So am I.
01:17:23And the Colonel wants us to be married right away.
01:17:28Yeah, me too.
01:18:00And the Colonel wants us to be married right away.
01:18:02And the Colonel wants us to be married right away.
01:18:02And the Colonel wants us to be married.
01:18:02And the Colonel wants us to be married.
01:18:02You